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Cheryl sacked..

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

oh dear..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh dear..

"

...the disadvantage of having a 'Geordie' accent has emerged at last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will she be able to sign on?

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"oh dear..

...the disadvantage of having a 'Geordie' accent has emerged at last "

plus with the purple, red and sky blue belt outfit.. was always gonna end up messy.....

and don't get it started on the back combing and lacquer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh dear..

...the disadvantage of having a 'Geordie' accent has emerged at last

plus with the purple, red and sky blue belt outfit.. was always gonna end up messy.....

and don't get it started on the back combing and lacquer"

What the 'eck was going on in her head?

.... feckin' trousers deliberately covering shoes... ermmmmmmmm.... it's a 'no' from me

I did feel embarrassed for Britain when she posed in that outfit in America

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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She's obviously not worth it

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"She's obviously not worth it "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

err Cheryl who?

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"err Cheryl who? "

Baker..

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"She's obviously not worth it "

Fab

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Publicity stunt!

Anybody remember Cowell pulling this one with the UK X Factor a few years ago?

Some US dance dude called Brian was a judge for a half the auditions then was sacked and replaced by someone more familiar, I think it was Dani Minogue.

Brian was moved sideways to creative director.

Anything sound familiar?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I think it was Dani Minogue."

Actually I think they brought back Louie Walsh now that I think.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"She's obviously not worth it

Fab "

She's on here?!?

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Our man in Newcastle said

'Wahy aye man, wor Cheryl is the patron saint of uselesss muppets everywhere. Every bairn who leaves school wi' no exams n a decent pair of tits is gonna be gutted if they canna be on telly like Cheryl.'

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Our man in Newcastle said

'Wahy aye man, wor Cheryl is the patron saint of uselesss muppets everywhere. Every bairn who leaves school wi' no exams n a decent pair of tits is gonna be gutted if they canna be on telly like Cheryl.'"

Now now benwell girls can dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Publicity stunt!

Anybody remember Cowell pulling this one with the UK X Factor a few years ago?

Some US dance dude called Brian was a judge for a half the auditions then was sacked and replaced by someone more familiar, I think it was Dani Minogue.

Brian was moved sideways to creative director.

Anything sound familiar?"

Brian Friedman? A very good friend of Cowell.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Publicity stunt!

Anybody remember Cowell pulling this one with the UK X Factor a few years ago?

Some US dance dude called Brian was a judge for a half the auditions then was sacked and replaced by someone more familiar, I think it was Dani Minogue.

Brian was moved sideways to creative director.

Anything sound familiar?

Brian Friedman? A very good friend of Cowell."

That's the fella! Yeah a good friend just like Cheryl is. It's amazing what friends will do, for the right price eh lol.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I never quite got how she got to "nations princess" status......

does that mean we are at war... I vote we all boycott and stop watching "american idol" and "dancing with the stars" in protest!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never quite got how she got to "nations princess" status......

"

By beating up a toilet attendant, marrying a tosspot, and having two very cute dimples. Or was that the Queen Mother?

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

It is an outrage and if Obama hadn't just flown out.. I would be protesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kinda understand it though, Cheryl talking is to the yanks as Rab C Nesbit is talking to your average englishman, can't understand half of it !

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"Our man in Newcastle said

'Wahy aye man, wor Cheryl is the patron saint of uselesss muppets everywhere. Every bairn who leaves school wi' no exams n a decent pair of tits is gonna be gutted if they canna be on telly like Cheryl.'

Now now benwell girls can dream. "

Let them learn philosophy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she should get elocoosh.. , no , eloqueu... , no electrocush... a fuck it ! another job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just been sacked too, but don't suppose she'll be too worried about me, lol.

She'll get sorted soon, and hopefully I will too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kinda understand it though, Cheryl talking is to the yanks as Rab C Nesbit is talking to your average englishman, can't understand half of it ! "
Thats why .. Thay said most could not understand her Over there.

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I just been sacked too, but don't suppose she'll be too worried about me, lol.

She'll get sorted soon, and hopefully I will too. "

good luck Jack, hope you find something soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh dear..

...the disadvantage of having a 'Geordie' accent has emerged at last "

I wouldn't say that's a disadvantage... more her lack of talent

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"I just been sacked too, but don't suppose she'll be too worried about me, lol.

She'll get sorted soon, and hopefully I will too. "

well Jack theres a job going on x factor ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just been sacked too, but don't suppose she'll be too worried about me, lol.

She'll get sorted soon, and hopefully I will too.

well Jack theres a job going on x factor .... "

If they can't understand Cheryl, they'll never understand my dulset tones.

Have been told I sound like Lenny Henry

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I just been sacked too, but don't suppose she'll be too worried about me, lol.

She'll get sorted soon, and hopefully I will too.

well Jack theres a job going on x factor ....

If they can't understand Cheryl, they'll never understand my dulset tones.

Have been told I sound like Lenny Henry "

You look like him too! If I squint.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"oh dear..

...the disadvantage of having a 'Geordie' accent has emerged at last

I wouldn't say that's a disadvantage... more her lack of talent"

I concur novel.

Tut at Frockster dissing our twangggg!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kinda understand it though, Cheryl talking is to the yanks as Rab C Nesbit is talking to your average englishman, can't understand half of it ! "

Ah'll tell you this boy.. cannae unnerston me you listen tae me boy..If ah wis tae pit wan right oan yir heid yi'd unnerston me then boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's happened to Wor Chezza? Ah divnt knee.

She wor proper canny on the X Factor like.

Tark aboot chew ye up and spit ye oot (like).

Looks like it's back to promoting Silvikrin for Chezza (like)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just shows how sad this country is when shit like this is news...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just been sacked too, but don't suppose she'll be too worried about me, lol.

She'll get sorted soon, and hopefully I will too. "

Oh Jack she is concerned about you. While I was shagging her last night said so ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kinda understand it though, Cheryl talking is to the yanks as Rab C Nesbit is talking to your average englishman, can't understand half of it ! Thats why .. Thay said most could not understand her Over there."

But lets be fair, I did hear tell of a yank who couldn't quite understand why we'd built Windsor Castle so close to the freeway .....

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

she was told ,,,no girls allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinitta apparently been trying to get hold of Simon all day but he hasnt been answering her calls .... maybe he will answer mine

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Sinitta apparently been trying to get hold of Simon all day but he hasnt been answering her calls .... maybe he will answer mine "

you still clutching that straw...

been 4 years now.

stick with it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sinitta apparently been trying to get hold of Simon all day but he hasnt been answering her calls .... maybe he will answer mine

you still clutching that straw...

been 4 years now.

stick with it xx"

lol one day it will be me at his house with an outfit made of leaves mark my words....

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Sinitta apparently been trying to get hold of Simon all day but he hasnt been answering her calls .... maybe he will answer mine

you still clutching that straw...

been 4 years now.

stick with it xx

lol one day it will be me at his house with an outfit made of leaves mark my words...."

yes it will be... yes it will.

*pats her on the head gently and says 'bless' and walks away*

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am one of the minorities who do not like her.

She comes across as someone who has no obvious talent except for her looks.

Some of the clothes she wore made her look desparate and cheap, even though they probably cost a fortune. That dress she wore at Cannes made her looked as if she was trying too hard to attract attention.

Another one of those who will forever be the barmaid IMHO.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

not really important in the scheme of things, so is she worth it ? no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I am one of the minorities who do not like her.

She comes across as someone who has no obvious talent except for her looks.

Some of the clothes she wore made her look desparate and cheap, even though they probably cost a fortune. That dress she wore at Cannes made her looked as if she was trying too hard to attract attention.

Another one of those who will forever be the barmaid IMHO.

"

Mine's a pint, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the heck did this make the 10 o'clock news?!

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