FabSwingers.com forum: What do you need right now

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some peace and quiet and a good snogging session for me please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to comb my beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good fucking, to be able to persuade my little human to make his entrance into the world, and a nice bar of chocolate!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Kisses

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee."

Did you get your kisses first?

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

Hugs from mr D his on his way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My headache to go away. Xxx

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Some honey

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

H to be home with the happy meals, the natives are getting restless!!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

And later a bloody good f...... Session

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

I'm in dire need of a good long kissing and caressing session and maybe a little spoon please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

A good session. The horn has returned and it would be a shame to waste it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to bring me the toilet rolls off the side in the kitchen.....where I'd put them when I got home after stopping off to buy them because I'd ran out....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Coffee.

Did you get your kisses first? "

Can't I have both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hug followed by the sting of a crop

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Massage. And my tonsils to go down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee.

Did you get your kisses first?

Can't I have both? "

I am an altruist so yes you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oxygen

Painkillers

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to help stop my kitchen ceining falling in after toilet leakin all day

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Ice cream

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Massage. And my tonsils to go down

Funny, I to was thinking of going down to tonsils, or have I misread?

Hope you are better soon xx

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Someone to spend my one free evening (without having to get up silly early next day) on Friday

Failing that... Coffee, kisses and pizza would go down well at the moment

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone to spend my one free evening (without having to get up silly early next day) on Friday

Failing that... Coffee, kisses and pizza would go down well at the moment

I need two of those and I have a pizza in the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Massage. And my tonsils to go down

Ouch that is not nice. Hope they don't take too long

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I'd LOVE a neck and shoulder massage right now!

They ache like you wouldn't believe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd LOVE a neck and shoulder massage right now!

They ache like you wouldn't believe!

"
gets out the olive oil

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

A tall dark gorgeous man to spend the weekend with xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some peace and quiet and a good snogging session for me please.."

I'll be there in 15 minutes, just need to grab gin and crisps first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice kiss and a cuddle would be nice to be honest...

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

"A tall dark gorgeous man to spend the weekend with xx"

Coughs politely and yet noticeably

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I'd LOVE a neck and shoulder massage right now!

They ache like you wouldn't believe!

gets out the olive oil

Oh god I wish!!

Love my job but working in retail it's busy beyond belief right now!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd LOVE a neck and shoulder massage right now!

They ache like you wouldn't believe!

gets out the olive oil

Oh god I wish!!

Love my job but working in retail it's busy beyond belief right now!! Xxx"
I'm a fellow retailer too, I feel your pain!!

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Coffee

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I'd LOVE a neck and shoulder massage right now!

They ache like you wouldn't believe!

gets out the olive oil

Oh god I wish!!

Love my job but working in retail it's busy beyond belief right now!! XxxI'm a fellow retailer too, I feel your pain!!"

Hard going isn't it? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either a bbq pulled pork baguette, or a rack of ribs

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

My bed and lots of sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mojo is back with a vengeance and I'm a bit grumpy

I need to be told to shut the fuck up and fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To find out where I get the teflon shoulders some of the folk I work with have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to snuggle on the sofa, I'm freezing tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The asda man to hurry up and bring my mince pies so I can eat one and go to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The asda man to hurry up and bring my mince pies so I can eat one and go to bed! "

Haha I've just had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with magic fingers

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

A miracle would be nice

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"A miracle would be nice

JG"
. Aww jg, I will definitely pray for your miracle hunni, sending huge hugs to you bothxxxx Mrs blue eyesxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need JG to get her miracle x

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I'm still waiting for my neck and shoulder massage! They ache!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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48 hours

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"A miracle would be nice

JG"

Not sure what the illness is - but huge hugs and I hope you get your miracle my lovely! Xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massive cup of earl grey and a foot massage

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A nice daytona 675 and a new job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to buy all my xmas pressies ...wrap them

.send them to santa and then sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good sleep and woken with a nice cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For this train to come so I can go home, its been a long day.

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

I've changed my requirements.

Had the good session, now I'm in desperate need of sleep and someone who can sort out Apache cgi bin permissions.

Not necessarily in that order

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

a pain free sleep

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

One of the beautiful women in Krakow to realise that they need to fuck an English tourist ')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some breakfast and then some sleep. Wake me up in a few hours.

Ah but I have to go to work. Damn

~Mia

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Some cwtches in bed please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everest to come and finally sort the last window out! 11 months after they fitted them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fork lift driver who actually fuckin works would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hug and a snog would be great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few more hours sleep would bi nice ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new set of arms, the gym has ruined them!!

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury

A nice cuddle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few more hours sleep would bi nice ?? "

I'm with you that would be perfect fancy spooning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to stand in for me at work as I seriously can't be arsed today

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Heating in my house - I am working from bed waiting for the British gas man that should have come yesterday but didn't

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

What I really need right now is to go Xmas shopping and I can't be arsed

Hate crowds and people pushing and shoving as tho there's nothing left in the shops

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't sleep if u we're spooning me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I really need right now is to go Xmas shopping and I can't be arsed

Hate crowds and people pushing and shoving as tho there's nothing left in the shops

Ffs"

You could do most of it on line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gingerbread latte and a spoon of the human variety!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A duvet day please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a naked social in bed.... coffee and a chat, perfect place for a second social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Cadbury's boost

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By *ornyfun121Man
over a year ago

all over

I need a soft bed and a doctor lol

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

My bed...... All alone for the day mmmmmm xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lots cuddles in bed mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gingerbread latte and a spoon of the human variety! "

Holds hand in the air!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A duvet day please! "

Come get in with me

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

"A hug and a snog would be great!

Plenty of hugs and kisses yr way.xoxoxox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full body professional massage especially my neck and shoulders. After that I'd love for some wonderful unhurried full body contact with someone I'm totally attracted to who knows me and I him.

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

"A good sleep and woken with a nice cock"

Oh gladly. .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Cadbury's boost

For breakfast!?

(High five)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

You won't let me forget your pancakes will you?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

You won't let me forget your pancakes will you?

Nope TBH it's not like I am asking for honeys boobs and minge

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

You won't let me forget your pancakes will you?

Nope TBH it's not like I am asking for honeys boobs and minge

ok pancakes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman to have sex with me whilst she plays on the saxophone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

I'm thinking it's going be along the lines g3orgies c**k, with or without the maple syrup....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

I'm thinking it's going be along the lines g3orgies c**k, with or without the maple syrup....

There's a sausage joke in there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman to have sex with me whilst she plays on the saxophone

I would like to see this!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

I'm thinking it's going be along the lines g3orgies c**k, with or without the maple syrup....

You think that is my present? Won't be much of a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

I'm thinking it's going be along the lines g3orgies c**k, with or without the maple syrup....

You think that is my present? Won't be much of a surprise

Maybe it will have a little Santa hat on

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

I'm thinking it's going be along the lines g3orgies c**k, with or without the maple syrup....

You think that is my present? Won't be much of a surprise

Maybe it will have a little Santa hat on

I'm kinda hoping for this now

Or a bow

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Dear Santa

I'd like a trip to Tatooine with a duvet day watching the latest Star Wars film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gigantic cup of coffee would be great. The few cups I've had this morning haven't been enough.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A gigantic cup of coffee would be great. The few cups I've had this morning haven't been enough. "

I need one of those big two handled jobs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Dear Santa

I'd like a trip to Tatooine with a duvet day watching the latest Star Wars film

Do you have snacks?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Coffee...strong...black...but the coffee maker is still snoring beside me!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A gigantic cup of coffee would be great. The few cups I've had this morning haven't been enough.

I need one of those big two handled jobs

I have two hands that could do a good job at something

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

"Dear Santa

I'd like a trip to Tatooine with a duvet day watching the latest Star Wars film

Do you have snacks?"

Of course sweet and savoury

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Dear Santa

I'd like a trip to Tatooine with a duvet day watching the latest Star Wars film

Do you have snacks?

Of course sweet and savoury

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A gigantic cup of coffee would be great. The few cups I've had this morning haven't been enough.

I need one of those big two handled jobs

I have two hands that could do a good job at something

Can they make coffee? There are a few of us here in need of some

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A gigantic cup of coffee would be great. The few cups I've had this morning haven't been enough.

I need one of those big two handled jobs

I have two hands that could do a good job at something

Can they make coffee? There are a few of us here in need of some

Yep

cream and sugar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

I'm thinking it's going be along the lines g3orgies c**k, with or without the maple syrup....

You think that is my present? Won't be much of a surprise

Maybe it will have a little Santa hat on

I'm kinda hoping for this now

Or a bow "

This could be my secret Santa pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gigantic cup of coffee would be great. The few cups I've had this morning haven't been enough. "

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cwtch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

I'm thinking it's going be along the lines g3orgies c**k, with or without the maple syrup....

You think that is my present? Won't be much of a surprise

Maybe it will have a little Santa hat on

I'm kinda hoping for this now

Or a bow

This could be my secret Santa pic

It's not very secret now

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Could someone fix my pipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kiss

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

I'm thinking it's going be along the lines g3orgies c**k, with or without the maple syrup....

You think that is my present? Won't be much of a surprise

Maybe it will have a little Santa hat on

I'm kinda hoping for this now

Or a bow

This could be my secret Santa pic

Another surprise ruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to do all my wrapping.

Followed by a foot massage.

Sarah

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

I'm thinking it's going be along the lines g3orgies c**k, with or without the maple syrup....

You think that is my present? Won't be much of a surprise

Maybe it will have a little Santa hat on

I'm kinda hoping for this now

Or a bow

This could be my secret Santa pic

Another surprise ruined

Budge up Honey & you can share my big mug

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

I'm thinking it's going be along the lines g3orgies c**k, with or without the maple syrup....

You think that is my present? Won't be much of a surprise

Maybe it will have a little Santa hat on

I'm kinda hoping for this now

Or a bow

This could be my secret Santa pic

Another surprise ruined

Budge up Honey & you can share my big mug

Squishing up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duvet day please!

Come get in with me

*downs tools and jumps in van* Keep that bed warm! On my way!!

Hell no. Pick your tools up and get that job done else you won't be having that day off!

*sighs hugely* Yes'm Honey

Good good. I'm looking forward to my Christmas present

Honeys pancakes and maple syrup

I'm thinking it's going be along the lines g3orgies c**k, with or without the maple syrup....

You think that is my present? Won't be much of a surprise

Maybe it will have a little Santa hat on

I'm kinda hoping for this now

Or a bow

This could be my secret Santa pic

Another surprise ruined

Budge up Honey & you can share my big mug

Squishing up for you

Room for a little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cwtches and long slow kisses leading to more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cwtches and long slow kisses leading to more

Spoon??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cwtches and long slow kisses leading to more

Spoon??"

That will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mojo back

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By *.TaylorMan
over a year ago

london

A curvy one like the raspberry above that don't live to far from me

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

"My mojo back

Nooooooooo

Yr pics are very sexy..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I need more sleep and a proper horny man to wake me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cwtches and long slow kisses leading to more

Spoon??

That will do

Only happy to oblige you lady xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex. An afternoon of filthy hot horny sex.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Big mug of hot chocolate my hot water bottle and a decent comedy under me duvet.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

To calm the fuck down - I've had a busy few days organising my activities for next week.

Timbuk 3. The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY

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