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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Okay, in order to try and keep you all happy, what is your favourite Pratchett quote?

Mine is:

"All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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'Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time'.

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I've had loads beer!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord.

Well of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inside ever sane person there is a lunatic struggling to get out

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

There is no justice. Only me.

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By *lutandMasterCouple
over a year ago

Burslem

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn’t know it had got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you a dollar you're the widow Jackson"

the only time that Corporal Knobs was allowed to break the news of someone's death to their wife...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I bet you a dollar you're the widow Jackson"

the only time that Corporal Knobs was allowed to break the news of someone's death to their wife..."

I was just trying to remember which book I'd read that in. Was it the one with the roadblocks and fighting? My brain isn't working well tonight.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""I bet you a dollar you're the widow Jackson"

the only time that Corporal Knobs was allowed to break the news of someone's death to their wife...

I was just trying to remember which book I'd read that in. Was it the one with the roadblocks and fighting? My brain isn't working well tonight."

Terry Pratchett

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""I bet you a dollar you're the widow Jackson"

the only time that Corporal Knobs was allowed to break the news of someone's death to their wife...

I was just trying to remember which book I'd read that in. Was it the one with the roadblocks and fighting? My brain isn't working well tonight.

Terry Pratchett"

One of the Guards, Guards! series.

Clue is in the thread title, as any good librarian knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I bet you a dollar you're the widow Jackson"

the only time that Corporal Knobs was allowed to break the news of someone's death to their wife...

I was just trying to remember which book I'd read that in. Was it the one with the roadblocks and fighting? My brain isn't working well tonight.

Terry Pratchett"

Well spotted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like thud possibly

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Always liked Granny Weatherwax:

"Things as look like things sometimes look more like things than things do themselves. Well known fact. But I don't holds with encouraging it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always liked Granny Weatherwax:

"Things as look like things sometimes look more like things than things do themselves. Well known fact. But I don't holds with encouraging it.""

Nanny Ogg - "never enter an arse kicking contest with a hedgehog"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always liked Granny Weatherwax:

"Things as look like things sometimes look more like things than things do themselves. Well known fact. But I don't holds with encouraging it."

Nanny Ogg - "never enter an arse kicking contest with a hedgehog""

What was the name of the third one?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Always liked Granny Weatherwax:

"Things as look like things sometimes look more like things than things do themselves. Well known fact. But I don't holds with encouraging it."

Nanny Ogg - "never enter an arse kicking contest with a hedgehog"

What was the name of the third one? "

Magrat Garlic, I think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I bet you a dollar you're the widow Jackson"

the only time that Corporal Knobs was allowed to break the news of someone's death to their wife...

I was just trying to remember which book I'd read that in. Was it the one with the roadblocks and fighting? My brain isn't working well tonight.

Terry Pratchett

One of the Guards, Guards! series.

Clue is in the thread title, as any good librarian knows "

I think it was the parody of Cable street one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always liked Granny Weatherwax:

"Things as look like things sometimes look more like things than things do themselves. Well known fact. But I don't holds with encouraging it."

Nanny Ogg - "never enter an arse kicking contest with a hedgehog"

What was the name of the third one?

Magrat Garlic, I think?"

I'm googling it. It's annoying me that I can't remember stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always liked Granny Weatherwax:

"Things as look like things sometimes look more like things than things do themselves. Well known fact. But I don't holds with encouraging it."

Nanny Ogg - "never enter an arse kicking contest with a hedgehog"

What was the name of the third one?

Magrat Garlic, I think?

I'm googling it. It's annoying me that I can't remember stuff."

You're correct. Wyrd sisters was one of the first few I read.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana' but didn't know how you stopped.

He wrote so many good lines but for some reason I use that one a lot.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

(every time I see Bad Nanna's username in a thread for example)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana' but didn't know how you stopped.

He wrote so many good lines but for some reason I use that one a lot."

I have a crush on nanny ogg.... it's official I'm weird!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whum,Whum..whum,Whum-PLIB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(every time I see Bad Nanna's username in a thread for example)"

I'm the same with Granny Crumpet.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana' but didn't know how you stopped.

He wrote so many good lines but for some reason I use that one a lot.

I have a crush on nanny ogg.... it's official I'm weird!!"

Not weird. I always found Greebo in his human form oddly attractive.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Always liked Granny Weatherwax:

"Things as look like things sometimes look more like things than things do themselves. Well known fact. But I don't holds with encouraging it."

Nanny Ogg - "never enter an arse kicking contest with a hedgehog"

What was the name of the third one?

Magrat Garlic, I think?

I'm googling it. It's annoying me that I can't remember stuff.

You're correct. Wyrd sisters was one of the first few I read. "

Yay! My brain still works after years of abuse!

:0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana' but didn't know how you stopped.

He wrote so many good lines but for some reason I use that one a lot.

I have a crush on nanny ogg.... it's official I'm weird!!

Not weird. I always found Greebo in his human form oddly attractive. "

I like you...

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