FabSwingers.com forum: Does my cock look nice or not

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would anyone like to hold this lol

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

not me. next question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why, but your post certainly put a smile on my face!

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By *elshbi2Couple
over a year ago

Swansea

might be tempted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A smile a day is good lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Juice meets keyboard moment!

That made me chuckle! As self promotion goes... good work!

But no.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

it looks bearable haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is my first time in here so be gentle with me lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Is my first time in here so be gentle with me lol "

Aha... you want a gentle stroking? I know just the person!!

Oh Sassy...

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

I'm sure it does the job but not really my cup of tea thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Where are the dinosaurs??? Have I not taught you anything!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my first time in here so be gentle with me lol

Aha... you want a gentle stroking? I know just the person!!

Oh Sassy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like the last turkey in the shop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lots of people must like turkey lol

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Looks like the last turkey in the shop!

Remind me to give christmas lunch at yours a miss this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well Sassy lol

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

A look at me thread that worked!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Well Sassy lol"

*waits*

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Why so down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... and the pointy dick award goes to.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why so down? "

Cause it needs stroking hard secret lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats wrong with holding it urself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my first time in here so be gentle with me lol

Aha... you want a gentle stroking? I know just the person!!

Oh Sassy...

LOL...who's been telling lies that I do gentle?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is my first time in here so be gentle with me lol

Aha... you want a gentle stroking? I know just the person!!

Oh Sassy...

LOL...who's been telling lies that I do gentle?!!

Lol that be _irtygirl hehe..so what you trying to say sassy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my first time in here so be gentle with me lol

Aha... you want a gentle stroking? I know just the person!!

Oh Sassy...

LOL...who's been telling lies that I do gentle?!!

Lol that be _irtygirl hehe..so what you trying to say sassy lol"

I see a cock like that - it looks naked. I'd dress it in a five-ring gates of hell...with lead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is my first time in here so be gentle with me lol

Aha... you want a gentle stroking? I know just the person!!

Oh Sassy...

LOL...who's been telling lies that I do gentle?!!

Lol that be _irtygirl hehe..so what you trying to say sassy lol

I see a cock like that - it looks naked. I'd dress it in a five-ring gates of hell...with lead!

Is that good lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my first time in here so be gentle with me lol

Aha... you want a gentle stroking? I know just the person!!

Oh Sassy...

LOL...who's been telling lies that I do gentle?!!

Lol that be _irtygirl hehe..so what you trying to say sassy lol

I see a cock like that - it looks naked. I'd dress it in a five-ring gates of hell...with lead!

Is that good lol...

It works for me!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Like a lamb to slaugher!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

*peeks from behind sofa*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Why is there a fecking sofa in my office?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like a lamb to slaugher!!

do tell lol

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Did nobody have the decency to warn him???? Lol its like having a cicle seat at the Collosseum

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By *elshbi2Couple
over a year ago

Swansea

check the sofa for stains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its what you do with it

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"its what you do with it

...the sofa or his cock? I'm easily confused.

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

not a lot

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By *elshbi2Couple
over a year ago

Swansea

another post "worst things that have happened on a meet", take a look and it will become clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its what you do with it

...the sofa or his cock? I'm easily confused.

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if you read the op then you no what am talking about

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"its what you do with it

...the sofa or his cock? I'm easily confused.

They are both getting the hard sell DFS treatment Invictus, I think everyones best out of it! I mean if you need to promote something so heavily there is going to be some major disappointment before too long! I bet at least with the sofa you get some kind of worthless guarantee, not sure what you;d get with the former

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"its what you do with it

...the sofa or his cock? I'm easily confused.

Maybe there's some spare change, a few Cheerios and some odd coloured fluff under the foreskin.... that's what I always find down the back of my sofa.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"Why is there a fecking sofa in my office?!?!

so you have some where to lie down on thursday, after you close young man.. gee

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By *iamondladyWoman
over a year ago

titsville

I'm afraid I don't find your cock tempting.

Probably as its not the cock that temps me. It's not erect and it looks like it could be hairy to boot! Lol

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"its what you do with it

...the sofa or his cock? I'm easily confused.

Maybe there's some spare change, a few Cheerios and some odd coloured fluff under the foreskin.... that's what I always find down the back of my sofa.

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Yeah! but nobody doubts your sofa sees action Invictus..you forgot the empty condom wrappers by the way! Now be the charitable type and throw the loose change in the op's hat, he's done a real good stonker of a first thread, the least he deserves are the crumbs from your table.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

to be honest horny , i would need to do a contast and compare analysis . so i would need some willing victims.

. umm volunteers to carry out this vital piece of research to enable me to be proactive in deciding if i want to take hold of it..

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

" to be honest horny , i would need to do a contast and compare analysis . so i would need some willing victims.

. umm volunteers to carry out this vital piece of research to enable me to be proactive in deciding if i want to take hold of it..

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Invictus's sofa? perhaps Tactiles solid cherry sideboard as well?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

" to be honest horny , i would need to do a contast and compare analysis . so i would need some willing victims.

. umm volunteers to carry out this vital piece of research to enable me to be proactive in deciding if i want to take hold of it..

Invictus's sofa? perhaps Tactiles solid cherry sideboard as well?

I'll throw in a matching poof as well.

...have I spelt that right?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

...unlike spelled

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

" to be honest horny , i would need to do a contast and compare analysis . so i would need some willing victims.

. umm volunteers to carry out this vital piece of research to enable me to be proactive in deciding if i want to take hold of it..

Invictus's sofa? perhaps Tactiles solid cherry sideboard as well?

umm how strong is the side board?

cos i would want to be bent over it and....

just to dust it you understand......

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

" to be honest horny , i would need to do a contast and compare analysis . so i would need some willing victims.

. umm volunteers to carry out this vital piece of research to enable me to be proactive in deciding if i want to take hold of it..

Invictus's sofa? perhaps Tactiles solid cherry sideboard as well?

I'll throw in a matching poof as well.

...have I spelt that right?

are you threating to throw Soxy around?? you bully Viccy..

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

" to be honest horny , i would need to do a contast and compare analysis . so i would need some willing victims.

. umm volunteers to carry out this vital piece of research to enable me to be proactive in deciding if i want to take hold of it..

Invictus's sofa? perhaps Tactiles solid cherry sideboard as well?

I'll throw in a matching poof as well.

...have I spelt that right?

are you threating to throw Soxy around?? you bully Viccy..

No, no...a poof, you put your feet on them when your watching the TV... er....

I think I'm digging a hole here of some sort.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

" to be honest horny , i would need to do a contast and compare analysis . so i would need some willing victims.

. umm volunteers to carry out this vital piece of research to enable me to be proactive in deciding if i want to take hold of it..

Invictus's sofa? perhaps Tactiles solid cherry sideboard as well?

I'll throw in a matching poof as well.

...have I spelt that right?

are you threating to throw Soxy around?? you bully Viccy..

No, no...a poof, you put your feet on them when your watching the TV... er....

I think I'm digging a hole here of some sort.

" passing Soxy the poof protection helpline phone number..."

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Look, you can buy poofs on eBay so it's obviously not a problem!

Come to think of it you can get TV's and CD's as well...

I'm off to search for a 'single female' brb!!!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"Look, you can buy poofs on eBay so it's obviously not a problem!

Come to think of it you can get TV's and CD's as well...

I'm off to search for a 'single female' brb!!!

good luck with that

HSM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look, you can buy poofs on eBay so it's obviously not a problem!

Come to think of it you can get TV's and CD's as well...

I'm off to search for a 'single female' brb!!!

good luck with that

HSM "

quickly puts a" single female for hire "add on ebay ........ive got him !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look, you can buy poofs on eBay so it's obviously not a problem!

Come to think of it you can get TV's and CD's as well...

I'm off to search for a 'single female' brb!!!

good luck with that

HSM

quickly puts a" single female for hire "add on ebay ........ive got him !!

...waits patiently for the bids ........

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"Look, you can buy poofs on eBay so it's obviously not a problem!

Come to think of it you can get TV's and CD's as well...

I'm off to search for a 'single female' brb!!!

good luck with that

HSM

quickly puts a" single female for hire "add on ebay ........ive got him !!

...waits patiently for the bids ........"

starting bid£0.99

maximum bid £2999.95

hey can you blame a girl for trying..

hsm x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Look, you can buy poofs on eBay so it's obviously not a problem!

Come to think of it you can get TV's and CD's as well...

I'm off to search for a 'single female' brb!!!

good luck with that

HSM

quickly puts a" single female for hire "add on ebay ........ive got him !!

...waits patiently for the bids ........

starting bid£0.99

maximum bid £2999.95

hey can you blame a girl for trying..

hsm x"

Looks a great deal at first but the P&P costs killed it for me sadly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look, you can buy poofs on eBay so it's obviously not a problem!

Come to think of it you can get TV's and CD's as well...

I'm off to search for a 'single female' brb!!!

good luck with that

HSM

quickly puts a" single female for hire "add on ebay ........ive got him !!

...waits patiently for the bids ........

starting bid£0.99

maximum bid £2999.95

hey can you blame a girl for trying..

hsm x

Looks a great deal at first but the P&P costs killed it for me sadly...

bloody cheapskate it was only 3 quid ....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

wow........ what a stunning cock.

Once I compose myself and adjust my now straining boxers....

Yes, it is a fine speciman indeed.

1 question if I may,

Grower or Shower.. do I get more length if I tickle just under your ball sac and you like it..

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

it looks sad lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"it looks sad lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" to be honest horny , i would need to do a contast and compare analysis . so i would need some willing victims.

. umm volunteers to carry out this vital piece of research to enable me to be proactive in deciding if i want to take hold of it..

Invictus's sofa? perhaps Tactiles solid cherry sideboard as well?

I'll throw in a matching poof as well.

...have I spelt that right?

kindly don't drag us poofs, pooves or how you wish to spell it, into this, we weren't going to comment on the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wow........ what a stunning cock.

Once I compose myself and adjust my now straining boxers....

Yes, it is a fine speciman indeed.

1 question if I may,

Grower or Shower.. do I get more length if I tickle just under your ball sac and you like it..

plenty of growing space when rubbed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it looks sad lol"

it does need cheering up..any offers lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a nice enough looking cock, nice colour, not too red and angry looking, ball sack nice size, Im not keen on very long droopy ones, my preference for the ball sack is rounded and compact, but the thing that Im not keen on, and its only a little thing, can be rectified, is that Im not keen on your legs being wide open, dont know why, i just dont like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would anyone like to hold this lol"

Hard to tell from a picture hun. What do people you meet think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would anyone like to hold this lol

Hard to tell from a picture hun. What do people you meet think?

Not a question i have asked on a meet but not been kicked out of bed yet so suppose its ok looking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like Gonzo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would anyone like to hold this lol

Hard to tell from a picture hun. What do people you meet think?

Not a question i have asked on a meet but not been kicked out of bed yet so suppose its ok looking lol

Well its not a 'kick out of bed cock' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the wife said it looks deflated and sorry for its self,

seen one cock seen them all !

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"Would anyone like to hold this "

nope

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

I think it just needs to be a bit chirpier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

will post one of him happier and erect lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

This is one of the best look at me threads EVER!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would anyone like to hold this lol

Hard to tell from a picture hun. What do people you meet think?

Not a question i have asked on a meet but not been kicked out of bed yet so suppose its ok looking lol

Well its not a 'kick out of bed cock' lol

Thank you lol

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By *fun.4.youMan
over a year ago

London

"This is one of the best look at me threads EVER!

Mmmmmm...absolutely!!! Do I have to play on cam now?

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By *fun.4.youMan
over a year ago

London

"Would anyone like to hold this lol

Hard to tell from a picture hun. What do people you meet think?

Not a question i have asked on a meet but not been kicked out of bed yet so suppose its ok looking lol

Well its not a 'kick out of bed cock' lol

Hopefully I won't get kicked out of bed either.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

oh goodie...

more cocks are appearing.

was going out, might stay in for a while..

keep up the good work lads

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"oh goodie...

more cocks are appearing.

was going out, might stay in for a while..

keep up the good work lads "

you tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn one of my fave threads lol cock-oglers welcome lol

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