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"Nothing like the feeling of naked sweaty skin on skin. But then there's nothing like a kinky outfit leaving plenty to the imagination and pulling the knickers to one side. What's your preference? it cant be that kinky if it leaves plenty to the imagination " Oh definitely a matter of opinion. | |||
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"I like to get undressed but there was a day last week when it was soooo cold I kept thermals and a t-shirt on " Sounds like an outdoor gig | |||
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"I like to be undressed...so start clothed and end up naked " Wow what she said | |||
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"I think and I now know it is better to dress up, dress bra knickers stockings ( if the bloody dog doesn't rip them) heels Make an effort It is worth it The build up before the meet It all plays a role " The female half of us prefers naked. The male half prefers outfits for fucking and naked for more intimate sex. | |||
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"Start dressed but finish entwined hot sweaty and fully naked. No substitute " Perfect | |||
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"I love both! I like to start out in lingerie (often chosen by my meet) guaranteed to set his pulse racing - then he can peel it off whenever he likes! Having said that - just had a weekend meet where I took several outfits - yet we spent almost 24 hrs lying naked in bed enjoying the sensual delights of skin on skin! " Either way you look amazing.....clothed or not x | |||
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"I love both! I like to start out in lingerie (often chosen by my meet) guaranteed to set his pulse racing - then he can peel it off whenever he likes! Having said that - just had a weekend meet where I took several outfits - yet we spent almost 24 hrs lying naked in bed enjoying the sensual delights of skin on skin! Either way you look amazing.....clothed or not x" Thanks lovely man! Soooooo looking forward to the 31st! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing " And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? | |||
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"Fully clothed, skirt up, panties to one side, zip undone, cock out, then fuck like life depends on it, feverish animalistic urgent sex, sometimes you just cant beat it" This | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? " Towels | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? " Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated | |||
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"I love both! I like to start out in lingerie (often chosen by my meet) guaranteed to set his pulse racing - then he can peel it off whenever he likes! Having said that - just had a weekend meet where I took several outfits - yet we spent almost 24 hrs lying naked in bed enjoying the sensual delights of skin on skin! " Lying in bed naked is lush. When you are worn out for all of 5 seconds | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Towels " Any preferred colour? I have several! | |||
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"I love both! I like to start out in lingerie (often chosen by my meet) guaranteed to set his pulse racing - then he can peel it off whenever he likes! Having said that - just had a weekend meet where I took several outfits - yet we spent almost 24 hrs lying naked in bed enjoying the sensual delights of skin on skin! Lying in bed naked is lush. When you are worn out for all of 5 seconds " I'm an old fart - and very demanding! Sometimes I was worn out for whole minutes!! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Towels Any preferred colour? I have several! " Small white hand towels | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated " I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Towels Any preferred colour? I have several! Small white hand towels " Can I have several? I could do an interesting version of the dance of the seven veils! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! " The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! " Maybe it just needs a little lick...? | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Towels Any preferred colour? I have several! Small white hand towels Can I have several? I could do an interesting version of the dance of the seven veils! " Trying to find a dry one may prove difficult | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Towels Any preferred colour? I have several! Small white hand towels Can I have several? I could do an interesting version of the dance of the seven veils! Trying to find a dry one may prove difficult " Did you spring a leak again? | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer " Oh, you two | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! Maybe it just needs a little lick...?" Are you volunteering your tongue? | |||
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"Nothing like the feeling of naked sweaty skin on skin. But then there's nothing like a kinky outfit leaving plenty to the imagination and pulling the knickers to one side. What's your preference? " Naked | |||
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"I appreciate a nice outfit and lingerie on a woman, personally I've surprised a few people with how quickly I'll get naked " One minute you're eating a sausage roll - the next .... I brought LOTS of outfits! They were hiding under the toys!!! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Towels Any preferred colour? I have several! Small white hand towels Can I have several? I could do an interesting version of the dance of the seven veils! Trying to find a dry one may prove difficult Did you spring a leak again? " I need a better plumber | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer " I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Towels Any preferred colour? I have several! Small white hand towels Can I have several? I could do an interesting version of the dance of the seven veils! Trying to find a dry one may prove difficult Did you spring a leak again? I need a better plumber " Yeah - that's what happens when you use tradesmen from fab! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? " As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Towels Any preferred colour? I have several! Small white hand towels Can I have several? I could do an interesting version of the dance of the seven veils! Trying to find a dry one may prove difficult Did you spring a leak again? I need a better plumber " Ummmmm.... well.... what happened was, see.... The flood was uncontrollable! She just kept on coming!!... I mean it! Not she!! | |||
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"Nothing like the feeling of naked sweaty skin on skin. But then there's nothing like a kinky outfit leaving plenty to the imagination and pulling the knickers to one side. What's your preference? " Skin on skin sweaty sex. With a dominant woman. kill me | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. " Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Towels Any preferred colour? I have several! Small white hand towels Can I have several? I could do an interesting version of the dance of the seven veils! Trying to find a dry one may prove difficult Did you spring a leak again? I need a better plumber Ummmmm.... well.... what happened was, see.... The flood was uncontrollable! She just kept on coming!!... I mean it! Not she!! " Did you try sticking a bung in it? | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! " Yes let's | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Towels Any preferred colour? I have several! Small white hand towels Can I have several? I could do an interesting version of the dance of the seven veils! Trying to find a dry one may prove difficult Did you spring a leak again? I need a better plumber Ummmmm.... well.... what happened was, see.... The flood was uncontrollable! She just kept on coming!!... I mean it! Not she!! Did you try sticking a bung in it? " Many times, it made it worse! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! Yes let's " Do we do this in private - or will we require witnesses to offer help and advice? I can think of a couple off the top of my head! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Towels Any preferred colour? I have several! Small white hand towels Can I have several? I could do an interesting version of the dance of the seven veils! Trying to find a dry one may prove difficult Did you spring a leak again? I need a better plumber Ummmmm.... well.... what happened was, see.... The flood was uncontrollable! She just kept on coming!!... I mean it! Not she!! Did you try sticking a bung in it? Many times, it made it worse! " I giggled so much a tiny bit of pee came out! Lucky I'm sitting on the loo!! | |||
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"Nothing like the feeling of naked sweaty skin on skin. But then there's nothing like a kinky outfit leaving plenty to the imagination and pulling the knickers to one side. What's your preference? " Can't beat lifting a ladies dress or skirt up and ripping a fine pair of tights, pulling knickers aside before entering! | |||
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"I did wear a leather fetish dress once. Sweated my arse off. Then i once wore a wench's outfit but the static on it everytime i moved i could have powered the lights for at least three towns. I don't bother now. Jump on the bed and spread my legs and let my beaver do the talking " I often wonder how these rubber dresses must be to get on and off | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! Yes let's Do we do this in private - or will we require witnesses to offer help and advice? I can think of a couple off the top of my head! " We need someone to do the sticking in...on I mean on! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! Yes let's Do we do this in private - or will we require witnesses to offer help and advice? I can think of a couple off the top of my head! We need someone to do the sticking in...on I mean on! " Oh these slips of the tongue... | |||
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"I did wear a leather fetish dress once. Sweated my arse off. Then i once wore a wench's outfit but the static on it everytime i moved i could have powered the lights for at least three towns. I don't bother now. Jump on the bed and spread my legs and let my beaver do the talking " Yours talks?? Shit - mine's clearly missing a trick!! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! Yes let's Do we do this in private - or will we require witnesses to offer help and advice? I can think of a couple off the top of my head! We need someone to do the sticking in...on I mean on! Oh these slips of the tongue..." Are you volunteering to help us - and slip your tongue? | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! Yes let's Do we do this in private - or will we require witnesses to offer help and advice? I can think of a couple off the top of my head! We need someone to do the sticking in...on I mean on! Oh these slips of the tongue..." Is exactly what got us into this mess in the first place | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! Yes let's Do we do this in private - or will we require witnesses to offer help and advice? I can think of a couple off the top of my head! We need someone to do the sticking in...on I mean on! " Where's Iworkout when you need him? I thought he might be willing to assist two damsels in distress! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! Yes let's Do we do this in private - or will we require witnesses to offer help and advice? I can think of a couple off the top of my head! We need someone to do the sticking in...on I mean on! Where's Iworkout when you need him? I thought he might be willing to assist two damsels in distress! " Oh I've been following the thread with great interest | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! Yes let's Do we do this in private - or will we require witnesses to offer help and advice? I can think of a couple off the top of my head! We need someone to do the sticking in...on I mean on! Where's Iworkout when you need him? I thought he might be willing to assist two damsels in distress! Oh I've been following the thread with great interest " Thought you might've been! Perhaps you could assist miss honey whilst I watch for a while?? | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! Yes let's Do we do this in private - or will we require witnesses to offer help and advice? I can think of a couple off the top of my head! We need someone to do the sticking in...on I mean on! Where's Iworkout when you need him? I thought he might be willing to assist two damsels in distress! Oh I've been following the thread with great interest Thought you might've been! Perhaps you could assist miss honey whilst I watch for a while?? " Oh | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! Yes let's Do we do this in private - or will we require witnesses to offer help and advice? I can think of a couple off the top of my head! We need someone to do the sticking in...on I mean on! Where's Iworkout when you need him? I thought he might be willing to assist two damsels in distress! Oh I've been following the thread with great interest Thought you might've been! Perhaps you could assist miss honey whilst I watch for a while?? Oh " I might not watch for too long though! I might feel the urge to assist! | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! Yes let's Do we do this in private - or will we require witnesses to offer help and advice? I can think of a couple off the top of my head! We need someone to do the sticking in...on I mean on! Where's Iworkout when you need him? I thought he might be willing to assist two damsels in distress! Oh I've been following the thread with great interest Thought you might've been! Perhaps you could assist miss honey whilst I watch for a while?? Oh I might not watch for too long though! I might feel the urge to assist! " I think miss honey summed it up quite eloquently with oh | |||
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"I must admit that I do enjoy the act of unwrapping a sexy lady... even if it is in the midst of a flurry of flying clothing And what's your favourite choice of wrapping where ladies are concerned sir? Oh, my tastes are varied in the form of wrapping. A bow and ribbon is optional too, but appreciated I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! The adhesive doesn't like contact with wet surfaces. Maybe have a word with the manufacturer I should! Perhaps I should send a picture of my efforts to demonstrate the problem? As evidence. I think research would be good too. I'll buy some bows tomorrow. Excellent plan! I think, perhaps, we should try sticking them on each other - just to make sure! Yes let's Do we do this in private - or will we require witnesses to offer help and advice? I can think of a couple off the top of my head! We need someone to do the sticking in...on I mean on! Where's Iworkout when you need him? I thought he might be willing to assist two damsels in distress! Oh I've been following the thread with great interest Thought you might've been! Perhaps you could assist miss honey whilst I watch for a while?? Oh I might not watch for too long though! I might feel the urge to assist! I think miss honey summed it up quite eloquently with oh " She did rather! I have a comfortable chair - and Roger! | |||
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" Oh these slips of the tongue... Is exactly what got us into this mess in the first place I do apologise profusely Miss H " I should have you write lines for telling such fibs young man | |||
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"I can rock a ribbon round my boobies - but trying to get the bow to stick on my clitoris is proving difficult!! Maybe it just needs a little lick...? Are you volunteering your tongue? " Coincidentally, yes.. | |||
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