FabSwingers.com forum: rewrite xmas carols for Fab

By *ny1local OP Man
over a year ago

READING

I offer... #It's the season to be jolly, bend me over, call me dolly,la la la lala la la dah da dah#

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Silent night, holey night

Gag is in, strapped real tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems wrong to me so no.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

*sings* "we wish you a merry kiss ass"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

While singles wanked their cocks at night

All seated on the ground

The angel _rightonsteve came down

And spread his cum around

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By *ny1local OP Man
over a year ago

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"Silent night, holey night

Gag is in, strapped real tight"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"While singles wanked their cocks at night

All seated on the ground

The angel _rightonsteve came down

And spread his cum around

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God help you single gentleman

Let nothing cause dismay

Remember this is just good fun

A game we all just play

And save us all from cock pictures

To get your wicked way

Good tidings of booby hugs and snogs

Booby hugs and snogs

Good tidings of booby hugs and snogs

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

We three kings of Orient are

Looking for some dogging in our old car

Car parks and lay by

Come along and don't be shy

Very well endowed we all are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a carol but my fav xmas song...reworked

Last Christmas I gave you my arse

The very next day I gave you a BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little donkey, little donkey

Is he dead or alive?

Got run over

by a Rover

On the M25!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jingle balls

Shaggng all the way

Oh what fun it is to cum

In a FFM three-way oh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems wrong to me so no."
. I agree with you on this one ..

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Last Christmas I gave you my cock

And the very next day you wanked it again

This year to save me from tears

You gave it to all the fabsters

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Silent Night,

Layby's not bright,

Doors ajar,

Flashing Lights,

Lady sitting in passenger seat

Two blokes wanking, one sucking her teat.

Dogging now at the local layby.

Dogging's cold in winter, not July!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

He gave you a loose arse

and his names diamondjoe

to the tune of we wish you a merry christmas

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh single male of Fab forums

How much we see thee wail

About no replies to all your mails

The silent ladies just walk on by

Yet in thy dark hopes shineth

The chance of that yellow highlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a strap on would you like it

Up in your bum

Its all wet with lube i'll push it

Right up your bum

to the tune of the little drummer boy

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I have a strap on would you like it

Up in your bum

Its all wet with lube i'll push it

Right up your bum

to the tune of the little drummer boy

No your bloody not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resisting the urge to pen 'Oh cum all ye unfaithful'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good king wenselass last went down,on his wife with stephen, where his jizz lay spread around, thick and white and even

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Resisting the urge to pen 'Oh cum all ye unfaithful'

Oh, please do! I'm intrigued to read what you come up with.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Resisting the urge to pen 'Oh cum all ye unfaithful'

Oooo please do

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Resisting the urge to pen 'Oh cum all ye unfaithful'

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Dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a bum, your a monk, your cock smells like a skunk.

your an old slut on spunk.

lying there on a prick on a bed.

your a scumbag your a maggot. you got herpes you'll scratch it.

Happy christmas you arse, the size of your cock is a farse.

fairy tale of newpork

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

good king went and slapped her bum,

12 made the orgy even.

throw in the odd trannie, her name is claire not stephen.

make it sweaty, dirty too and that is how to party.

god now i am showing my age when i say russel har hartyyyyyyyyyyy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O Arse So Tight

Your cheeks so brightly shining,

Tonight's the night

you take all of this girth.

Long has this cock

Been yearning and pining

To slide inside

That bubble butt so sublime.

Thrust in and out

Feeling your arsehole tighten

Slowly at first

Then deeper inside your loins

Fall to your knees

Oh take it deep inside you

Oh tight arsehole divine

Oh shite I think I'm cumming

Oh tight arsehole sublime

Oh shite I've left the condom inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the first day of xmas my true love sent to me a vibrator and a battery

On the second day of xmas my true love sent to me two flaming queens

And a vibrator and a battery

On the third day of xmas my true love sent to me three french johnnies..two flaming queens and a vibrator and a battery

On the fourth day of xmas my true love sent to me 4 call girls..3 french johnnies ..2 flaming queens and a vibrator and a battery

On the fifth day of xmas my true sent to me 5 cock rings ...4 call girls ... 3 french johnnies ..2 flaming queens ...and a vibrator and a battery ...

You get the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away with a stranger

On a nice hotel bed

Take a break from the kissing

To give him some head

His fingers go wandering

You spread your legs wide

And you gasp with elation

To feel him inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent night fucking all night.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Away with a stranger

On a nice hotel bed

Take a break from the kissing

To give him some head

His fingers go wandering

You spread your legs wide

And you gasp with elation

To feel him inside"

Ladies and gentlemen....we have a winner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good king wenselass last went down,on his wife with stephen, where his jizz lay spread around, thick and white and even

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Seems wrong to me so no.. I agree with you on this one .."

Yeah, me too, don't find them funny

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

To be sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland...

Sat on the lav, bell end glistening

You take a pic, of dick a-stiffening

Not a beautiful sight

As you're havin' a shite

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

Profile's shit, you message some birds

Attach a pic, with just a few words

"Hi and here is my schlong."

Now just what could go wrong?

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

You're just a weirdo looking for a blow man

One more guy who wants to fuck around

You'll say you're not married

When you are man

You log on when your wife is out of town

Later on, it transpires

That it's men, you desire

But don't be afraid

You'll now easily get laid

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

In a meadow you'll put on a show man

With someone who's arse you're gonna pound

Bum fun with a bloke that you don't know man

You'll even give a cheeky reach around

When he blows, ain't it thrilling

And then you know, you'll need drilling

With your bollocks he'll play, in a Fab-straight kinda way

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland...

Sat on the lav, bell end glistening

You take a pic, of dick a-stiffening

Not a beautiful sight

As you're havin' a shite

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

Profile's shit, you message some birds

Attach a pic, with just a few words

"Hi and here is my schlong."

Now just what could go wrong?

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

You're just a weirdo looking for a blow man

One more guy who wants to fuck around

You'll say you're not married

When you are man

You log on when your wife is out of town

Later on, it transpires

That it's men, you desire

But don't be afraid

You'll now easily get laid

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

In a meadow you'll put on a show man

With someone who's arse you're gonna pound

Bum fun with a bloke that you don't know man

You'll even give a cheeky reach around

When he blows, ain't it thrilling

And then you know, you'll need drilling

With your bollocks he'll play, in a Fab-straight kinda way

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick my balls please Jane and holly

Tra la la la laa la la la la

Suck my dick just like a lolly

Tra la la la laa la la la la

In my dungeon, we will have fun, tying you up with each others bras.

Tis a threesome and its jolly

FA la la la laa la la la laaaaa

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By *ny1local OP Man
over a year ago

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"To be sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland...

Sat on the lav, bell end glistening

You take a pic, of dick a-stiffening

Not a beautiful sight

As you're havin' a shite

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

Profile's shit, you message some birds

Attach a pic, with just a few words

"Hi and here is my schlong."

Now just what could go wrong?

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

You're just a weirdo looking for a blow man

One more guy who wants to fuck around

You'll say you're not married

When you are man

You log on when your wife is out of town

Later on, it transpires

That it's men, you desire

But don't be afraid

You'll now easily get laid

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

In a meadow you'll put on a show man

With someone who's arse you're gonna pound

Bum fun with a bloke that you don't know man

You'll even give a cheeky reach around

When he blows, ain't it thrilling

And then you know, you'll need drilling

With your bollocks he'll play, in a Fab-straight kinda way

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland!!

"
pure genius, going to have to learn those lyrics

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