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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok is there something wrong with me I cart seen to get a meet help nd advice anyone plz

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yes, there is.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A profile might be a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs. You have only been here a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only help yourself. Search the many threads on profile advice and work it out from there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is there to sell yourself. It currently says nothing about you. The ladies here demand a little more effort than that, quite rightly

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

OK I'll be the first to say it:

This is NOT an instant shag site. Just because you want it doesn't mean you can snap your fingers and everyone will jump.

SO--

Be active in the forums, chat in the chatrooms. Get your name out in a friendly manner and with luck you'll make a few friends. From there....it's only uphill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol there coming thick and fast today.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Ok is there something wrong with me I cart seen to get a meet help nd advice anyone plz"

A 4 word profile that says SFA....yeah no wonder your not being in undated with pussy, did you really think just signing in was going to be guaranteed success? Guess you thought wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

"

Why is it always the "they are fakes" excuse when women don't want to meet or chat???? Put blame where it's sometimes due. Shitty profile, boring messages that say only "hi" and more are FAR more prevalent than fakes.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

Why is it always the "they are fakes" excuse when women don't want to meet or chat???? Put blame where it's sometimes due. Shitty profile, boring messages that say only "hi" and more are FAR more prevalent than fakes."

S

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok is there something wrong with me I cart seen to get a meet help nd advice anyone plz"

Lazy profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

Why is it always the "they are fakes" excuse when women don't want to meet or chat???? Put blame where it's sometimes due. Shitty profile, boring messages that say only "hi" and more are FAR more prevalent than fakes."

Because it's easier to whine about fakes than look at their own failings.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

"

Yeah that's right, it's the womens fault, they are all fake because the men think just joining the site they will be knee deep in pussy.

Men thinking they don't need to make an effort with their profile text and pics.

I'm sick to the back teeth of men messaging me with 'love your profile and pics' and they have fuck all or just a cock pic and they expect me to meet them based on that alone? Grow and grow a pair and make the bloody effort......Or just go to your local red light district and pay for it.

Mutual respect and treating me like a person works for me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Damn vowel thieves!

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

Yeah that's right, it's the womens fault, they are all fake because the men think just joining the site they will be knee deep in pussy.

Men thinking they don't need to make an effort with their profile text and pics.

I'm sick to the back teeth of men messaging me with 'love your profile and pics' and they have fuck all or just a cock pic and they expect me to meet them based on that alone? Grow and grow a pair and make the bloody effort......Or just go to your local red light district and pay for it.

Mutual respect and treating me like a person works for me "

yessssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

Yeah that's right, it's the womens fault, they are all fake because the men think just joining the site they will be knee deep in pussy.

Men thinking they don't need to make an effort with their profile text and pics.

I'm sick to the back teeth of men messaging me with 'love your profile and pics' and they have fuck all or just a cock pic and they expect me to meet them based on that alone? Grow and grow a pair and make the bloody effort......Or just go to your local red light district and pay for it.

Mutual respect and treating me like a person works for me "

OP this is brutal but honest i guess.

Think of your profile as a shop window you need to catch their eye, intrigue them and lure them in and want to find out more.

Make a effort and you're get the happy shoppers pay a visit to your store.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

Yeah that's right, it's the womens fault, they are all fake because the men think just joining the site they will be knee deep in pussy.

Men thinking they don't need to make an effort with their profile text and pics.

I'm sick to the back teeth of men messaging me with 'love your profile and pics' and they have fuck all or just a cock pic and they expect me to meet them based on that alone? Grow and grow a pair and make the bloody effort......Or just go to your local red light district and pay for it.

Mutual respect and treating me like a person works for me

yessssss"

Hmmmm......a consonant collector

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

Yeah that's right, it's the womens fault, they are all fake because the men think just joining the site they will be knee deep in pussy.

Men thinking they don't need to make an effort with their profile text and pics.

I'm sick to the back teeth of men messaging me with 'love your profile and pics' and they have fuck all or just a cock pic and they expect me to meet them based on that alone? Grow up and grow a pair and make the bloody effort......Or just go to your local red light district and pay for it.

Mutual respect and treating me like a person works for me

OP this is brutal but honest I guess.

Think of your profile as a shop window you need to catch their eye, intrigue them and lure them in and want to find out more.

Make a effort and you're get the happy shoppers pay a visit to your store. "

It may be brutal and honest, but when quoting me, please feel free to correct any of my typos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok is there something wrong with me I cart seen to get a meet help nd advice anyone plz"

I am scweaming and scweaming. Yet another fooking "I don't bite" line. Vomit. Electrocution. Agggggghhhhh.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

Yeah that's right, it's the womens fault, they are all fake because the men think just joining the site they will be knee deep in pussy.

Men thinking they don't need to make an effort with their profile text and pics.

I'm sick to the back teeth of men messaging me with 'love your profile and pics' and they have fuck all or just a cock pic and they expect me to meet them based on that alone? Grow and grow a pair and make the bloody effort......Or just go to your local red light district and pay for it.

Mutual respect and treating me like a person works for me

yessssss

Hmmmm......a consonant collector "

indeeeeeed. and vowels too. I adore them all. Does that make me bi?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Guess what? Fab doesn't charge by the letter, so spelling words in full also help. What is nd or wk, you didn't grow up in the text era so to our generation it looks extremely lazy

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Ok is there something wrong with me I cart seen to get a meet help nd advice anyone plz"

Mabey try Mor info in your profile.

Pik seems ok to me.

Also have pashounce you've Onley been on for a week I've been on for 3 months with no meets yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you could try dropping the term "guys and gals"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is the wolf pack today?

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By *edonistic ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Stratford

There are 1001 threads giving profile advice - try searching them and taking their advice. Does your profile show the 'best' you? Whilst I applaud you for a public face photo, I can't help but think that the text is sparse at best and drivel at worst. I fully appreciate that we're not who you're looking for but I wouldn't open your message on my single female profile after viewing your profile. This is your opportunity to tell us what you can share with us - you're not using it to best advantage. Good luck.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You just need to do what I did. Get yourself a tranny van chuck an old metres in the back oil stained works best I find and you'll soon be up to your ears in clunge. It's been working for me for years now they just can't get enough

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"How is the wolf pack today? "

Quite harsh I suppose (speaking for myself) Why do grown men need so much advise?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"How is the wolf pack today? "

Howling at the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least he hasn't got a thousand cock pics. xxx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"How is the wolf pack today? "

The thing is, if people ask for advice, then thats what they are gonna get. It might come across as a tad harsh and strong opinions maybe reveal themselves but an objective look at his profile by the OP will hopefully make him realise and appreciate that people are actually helping not hounding.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"How is the wolf pack today? "

Sharpening their claws on the innocent newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How is the wolf pack today?

The thing is, if people ask for advice, then thats what they are gonna get. It might come across as a tad harsh and strong opinions maybe reveal themselves but an objective look at his profile by the OP will hopefully make him realise and appreciate that people are actually helping not hounding."

Will it though? Inevitably the comments start to get too personal, the OP becomes offended (probably quite rightly, they asked for advice not character assassination) and it all ends in tears before bedtime...

Advice?

It's been a week; patience.

Profile?

Try to make an effort to write about yourself and what you like. Try using plain English.

Pics?

Standard rule; 1 cock, 1 face, 1 torso, 1 bum, 1 suit (Ssmart clothes) 1 full body... no toilets, socks, previous partners, toiletries used as measuring devices, no remote controls (sky isn't a symbol of wealth or endowment)....

NEXT!!!!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

With the greatest of respect, how can you moan about not having met yet when you are limiting when you can meet by saying you work a lot in the week and can meet weekends?

Patience. Posts like this won't do you ant favours as it shows a lack of patience, which doesn't show you in a good light.

Take advice on board and search the other threads.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"How is the wolf pack today?

The thing is, if people ask for advice, then thats what they are gonna get. It might come across as a tad harsh and strong opinions maybe reveal themselves but an objective look at his profile by the OP will hopefully make him realise and appreciate that people are actually helping not hounding.

Will it though? Inevitably the comments start to get too personal, the OP becomes offended (probably quite rightly, they asked for advice not character assassination) and it all ends in tears before bedtime...

Advice?

It's been a week; patience.

Profile?

Try to make an effort to write about yourself and what you like. Try using plain English.

Pics?

Standard rule; 1 cock, 1 face, 1 torso, 1 bum, 1 suit (Ssmart clothes) 1 full body... no toilets, socks, previous partners, toiletries used as measuring devices, no remote controls (sky isn't a symbol of wealth or endowment)....

NEXT!!!!!"

It's obvious to thee and me but some people can't see the wood for the trees. You can appreciate regulars can get short tempered when there are so many of these threads and so much advice given to little or no effect.

"So much was given to so many for so few (thanks)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am no longer giving out "advice" I am now bored of it... I have left the wolf pack....

I tried, I failed. For shame. Do not think ill of me, for I was not born to watch the world grow dim, life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men (sorry about that ladies...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On first look ..you have only been here a week ... but then again ive noticed the gym body guys get meets within 4 days of being on

So maybe not a problem

I shall shut up now ..and get my coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you every one bit harsh but thank you all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok is there something wrong with me I cart seen to get a meet help nd advice anyone plz"

We have to agree with others.

Yes, there is something wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yet another guy who 'doesn't bite'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And yet another guy who 'doesn't bite'

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Vomit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

Yeah that's right, it's the womens fault, they are all fake because the men think just joining the site they will be knee deep in pussy.

Men thinking they don't need to make an effort with their profile text and pics.

I'm sick to the back teeth of men messaging me with 'love your profile and pics' and they have fuck all or just a cock pic and they expect me to meet them based on that alone? Grow and grow a pair and make the bloody effort......Or just go to your local red light district and pay for it.

Mutual respect and treating me like a person works for me "

How the hell did you get all that from what l said? There ARE sooo many fakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

Why is it always the "they are fakes" excuse when women don't want to meet or chat???? Put blame where it's sometimes due. Shitty profile, boring messages that say only "hi" and more are FAR more prevalent than fakes."

Are you saying this place isn't inundated with fakes? How long have you been here? You'll soon learn.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Honest opinion...

-Long and boring title. Poor English.

-Crappy photo. Consider clothing, background, facial expressions...

-Your prefered age range is too narrow, considering your age.

-Your blurb is boring, your English is terrible and you use too many clichés.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree the number of fakes is huge. Not among male profiles, but I'd estimate at least 40% of the female profiles local to me are fake. You can just tell by reading them that they are not women.

But I'm not always convinced by the numbers argument as a reason for lack of success either. There are huge numbers of men on here, but of those men there are huge numbers of them who make no effort whatsoever, have shit profiles and shit photos and can be dismissed immediately. If you put enough in so that you're playing in the pool of men that people actually want to meet, that's a much smaller pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry, there are 10 women for every man and so so many fakes. Let is slide off your back

Why is it always the "they are fakes" excuse when women don't want to meet or chat???? Put blame where it's sometimes due. Shitty profile, boring messages that say only "hi" and more are FAR more prevalent than fakes.

Are you saying this place isn't inundated with fakes? How long have you been here? You'll soon learn."

This site is inundated with two things; fakes, and guys who think this is GuaranteeAFuck.com.

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