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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Before the year is out..!!

The frustration is becoming intolerable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone on another thread mentioned fucking a hollowed out cucumber if it really gets too much for ya.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm resigned to never having sex again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm resigned to never having sex again.

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ditto

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Someone on another thread mentioned fucking a hollowed out cucumber if it really gets too much for ya. "

Ha that sounds good but don't put it back in the veg rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm hungry for salad now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be spontaneous,I'm never spontaneous ~ just meet, have sex and go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can smell the frustration

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This thread makes me sad

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I do too but I shall again

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I need some before I'm 40 in two weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can smell the frustration "

that might be salad cream, i spilt a fair bit of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be nice may have to do without for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can smell the frustration

that might be salad cream, i spilt a fair bit of it."

no defo frustration im not getting salad cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can smell the frustration

that might be salad cream, i spilt a fair bit of it.

no defo frustration im not getting salad cream "

i've eaten it all now and cleaned up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can smell the frustration

that might be salad cream, i spilt a fair bit of it.

no defo frustration im not getting salad cream

i've eaten it all now and cleaned up. "

salad cream on what more of a hellmans mayo 4 me was it hienz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can smell the frustration

that might be salad cream, i spilt a fair bit of it.

no defo frustration im not getting salad cream

i've eaten it all now and cleaned up.

salad cream on what more of a hellmans mayo 4 me was it hienz?"

nope, just one of those £1 ones from the corner shop. still hungry coz i had it on lettuce and tomatoes, there is some cucumber but i don't fancy it after tonight...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

to need, leaves one needing..you should think about what you are ordering from the universe and the laws of attraction..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can smell the frustration

that might be salad cream, i spilt a fair bit of it.

no defo frustration im not getting salad cream

i've eaten it all now and cleaned up.

salad cream on what more of a hellmans mayo 4 me was it hienz?

nope, just one of those £1 ones from the corner shop. still hungry coz i had it on lettuce and tomatoes, there is some cucumber but i don't fancy it after tonight..."
no cant say i would either killed me with the pound one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to need, leaves one needing..you should think about what you are ordering from the universe and the laws of attraction.."

thats deep for ten past two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can smell the frustration

that might be salad cream, i spilt a fair bit of it.

no defo frustration im not getting salad cream

i've eaten it all now and cleaned up.

salad cream on what more of a hellmans mayo 4 me was it hienz?

nope, just one of those £1 ones from the corner shop. still hungry coz i had it on lettuce and tomatoes, there is some cucumber but i don't fancy it after tonight...

no cant say i would either killed me with the pound one "

tastes the same as heinz really, except it cost way less and the squeezy bottle is better (imo).

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"to need, leaves one needing..you should think about what you are ordering from the universe and the laws of attraction..

thats deep for ten past two "
i'm never superficial and i was attempting to be helpful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can smell the frustration

that might be salad cream, i spilt a fair bit of it.

no defo frustration im not getting salad cream

i've eaten it all now and cleaned up.

salad cream on what more of a hellmans mayo 4 me was it hienz?

nope, just one of those £1 ones from the corner shop. still hungry coz i had it on lettuce and tomatoes, there is some cucumber but i don't fancy it after tonight...

no cant say i would either killed me with the pound one

tastes the same as heinz really, except it cost way less and the squeezy bottle is better (imo)."
ha ha prob right that smell of frustration getting stronger op thread turned into salad cream quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can smell the frustration

that might be salad cream, i spilt a fair bit of it.

no defo frustration im not getting salad cream

i've eaten it all now and cleaned up.

salad cream on what more of a hellmans mayo 4 me was it hienz?

nope, just one of those £1 ones from the corner shop. still hungry coz i had it on lettuce and tomatoes, there is some cucumber but i don't fancy it after tonight...

no cant say i would either killed me with the pound one

tastes the same as heinz really, except it cost way less and the squeezy bottle is better (imo).ha ha prob right that smell of frustration getting stronger op thread turned into salad cream quality "

he's doing stuff to cucumbers with it. haha. Sorry OP, couldn't resist.

best go to bed before i offend anyone else that i actually care not to offend.

night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to need, leaves one needing..you should think about what you are ordering from the universe and the laws of attraction..

thats deep for ten past two i'm never superficial and i was attempting to be helpful..."

wasnt being a smartarse (on this occasion)and yeah good advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can smell the frustration

that might be salad cream, i spilt a fair bit of it.

no defo frustration im not getting salad cream

i've eaten it all now and cleaned up.

salad cream on what more of a hellmans mayo 4 me was it hienz?

nope, just one of those £1 ones from the corner shop. still hungry coz i had it on lettuce and tomatoes, there is some cucumber but i don't fancy it after tonight...

no cant say i would either killed me with the pound one

tastes the same as heinz really, except it cost way less and the squeezy bottle is better (imo).ha ha prob right that smell of frustration getting stronger op thread turned into salad cream quality

he's doing stuff to cucumbers with it. haha. Sorry OP, couldn't resist.

best go to bed before i offend anyone else that i actually care not to offend.

night."

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