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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Inspired by yesterday's "old sayings": What do you think you know to be true or not? What's your favourites?

You're never more than 6' away from a rat, untrue.

If left in coca cola over night a tooth will dissolve away, untrue.

Mussolini got the trains to run on time, untrue.

The Clique exists, ?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I'm loving being sat here in the office - Untrue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marc Almond d*unk 7 pints of spunk and had his stomach pumped.

A women dried her dog in the microwave and cooked it.

The moon landings were faked.

Cliff Richards is innocent.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Good Samaritan

Circulating for years this legend tells the story of a motorist who stops on the side of the road to help someone fix their flat tire.

The person being helped then asks the motorist for his address to send a reward. Several weeks later the motorist receives $10,000 in the mail.

Over the years this story has been attributed to several celebrities, most recently Donald Trump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kentucky fried rat.

The school coach in Scotland that crashed due to daytime saving time.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

We each swallow eight spiders a year when we're asleep ...

... have no idea if this is true or not, I'd rather not know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One up the bum no harm done.

Paul McCartney died and was replaced by a robot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst filming the neverending story the horse actually died in the swamp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One up the bum no harm done.

Paul McCartney died and was replaced by a robot.

"

are you sure that last one isn't true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One up the bum no harm done.

Paul McCartney died and was replaced by a robot.

are you sure that last one isn't true? "

If it was, dont you think they'd have fitted autotune?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

The Good Samaritan

Circulating for years this legend tells the story of a motorist who stops on the side of the road to help someone fix their flat tire.

The person being helped then asks the motorist for his address to send a reward. Several weeks later the motorist receives $10,000 in the mail.

Over the years this story has been attributed to several celebrities, most recently Donald Trump."

As somebody being cut and pasting from Google's top 25 urban myths?, true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One up the bum no harm done.

Paul McCartney died and was replaced by a robot.

"

I like this one, walking bare footed walking (across abbey road zebra crossing) a sign of mourning in Sicily and VW Beetle number plate, 28IF, apparently the age he would have been if it was him on that zebra crossing, excellant one.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

30% of Americans think Joan of Arc was Noah's wife

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"

The Good Samaritan

Circulating for years this legend tells the story of a motorist who stops on the side of the road to help someone fix their flat tire.

The person being helped then asks the motorist for his address to send a reward. Several weeks later the motorist receives $10,000 in the mail.

Over the years this story has been attributed to several celebrities, most recently Donald Trump.

As somebody being cut and pasting from Google's top 25 urban myths?, true. "

I didn't claim to have written it - I just thought it funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"30% of Americans think Joan of Arc was Noah's wife "

The myth being it's only 30% ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen fighting over a penny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"30% of Americans think Joan of Arc was Noah's wife "

That was a joke in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen fighting over a penny.

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So bloody true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen fighting over a penny.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Donald Trump is actually controlled by an alien life form that grows out of his anus hair and has crept up his back, infiltrated his brain and taken over his head.

Word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen fighting over a penny.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy


"30% of Americans think Joan of Arc was Noah's wife

That was a joke in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure "

.....was it dude ....I thought it was true bra .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomato ketchup is part of your 1 a day

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

There are no fake profiles on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We each swallow eight spiders a year when we're asleep ...

... have no idea if this is true or not, I'd rather not know "

I really hope its not true

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"We each swallow eight spiders a year when we're asleep ...

... have no idea if this is true or not, I'd rather not know

I really hope its not true "

It's not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starbucks don't support the military- we have one of their coffee shops on my barracks.

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester


"Copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen fighting over a penny.

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Equally untrue is the Scotsman who dropped 50p, bent down to pick it up and it hit him on the back of the head.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen fighting over a penny.

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See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have good luck. Absolute bollox, I went to pick one up the other day and ma back went

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By *ysticmykeyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"We each swallow eight spiders a year when we're asleep ...

... have no idea if this is true or not, I'd rather not know "

It's not true, journalist's made it up to see if it'd spread as truth.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"We each swallow eight spiders a year when we're asleep ...

... have no idea if this is true or not, I'd rather not know

It's not true, journalist's made it up to see if it'd spread as truth."

This poster is not a Rafa Benitez lookalike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victoria Beckham once ate a meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only use 10% of your brain.

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By *orobiMan
over a year ago

near scarborough

For a long time, a long long time, I thought tigers were female lions. Didn't know they were two separate species

Yeah......

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