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By *ogerNesszones OP   Man
over a year ago

Northern England

A woman walks into a dry cleaners and drops off her dress. As she is leaving the shop, the assistant thanks her and says "come again".

The woman replies; "Nope, it was toothpaste this time"

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

The mods will delete this thread - It's Wednesday !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep getting calls from the Furniture shop wanting me to go back. All I wanted was one nightstand

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By *ogerNesszones OP   Man
over a year ago

Northern England


"The mods will delete this thread - It's Wednesday ! "

*Face palm. Well I'm off work this week, so I suppose I have an excuse.

I would say time flies when you're having fun, but I'm supposed to be doing my Christmas shopping.

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By *ogerNesszones OP   Man
over a year ago

Northern England


"I keep getting calls from the Furniture shop wanting me to go back. All I wanted was one nightstand"

http://instantrimshot.com/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep getting calls from the Furniture shop wanting me to go back. All I wanted was one nightstand

http://instantrimshot.com/ "

what is that?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between light and hard?

I can get to sleep with a light on!

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By *ogerNesszones OP   Man
over a year ago

Northern England


"I keep getting calls from the Furniture shop wanting me to go back. All I wanted was one nightstand

http://instantrimshot.com/

what is that?!!"

It's a sound file of "badum tish". The proper musical name for it - in this situation is actually a "sting".

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