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"Getting near Christmas now, who has been good or bad and if you have been good....what are you expecting Santa to put in your stocking. If you have been bad ,what punishment are you prepared to accept "I've been good but with my luck atm I wouldn't be surprised if santa took a dump in my stocking! | |||
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"fuck all...as per usual  "Aah, maybe buy yourself some haribos then? | |||
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"I'm practically a saint. I'm expecting an island of my own, stocked with very hot men. " Can I join you nana?  | |||
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"Bjork or walking socks please ,, my monies on the socks "We need to wrestle for Bjork... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8FJyhnC2Eo | |||
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"Getting near Christmas now, who has been good or bad and if you have been good....what are you expecting Santa to put in your stocking. If you have been bad ,what punishment are you prepared to accept
I've been good but with my luck atm I wouldn't be surprised if santa took a dump in my stocking!"Oh no! That wouldn't be Santa, that would be his reindeer | |||
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"Bjork or walking socks please ,, my monies on the socks "You can have socks, that's the norm at Christmas | |||
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"Bjork or walking socks please ,, my monies on the socks
We need to wrestle for Bjork...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8FJyhnC2Eo
"Ah my icelandic pixie , great film.too | |||
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"Bjork or walking socks please ,, my monies on the socks
You can have socks, that's the norm at Christmas "I live new socks , living and walking with pooch they are a toasty necessity | |||
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"fuck all...as per usual "I am sure that will be bombarding you with lots and lots of gifts.. If not, the Elf police will be willing to investigate the historic allegations that you wish to instigate? xx | |||
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"Selection box.. sorted " Can I share, ill have the toffee crisp | |||
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"fuck all...as per usual
Aah, maybe buy yourself some haribos then? "
its ok ...I always treat myself to something fabulous, darlink.. | |||
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"I've been dreadfully behaved this year but fortunately I don't subscribe to karma, god, Santa or any other made up metafizzical nonsense. "Ok, maybe have some haribos, | |||
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""insert" Santa before will be" ?? Did the cat just walk across your keyboard? | |||
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"I've been good at being bad. *c'mon someone had to say it "Love it Roxi | |||
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"I've been dreadfully behaved this year but fortunately I don't subscribe to karma, god, Santa or any other made up metafizzical nonsense.
Ok, maybe have some haribos, "there is more to life than haribo  | |||
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"End of the day pigs in blankets make Christmas either that or a cracker with a shit joke" I just love the shit jokes! | |||
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"I'm practically a saint. I'm expecting an island of my own, stocked with very hot men. Can I join you nana? "Of course, I'm a sharer | |||
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"I'm buying myself a tea kettle on Sunday. xxx"Can I come for a cuppa? | |||
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"I love to treat you to something fabulous ??" Press the reply and quote button under the comment of the person you are talking too, so they know who you are talking to. It's very helpful | |||
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"Bjork or walking socks please ,, my monies on the socks
You can have socks, that's the norm at Christmas
I live new socks , living and walking with pooch they are a toasty necessity "I love them too, 'specially the thermal ones! | |||
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"What perfume?" ROJA .... Enigma Mmmmmmmm Very very naughty requires a great reward to be so good at being so bad .... | |||
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"I think Santa keeps me on his naughty list all the time I always seem to get coal "Oh! That's handy for the fire though | |||
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"I'm buying myself a tea kettle on Sunday. xxx
Can I come for a cuppa? "Oh course xxx | |||
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"What apple" Pink lady! | |||
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"Mrs. Samiss' autographed underpants!" Hello my forum friend, I don't wear underpants | |||
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa! "Is that a 'my little pony' pony | |||
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"Reckon ive been good Dont expect no dissapointment "Good philosophy | |||
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"Mrs. Samiss' autographed underpants! Hello my forum friend, I don't wear underpants "What about chafing? | |||
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa!
Is that a 'my little pony' pony "No, I actually like rather large ponies truth be told....big handsome ponies | |||
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"I'll take any punishment with a smile on my face as I probably deserve it...as long as it's not a Bobby Davro or Timmy Mallett DVD "Hey Fuzzy, are you saying you've been a naughty boy then? Find that hard to believe | |||
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"Every day of the week socks.. wearing Sundays on a Tuesday. Random " I like wearing odd socks..maybe becoz I am odd | |||
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa!
Is that a 'my little pony' pony
No, I actually like rather large ponies truth be told....big handsome ponies "Dear god, I hope that's only a metaphor!!  | |||
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"I've been dreadfully behaved this year but fortunately I don't subscribe to karma, god, Santa or any other made up metafizzical nonsense.
Ok, maybe have some haribos,
there is more to life than haribo "Really... | |||
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"fuck all...as per usual
Aah, maybe buy yourself some haribos then?
its ok ...I always treat myself to something fabulous, darlink.. "Me too | |||
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""insert" Santa before will be" Pardon me.. | |||
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"Oh I've been very very naughty this year and my punishment was dished out today by buying myself the most indulgent perfume as im really good at being really really bad .... "And I hope you enjoy it | |||
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa!
Is that a 'my little pony' pony
No, I actually like rather large ponies truth be told....big handsome ponies
Dear god, I hope that's only a metaphor!! "Very literal! | |||
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""insert" Santa before will be ?? Did the cat just walk across your keyboard?" not sure what's happening here | |||
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"I'm practically a saint. I'm expecting an island of my own, stocked with very hot men. Can I join you nana?
Of course, I'm a sharer "Oh can't wait | |||
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"I think Santa keeps me on his naughty list all the time I always seem to get coal
Oh! That's handy for the fire though "Saves on the gas bill this time of year | |||
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"What perfume? ROJA .... Enigma Mmmmmmmm Very very naughty requires a great reward to be so good at being so bad .... "Hey, you must have been very good at being bad.. | |||
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa!
Is that a 'my little pony' pony
No, I actually like rather large ponies truth be told....big handsome ponies
Dear god, I hope that's only a metaphor!!
Very literal! "Hmm In that case I think I saw those pictures of you in the back room of the Amsterdam Sex Museum! | |||
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"Mrs. Samiss' autographed underpants! Hello my forum friend, I don't wear underpants
What about chafing? "No, all's good, just spread some Vaseline on | |||
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa!
Is that a 'my little pony' pony
No, I actually like rather large ponies truth be told....big handsome ponies "Hee hee | |||
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa!
Is that a 'my little pony' pony
No, I actually like rather large ponies truth be told....big handsome ponies
Dear god, I hope that's only a metaphor!!
Very literal!
Hmm In that case I think I saw those pictures of you in the back room of the Amsterdam Sex Museum! "Definitely not, nothing untoward about riding a tall horse! | |||
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"I think Santa keeps me on his naughty list all the time I always seem to get coal
Oh! That's handy for the fire though
Saves on the gas bill this time of year"It does | |||
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"Mrs. Samiss' autographed underpants! Hello my forum friend, I don't wear underpants
What about chafing?
No, all's good, just spread some Vaseline on "A signed pot of Vaseline in my stocking from Mrs Samiss this year then? | |||
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"fuck all...as per usual "I will treat you Tinsel...no probs!! X | |||
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"I'm buying myself a tea kettle on Sunday. xxx
Can I come for a cuppa?
Oh course xxx"Ill bring the choccie biscuits | |||
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa!
Is that a 'my little pony' pony
No, I actually like rather large ponies truth be told....big handsome ponies
Dear god, I hope that's only a metaphor!!
Very literal!
Hmm In that case I think I saw those pictures of you in the back room of the Amsterdam Sex Museum!
Definitely not, nothing untoward about riding a tall horse! "There are laws against that kind of thing you pervert!!  | |||
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"Mrs. Samiss' autographed underpants! Hello my forum friend, I don't wear underpants
What about chafing?
No, all's good, just spread some Vaseline on
A signed pot of Vaseline in my stocking from Mrs Samiss this year then?"As long as you are good up until Christmas | |||
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"Mrs. Samiss' autographed underpants! Hello my forum friend, I don't wear underpants
What about chafing?
No, all's good, just spread some Vaseline on
A signed pot of Vaseline in my stocking from Mrs Samiss this year then?
As long as you are good up until Christmas "Include some pics, will actually be a practical gift | |||
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"Mrs. Samiss' autographed underpants! Hello my forum friend, I don't wear underpants
What about chafing?
No, all's good, just spread some Vaseline on
A signed pot of Vaseline in my stocking from Mrs Samiss this year then?
As long as you are good up until Christmas
Include some pics, will actually be a practical gift " | |||
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"I've been dreadfully behaved this year but fortunately I don't subscribe to karma, god, Santa or any other made up metafizzical nonsense.
Ok, maybe have some haribos,
there is more to life than haribo "Love Haribo but way way more to be interested in!! X | |||
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"What perfume? ROJA .... Enigma Mmmmmmmm Very very naughty requires a great reward to be so good at being so bad ....
Hey, you must have been very good at being bad.. "Defo | |||
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"I've been dreadfully behaved this year but fortunately I don't subscribe to karma, god, Santa or any other made up metafizzical nonsense.
Ok, maybe have some haribos,
there is more to life than haribo
Love Haribo but way way more to be interested in!! X "No, sometimes it's just got to be haribos! | |||
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