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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes please

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yes xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You all saying yes to me???

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all saying yes to me??? "

Not me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all saying yes to me??? "
Hell no lol

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"You all saying yes to me???

Not me xxx"

Not me either but i will have mrs please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You all saying yes to me???

Not me xxx"

Get your hand off me cock then

Not you PP by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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over a year ago

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Yes please

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By *igco51Man
over a year ago

lockerbie

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all saying yes to me???

Not me xxx

Get your hand off me cock then

Not you PP by the way"
I don't like the sound of that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes/yes/yes to the lady above

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *igco51Man
over a year ago

lockerbie

mmm yes plz x

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By *igco51Man
over a year ago

lockerbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes to CoA by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all saying yes to me???

Not me xxx

Get your hand off me cock then

Not you PP by the wayI don't like the sound of that lol "

It does sound feckin wrong

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Yes to CoA by the way "

yes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who would'nt want to fuck these yummy people

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By *ee_awMan
over a year ago

newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then, you've twisted my arm

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh go on then, you've twisted my arm "

yes xx

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh yes "

Deffo xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Deffo deffo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who would'nt want to yummy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Yeah why not haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes for sure yummy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

na pp aint my type ,i dont like handsome ,articulate ,funny guys with pert behinds ........

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yep xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"yep xx"

If i must.

And i must, really must. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"na pp aint my type ,i dont like handsome ,articulate ,funny guys with pert behinds ........ "
That makes 2 of us then lol

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

i wouldnt think youd be into guys pp as your straight lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I would

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

yeah go on then

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yes xx

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"You all saying yes to me???

Not me xxx

Get your hand off me cock then

Not you PP by the wayI don't like the sound of that lol

It does sound feckin wrong "

but you have to admit,, its sounds sooo right too..

lol HSM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes plz

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


" "

sigh ok... ill lock away my dark fantasys... sigh... as long as i can have your permision to use it as a tool for my DIY sessions..

x HSM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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sigh ok... ill lock away my dark fantasys... sigh... as long as i can have your permision to use it as a tool for my DIY sessions..

x HSM "
You can use the ironing 1

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yes xx

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"

sigh ok... ill lock away my dark fantasys... sigh... as long as i can have your permision to use it as a tool for my DIY sessions..

x HSM You can use the ironing 1 "

i've had that one laminated...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute but too young

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ermmmmmmmmmm yes nice bum bum

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over a year ago


"Ermmmmmmmmmm yes nice bum bum "

Very nice diamondgurly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ermmmmmmmmmm yes nice bum bum

Very nice diamondgurly"

Not for me thanks

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Ermmmmmmmmmm yes nice bum bum

Very nice diamondgurly

Not for me thanks "

Ooh - I'll have you instead then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ermmmmmmmmmm yes nice bum bum

Very nice diamondgurly

Not for me thanks

Ooh - I'll have you instead then! "
oh it is nice to know these threds keep on going, yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ermmmmmmmmmm yes nice bum bum

Very nice diamondgurly

Not for me thanks

Ooh - I'll have you instead then! "
Oh yes

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ermmmmmmmmmm yes nice bum bum

Very nice diamondgurly

Not for me thanks

Ooh - I'll have you instead then! Oh yes "

Oh I am confused

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

yup xxx

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"

Ooh - I'll have you instead then! oh it is nice to know these threds keep on going, yes please "

Ozzy - long time no see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Ooh - I'll have you instead then! oh it is nice to know these threds keep on going, yes please

Ozzy - long time no see!"

Lovely to see Ozzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been in hybernation, missed the fun so here I am again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why thank you, and right back at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

No thanks!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"No thanks!"

Mmmmmm yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DEFINITELY!!! xx

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"No thanks!

Mmmmmm yeah "

I'm feeling a road trip coming on!

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I might do..

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Oh yes

...unless it's PP again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

No, thanks.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

No and not Vic either

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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5 guys above me or am I under 5 guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Hmm.... I might do again... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes to _etillante..... Mmmmmm

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Yes to _etillante..... Mmmmmm"

nope - too young

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By *igco51Man
over a year ago

lockerbie

yes plz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hopefully both

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Doh .... no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'l take a risk and say "up the arse" to the next one down !

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By *edro71Man
over a year ago

newcastle under lyme

No

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes indeedy

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Yes fingers crossed its Pink

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

FFS there needs to be a queueing system on here goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FFS there needs to be a queueing system on here goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

No thanks. Take a break Danny boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS there needs to be a queueing system on here goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No thanks. Take a break Danny boy "

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"FFS there needs to be a queueing system on here goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No thanks. Take a break Danny boy

"

Fancy giving me a rub down???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FFS there needs to be a queueing system on here goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No thanks. Take a break Danny boy

Fancy giving me a rub down???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 24/05/11 12:29:10]"

Would definitely like to...

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over a year ago

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Negatory good buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it only geezers on here today ffs

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"Is it only geezers on here today ffs "

Apparently

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oooh, all the more for me then

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'm back now...

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

bloody queue jumper above me!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"bloody queue jumper above me!!! "

no, I'm a boner jumper on-er

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By *oxy-roxyTV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

you like this sexy arse.?

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"bloody queue jumper above me!!!

no, I'm a boner jumper on-er "

well there's plenty of talent to be jumping on in your home country now you're back up there... I just wished I'd had more time!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"bloody queue jumper above me!!!

no, I'm a boner jumper on-er

well there's plenty of talent to be jumping on in your home country now you're back up there... I just wished I'd had more time!"

I need a few days recovery time lol...

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Yes

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

To all 3 of ya

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over a year ago

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


""

Lur-vely couple

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Got your mouth full there??

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??"

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins"

Where's ya loins.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins

Where's ya loins."

Just there. Where's yours???

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins

Where's ya loins.

Just there. Where's yours???"

not sure whether to be alarmed or intrigued by the fact you're after Mr Now's loins...

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins

Where's ya loins.

Just there. Where's yours???

not sure whether to be alarmed or intrigued by the fact you're after Mr Now's loins... "

Not after them just curious as to there whereabouts anyway he asked me first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins

Where's ya loins.

Just there. Where's yours???

not sure whether to be alarmed or intrigued by the fact you're after Mr Now's loins...

Not after them just curious as to there whereabouts anyway he asked me first"

Where are your loins Pink?

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Mine are pink all over

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins

Where's ya loins.

Just there. Where's yours???

not sure whether to be alarmed or intrigued by the fact you're after Mr Now's loins...

Not after them just curious as to there whereabouts anyway he asked me first

Where are your loins Pink?"

I have pork loins in the freezer - any good?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins

Where's ya loins.

Just there. Where's yours???

not sure whether to be alarmed or intrigued by the fact you're after Mr Now's loins...

Not after them just curious as to there whereabouts anyway he asked me first

Where are your loins Pink?

I have pork loins in the freezer - any good? "

er...... I was going to say yes......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooow do we get food if we say yes?!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Yes.... I'd like a Happy Meal please, I believe they still have the Free Prostitute promotion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you like sause with that?......

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Yes please...

Just on my onions rings though.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"Yes please...

Just on my onions rings though. "

ummm deep fried onion rings ...... damn should have had some lunch .

and i would.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins

Where's ya loins.

Just there. Where's yours???

not sure whether to be alarmed or intrigued by the fact you're after Mr Now's loins...

Not after them just curious as to there whereabouts anyway he asked me first

Where are your loins Pink?

I have pork loins in the freezer - any good? "

No thanks. It would remind me of my ex too much

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins

Where's ya loins.

Just there. Where's yours???

not sure whether to be alarmed or intrigued by the fact you're after Mr Now's loins...

Not after them just curious as to there whereabouts anyway he asked me first

Where are your loins Pink?

I have pork loins in the freezer - any good?

No thanks. It would remind me of my ex too much "

is she still in the freezer? maybe you should talk to viccy boi about how to dispose of the rest of the body??

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins

Where's ya loins.

Just there. Where's yours???

not sure whether to be alarmed or intrigued by the fact you're after Mr Now's loins...

Not after them just curious as to there whereabouts anyway he asked me first

Where are your loins Pink?

I have pork loins in the freezer - any good?

No thanks. It would remind me of my ex too much

is she still in the freezer? maybe you should talk to viccy boi about how to dispose of the rest of the body?? "

Bin bags and old carpet, lots of gaffa tape. Bit of shake 'n' vac to keep the smell down as well.

Old suitcases are good too...

Just make sure it's a bridge over a river you throw it over and not a motorway

All a bit old school but it works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yessssss

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"yessssss"

Best change your sexuality on site then mate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins

Where's ya loins.

Just there. Where's yours???

not sure whether to be alarmed or intrigued by the fact you're after Mr Now's loins...

Not after them just curious as to there whereabouts anyway he asked me first

Where are your loins Pink?

I have pork loins in the freezer - any good?

No thanks. It would remind me of my ex too much

is she still in the freezer? maybe you should talk to viccy boi about how to dispose of the rest of the body??

Bin bags and old carpet, lots of gaffa tape. Bit of shake 'n' vac to keep the smell down as well.

Old suitcases are good too...

Just make sure it's a bridge over a river you throw it over and not a motorway

All a bit old school but it works. "

Any chance you could do it for me Vicki Boi? You seem to know what your doing.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"yessssss

Best change your sexuality on site then mate. "

sorry Viccy ,, hopefully that one was ment for me?

hsm

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

i've taken a vow of celibacy, im no longer available for shagging, im the new virgin mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've taken a vow of celibacy, im no longer available for shagging, im the new virgin mary "

and im only 16

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"i've taken a vow of celibacy, im no longer available for shagging, im the new virgin mary "

dails 999 and asks for an ambulance..

" chocking on my coffee.."" helpppppp

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"yessssss

Best change your sexuality on site then mate.

sorry Viccy ,, hopefully that one was ment for me?

hsm"

*pauses with axe*

Oh, right... I'll just let him go then...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"i've taken a vow of celibacy, im no longer available for shagging, im the new virgin mary

and im only 16 "

er....

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"i've taken a vow of celibacy, im no longer available for shagging, im the new virgin mary

dails 999 and asks for an ambulance..

" chocking on my coffee.."" helpppppp"

ambulance on way ....said it might take a while, so you may choke very slowly

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"i've taken a vow of celibacy, im no longer available for shagging, im the new virgin mary

and im only 16 "

now im choking ffs... sen dthat ambulance here 1st

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got your mouth full there??

Mmmmerely attempting to convey what I am feeling in my loins

Where's ya loins.

Just there. Where's yours???

not sure whether to be alarmed or intrigued by the fact you're after Mr Now's loins...

Not after them just curious as to there whereabouts anyway he asked me first

Where are your loins Pink?

I have pork loins in the freezer - any good?

No thanks. It would remind me of my ex too much

is she still in the freezer? maybe you should talk to viccy boi about how to dispose of the rest of the body??

Bin bags and old carpet, lots of gaffa tape. Bit of shake 'n' vac to keep the smell down as well.

Old suitcases are good too...

Just make sure it's a bridge over a river you throw it over and not a motorway

All a bit old school but it works.

Any chance you could do it for me Vicki Boi? You seem to know what your doing."

No problem, but don't get her out the freezer until I arrive, they chop up easier that way...

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"i've taken a vow of celibacy, im no longer available for shagging, im the new virgin mary

dails 999 and asks for an ambulance..

" chocking on my coffee.."" helpppppp

ambulance on way ....said it might take a while, so you may choke very slowly "

ahhhhhh choooke... gaaaaaaggggg... splutter... the world is going dark.... i need CPR .... splutter.....

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"i've taken a vow of celibacy, im no longer available for shagging, im the new virgin mary

dails 999 and asks for an ambulance..

" chocking on my coffee.."" helpppppp

ambulance on way ....said it might take a while, so you may choke very slowly

ahhhhhh choooke... gaaaaaaggggg... splutter... the world is going dark.... i need CPR .... splutter....."

we have a flat line -_______-________- its ok there is still life there

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"i've taken a vow of celibacy, im no longer available for shagging, im the new virgin mary

dails 999 and asks for an ambulance..

" chocking on my coffee.."" helpppppp

ambulance on way ....said it might take a while, so you may choke very slowly

ahhhhhh choooke... gaaaaaaggggg... splutter... the world is going dark.... i need CPR .... splutter....."

I'll give u mouth to mouth if you like

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"i've taken a vow of celibacy, im no longer available for shagging, im the new virgin mary

dails 999 and asks for an ambulance..

" chocking on my coffee.."" helpppppp

ambulance on way ....said it might take a while, so you may choke very slowly

ahhhhhh choooke... gaaaaaaggggg... splutter... the world is going dark.... i need CPR .... splutter.....

I'll give u mouth to mouth if you like"

heart skips,, starts to beat... juices flow...*

i am live.... a live...... ha ha ha ha ha a

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"i've taken a vow of celibacy, im no longer available for shagging, im the new virgin mary

dails 999 and asks for an ambulance..

" chocking on my coffee.."" helpppppp

ambulance on way ....said it might take a while, so you may choke very slowly

ahhhhhh choooke... gaaaaaaggggg... splutter... the world is going dark.... i need CPR .... splutter.....

I'll give u mouth to mouth if you like

heart skips,, starts to beat... juices flow...*

i am live.... a live...... ha ha ha ha ha a "

Or would you prefer a jump start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

No - far too young

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Would you prefer something a little more mature perhaps??

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"Would you prefer something a little more mature perhaps??"

like us...

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Now that is my kind of sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very nice.

Yes!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"Now that is my kind of sandwich"

umm as long as i can be the filling..

x HSM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

sorry i've taken a vow of celibacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most definately! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very much soo. Yummy couple. Xx

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yep

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sod off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok"

Sod off that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Sod off that is "
HAR HAR

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes please

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

be rude not to hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's it folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats what you think

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