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"One keeps trying to slot ones cock in but nothing comes out
The sofa cushion "Ahh the sofa cushion. When you lie there while your partner thrusts, looking good but not having too much of a purpose. 'The sloth' | |||
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"One keeps trying to slot ones cock in but nothing comes out
The sofa cushion
Ahh the sofa cushion.
When you lie there while your partner thrusts, looking good but not having too much of a purpose.
'The sloth'"Lazy basted enjoys a bit The dutch | |||
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"Participant 1 lays curled up on his/her side and partipent 2 simply sits on them while watching 4 consecutive episodes of friends. The blocked drain." That's just filth  | |||
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"Participant 1 lays curled up on his/her side and partipent 2 simply sits on them while watching 4 consecutive episodes of friends. The blocked drain." This is when the condom comes off when you do anal and all her muscle stretching and straining does nowt to get it out so you have to get yer fingers up or a bendy straw or something to try and hook it out. | |||
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"One keeps trying to slot ones cock in but nothing comes out
The sofa cushion
Ahh the sofa cushion.
When you lie there while your partner thrusts, looking good but not having too much of a purpose.
'The sloth'
Lazy basted enjoys a bit
The dutch"When things get clogged up | |||
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"'Dreary Deirdre' lights off, no talking, fully clothed, dry hump. The broken trumpet" where a man is restrained an milked by pump until he begs for mercy and sounds like a broken trumpet.. the twiddle.. | |||
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"Participant 1 lays curled up on his/her side and partipent 2 simply sits on them while watching 4 consecutive episodes of friends. The blocked drain. This is when the condom comes off when you do anal and all her muscle stretching and straining does nowt to get it out so you have to get yer fingers up or a bendy straw or something to try and hook it out. "That is hideously funny | |||
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"'Dreary Deirdre' lights off, no talking, fully clothed, dry hump. The broken trumpetwhere a man is restrained an milked by pump until he begs for mercy and sounds like a broken trumpet.. the twiddle.." Not sex per se but it's when a man wanks with just a couple of fingers and thumb at the head of his cock rather than the full length and full hand grip. The Mixer | |||
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"The penguin" When having an outdoor blowjob and you are rumbled. The woman gets away scott free but your left with your trousers around your ankles and your waddling escape resembles that of a penguin. The Latvian Triple Shake | |||
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"The Latvian triple shake....... While giving a hand job, your partner starts to ejaculate, 3 swift shakes mid-ejaculation and his seed is everywhere..... He has to clean up. The backwards shuffle" This is when the lady presents herself arse first on a bed so you can fuck her doggy but you can't get close enough cos of the bed mattress and stuff so she has to shuffle backwards so ya cock can get inside. Please note: the time taken to shuffle backwards from the same point of departure is commensurate to the length of ones cock. The Higgly Piggly | |||
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"The Latvian triple shake....... While giving a hand job, your partner starts to ejaculate, 3 swift shakes mid-ejaculation and his seed is everywhere..... He has to clean up. The backwards shuffle This is when the lady presents herself arse first on a bed so you can fuck her doggy but you can't get close enough cos of the bed mattress and stuff so she has to shuffle backwards so ya cock can get inside. Please note: the time taken to shuffle backwards from the same point of departure is commensurate to the length of ones cock. The Higgly Piggly " The higgly piggly is a version of doggy style sex but the male rides the female like race horse, slapping her arse every so often and yells random words throughout the act. The golden scarab. | |||
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"The golden scarab? The male thinks very hard about Victoria Coren Mitchell's breasts whilst she shouts impossible questions at him. Or is the the eye of Horus? Maybe... The Winklepicker " Woman on top after insertion rotates whole body 360 degrees and then back again in an attempt to pick the winkle. The Waltzer | |||
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"The golden scarab? The male thinks very hard about Victoria Coren Mitchell's breasts whilst she shouts impossible questions at him. Or is the the eye of Horus? Maybe... The Winklepicker Woman on top after insertion rotates whole body 360 degrees and then back again in an attempt to pick the winkle. The Waltzer" That's when the louder the lady screams, the faster he goes. The Chuckle Brothers | |||
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"The golden scarab? The male thinks very hard about Victoria Coren Mitchell's breasts whilst she shouts impossible questions at him. Or is the the eye of Horus? Maybe... The Winklepicker Woman on top after insertion rotates whole body 360 degrees and then back again in an attempt to pick the winkle. The Waltzer That's when the louder the lady screams, the faster he goes. The Chuckle Brothers" The use of a double ended dildo - to me, to you... The Monster Truck | |||
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" The Chuckle Brothers" This is two ladies on a double ended dialog taking it in turns to thrust down on it.. To me.. To you.. To me.. To you.. The fair trade | |||
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"The fair trade I'll show you mine if you show me yours. The Angel Falls " 4 women suspended on sex swings squirting over a guy in the middle. The sneaky sausage | |||
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"The fair trade I'll show you mine if you show me yours. The Angel Falls 4 women suspended on sex swings squirting over a guy in the middle. The sneaky sausage " When it's a snuggle cuddle but your cock sneakily presses in from behind and when she shifts and says crossly 'what's that?' you can say 'damn cushion button' The Dromedary | |||
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"The fair trade I'll show you mine if you show me yours. The Angel Falls 4 women suspended on sex swings squirting over a guy in the middle. The sneaky sausage When it's a snuggle cuddle but your cock sneakily presses in from behind and when she shifts and says crossly 'what's that?' you can say 'damn cushion button' The Dromedary " when a wannabe dom thinks hes clever by daring a sub to do a sex act shes placed on her hard limit list. It usually ends the interaction and the potential dynamic instantly as the sub wakes up to the reality, of what a dick head he is..
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"The fair trade I'll show you mine if you show me yours. The Angel Falls 4 women suspended on sex swings squirting over a guy in the middle. The sneaky sausage When it's a snuggle cuddle but your cock sneakily presses in from behind and when she shifts and says crossly 'what's that?' you can say 'damn cushion button' The Dromedary when a wannabe dom thinks hes clever by daring a sub to do a sex act shes placed on her hard limit list. It usually ends the interaction and the potential dynamic instantly as the sub wakes up to the reality, of what a dick head he is..
the snargle"It's when the man has been watching too much porn and wants the woman to gargle with a mouthful of cum but when she tries some sneezes out of her nose. The Trembling Rawlings | |||
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"The fair trade I'll show you mine if you show me yours. The Angel Falls 4 women suspended on sex swings squirting over a guy in the middle. The sneaky sausage When it's a snuggle cuddle but your cock sneakily presses in from behind and when she shifts and says crossly 'what's that?' you can say 'damn cushion button' The Dromedary when a wannabe dom thinks hes clever by daring a sub to do a sex act shes placed on her hard limit list. It usually ends the interaction and the potential dynamic instantly as the sub wakes up to the reality, of what a dick head he is..
the snargle
It's when the man has been watching too much porn and wants the woman to gargle with a mouthful of cum but when she tries some sneezes out of her nose.
The Trembling Rawlings"This thread had me in stitches...come on people!! This one must be a standing up version of The Rawl Plug...which in my experience nearly always involves a bit of reaming followed by a hard shove to drive it home. The Full English | |||
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"The fair trade I'll show you mine if you show me yours. The Angel Falls 4 women suspended on sex swings squirting over a guy in the middle. The sneaky sausage When it's a snuggle cuddle but your cock sneakily presses in from behind and when she shifts and says crossly 'what's that?' you can say 'damn cushion button' The Dromedary when a wannabe dom thinks hes clever by daring a sub to do a sex act shes placed on her hard limit list. It usually ends the interaction and the potential dynamic instantly as the sub wakes up to the reality, of what a dick head he is..
the snargle
It's when the man has been watching too much porn and wants the woman to gargle with a mouthful of cum but when she tries some sneezes out of her nose.
The Trembling Rawlings
This thread had me in stitches...come on people!! This one must be a standing up version of The Rawl Plug...which in my experience nearly always involves a bit of reaming followed by a hard shove to drive it home.
The Full English
"Making a conciliatory cup of tea the morning after in an effort to cover up you can't remember his name and beer goggles only got you both where you are now. You are reaching for your phone for the Get the Fuck Out taxi for you look over to the bed...it's covered in Brown Sauce. The Territorial Smarmy | |||
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"The fair trade I'll show you mine if you show me yours. The Angel Falls 4 women suspended on sex swings squirting over a guy in the middle. The sneaky sausage When it's a snuggle cuddle but your cock sneakily presses in from behind and when she shifts and says crossly 'what's that?' you can say 'damn cushion button' The Dromedary when a wannabe dom thinks hes clever by daring a sub to do a sex act shes placed on her hard limit list. It usually ends the interaction and the potential dynamic instantly as the sub wakes up to the reality, of what a dick head he is..
the snargle
It's when the man has been watching too much porn and wants the woman to gargle with a mouthful of cum but when she tries some sneezes out of her nose.
The Trembling Rawlings
This thread had me in stitches...come on people!! This one must be a standing up version of The Rawl Plug...which in my experience nearly always involves a bit of reaming followed by a hard shove to drive it home.
The Full English
Making a conciliatory cup of tea the morning after in an effort to cover up you can't remember his name and beer goggles only got you both where you are now.
You are reaching for your phone for the Get the Fuck Out taxi for you look over to the bed...it's covered in Brown Sauce.
The Territorial Smarmy"cant work out if this is either a man who goes to a place he knows, commando and has a quick wank to mark his liking for the spot, or, a heavy cummer, who makes his victim lie still, for a period of time so he can do a one man bukkake session, call himself a repeater and be smug over photos taken of the 'event' you decide.. | |||
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"The fair trade I'll show you mine if you show me yours. The Angel Falls 4 women suspended on sex swings squirting over a guy in the middle. The sneaky sausage When it's a snuggle cuddle but your cock sneakily presses in from behind and when she shifts and says crossly 'what's that?' you can say 'damn cushion button' The Dromedary when a wannabe dom thinks hes clever by daring a sub to do a sex act shes placed on her hard limit list. It usually ends the interaction and the potential dynamic instantly as the sub wakes up to the reality, of what a dick head he is..
the snargle
It's when the man has been watching too much porn and wants the woman to gargle with a mouthful of cum but when she tries some sneezes out of her nose.
The Trembling Rawlings
This thread had me in stitches...come on people!! This one must be a standing up version of The Rawl Plug...which in my experience nearly always involves a bit of reaming followed by a hard shove to drive it home.
The Full English
Making a conciliatory cup of tea the morning after in an effort to cover up you can't remember his name and beer goggles only got you both where you are now.
You are reaching for your phone for the Get the Fuck Out taxi for you look over to the bed...it's covered in Brown Sauce.
The Territorial Smarmycant work out if this is either a man who goes to a place he knows, commando and has a quick wank to mark his liking for the spot,
or,
a heavy cummer, who makes his victim lie still, for a period of time so he can do a one man bukkake session, call himself a repeater and be smug over photos taken of the 'event'
you decide.. "the plastic, fantastic.. | |||
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"The Light Fandango ....... " The lady is on a swing, with 12 men surrounding her, and is randomly circulated between them. The Bagpuss... | |||
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"The bagpuss is such a gaping hole that she can take four cocks at once....and still have room for more! Crossing the broomstick" Four Fat witches are arse end up on one side of a room. Five men with hard ons have to wait for the starting pistol on the other side of the room. Last one to cross the broomstick finds himself without a fat assed witch to fuck. Jack in the Box | |||
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"The bagpuss is such a gaping hole that she can take four cocks at once....and still have room for more! Crossing the broomstick Four Fat witches are arse end up on one side of a room. Five men with hard ons have to wait for the starting pistol on the other side of the room. Last one to cross the broomstick finds himself without a fat assed witch to fuck. Jack in the Box " Penis being open from the chastity cage when being aroused. The Subliminal Twist | |||
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"The bagpuss is such a gaping hole that she can take four cocks at once....and still have room for more! Crossing the broomstick Four Fat witches are arse end up on one side of a room. Five men with hard ons have to wait for the starting pistol on the other side of the room. Last one to cross the broomstick finds himself without a fat assed witch to fuck. Jack in the Box Penis being open from the chastity cage when being aroused. The Subliminal Twist" Released* | |||
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"Where's my cock pic, OP? " It got rejected, I already said I'll try another time. Back to the thread... The Subliminal Twist. | |||
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