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Things you never heard on the Tele but would have liked to

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Cilla : "Well Mushy, make yer choice "

Mushy : "If it's OK with you Cilla i'll fuck all three."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that i know a certain person still aint stopped laughing about

Is when i was watching the milky way advert (The red car and the blue car had a race)

Instead of saying from trucks to prickly trees

I said from pricks to truckly trees

So i think they should change it cause its better xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And in box number 20...

Noel Edmond's kin head...!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now live on BBC1, coverage of Katie Price's last journey before she is finally melted down and recycled to make disposable plastic drink cups.

This programme contains scenes of a graphic and disturbing nature which some _iewers may find grossly offensive

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Shoot the rapist in the nuts Danno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A warning for the graphic scenes showing the 'Go Compare' wanker getting steam rolled before he can manage to open his big fat trap at the start of every ad.

That will be very nice indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not up Sues arse Sooty...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Welcome to the new 'Guillotine' show..

press your red button and vote..

I am already sitting with sky remote poised and my knitting..

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

On the BT advert

"Sorry darling,but i had no choice."Just before she blows his brains out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... and tonight Nigella Lawson is "The Naked Chef"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time for bed said Zebbedee.

Oh shit, he DID say that

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