A surfeit of Santas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it me, or are there too many Santas about this year? I was outnumbered in my local market town last Saturday. Surely most of them must be fakes in cheap costumes? They are patently too skinny too. Whatever happened to the Grotto...

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Is it me, or are there too many Santas about this year? I was outnumbered in my local market town last Saturday. Surely most of them must be fakes in cheap costumes? They are patently too skinny too. Whatever happened to the Grotto..."
Bloody foreigners coming over here and taking our jobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They should be rounded up and confined to one of those 'Christmas Wonderlands' in a muddy field somewhere in Norfolk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have only seen one and I have a suspicious feeling it was Mr Simpson, the year 4 teacher

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

People forget what the actual meaning of what Christmas is meant to celebrate in the first place.

Santa's Birthday.

Happy Birthday Santa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I blame charity Santa Runs. One I saw was in a red posing pouch. It was traumatic enough for me, never mind all the little children who might still believe...bring back twinkling rosy-faced rotundity!

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