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Aaargh can you believe I got a size wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In my defence I didn't actually read the dimensions but the pictures were next to a Xmas tree and showed these boxes to be much larger. I bought a Xmas Eve box on some eBay shop and it's just arrived and it's no bigger than a happy meal box. Essentially I've just paid 7 quid for a happy meal box with a sticker on the side. Nah like I've asked to return it and doing a dispute, I don't give a fuck that it's only 7 quid. 7 quid is 7 quid and I'm gonna have to buy some other Xmas Eve box anyway. Sneaky tactics that was displaying it next to a Xmas tree, don't these people know the standard measuring tool is a sky remote!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a toilet roll

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I use a toilet roll "

It's a Coke can

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

You women can't judge the size of anything can you

(This works out well for me )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use a toilet roll "

Length or width ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my defence I didn't actually read the dimensions but the pictures were next to a Xmas tree and showed these boxes to be much larger. I bought a Xmas Eve box on some eBay shop and it's just arrived and it's no bigger than a happy meal box. Essentially I've just paid 7 quid for a happy meal box with a sticker on the side. Nah like I've asked to return it and doing a dispute, I don't give a fuck that it's only 7 quid. 7 quid is 7 quid and I'm gonna have to buy some other Xmas Eve box anyway. Sneaky tactics that was displaying it next to a Xmas tree, don't these people know the standard measuring tool is a sky remote!!

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My old mam once ordered what she told me was a brand new mobile phone off ebay, and pic was of a mobile phone, she didnt read the description properly as i dont think you have, she recieved an instruction manual for her 80 quid

Im guessing you never read its dimensions ?

Did you see that woman on tv that ordered cushions ? They came and was only like 2"x2"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You women can't judge the size of anything can you

(This works out well for me )"

Au contraire my friend, I can correctly guess the size of a guys dick from a picture. These boxes though were displayed next to a Xmas tree (a large item usually) they wanted to make the boxes look bigger otherwise they could have shown them next to an orange or a candy cane or some other small item.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice? Don't do this silly Christmas Eve box business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You women can't judge the size of anything can you

(This works out well for me )

Au contraire my friend, I can correctly guess the size of a guys dick from a picture. These boxes though were displayed next to a Xmas tree (a large item usually) they wanted to make the boxes look bigger otherwise they could have shown them next to an orange or a candy cane or some other small item.

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Please don't worry too much about it I've fabbed your fantastic photos the are fabulous hope this cheers you up Merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a new thing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a feeling this thread could result in an influx of cock pics posed against miniature Christmas tree backgrounds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a feeling this thread could result in an influx of cock pics posed against miniature Christmas tree backgrounds! "

There's an idea for you MrsSB...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a new thing??

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Yup. As if Christmas is not expensive enough.

Bah, humbug.

Next year it will be a Christmas Eve Eve box...

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"You women can't judge the size of anything can you

(This works out well for me )

Au contraire my friend, I can correctly guess the size of a guys dick from a picture. These boxes though were displayed next to a Xmas tree (a large item usually) they wanted to make the boxes look bigger otherwise they could have shown them next to an orange or a candy cane or some other small item.

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In that case I'm ditching the sky remote in favour of a Christmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a feeling this thread could result in an influx of cock pics posed against miniature Christmas tree backgrounds!

There's an idea for you MrsSB..."

Haha, maybe a bit of festivity is just what's needed to improve the popularity of the much maligned cock pic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a new thing??

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The Christmas Eve box?

I saw them on pinterest, I always give my daughter new pyjamas Xmas Eve and that glittery reindeer food sprinkle shit anyway.

I'm supposed to fit pyjamas, slippers, the jolly christmas postman book, a personalised plate for santas mince pie and carrot, a glass bottle for santas milk, a nice list certificate, a letter from Santa, reindeer food, magic key, magic snow and a stocking in this tiny box the size of a happy meal box!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I will never trust your cock measuring method again. You've let the women of fab down. And men.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Xmas eve box?!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Xmas eve box?!"

Forget that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a new thing??

The Christmas Eve box?

I saw them on pinterest, I always give my daughter new pyjamas Xmas Eve and that glittery reindeer food sprinkle shit anyway.

I'm supposed to fit pyjamas, slippers, the jolly christmas postman book, a personalised plate for santas mince pie and carrot, a glass bottle for santas milk, a nice list certificate, a letter from Santa, reindeer food, magic key, magic snow and a stocking in this tiny box the size of a happy meal box! "

It's a nice idea as lots of kids get new pjs etc

I've seen them and a friend brought a sodden personalised box cost her 40 quid. I don't see the point

I would rather decorate a box and save the money

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Make your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a new thing??

The Christmas Eve box?

I saw them on pinterest, I always give my daughter new pyjamas Xmas Eve and that glittery reindeer food sprinkle shit anyway.

I'm supposed to fit pyjamas, slippers, the jolly christmas postman book, a personalised plate for santas mince pie and carrot, a glass bottle for santas milk, a nice list certificate, a letter from Santa, reindeer food, magic key, magic snow and a stocking in this tiny box the size of a happy meal box! "

Its a lovely idea x

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I thought you knew what 8" was

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By *angerdaveMan
over a year ago

ingoldmells

Lol wit my cock size then lol

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