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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've got vodka and garlic dough balls.

What can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lychee juice with a bueno please

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Lemonade for me....oh actually it's Christmas, baileys please :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got vodka and garlic dough balls.

What can I get you? "

Could I get a scrumpy cider please xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Have you anything for a cold please lovely lady

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By *arvin35Man
over a year ago

penrith

Strongbow and salt n vinegar crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a Cuba libre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you OP I also have vodka but im having mine with irn bru xx

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Kraken rum n if you pls xx

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I'll have another fosters please and a Desperado for jack thanks,

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of vodka and a iv line please

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Lychee juice with a bueno please "

I don't know what kind of establishment you think this is but that will be £12:86 please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka lime and lemon please. Oh and maybe some salted nuts.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A bottle of vodka and a iv line please "

Whoa nelly!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

What you need ask

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Lemonade for me....oh actually it's Christmas, baileys please :D "

I've got this Aldi alternative. That okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of vodka and a iv line please

Whoa nelly! "

I think it's the only thing will work after the week I've had.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I've got vodka and garlic dough balls.

What can I get you?

Could I get a scrumpy cider please xx"

Yeah. Ive only got plastic glasses though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cold bottle of Sol please

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Have you anything for a cold please lovely lady"

What about a night nurse called Jamie with abs to die for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort with ice please

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Strongbow and salt n vinegar crisps

Lots of cider drinkers in...

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Southern comfort with ice please "

Sure. Help yourself to the complimentary nuts!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Ice cold bottle of Sol please

It's happy hour you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got vodka and garlic dough balls.

What can I get you?

Could I get a scrumpy cider please xx

Yeah. Ive only got plastic glasses though. "

Just gimme the bottle then

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A bottle of vodka and a iv line please

Whoa nelly!

I think it's the only thing will work after the week I've had. "

Then who am I to judge. Here have mine and a straw.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I've got vodka and garlic dough balls.

What can I get you?

Could I get a scrumpy cider please xx

Yeah. Ive only got plastic glasses though.

Just gimme the bottle then

Please is the word you're looking for! And a fiver tip.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What you need ask

I'm trying to be professional!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cold bottle of Sol please

It's happy hour you know?

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oh in that case could you serve it topless

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Have you got any wine please? A chilled bottle of rosé would go down a treat right now

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Vodka lime and lemon please. Oh and maybe some salted nuts."

Help yourself to the nuts. You can find them almost everywhere at the Fab bar.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What you need ask

I'm trying to be professional! "

What

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Ice cold bottle of Sol please

It's happy hour you know?

oh in that case could you serve it topless

So that's just the one breast out?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What you need ask

I'm trying to be professional!

What

It's been known you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka lime and lemon please. Oh and maybe some salted nuts.

Help yourself to the nuts. You can find them almost everywhere at the Fab bar.

Now that's not an offer a lady hears every day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a large glass of Malbec please (one of those that you can fit a whole bottle in) and some tapas please

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Have you got any wine please? A chilled bottle of rosé would go down a treat right now

Of course and a nice clean glass.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What you need ask

I'm trying to be professional!

What

It's been known you know. "

Got any proof

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"a large glass of Malbec please (one of those that you can fit a whole bottle in) and some tapas please

I've got some ryvita and pickled onions. I can call you senorita though.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Two glasses of wine please just to start the night

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What you need ask

I'm trying to be professional!

What

It's been known you know.

Got any proof "

Are you my boss in disguise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You buying

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Two glasses of wine please just to start the night"

Of course. Let me know if I can get you anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys please

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Have you got any wine please? A chilled bottle of rosé would go down a treat right now

Of course and a nice clean glass. "

Thank you pretty lady...but after the week I've had I think I'll save on the washing up and forego the glass

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"You buying

Nah. That's not my style.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What you need ask

I'm trying to be professional!

What

It's been known you know.

Got any proof

Are you my boss in disguise? "

No but we speak often. The poor fool

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Have you got any wine please? A chilled bottle of rosé would go down a treat right now

Of course and a nice clean glass.

Thank you pretty lady...but after the week I've had I think I'll save on the washing up and forego the glass

As long as you stick your little pinky out as you sup then no one can judge.

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Surprise me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buying

Nah. That's not my style. "

Tight arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got vodka and garlic dough balls.

What can I get you? "

Thanks but just enjoying a bargain Malbec with a freshly baked mince pie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackbush and ginger please

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What you need ask

I'm trying to be professional!

What

It's been known you know.

Got any proof

Are you my boss in disguise?

No but we speak often. The poor fool

Put a good word in. I need a pay rise. PP exepects me to buy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please, milk warmed and two sugars. Thank you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a large glass of Malbec please (one of those that you can fit a whole bottle in) and some tapas please

I've got some ryvita and pickled onions. I can call you senorita though. "

that'll do...im not a food snob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a Baileys over ice.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Coffee please, milk warmed and two sugars. Thank you. X"

There's always one. I hate kettles!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'd love a Baileys over ice."

Sure thing. Enjoy!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Blackbush and ginger please "

On its way!

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

The Botonist gin over crushed ice with fever tree tonic and a wedge of pink grapefruit pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large Rose pls

Thanks

Mrs x

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

a non drinker but a cuppa would be great ,,,thanks,,,,,,,,,tips for excellent service

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The Botonist gin over crushed ice with fever tree tonic and a wedge of pink grapefruit pretty please

That's very specific.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

A nice soft and fruity merlot for me please

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"a non drinker but a cuppa would be great ,,,thanks,,,,,,,,,tips for excellent service"

Oh tips are always welcome.

You in the blue by the dart board I said tips!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A large Rose pls

Thanks

Mrs x"

It's a coming!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A nice soft and fruity merlot for me please

Soft and fruity I can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please, milk warmed and two sugars. Thank you. X

There's always one. I hate kettles! "

Ok il have a then.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Pernod and OJ please... I feel the need to let loose this evening

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Coffee please, milk warmed and two sugars. Thank you. X

There's always one. I hate kettles!

Ok il have a then.

Nearly as much as I hate people who change their minds.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Disarrono sour for me please with a chaser of Jason Statham

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's bed time a large hot dark chocolate with cream plus Bailey's and chocolate sauce yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please, milk warmed and two sugars. Thank you. X

There's always one. I hate kettles!

Ok il have a then.

Nearly as much as I hate people who change their minds. "

Had to change my profile picture as i just realised i walked into a bar with my cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort with ice please

Sure. Help yourself to the complimentary nuts! "

Don't mind if I do

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Coffee please, milk warmed and two sugars. Thank you. X

There's always one. I hate kettles!

Ok il have a then.

Nearly as much as I hate people who change their minds.

Had to change my profile picture as i just realised i walked into a bar with my cock out

You know I hadn't noticed!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Disarrono sour for me please with a chaser of Jason Statham

T xx "

I'm all out of Stathams. I've got a bit of Danny Dyer left?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Please can I have a large zinfandel

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"It's bed time a large hot dark chocolate with cream plus Bailey's and chocolate sauce yummy

Good night

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Please can I have a large zinfandel

Yes. Yes you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salty nuts please barkeep

And something cidery

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Salty nuts please barkeep

And something cidery"

I'm hoping that someone will ask for the pork scratchings soon...I ordered lots.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

"Disarrono sour for me please with a chaser of Jason Statham

T xx

I'm all out of Stathams. I've got a bit of Danny Dyer left? "

Deal

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Disarrono sour for me please with a chaser of Jason Statham

T xx

I'm all out of Stathams. I've got a bit of Danny Dyer left?

Deal

Take it easy yeah? I hear it's potent stuff.

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

A glass of chilled Chablis for me please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Please can I have a large zinfandel

Yes. Yes you can

You are a gem. What have I missed in this bar?

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Have you got any wine please? A chilled bottle of rosé would go down a treat right now

Of course and a nice clean glass.

Thank you pretty lady...but after the week I've had I think I'll save on the washing up and forego the glass

As long as you stick your little pinky out as you sup then no one can judge. "

Ha ha ha...it's a deal. I love getting my little pinky out

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A glass of chilled Chablis for me please

Here! Have a smile to go with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka champagne please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A glass of chilled Chablis for me please

Hope your sharing the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Please can I have a large zinfandel

Yes. Yes you can

You are a gem. What have I missed in this bar? "

A short recap...the drinks are flowing but no one has put any tunes on the juke box. I reckon I need some bouncers. The strong, handsome naked types. I'm not anticipating trouble but you know its better to be safe than sorry. I've run out of nuts and some people have asked for coffee/ tea so I'm keeping a closer eye on them.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Vodka champagne please"

Why ruin the vodka?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board"

I've got Diary Lee!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Moscow mule please xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Please can I have a large zinfandel

Yes. Yes you can

You are a gem. What have I missed in this bar?

I'll stick some tunes on now. What do you fancy barkeep?

Yes naked bouncers are a must.

Hot drinks is it saga day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka champagne please

Why ruin the vodka? "

Ah I like both... Anyway we need some music

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

"A glass of chilled Chablis for me please

Here! Have a smile to go with it.

Thank you

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

"A glass of chilled Chablis for me please

Hope your sharing the bottle

Of course, if I can wangle one from the bar ??

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A glass of chilled Chablis for me please

Hope your sharing the bottle

Of course, if I can wangle one from the bar ??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board

I've got Diary Lee! "

when did he turn up

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board

I've got Diary Lee!

when did he turn up "

Talking of cheese...

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He double Gloucester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board

I've got Diary Lee!

when did he turn up

Talking of cheese...

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He double Gloucester

I'm stealing that

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board

I've got Diary Lee!

when did he turn up

Talking of cheese...

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He double Gloucester

I'm stealing that"

Thief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board

I've got Diary Lee!

when did he turn up

Talking of cheese...

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He double Gloucester

"
haha good one some fella threw a lump of cheddar at me today i didnt think it was very mature

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

(Rolls eyes and tuts loudly)... I aint had my drink yet

(Whispers sotto voce... cant get the staff these days)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board

I've got Diary Lee!

when did he turn up

Talking of cheese...

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He double Gloucester

I'm stealing that

Thief!

Possession is 9/10 of the law

Some call an exorcist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board

I've got Diary Lee!

when did he turn up

Talking of cheese...

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He double Gloucester

I'm stealing that

Thief!

It's going over well on Facebook. I've credited you of course

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board

I've got Diary Lee!

when did he turn up

Talking of cheese...

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He double Gloucester

I'm stealing that

Thief!

It's going over well on Facebook. I've credited you of course

Riding on the crest of my glory. It's a personal story I've heard so many times before...

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I've got vodka and garlic dough balls.

What can I get you? "

You already know what I drink OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last one before bed! Gin with elderflower tonic please op

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Last one before bed! Gin with elderflower tonic please op

I'll have a quick one with you before bed. And a drink. JD and Coke over here please OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I get you? "

A taxi please,Fabs not doing it for me

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