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By *atcherwanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did that make you feel better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad I haven't bought one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...I still have the receipt

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By *atcherwanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Did that make you feel better?"

Little bit, yeah. Ta for asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did that make you feel better?

Little bit, yeah. Ta for asking."

Good, now calm down dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/12/16 23:45:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself. "

ahem (get it right this time)

...but the grinch one you are wearing is working out just fine....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go throw mine away now. Thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good god man get a grip of yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good job I only used some tinsel then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good job I only used some tinsel then "

you look very tantalising in tinsel tinsel tits

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Ahhh shit I thought the reverse nutsack view was a good look too.

Back to the drawing board..thanks OP for shattering my dreams, next you'll be saying Santa's not real!!

S

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You most definitely can't see my gash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good job I only used some tinsel then "

you look lovely - hes not going to like my other xmas pic haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got mine from china so it is sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself. "

Oooooooh err Mrs. Calm down calm down

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Damn!

Bang goes my new pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew! I'm saved! !!

Luckily i won't be wearing mine for the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ops I just sent for one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

d'you think maybe the OP's outfit didn't look as expected?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself. "

theres a hole in your left shoe, by the way.... Now that IS a public service announcement...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"d'you think maybe the OP's outfit didn't look as expected? "

Mmmmm think your right. Mayb showed just a little too much gash and tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh pants ...i had better get rid of my avatar pic then ...knew it was pants

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By *atcherwanker OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can't decide if I prefer the passive-aggressive slighted ladies or the faux-cynical swaggering white knights. Stomping huffy people never fail to entertain me. Thank you all, you're too kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone need a Snickers way too serious this evening

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By *rSuitedAndBootedMan
over a year ago

London

I had better return mine.

Can see my willy hanging out looool.

Thanks for that big pile of wank OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some ofus are indifferent -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but I have a sexi santa outfit and pics will be on soon it's just fun

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Oh pants ...i had better get rid of my avatar pic then ...knew it was pants "

Nah leave it, we like it

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H&M's don't have your recall fault ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't decide if I prefer the passive-aggressive slighted ladies or the faux-cynical swaggering white knights. Stomping huffy people never fail to entertain me. Thank you all, you're too kind. "

I'm mildly impressed you take it all so seriously. So thank you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I haven't got one. I have an elf outfit instead and I'm gonna wear it so meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't decide if I prefer the passive-aggressive slighted ladies or the faux-cynical swaggering white knights. Stomping huffy people never fail to entertain me. Thank you all, you're too kind.

I'm mildly impressed you take it all so seriously. So thank you. "

you're not really though.... so thats a fib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't got one. I have an elf outfit instead and I'm gonna wear it so meh "

But that's ok. It's not "sexy Santa"

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself. "

Hoping you kept the receipt.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself.

theres a hole in your left shoe, by the way.... Now that IS a public service announcement..."

Well observed

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I haven't got one. I have an elf outfit instead and I'm gonna wear it so meh

But that's ok. It's not "sexy Santa" "

I'll be a tacky elf with a tacky Santa. Wait I mean a sexy elf with a tacky Santa who is sexy...what??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself.

theres a hole in your left shoe, by the way.... Now that IS a public service announcement...

Well observed "

well you know...

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London


"I can't decide if I prefer the passive-aggressive slighted ladies or the faux-cynical swaggering white knights. Stomping huffy people never fail to entertain me. Thank you all, you're too kind. "

Winding up people on the Internet - the really orginal, sophisticated way to spend a Friday night.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I can't decide if I prefer the passive-aggressive slighted ladies or the faux-cynical swaggering white knights. Stomping huffy people never fail to entertain me. Thank you all, you're too kind.

Winding up people on the Internet - the really orginal, sophisticated way to spend a Friday night."

It's ok..he's gone to bed now..

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