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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

have you ever done it and what was the reaction u got lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 2 ladies fart on me while riding cowgirl.

It was just a love puff on me bollocks

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

haha yep, did a little sex fart as was playing with a couple i know, lucily they saw the funny side x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Siren gets bad wind in certain positions so I thought I'd try and pre-empt it happening and stuck an alka seltzer up her love channel before sex... it didn't work, but boy did she fizz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its all supposed to be fun so why not see the funny side of it. Can happen after anal etc.So as long as it aint during some fella sucking on ya clit..who cares

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

or when he is rimming you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i suppose love farts are ok as long as yer dont follow through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Siren gets bad wind in certain positions so I thought I'd try and pre-empt it happening and stuck an alka seltzer up her love channel before sex... it didn't work, but boy did she fizz! "

as long as it wasnt her ass, you dont want another mess on the white couch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So long as you dont follow through... "

stop copying me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Siren gets bad wind in certain positions so I thought I'd try and pre-empt it happening and stuck an alka seltzer up her love channel before sex... it didn't work, but boy did she fizz!

as long as it wasnt her ass, you dont want another mess on the white couch lol "

We thought about that and ordered a new lounge suite last year... in brown!

(s'true actually lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So long as you dont follow through...

stop copying me "

Couldnt stop meself.... Twas a strong curry...

What was your excuse...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Siren gets bad wind in certain positions so I thought I'd try and pre-empt it happening and stuck an alka seltzer up her love channel before sex... it didn't work, but boy did she fizz!

as long as it wasnt her ass, you dont want another mess on the white couch lol

We thought about that and ordered a new lounge suite last year... in brown!

(s'true actually lol ) "

not taking any more chances lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So long as you dont follow through...

stop copying me

Couldnt stop meself.... Twas a strong curry...

What was your excuse... "

lube up me arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh , fart fetish !

*wafts flipflop*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So long as you dont follow through...

stop copying me

Couldnt stop meself.... Twas a strong curry...

What was your excuse...

lube up me arse "

Errm... Was that your excuse...?

Or a request for ass istance

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"have you ever done it and what was the reaction u got lol "

Shit happens!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I was on a meet with a couple one time, posh part of Leeds it was. Banging away, couldn't help myself, and let one rip.

The man said "How dare you fart in front of my wife?"

"Sorry, Guv, i didn't realise it was her turn!"

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