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By *ongtalljon OP   Man
over a year ago

North Wales

Well folks, today is National Christmas Tree Day, so I ask you to share with us your Christmas Tree stories!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

We normally end up being like the Griswalds on Lampoon Christmas and jamming an oversize thing up against the ceiling. It blocks one end of the settee so we all have to shuffle up to the other end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong to finish a relationship because of a massive difference in sexual appetite? Is not sex one of the most important things about love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a little 4 footer in the kitchen

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Is it wrong to finish a relationship because of a massive difference in sexual appetite? Is not sex one of the most important things about love?"

Did your Christmas Tree have needs that you couldn't fulfil?

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By *ongtalljon OP   Man
over a year ago

North Wales


"Is it wrong to finish a relationship because of a massive difference in sexual appetite? Is not sex one of the most important things about love?

Did your Christmas Tree have needs that you couldn't fulfil? "

Perhaps he was jealous because the fairy on the top was having all the fun?

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By *ongtalljon OP   Man
over a year ago

North Wales


"We normally end up being like the Griswalds on Lampoon Christmas and jamming an oversize thing up against the ceiling. It blocks one end of the settee so we all have to shuffle up to the other end

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That might not be a bad thing!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"We normally end up being like the Griswalds on Lampoon Christmas and jamming an oversize thing up against the ceiling. It blocks one end of the settee so we all have to shuffle up to the other end

That might not be a bad thing! "

It is with gangly teenage kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have just hung a magic tree car freshener up on account of how poor we are

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"We have just hung a magic tree car freshener up on account of how poor we are "

What, a brand new one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have just hung a magic tree car freshener up on account of how poor we are

What, a brand new one?"

No a used one I found in a bin at the local Turkish car wash

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've a little tiny one covered in glitter.

And my Christmas tree was £2.49 from Aldi.

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By *ongtalljon OP   Man
over a year ago

North Wales


"We normally end up being like the Griswalds on Lampoon Christmas and jamming an oversize thing up against the ceiling. It blocks one end of the settee so we all have to shuffle up to the other end

That might not be a bad thing!

It is with gangly teenage kids!"

Fair comment

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I've got a ten footer! Just trying to find all the decorations I've squirreled away from last year amongst the presents. I'm actually quite excited about decorating it and hanging up my gingerbread man bunting.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"We have just hung a magic tree car freshener up on account of how poor we are

What, a brand new one?

No a used one I found in a bin at the local Turkish car wash "

Collecting your own tree is the traditional way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just erected a eight footer and hanging my baubles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 foot and it's bushy and dense and smells lovely and it's going up tonight

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By *ongtalljon OP   Man
over a year ago

North Wales


"We have just hung a magic tree car freshener up on account of how poor we are "

Crikey, the real, brand original, proper Magic Tree?

I have to put up with the misspelt ones that are in packs of three from the pound shop.

I proudly hang my "Tragic Mee" from my rear view mirror....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a little tiny one covered in glitter.

And my Christmas tree was £2.49 from Aldi.

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