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By *iew OP Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am turning into one..

I am so happy.

Are you more tolerant as you grow older. I am getting grumpier in shops, on the phone to customer service depts and in restaurants.

Polite but very grumpy.

Viva Victor Meldrew !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am turning into one..

I am so happy.

Are you more tolerant as you grow older. I am getting grumpier in shops, on the phone to customer service depts and in restaurants.

Polite but very grumpy.

Viva Victor Meldrew !!!

Does that make you Victor Meld_iew ? lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I am with you View, I'm really starting to get annoyed by humans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am certainly getting less tolerant as I get older. I am increasingly finding myself tutting or worse at TV programes. I remember my mum doing it when I was younger and thinking tat I would NEVER do that!

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By *iew OP Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I am turning into one..

I am so happy.

Are you more tolerant as you grow older. I am getting grumpier in shops, on the phone to customer service depts and in restaurants.

Polite but very grumpy.

Viva Victor Meldrew !!!

Does that make you Victor Meld_iew ? lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I am with you View, I'm really starting to get annoyed by humans."

WTF!!!!!

That is one weird avatar Funkster...I mean... really weird.

Is that....I mean to say is it...er... is it.... your cock?!?!?!?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I too am a grumpy auld git!

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By *iew OP Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I am with you View, I'm really starting to get annoyed by humans."

I am gonna dress in my Buddhist robes when I next go to Tesco's.. get me in the right frame of mind.

Maybe that will get me round the aisles without snarling at people with trolleys.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I was born grumpy!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I banged on a window the other day and scowled at some kids throwing stones...

I was really proud of myself and had a bloody good mutter about it to myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am with you View, I'm really starting to get annoyed by humans.

WTF!!!!!

That is one weird avatar Funkster...I mean... really weird.

Is that....I mean to say is it...er... is it.... your cock?!?!?!?

It looks bigger than his head

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I am with you View, I'm really starting to get annoyed by humans.

WTF!!!!!

That is one weird avatar Funkster...I mean... really weird.

Is that....I mean to say is it...er... is it.... your cock?!?!?!?

Nooooooo! It's my fuck robot FFR01.

He is a replica of me though apart from the telescopic cock.

I had to prove to Fab admin that he was a robot and indeed was consenting in the picture or they wouldn't allow it.

This is the fella who is going to go through my friends list.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I am with you View, I'm really starting to get annoyed by humans.

I am gonna dress in my Buddhist robes when I next go to Tesco's.. get me in the right frame of mind.

Maybe that will get me round the aisles without snarling at people with trolleys."

Do you ever walk around supermarkets fantasising you have a sub-machine gun? Or is it just me?

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By *iew OP Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I am with you View, I'm really starting to get annoyed by humans.

I am gonna dress in my Buddhist robes when I next go to Tesco's.. get me in the right frame of mind.

Maybe that will get me round the aisles without snarling at people with trolleys.

Do you ever walk around supermarkets fantasising you have a sub-machine gun? Or is it just me?"

I should have said... I only snarl at people below 4'6...

anyone else, I internalise my snarling in fear of a punch.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

PMSL,

welcome to the part of life known by many as being an 'old git' lol.

the next thing is to accept that you are turning into your mum or dad

love it !

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I know my eye sight must be going as I get older as I thought View's avatar had a huge afro on his head.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"PMSL,

welcome to the part of life known by many as being an 'old git' lol.

the next thing is to accept that you are turning into your mum or dad

love it !

I hope not! that would mean I spend hours talking about the way the neighbours put the bins out wrong and how the next door but one couple have copied my wishing well in the garden and how the kids down the road are out at all hours and that the paper says it's going to rain/snow/be windy for the next 5 years and how my daughter only visits every other week now and how my son-in-law is 'common' and.... *repeat Ad nauseam*

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By *iew OP Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I know my eye sight must be going as I get older as I thought View's avatar had a huge afro on his head.

no it is a painting of the lord placing his hand on my baldy head..

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Damn. I assumed it was just that the service industry had got much worse..... you mean its me??? I tell kids off in supermarkets for bad language, tell people that I could do a better job myself, tell cold callers to give me their home number and I will get back to them, and invite in Jehovers to argue some points I dont approve of. Even the Pope annoys me..... there is so much more, so much...

Mistress

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By *iew OP Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Damn. I assumed it was just that the service industry had got much worse..... you mean its me??? I tell kids off in supermarkets for bad language, tell people that I could do a better job myself, tell cold callers to give me their home number and I will get back to them, and invite in Jehovers to argue some points I dont approve of. Even the Pope annoys me..... there is so much more, so much...

Mistress

liking your style.. roll on the door knockers, I am going to play with their minds..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

_nvictus, your half way there lol

dont start me on tesco's and pensioners day!!

good job the security guard took the cattle prod away last week.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I know my eye sight must be going as I get older as I thought View's avatar had a huge afro on his head.

no it is a painting of the lord placing his hand on my baldy head..

Bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You misberable old wankers.

Me? I'm as calm as a hindu cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i think your lovely _iew so there xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just a grumpy old cow all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too and personally I LOVE IT

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"I am turning into one..

View ...

have you used the correct grammatical tense in that statement

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By *iew OP Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I am turning into one..

View ...

have you used the correct grammatical tense in that statement

you make a very good point

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i'm getting more tolerant,as i get grumpier.

fuck knows,don't ask me it's just the way it is.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

recently started shouting at the telly,, i suffer from road annoyance now. like road rage but not as bad. i only mutter at other road users. . i never used to be like it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing wrong with being grumpy.

its just the realisation that things aint what they use to be.

and what it was is no longer it.

and that it is now appears to be scary and strange.

and you cannot get a decent conversation because people are too busy or have things in their ears because in truth anyone wants to alone with themselves.

and that job you had? worked hard at it only to one day notice the lazy poor time keeping arseholes are the ones who get promoted before you every single time.

yes your right to be grumpy.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i'm getting more tolerant,as i get grumpier.

fuck knows,don't ask me it's just the way it is.

Having watched Grumpy Old Men for years, agreed with everything they've said, which when all said and done is common sense, become one myself, the reason we are much more tolerant is that :

We have to be , fuck all happens to change things, back to how it was, or for better things, practices etc.

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