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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The mince pies you bought early have to be eaten as they go out of date before the 25th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The litre bottles of Baileys get cheaper

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

The bank balance gets a lot smaller!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The insults about "single men" increase....

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

My sugar intake shoots up and the hyperactivity goes off the scale

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Family's start arguing about who's going where

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"The insults about "single men" increase...."

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

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The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The insults about "single men" increase...."

As it nears Christmas, some people lose their sense of humour

. And for the life of me i cannot see any insult

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

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The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents "

Of course there are some people who lose their soh and others never had any.

Stressful time Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sugar intake shoots up and the hyperactivity goes off the scale "

Pros and cons to that then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

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The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents

Of course there are some people who lose their soh and others never had any.

Stressful time Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It gets increasingly difficult to get a space in the car park nearest the gym..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

Your turn

The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents

Of course there are some people who lose their soh and others never had any.

Stressful time Christmas

Shouldn't that be after Christmas?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

As it nears christmas people moan about working it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The toy drawer gets a clear out just incase santa wants to buy a better model

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

You realise you are just as disorganised as every other year

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

It's all anyone can talk about

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

...mince pies start appearing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You realise you are just as disorganised as every other year"

I'm glad it's not only me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...mince pies start appearing."

Or disappearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's all anyone can talk about

Just think of poor Santa and his bulging sacks

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

...every item of clothing suddenly has glitter on it.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"You realise you are just as disorganised as every other year

I'm glad it's not only me

Plenty of time for all that on the 24th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys start dressing there Cocks

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

....railway workers start looking for a reason to strike.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's all anyone can talk about

Just think of poor Santa and his bulging sacks

Or the postman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys start dressing there Cocks

Fairy lights?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

..the postman gets fed up with bloody Christmas cards

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Lights go off so the Carol singers think there is nobody in

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Guys start dressing there Cocks

I vote we get Santas little helper to the top of men's hot pics

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

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The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents "

I don't get arsy I just get sad

. I don't really it's a pain buying for men!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

The popularity of fat, bearded bastards, who come once a year, become more popular!

PS I love the brief scene in Les Mis, where santa is getting shagged in his sleigh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys start dressing there Cocks

I vote we get Santas little helper to the top of men's hot pics

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I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys start dressing there Cocks

Fairy lights?

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now that's taking it a bit far . No fairy here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

Your turn

The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents

I don't get arsy I just get sad

. I don't really it's a pain buying for men!"
Just get some aftershave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

Your turn

The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents

I don't get arsy I just get sad

. I don't really it's a pain buying for men!"

Oddly enough I stated recently that I've missed buying for a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

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Ha ha us single guys are invisible on this site all year any way

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

Your turn

The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents

I don't get arsy I just get sad

. I don't really it's a pain buying for men!

Oddly enough I stated recently that I've missed buying for a man

God no I don't miss it one bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys start dressing there Cocks

I vote we get Santas little helper to the top of men's hot pics

I agree

I've done my bit.

It's the first time I've considered a cock cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

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Ha ha us single guys are invisible on this site all year any way

You have a better chance than the "single" men, nudge nudge,

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

Your turn

The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents

I don't get arsy I just get sad

. I don't really it's a pain buying for men! Just get some aftershave

Is that for Mistletosh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys start dressing there Cocks

I vote we get Santas little helper to the top of men's hot pics

I agree

I've done my bit.

It's the first time I've considered a cock cute

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Haha you should see it without its hat and jumper x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussel sprouts become eat able

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.

Your turn

The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents

I don't get arsy I just get sad

. I don't really it's a pain buying for men! Just get some aftershave

Is that for Mistletosh?

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Yes. Creed please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys start dressing there Cocks

I vote we get Santas little helper to the top of men's hot pics

I agree

I've done my bit.

It's the first time I've considered a cock cute

Haha you should see it without its hat and jumper x"

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys start dressing there Cocks

I vote we get Santas little helper to the top of men's hot pics

I agree

I've done my bit.

It's the first time I've considered a cock cute

Haha you should see it without its hat and jumper x

Prove it

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Can't I'm too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The couples who hate each other pretend that they don't and go through the farce of dragging themselves round relatives for the annual dinner and present grab.

Ppl with kids end up manipulated by the ex over who gets access/time.

Ppl who dump their in childcare all year, cannot cope with them after 2 days off school.

People shop like there's a war on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As it nears Christmas more people are employed. A great time for the govt to lower unemployment stats.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"As it nears Christmas more people are employed. A great time for the govt to lower unemployment stats."

On zero-hour contracts - yay!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

As it gets nearer Christmas I need to get my arse in gear and finish getting the remaining presents bought and wrapped this week. And then plan what boxsets to download onto my tablet to watch at work from 24th through to 30th

Oh and organise a fab party too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The supermarkets become war zones.

The relatives you've not spoken to for 364 days, suddenly want to be your best mate.

The people that ignore you for the year, start to sniff around to see if you've caved in and purchased presents.

The roads are so packed, it's like the zombie apocalypse.

The streets are filled with puking santas and ms santas, either that or they're fucking up against the nightclub alley walls.

The parents of kids break out in cold sweats at the thought of the credit card hit they're gonna take to buy the latest 'must have' tat.

I'm not cynical at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must find my mojo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The supermarkets become war zones.

The relatives you've not spoken to for 364 days, suddenly want to be your best mate.

The people that ignore you for the year, start to sniff around to see if you've caved in and purchased presents.

The roads are so packed, it's like the zombie apocalypse.

The streets are filled with puking santas and ms santas, either that or they're fucking up against the nightclub alley walls.

The parents of kids break out in cold sweats at the thought of the credit card hit they're gonna take to buy the latest 'must have' tat.

I'm not cynical at all

This really made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The supermarkets become war zones.

The relatives you've not spoken to for 364 days, suddenly want to be your best mate.

The people that ignore you for the year, start to sniff around to see if you've caved in and purchased presents.

The roads are so packed, it's like the zombie apocalypse.

The streets are filled with puking santas and ms santas, either that or they're fucking up against the nightclub alley walls.

The parents of kids break out in cold sweats at the thought of the credit card hit they're gonna take to buy the latest 'must have' tat.

I'm not cynical at all

This really made me smile. "

That's Christmas in stoke summed up perfectly

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"The supermarkets become war zones.

The relatives you've not spoken to for 364 days, suddenly want to be your best mate.

The people that ignore you for the year, start to sniff around to see if you've caved in and purchased presents.

The roads are so packed, it's like the zombie apocalypse.

The streets are filled with puking santas and ms santas, either that or they're fucking up against the nightclub alley walls.

The parents of kids break out in cold sweats at the thought of the credit card hit they're gonna take to buy the latest 'must have' tat.

I'm not cynical at all

Is this the lyric of Cliff's new single?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The supermarkets become war zones.

The relatives you've not spoken to for 364 days, suddenly want to be your best mate.

The people that ignore you for the year, start to sniff around to see if you've caved in and purchased presents.

The roads are so packed, it's like the zombie apocalypse.

The streets are filled with puking santas and ms santas, either that or they're fucking up against the nightclub alley walls.

The parents of kids break out in cold sweats at the thought of the credit card hit they're gonna take to buy the latest 'must have' tat.

I'm not cynical at all

Is this the lyric of Cliff's new single?

Ooo, now I'm thinking up lyrics for verse 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The supermarkets become war zones.

The relatives you've not spoken to for 364 days, suddenly want to be your best mate.

The people that ignore you for the year, start to sniff around to see if you've caved in and purchased presents.

The roads are so packed, it's like the zombie apocalypse.

The streets are filled with puking santas and ms santas, either that or they're fucking up against the nightclub alley walls.

The parents of kids break out in cold sweats at the thought of the credit card hit they're gonna take to buy the latest 'must have' tat.

I'm not cynical at all

Is this the lyric of Cliff's new single?

I'd buy that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bin men say 'good morning'

The food bill that is usually £60 for the week, rockets to £300 for 2 days.

The neighbours put up such hideous lights, that it reminds you of the red light zone in Amsterdam.

The flights to escape the annual misery jump 200%.

The parties really suck.

The poor suffer more.

The lonely suffer more.

But I'm not cynical at all

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

As it gets closer to Christmas, the more I get sick of it

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Creme eggs start to appear in the supermarkets

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By *un4allxMan
over a year ago

Arkley

Terry's Chocolate Orange, become one of my five a day.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Creme eggs start to appear in the supermarkets

God yeah I saw some in the Cadbury shop the other day I thought what the stuff!

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