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By *stwoforfun2 OP Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

For some time, many of us have wondered who is "Jack Shit"?. We find ourselves at a loss when some one says "You dont know Jack Shit". Well, thanks to my efforts of research you can now respond in a more educated way.

Jack shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married Oh Shit and they are the owners of Knee Deep in Shit inc.

In turn, Jack Shit married No Shit and they had six children, Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit and the twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit.

Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years Jack and No Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No Shit Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Shit Happens. Bull Shit travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.

So tell me now that you dont know Jack Shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for those who still dont know... "Tough........."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes a really nice man when you get to know him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u forgot their Polish cousin "Lodoff"

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"For some time, many of us have wondered who is "Jack Shit"?. We find ourselves at a loss when some one says "You dont know Jack Shit". Well, thanks to my efforts of research you can now respond in a more educated way.

Jack shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married Oh Shit and they are the owners of Knee Deep in Shit inc.

In turn, Jack Shit married No Shit and they had six children, Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit and the twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit.

Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years Jack and No Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No Shit Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Shit Happens. Bull Shit travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.

So tell me now that you dont know Jack Shit

Actually Im sure I do....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I saw this once BBC's 'Who Do You Think You Are' genealogy program.

What a load of shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mustava Shiit (Iranian branch)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mi Won Shit (Chinese branch)

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