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Christmas - Most embarrassing Christmas present you had to open on Christmas day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So you jolly christmateers

What is the most embarrassing present that you opened in pubic on Christmas Day ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My mother bought me a vibrator with finger attachments.

When I opened it she said it was for my neck and shoulders (I get a lot of pain there) and I am sure she believed that. Why wouldn't she when the picture on the box showed a woman using it on her shoulders?

My sister and I couldn't look at each other until we left, at which point we couldn't stop laughing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you use it to its full potential ??????

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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My partner at the time decided to buy me edible lube and The Whole Lesbian Sex book. My grandmother wasn't aware we were dating but thought she was a very close friend and was not too amused to find out I 'was one of those girls'. My mother literally peed herself laughing.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Did you use it to its full potential ??????"

Probably not. I think it was during the period of my long celibacy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bloody hell how was this long celibacy?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bloody hell how was this long celibacy?"

14 years.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I got bloody Y fronts from my exes parents, I said thankyou for the item.

Got home and the things went straight in the bin, my ex told them what id done soon after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A panty girdle and bra, from my mother in law. So I could look nice in the dress my husband bought me.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Ummmm a secret Santa in the office a eyebrow shaver

I dunnow if someone was taking the piss but i didn't find it funny at All

I was actually really pissed off

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A panty girdle and bra, from my mother in law. So I could look nice in the dress my husband bought me. "

How thoughtful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell how was this long celibacy?

14 years."

Wow

Did you join a nunnery?

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Not xmas prezzie but had a random package turn up from an ex and it was fun of restraints whips and dildos lol worst part was i opened it in front of my mom who picked up the big black dildo and just shook her head haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A panty girdle and bra, from my mother in law. So I could look nice in the dress my husband bought me.

How thoughtful.

"

I was voluptuous at that time in my life and the dress was fitted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A panty girdle and bra, from my mother in law. So I could look nice in the dress my husband bought me.

How thoughtful.

I was voluptuous at that time in my life and the dress was fitted."

Would you not consider yourself voluptuous now

Let's start a thread on that shall we

Put to the vote

Have a referendum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan sent me a big pair of granny knickers to me in a envelope with my Christmas card lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My nan sent me a big pair of granny knickers to me in a envelope with my Christmas card lol "

What colour were they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A panty girdle and bra, from my mother in law. So I could look nice in the dress my husband bought me.

How thoughtful.

I was voluptuous at that time in my life and the dress was fitted.

Would you not consider yourself voluptuous now

Let's start a thread on that shall we

Put to the vote

Have a referendum "

I'm 4 stones heavier than I was back then and I have a much saggier body now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A panty girdle and bra, from my mother in law. So I could look nice in the dress my husband bought me.

How thoughtful.

I was voluptuous at that time in my life and the dress was fitted.

Would you not consider yourself voluptuous now

Let's start a thread on that shall we

Put to the vote

Have a referendum

I'm 4 stones heavier than I was back then and I have a much saggier body now."

Does that mean you are more voluptuous?

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