FabSwingers.com forum: Everybody's a twat!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Appreciate nobody thread... Just for Dan Berks

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You'll get us closed down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now there's a thread for everyone

... Until the mod closes it, and I possibly get sent on the naughty step...

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Now there's a thread for everyone

... Until the mod closes it, and I possibly get sent on the naughty step...

It was nice knowing you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now there's a thread for everyone

... Until the mod closes it, and I possibly get sent on the naughty step...

It was nice knowing you

I could do with a few days off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laters Angel

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Now there's a thread for everyone

... Until the mod closes it, and I possibly get sent on the naughty step...

It was nice knowing you

I could do with a few days off

I bet you can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all on the same sinking vessel anyway

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

"Appreciate nobody thread... Just for Dan Berks

Nope I can't condone this behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I appreciate this Op. I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Appreciate nobody thread... Just for Dan Berks

Nope I can't condone this behaviour

Hahaha

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By *ORTH MAN1000Man
over a year ago

Northumberland

We're doomed... Were doomed

I tell ya...Oh he'll

Were all doomed

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Yep. I have encountered a couple today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll miss you.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

The face of an angel yet the pottiest of the potty mouths. Wash your mouth out young lady.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The face of an angel yet the pottiest of the potty mouths. Wash your mouth out young lady.

Him"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just came back up from the politics forum (shudder). Yes, yes they are.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I just came back up from the politics forum (shudder). Yes, yes they are."

I need to go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally - a thread I can get down with.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I just came back up from the politics forum (shudder). Yes, yes they are."

I went in there too. I read a bit and wished I hadn't. I did succumb and post... I'm a twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just came back up from the politics forum (shudder). Yes, yes they are."

I stuck my nose in there last night for the first time since its conception - fucking diabolical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just came back up from the politics forum (shudder). Yes, yes they are.

I went in there too. I read a bit and wished I hadn't. I did succumb and post... I'm a twat.

In my defence, I landed there via a post that originally started in the Lounge and didn't realise. God it's depressing.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I spent years and years happily calling anyone who was a little bit irritating or slightly silly a twat, innocently believing it was completely interchangeable with twit.

Despite knowing otherwise now I just can't get worked up about its supposed offensiveness and have to use all my willpower to remember not to use it inappropriately ....

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"I just came back up from the politics forum (shudder). Yes, yes they are."

Almost posted in there, deleted it. Almost broke our own golden rule of not posting politics. So, so close.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"I spent years and years happily calling anyone who was a little bit irritating or slightly silly a twat, innocently believing it was completely interchangeable with twit.

Despite knowing otherwise now I just can't get worked up about its supposed offensiveness and have to use all my willpower to remember not to use it inappropriately ...."

That's so true.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I just came back up from the politics forum (shudder). Yes, yes they are.

I went in there too. I read a bit and wished I hadn't. I did succumb and post... I'm a twat.

In my defence, I landed there via a post that originally started in the Lounge and didn't realise. God it's depressing."

I was suffering with a little bit of self-pity masochism. I didn't expect to find it quite so punishing. Every thread is the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despite a love of politics,yes I am a geek

I avoid the politics room .

Now back to your original question young lady , yep we can all be a bit tw*tish at times

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I just came back up from the politics forum (shudder). Yes, yes they are.

I went in there too. I read a bit and wished I hadn't. I did succumb and post... I'm a twat.

In my defence, I landed there via a post that originally started in the Lounge and didn't realise. God it's depressing."

I spent some time there and have realised the futility and hostility in there. I'm not going in there now. There are only about 10 people in it, just having the same headbutting contest every day.

I'm not a great lover of kiss, snog, cake threads, and do enjoy some political chat , but that place is at the bottom of the forum lists for a reason. I'm staying up here now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just came back up from the politics forum (shudder). Yes, yes they are."

I don't go in the politics forum anymore. My life is too short for that kind of anger and general negativity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now there's a thread for everyone

... Until the mod closes it, and I possibly get sent on the naughty step...

Good concept

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Appreciate nobody?........not even Santa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Appreciate nobody?........not even Santa?

I have something to tell you about Santa that's going to ruin your innocence

.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Appreciate nobody?........not even Santa?

I have something to tell you about Santa that's going to ruin your innocence

..... "

Don't do it!!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Appreciate nobody?........not even Santa?

Oh my god, and I've posted in this thread! Not you Santa! It's the other people we mean

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Appreciate nobody?........not even Santa?

I have something to tell you about Santa that's going to ruin your innocence

..... "

Perdita, don't listen to the bad woman, come and cover your ears here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Appreciate nobody?........not even Santa?

I have something to tell you about Santa that's going to ruin your innocence

.....

Perdita, don't listen to the bad woman, come and cover your ears here..."

I put the sad face on... A sign I'm not happy with news I feel I need to share....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Appreciate nobody?........not even Santa?

I have something to tell you about Santa that's going to ruin your innocence

.....

Don't do it!! "

Someone has to.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Appreciate nobody?........not even Santa?

I have something to tell you about Santa that's going to ruin your innocence

.....

Don't do it!!

Someone has to....."

Nooooooo

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Appreciate nobody?........not even Santa?

I have something to tell you about Santa that's going to ruin your innocence

.....

Perdita, don't listen to the bad woman, come and cover your ears here...

I put the sad face on... A sign I'm not happy with news I feel I need to share.... "

It doesn't need sharing, you'll need to carry that burden alone..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

SANTA'S NOT REAL!!!!! Sorry!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Appreciate nobody?........not even Santa?

I have something to tell you about Santa that's going to ruin your innocence

.....

Don't do it!!

Someone has to....."

Don't be a twat!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I thought this was going to be the follow up single to "Everyone has aids..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SANTA'S NOT REAL!!!!! Sorry!!!

Ah well its out now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Appreciate nobody?........not even Santa?

I have something to tell you about Santa that's going to ruin your innocence

.....

Don't do it!!

Someone has to.....

Don't be a twat!"

Well I'm the OP, need to set a twat example

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Not shut down yet???

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"SANTA'S NOT REAL!!!!! Sorry!!!

I've just reported that to the mods. Naming and shaming is not allowed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SANTA'S NOT REAL!!!!! Sorry!!!

I've just reported that to the mods. Naming and shaming is not allowed.

Sorry.... I take it back. Of course he's real... So is the Easter Bunny, and the Holiday Armidillo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not shut down yet???"

Not quite yet... Give it time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You very naughty girl santas gonna spank you (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SANTA'S NOT REAL!!!!! Sorry!!!

I've just reported that to the mods. Naming and shaming is not allowed.

Sorry.... I take it back. Of course he's real... So is the Easter Bunny, and the Holiday Armidillo

Holiday armadillo is that a Welsh thing it's new to me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You very naughty girl santas gonna spank you (Kat) xx"

If I'm naughtier... Think he'll give me more than a spank?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SANTA'S NOT REAL!!!!! Sorry!!!

I've just reported that to the mods. Naming and shaming is not allowed.

Sorry.... I take it back. Of course he's real... So is the Easter Bunny, and the Holiday Armidillo

Holiday armadillo is that a Welsh thing it's new to me lol

Its a joke. It's off Friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SANTA'S NOT REAL!!!!! Sorry!!!

I've just reported that to the mods. Naming and shaming is not allowed.

Sorry.... I take it back. Of course he's real... So is the Easter Bunny, and the Holiday Armidillo

Holiday armadillo is that a Welsh thing it's new to me lol

Its a joke. It's off Friends

Must Have missed that one obviously

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"SANTA'S NOT REAL!!!!! Sorry!!!

I've just reported that to the mods. Naming and shaming is not allowed.

Sorry.... I take it back. Of course he's real... So is the Easter Bunny, and the Holiday Armidillo

*sighs in relief*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've actually not spoke to any twats today.that in itself is a miracle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You very naughty girl santas gonna spank you (Kat) xx

If I'm naughtier... Think he'll give me more than a spank?

"
. You could always try I'll take the spanking with is candy cane

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm going back in the politics forum, at least they didn't make me cry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SANTA'S NOT REAL!!!!! Sorry!!!

I've just reported that to the mods. Naming and shaming is not allowed.

Sorry.... I take it back. Of course he's real... So is the Easter Bunny, and the Holiday Armidillo

*sighs in relief* "

There there... I was just being a twat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to my Top Trump Card I'm only 97% Twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going back in the politics forum, at least they didn't make me cry

I can send Santa your way if you want, to cheer you up? I just need your address and bank details for security reasons before I give him the nod...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"According to my Top Trump Card I'm only 97% Twat

3% lovely then! Get off my thread!!!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"SANTA'S NOT REAL!!!!! Sorry!!!

I've just reported that to the mods. Naming and shaming is not allowed.

Sorry.... I take it back. Of course he's real... So is the Easter Bunny, and the Holiday Armidillo

*sighs in relief*

There there... I was just being a twat... "

It's ok I know you're lovely really and you know the holiday armildillo too

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm going back in the politics forum, at least they didn't make me cry

I can send Santa your way if you want, to cheer you up? I just need your address and bank details for security reasons before I give him the nod... "

Think you need to come, the spanking seemed the best solution to your naughtiness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going back in the politics forum, at least they didn't make me cry

I can send Santa your way if you want, to cheer you up? I just need your address and bank details for security reasons before I give him the nod...

Think you need to come, the spanking seemed the best solution to your naughtiness

And there was me offering Santa... You are a fickle couple!

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm a Twat too, still having fun tho lol

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm going back in the politics forum, at least they didn't make me cry

I can send Santa your way if you want, to cheer you up? I just need your address and bank details for security reasons before I give him the nod...

Think you need to come, the spanking seemed the best solution to your naughtiness

And there was me offering Santa... You are a fickle couple!

Fickle, but easily lead astray by bad women...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to my Top Trump Card I'm only 97% Twat

3% lovely then! Get off my thread!!!

Meet the 97% Twat - Make me

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Angel have you been taking those naughty pills again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a Twat too, still having fun tho lol"

Twats have the best fun, don't we?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Appreciate nobody?........not even Santa?

What avatar swap freakiness is going on? I'm not going to know who everyone is soon with the xmas name changes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going back in the politics forum, at least they didn't make me cry

I can send Santa your way if you want, to cheer you up? I just need your address and bank details for security reasons before I give him the nod...

Think you need to come, the spanking seemed the best solution to your naughtiness

And there was me offering Santa... You are a fickle couple!

Fickle, but easily lead astray by bad women..."

Well it will be me doling out the spanks then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT "

Who you calling a twat you twat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

Hahaha you got me there... You twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat."

You, you deaf TWAT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"According to my Top Trump Card I'm only 97% Twat

3% lovely then! Get off my thread!!!

Meet the 97% Twat - Make me

I expected nananana to be on the end of that then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Appreciate nobody thread... Just for Dan Berks

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

And there was me offering Santa... You are a fickle couple!

Fickle, but easily lead astray by bad women...

Well it will be me doling out the spanks then!

I think not. Not when you've just done the most mischievous act of the year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT "

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to my Top Trump Card I'm only 97% Twat

3% lovely then! Get off my thread!!!

Meet the 97% Twat - Make me

I expected nananana to be on the end of that then!

No just raspberries. Ner, ner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Appreciate nobody thread... Just for Dan Berks

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

That's my trick for bonfire night next year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And there was me offering Santa... You are a fickle couple!

Fickle, but easily lead astray by bad women...

Well it will be me doling out the spanks then!

I think not. Not when you've just done the most mischievous act of the year

I took it back... Perdita believes my lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"According to my Top Trump Card I'm only 97% Twat

3% lovely then! Get off my thread!!!

Meet the 97% Twat - Make me

I expected nananana to be on the end of that then!

No just raspberries. Ner, ner.

I think you've risen to 98% twat... You're nearly a member

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

And there was me offering Santa... You are a fickle couple!

Fickle, but easily lead astray by bad women...

Well it will be me doling out the spanks then!

I think not. Not when you've just done the most mischievous act of the year

I took it back... Perdita believes my lie

hmmm partially forgiven, it doesn't get you off the spanking though. Being naughty on purpose, then quickly saying sorry can't be tolerated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to my Top Trump Card I'm only 97% Twat

3% lovely then! Get off my thread!!!

Meet the 97% Twat - Make me

I expected nananana to be on the end of that then!

No just raspberries. Ner, ner.

I think you've risen to 98% twat... You're nearly a member

I've often been called a 'member' too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT "

Twats, the lot of us pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

You never mentioned that in the job discription

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just answered the door to the delivery driver in this does that make me a twat (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And there was me offering Santa... You are a fickle couple!

Fickle, but easily lead astray by bad women...

Well it will be me doling out the spanks then!

I think not. Not when you've just done the most mischievous act of the year

I took it back... Perdita believes my lie

hmmm partially forgiven, it doesn't get you off the spanking though. Being naughty on purpose, then quickly saying sorry can't be tolerated

It usually works...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

I've been on there twice. I'll show you the ropes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

You never mentioned that in the job discription

Because I'm a twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just answered the door to the delivery driver in this does that make me a twat (Kat) xx"

Hahaha if you didn't invite him in, then yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Twats, the lot of us pmsl"

We are in good company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

I've been on there twice. I'll show you the ropes

You're not coming near me with ropes

What sort of twat do you think I am? A stupid twat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

I've been on there twice. I'll show you the ropes

You're not coming near me with ropes

What sort of twat do you think I am? A stupid twat?

You really think you have a choice?? Aww bless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

I've been on there twice. I'll show you the ropes

You're not coming near me with ropes

What sort of twat do you think I am? A stupid twat?

You really think you have a choice?? Aww bless!

Holds out hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just answered the door to the delivery driver in this does that make me a twat (Kat) xx

Hahaha if you didn't invite him in, then yes

xx"
. He did not no where to look xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

I've been on there twice. I'll show you the ropes

You're not coming near me with ropes

What sort of twat do you think I am? A stupid twat?

You really think you have a choice?? Aww bless!

Holds out hands

There's a good boy, you know it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent been on the naughty step for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just answered the door to the delivery driver in this does that make me a twat (Kat) xx

Hahaha if you didn't invite him in, then yes

xx. He did not no where to look xx"

He was shy. You should have gently guided him by the hand....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I havent been on the naughty step for a while

Always room for one more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

I've been on there twice. I'll show you the ropes

You're not coming near me with ropes

What sort of twat do you think I am? A stupid twat?

You really think you have a choice?? Aww bless!

Holds out hands

There's a good boy, you know it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I havent been on the naughty step for a while

Always room for one more

Lets do this. Just so the mods are aware this is what boredom does to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

I've been on there twice. I'll show you the ropes

You're not coming near me with ropes

What sort of twat do you think I am? A stupid twat?

You really think you have a choice?? Aww bless!

Holds out hands

There's a good boy, you know it makes sense

Ahhh you've lost points on twat 'o' meter now... So dissapointed in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

I've been on there twice. I'll show you the ropes

You're not coming near me with ropes

What sort of twat do you think I am? A stupid twat?

You really think you have a choice?? Aww bless!

Holds out hands

There's a good boy, you know it makes sense

CREEP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

I've been on there twice. I'll show you the ropes

You're not coming near me with ropes

What sort of twat do you think I am? A stupid twat?

You really think you have a choice?? Aww bless!

Holds out hands

There's a good boy, you know it makes sense

CREEP

WEIRDO

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I havent been on the naughty step for a while

Always room for one more

Lets do this. Just so the mods are aware this is what boredom does to you

Oooh you are a brave one! Just call people twats... Then put a grin on the end of it, so they'll think you're joking... Some people are so gullible.... That was a stealth reply BTW, not for anyone else's eyes... They'll never know...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*spreads

and fairy dust*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*spreads

and fairy dust*

Nooooooo!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok sinning......I'll risk it for a biscuit......you're a twat!

See you after I get off the Naughty Step!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*spreads

and fairy dust*

Nooooooo!!!!!!

Aaaaand a big happy kiss for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

Hmmm ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I havent been on the naughty step for a while

Always room for one more

Lets do this. Just so the mods are aware this is what boredom does to you

I've been taught well in the ways of the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

I've been on there twice. I'll show you the ropes

You're not coming near me with ropes

What sort of twat do you think I am? A stupid twat?

You really think you have a choice?? Aww bless!

Holds out hands

There's a good boy, you know it makes sense

Ahhh you've lost points on twat 'o' meter now... So dissapointed in you

I struggle to get beyond 97% Twatishess. But I can do 98% Bolloquaciousness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*spreads

and fairy dust*

Nooooooo!!!!!!

Aaaaand a big happy kiss for you

You tell her Harley! You know she loves it and is a big softie really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok sinning......I'll risk it for a biscuit......you're a twat!

See you after I get off the Naughty Step!"

You may even see me on it... There's no vengeance as great as a woman who has been called a twat.. That naughty step might get mightily uncomfortable... Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*spreads

and fairy dust*

Nooooooo!!!!!!

Aaaaand a big happy kiss for you

Too much fairy dust! I'm melllllting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

What is this emoji you've gone down in the twat charts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

Hmmm ...

I sense disbelief......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just answered the door to the delivery driver in this does that make me a twat (Kat) xx

Hahaha if you didn't invite him in, then yes

xx. He did not no where to look xx

He was shy. You should have gently guided him by the hand....

xx"
He's so flirty on the phone oh yes I know your address remember your sexy accent xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I havent been on the naughty step for a while

Always room for one more

Lets do this. Just so the mods are aware this is what boredom does to you

I've been taught well in the ways of the

I can tell! Welcome my twatish friend ( had to make up a new word there

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

I've been on there twice. I'll show you the ropes

You're not coming near me with ropes

What sort of twat do you think I am? A stupid twat?

You really think you have a choice?? Aww bless!

Holds out hands

There's a good boy, you know it makes sense

Ahhh you've lost points on twat 'o' meter now... So dissapointed in you

I struggle to get beyond 97% Twatishess. But I can do 98% Bolloquaciousness

I need another 2% from you. I'm picky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

What is this emoji you've gone down in the twat charts"

I'm pretending to be sincere... Don't blow my cover...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

Hmmm ...

I sense disbelief......

Maybe you should convince me otherwise. Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I havent been on the naughty step for a while

Always room for one more

Lets do this. Just so the mods are aware this is what boredom does to you

I've been taught well in the ways of the

I can tell! Welcome my twatish friend ( had to make up a new word there

) "

That works for me my favourite twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I'm a twat in most peoples eyes

You have to try harder than that... That smiley face was too gentle for me to believe you

You can smile and be a twat, it confuses people

TWAT

Who you calling a twat you twat.

You, you deaf TWAT

Looks like I'll have company on the naughty step

That'll be a first

I've been on there twice. I'll show you the ropes

You're not coming near me with ropes

What sort of twat do you think I am? A stupid twat?

You really think you have a choice?? Aww bless!

Holds out hands

There's a good boy, you know it makes sense

Ahhh you've lost points on twat 'o' meter now... So dissapointed in you

I struggle to get beyond 97% Twatishess. But I can do 98% Bolloquaciousness

I need another 2% from you. I'm picky!

Fucking slave driver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just answered the door to the delivery driver in this does that make me a twat (Kat) xx

Hahaha if you didn't invite him in, then yes

xx. He did not no where to look xx

He was shy. You should have gently guided him by the hand....

xx He's so flirty on the phone oh yes I know your address remember your sexy accent xx"

Maybe he'll come back, and tell you, you forgot to sign his package

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

Hmmm ...

I sense disbelief......

Maybe you should convince me otherwise. Any suggestions?

I'll tell you on Sunday... Ahhh revenge is sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

Hmmm ...

I sense disbelief......

Maybe you should convince me otherwise. Any suggestions?

I'll tell you on Sunday... Ahhh revenge is sweet

We'll see ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

What is this emoji you've gone down in the twat charts

I'm pretending to be sincere... Don't blow my cover..."

Shit!! My bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just answered the door to the delivery driver in this does that make me a twat (Kat) xx

Hahaha if you didn't invite him in, then yes

xx. He did not no where to look xx

He was shy. You should have gently guided him by the hand....

xx He's so flirty on the phone oh yes I know your address remember your sexy accent xx

Maybe he'll come back, and tell you, you forgot to sign his package

xx"
Lol it was a Chinese I was good and had something to eat xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

Hmmm ...

I sense disbelief......

Maybe you should convince me otherwise. Any suggestions?

I'll tell you on Sunday... Ahhh revenge is sweet

We'll see ...

We will indeed. I need time to think up a really self pitying reason for being out of line, so you'll feel sorry for me. Something like that takes time you know.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess what I really do love the word TWAT xx

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Hoe am I doing on the Twatometer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

What is this emoji you've gone down in the twat charts

I'm pretending to be sincere... Don't blow my cover...

Shit!! My bad

You're supposed to be on my side remember!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what I really do love the word TWAT xx"

An amazing word so much better than the other version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

What is this emoji you've gone down in the twat charts

I'm pretending to be sincere... Don't blow my cover...

Shit!! My bad

You're supposed to be on my side remember!!

Well you threw me a little with the wings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just answered the door to the delivery driver in this does that make me a twat (Kat) xx

Hahaha if you didn't invite him in, then yes

xx. He did not no where to look xx

He was shy. You should have gently guided him by the hand....

xx He's so flirty on the phone oh yes I know your address remember your sexy accent xx

Maybe he'll come back, and tell you, you forgot to sign his package

xx Lol it was a Chinese I was good and had something to eat xx"

Aww thats good! Well done lovely ( also said in stealth mode, so nobody thinks I've gone soft

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hoe am I doing on the Twatometer? "

You could be more of a twat

....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just answered the door to the delivery driver in this does that make me a twat (Kat) xx

Hahaha if you didn't invite him in, then yes

xx. He did not no where to look xx

He was shy. You should have gently guided him by the hand....

xx He's so flirty on the phone oh yes I know your address remember your sexy accent xx

Maybe he'll come back, and tell you, you forgot to sign his package

xx Lol it was a Chinese I was good and had something to eat xx

Aww thats good! Well done lovely ( also said in stealth mode, so nobody thinks I've gone soft

) "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

What is this emoji you've gone down in the twat charts

I'm pretending to be sincere... Don't blow my cover...

Shit!! My bad

You're supposed to be on my side remember!!

Well you threw me a little with the wings.

You should have psychically been aware of my covert mission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just answered the door to the delivery driver in this does that make me a twat (Kat) xx

Hahaha if you didn't invite him in, then yes

xx. He did not no where to look xx

He was shy. You should have gently guided him by the hand....

xx He's so flirty on the phone oh yes I know your address remember your sexy accent xx

Maybe he'll come back, and tell you, you forgot to sign his package

xx Lol it was a Chinese I was good and had something to eat xx

Aww thats good! Well done lovely ( also said in stealth mode, so nobody thinks I've gone soft

) "
. You soft don't be silly your to much of a twat for that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what I really do love the word TWAT xx

An amazing word so much better than the other version"
. Ahhhh I really like the c word too oh oh I'm in trouble xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TWATS.....................fuck um

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what I really do love the word TWAT xx

An amazing word so much better than the other version. Ahhhh I really like the c word too oh oh I'm in trouble xx"

Confirms your twatish ways

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over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

Hmmm ...

I sense disbelief......

Maybe you should convince me otherwise. Any suggestions?

I'll tell you on Sunday... Ahhh revenge is sweet

We'll see ...

We will indeed. I need time to think up a really self pitying reason for being out of line, so you'll feel sorry for me. Something like that takes time you know.....

Get your thinking cap on, then ...

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Had loads of offers tonight,said No, being a Twat ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just answered the door to the delivery driver in this does that make me a twat (Kat) xx

Hahaha if you didn't invite him in, then yes

xx. He did not no where to look xx

He was shy. You should have gently guided him by the hand....

xx He's so flirty on the phone oh yes I know your address remember your sexy accent xx

Maybe he'll come back, and tell you, you forgot to sign his package

xx Lol it was a Chinese I was good and had something to eat xx

Aww thats good! Well done lovely ( also said in stealth mode, so nobody thinks I've gone soft

) . You soft don't be silly your to much of a twat for that xx"

Ahhh good answer!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TWATS.....................fuck um

Is that a for or against twats??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

Hmmm ...

I sense disbelief......

Maybe you should convince me otherwise. Any suggestions?

I'll tell you on Sunday... Ahhh revenge is sweet

We'll see ...

We will indeed. I need time to think up a really self pitying reason for being out of line, so you'll feel sorry for me. Something like that takes time you know.....

Get your thinking cap on, then ...

Already have it on... Looks a bit like Santa's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what I really do love the word TWAT xx

An amazing word so much better than the other version. Ahhhh I really like the c word too oh oh I'm in trouble xx

Confirms your twatish ways

"
. Oh well fuck it was very tempted to add you beep but was good coz the jolly fat red man is watching xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had loads of offers tonight,said No, being a Twat ?? "

Completely! You are a twat! Congratulations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

Hmmm ...

I sense disbelief......

Maybe you should convince me otherwise. Any suggestions?

I'll tell you on Sunday... Ahhh revenge is sweet

We'll see ...

We will indeed. I need time to think up a really self pitying reason for being out of line, so you'll feel sorry for me. Something like that takes time you know.....

Get your thinking cap on, then ...

Already have it on... Looks a bit like Santa's

Maybe you can grant my Christmas wish then ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess what I really do love the word TWAT xx

An amazing word so much better than the other version. Ahhhh I really like the c word too oh oh I'm in trouble xx

Confirms your twatish ways

. Oh well fuck it was very tempted to add you beep but was good coz the jolly fat red man is watching xx"

You may draw his evil brother Anti Claus.... Hear that he's well kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what I really do love the word TWAT xx

An amazing word so much better than the other version. Ahhhh I really like the c word too oh oh I'm in trouble xx

Confirms your twatish ways

. Oh well fuck it was very tempted to add you beep but was good coz the jolly fat red man is watching xx"

Ah well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what I really do love the word TWAT xx

An amazing word so much better than the other version. Ahhhh I really like the c word too oh oh I'm in trouble xx

Confirms your twatish ways

. Oh well fuck it was very tempted to add you beep but was good coz the jolly fat red man is watching xx

You may draw his evil brother Anti Claus.... Hear that he's well kinky!

"
. Well he can fuck me xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

Hmmm ...

I sense disbelief......

Maybe you should convince me otherwise. Any suggestions?

I'll tell you on Sunday... Ahhh revenge is sweet

We'll see ...

We will indeed. I need time to think up a really self pitying reason for being out of line, so you'll feel sorry for me. Something like that takes time you know.....

Get your thinking cap on, then ...

Already have it on... Looks a bit like Santa's

Maybe you can grant my Christmas wish then ...

Oooh intrigued now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess what I really do love the word TWAT xx

An amazing word so much better than the other version. Ahhhh I really like the c word too oh oh I'm in trouble xx

Confirms your twatish ways

. Oh well fuck it was very tempted to add you beep but was good coz the jolly fat red man is watching xx

You may draw his evil brother Anti Claus.... Hear that he's well kinky!

. Well he can fuck me xx"

I'm sure he'll do much more than that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess what I really do love the word TWAT xx

An amazing word so much better than the other version. Ahhhh I really like the c word too oh oh I'm in trouble xx

Confirms your twatish ways

. Oh well fuck it was very tempted to add you beep but was good coz the jolly fat red man is watching xx

Ah well

Come on, your letting the side down with those smiling emoticons....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what I really do love the word TWAT xx

An amazing word so much better than the other version. Ahhhh I really like the c word too oh oh I'm in trouble xx

Confirms your twatish ways

. Oh well fuck it was very tempted to add you beep but was good coz the jolly fat red man is watching xx

Ah well

Come on, your letting the side down with those smiling emoticons....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe you've ruined Christmas and Easter for me ...

How come? I took it back...

It's tainted as far as I'm concerned now

What can I do to make it up to you?

Haven't got a clue. I should think of something by, say, Sunday ...

I have to wait that long! You are cruel!!

It's the only way that you will learn the error of your ways

I already know I was wrong... Honest...

Hmmm ...

I sense disbelief......

Maybe you should convince me otherwise. Any suggestions?

I'll tell you on Sunday... Ahhh revenge is sweet

We'll see ...

We will indeed. I need time to think up a really self pitying reason for being out of line, so you'll feel sorry for me. Something like that takes time you know.....

Get your thinking cap on, then ...

Already have it on... Looks a bit like Santa's

Maybe you can grant my Christmas wish then ...

Oooh intrigued now....

Why is that ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The twating End

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess what I really do love the word TWAT xx

An amazing word so much better than the other version. Ahhhh I really like the c word too oh oh I'm in trouble xx

Confirms your twatish ways

. Oh well fuck it was very tempted to add you beep but was good coz the jolly fat red man is watching xx

Ah well

Come on, your letting the side down with those smiling emoticons....

Ahhh much better

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Had loads of offers tonight,said No, being a Twat ?? "

Completely! You are a twat! Congratulations!

Funlover... Don't be a teat bybtrying to get the last word in

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over a year ago

"Had loads of offers tonight,said No, being a Twat ?? "

Completely! You are a twat! Congratulations!

Funlover... Don't be a teat bybtrying to get the last word in

Not sure what happened there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twats'R'Us

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