FabSwingers.com forum: zombie weapon

By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

If the zombie apocalypse was upon us and you had to defend yourself with a weapon from the room you are currently in, what would you pick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ray gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would use a spoon ...a big spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cudgel and one of my blades. Probs the VG10 kitchen knife. l sharpened that to hair shaving sharp. So if that zombie has a beard, he's fucking in for it.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Dildo fuck the bastard to death haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feelin lazy prob just through a few cushions

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

1 throw records at them

2 get a quikit bat from the shed and hit them

3 kill fill

4 save mum

5 rescue liz

6 go to the wind Chester and wate for it all to blow over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha! get in...knew there was an advantage to practically living in my shed!

i've got all kinds of shit in here..bill hooks, the one on a long shaft is looking good, i have a chainsaw here too..brilliant short term (don't like the chainsaw long term..gotta find/carry fuel and parts etc for servicing..all that blood and bone etc is horrible in the the air filter and blood isn't kind to metal particularly and you'll start corroding parts unless you strip and oil the saw after every mutilation session) there are various hammers, from pin hammers up to a 12lb sledgehammer, three axes and a pry bar, several spare assorted axe/pick shafts that it would only take a moment to whack some screws through (nails tend to work back through eventually when your rattling them off bony parts like skulls and screws leave a much 'dirtier' wound)

there are two big ass lawnmowers here too if i fancied doing a 'braindead' on 'em.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

My trusty baseball bat, followed up by the gardening shears.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

My psycho killer cat ..... kills just about anything by ripping its throat out and biting its head clean off. Okay, a zombie would be larger than his normal prey but once he has something in his grasp he turns into a demon cat possessed and won't let go so he'd still be a useful weapon I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually have a 'waster' hand-and-a-half sword in my living room which would essentially function as a faster, lighter, more durable baseball bat, so with a bit of practice I think it'd help keep me safe from a fair bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saturday Night Television is our choice of weapon.

Bit unfair on Zombies

J and A ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually have a 'waster' hand-and-a-half sword in my living room which would essentially function as a faster, lighter, more durable baseball bat, so with a bit of practice I think it'd help keep me safe from a fair bit."

...ok scratch that, a little messing around and it feels NOTHING like a Baseball Bat, rather far more elegant and precise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ha! get in...knew there was an advantage to practically living in my shed!

there are two big ass lawnmowers here too if i fancied doing a 'braindead' on 'em.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

My cats are my weapons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My evil cat. ...he scares me and will take on any zombie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

frying pan every time xxxx

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

It's increasingly looking like cats vs zombies then ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...a few would use their pussy on the zombies?

I'll go for joining the zombies then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A selection of dog toys, remote controls, or an advent calendar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

photo of my mother-in-law ... might not kill the zombie but it will run away

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

I'd poke its eyes out with my steel finger claws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in my bedroom-baby oil it is then. Those fuckers will be slipping around all over each other as I run away laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or, I could make a catapult out of my thong. Just need ammo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in my bedroom-baby oil it is then. Those fuckers will be slipping around all over each other as I run away laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the zombie apocalypse was upon us and you had to defend yourself with a weapon from the room you are currently in, what would you pick?

I'd wear biker leather and gloves ''never bite though them'' and I'd use a broadsword

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ignorance!

I'd ignore the pandemonium all around, hole myself up in my penthouse whilst making plans to raid Aldi at first light for those essential provisions.

Yeah ignorance wins the day.

Failing that, a great big knife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bone knife?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

well I'm in the wrong damn room.. I've got a decent size axe in the other room.. all I've got is a dumb bell bar in here.. which means I'm fucked as I'd have to get way to near the zombie ..well within biting range..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Log fire burner poker

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

A Winchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My trusty 6 iron, I'm deadly accurate with it on the golf course so reckon it'd mash up some movie bonces. If that fails me, we've got a couple of 12 gauges and a few thousand rounds naughty towers. That ought to dissuade a few to allow our escape.

In dire emergencies, I'm gonna run like fuck in the opposite direction.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd go for a tank

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Have had a good look around my lounge and thing I will just have to close the curtains and hope they ignore me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now it'd have to be a pillow. Zombies are scared of those right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looking around.... plenty of bottles, and some useful looking candlesticks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Just looking around.... plenty of bottles, and some useful looking candlesticks. "

And a fire poker!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Blind them with hairspray then beat them to death with the doxy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd be stuffed; I'm surrounded by old encyclopaedias, picture frames and hats. And some odd ephemera.

Nothing useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go for a tank

Strange house you have with a tank in it......oh wait -did you mean the septic tank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go for a tank

Strange house you have with a tank in it......oh wait -did you mean the septic tank?

Fish tank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make a few cocktails - if that didn't work then Molotovs it is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ha! get in...knew there was an advantage to practically living in my shed!

there are two big ass lawnmowers here too if i fancied doing a 'braindead' on 'em.

gotta think ahead.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

From the office kitchen it will either be the bread knife or the metal pole from the mop, ideal length for piking a zee or for giving mercy

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By *iercedItMan
over a year ago

North West

I have a 20kg oly barbell next to me, I better get really strong forearms if I'm going to use this like a staff.

Aside from that a 10-11" kukri style machete, and a wire saw not sure I like my odds :p

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Puppies and Kittens"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the room.

I choose me. The ultimate weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Kukri it's just under my bed.And to keep the humans away from my stuff.My last night's Sock's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ha! get in...knew there was an advantage to practically living in my shed!

there are two big ass lawnmowers here too if i fancied doing a 'braindead' on 'em.

gotta think ahead."

Most definitly .....Stepping away from the shed

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan
over a year ago

Fylde

Christmas lights. They'd never get untangled.

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By *eoffinthecityMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Why did I have to read this in the bathroom... I think it's fair to say I'm fucked. I've a choice of a loo brush, towels or possibly putting shampoo in their eyes.

Which really stings... Probably the best I've got to hope for. Leave me! Save yourselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cast iron mini pot belly stove. Have some of that! (Well, the first zombie would be bang in trouble. If he had mates along I'd be hard pressed to keep that going for more than a couple of swings)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit! Shit! Shit! Looks like my next meal is gonna be some flesh! I'm sat in front of a bunch of lillies a fake santa suit and a load of Xmas decorations. If you see a zombie santa coming after you, you know it's me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the bath, so a loofer it is, if anything theyll be the cleanest zoombies around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of buttercup syrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aluminum baseball bat

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Computer case. My main rig is quiet big and heavy. Would take a few of them out if thrown!

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

"If the zombie apocalypse was upon us and you had to defend yourself with a weapon from the room you are currently in, what would you pick?

Antiperspirant. Sprayed in the eyes!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just flash my ......

( . )( . ) and they would run for the hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 samurai swords xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bayonet only problem is id have to get close.. maybe tie it the the end of a long stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id calm them down,,talk to them,,maybe do their makeup

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

well I'm in southern france where pretty much everyone has chainsaws, big knives, shotguns, stun guns and pepper spray are legal here..

I spoke about this with my friends son in the summer, with archery, shooting and fishing gear we're pretty "tooled up"

lol..

"Bring it on - lock and load!"

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