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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley

..... everyone on Fab"

I keep reading this on profiles. Was wondering how much time would it take if these people were to sleep with everyone on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..... everyone on Fab"

I keep reading this on profiles. Was wondering how much time would it take if these people were to sleep with everyone on Fab "

Can I be the first to volunteer my services to find out how long it would take to sleep with all the ladies...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..... everyone on Fab"

I keep reading this on profiles. Was wondering how much time would it take if these people were to sleep with everyone on Fab

Can I be the first to volunteer my services to find out how long it would take to sleep with all the ladies...? "

All of them, have you got no standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the comments are true about many single males not lasting long enough, then probably not long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be possible with just the UK members, we're the only ones who know how to form an orderly queue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not as long as you'd think.

95 percent are supposedly fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that funny too. Who thinks they'd even be able to?! A little arrogant haha. I wouldn't want to find our how long. After all.... I'm not here to sleep with everyone on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..... everyone on Fab"

I keep reading this on profiles. Was wondering how much time would it take if these people were to sleep with everyone on Fab "

I only sleep about four hours a night, does that skew the answers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here to sleep with everyone on Fab.

Form an orderly queue.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Sleeping is for pussies; real men fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a huge bed it could be done in a day depending on what it is that you mean by sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not here to sleep with any of them.just here for the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..... everyone on Fab"

I keep reading this on profiles. Was wondering how much time would it take if these people were to sleep with everyone on Fab

Can I be the first to volunteer my services to find out how long it would take to sleep with all the ladies...? "

standards are normally wasted on the young

proper fella you I can tell

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london


"I'm not here to sleep with any of them.just here for the ride "

I'd ride you like i was late for mass

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Sleeping is for pussies; real men fuck "

Hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 or 4 years, if you average 3 meets a day.

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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I find that funny too. Who thinks they'd even be able to?! A little arrogant haha. I wouldn't want to find our how long. After all.... I'm not here to sleep with everyone on fab "

Me too; I am very selective; fake profiles don't stand a chance with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..... everyone on Fab"

I keep reading this on profiles. Was wondering how much time would it take if these people were to sleep with everyone on Fab "

Go for it and let us know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most of the time would be spent with me being sick after and scrubbing myself with bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do these people think that everyone on here would actually want to have sex with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We sleep/have sex with people from this website. Damn im in the wrong place

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"3 or 4 years, if you average 3 meets a day."

That's a very impressive average.

I'm currently averaging 0 per year so I guess at that rate it would take me a bit longer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 or 4 years, if you average 3 meets a day.

That's a very impressive average.

I'm currently averaging 0 per year so I guess at that rate it would take me a bit longer? "

Just a tad longer perhaps

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I'm working on it and it's been about 4 years so far. Started with the quality ones and still going strong trying them out. I'm really not looking forward to the low quality but I've still got way too many high quality to try before I get there thankfully

I'm doing this for you all, as a public service. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

usually the ones that have that on their profiles are the ones with loads of verifications too...so maybe ask them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am .....

I'm here to fuck all of you!

No time to sleep ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here to fuck all the strong men.

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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley


"3 or 4 years, if you average 3 meets a day.

That's a very impressive average.

I'm currently averaging 0 per year so I guess at that rate it would take me a bit longer? "

If you could up this average just a tad, say to, 0.0000000000001 per day, then you are in with a realistic chance

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"If you could up this average just a tad, say to, 0.0000000000001 per day, then you are in with a realistic chance "

Good plan, that's something realistic to aim for.

What is 0.0000000000001 of a fuck? Is that getting within 50 feet of an attractive woman?

I may have already set my sights too high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..... everyone on Fab"

I keep reading this on profiles. Was wondering how much time would it take if these people were to sleep with everyone on Fab "

Yet you know damn well if they got three offers from three botties in the same week they would go for them all

What it means is ' im not here to sleep with everyone on fab just the ones i fancy who say yes'

I just see it as another form of fab snobbery

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"..... everyone on Fab"

I keep reading this on profiles. Was wondering how much time would it take if these people were to sleep with everyone on Fab

Yet you know damn well if they got three offers from three botties in the same week they would go for them all

What it means is ' im not here to sleep with everyone on fab just the ones i fancy who say yes'

I just see it as another form of fab snobbery"

I always think it's just a waste of text. No-one is here to sleep with everyone on fab, just as not everyone I might be interested in wants to sleep with me. As for fab snobbery I can see why it gives that impression but half the time I think people write it because it's just one of those things they see on profiles and they lack imagination or the ability to express what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standard profile entries;

Quality over quantity.

Not looking for bed post notches.

D&D free

Discrete (when we all know its discreet?)

Put [X] in the subject line to show you have read the profile.

Single men we (I) will find you.

I have a life outside FAB (as opposed to inside FAB?)

Please read the profile, it saves time.

Bored house wife looking for discrete fun (see above)

Unless you are 9" or above don't bother.

If you are under 5'11" don't bother.

Hubby will video for private use only.

I am a sapiophile.

VWE only.

I am not racist its personal preference.

I am a squirter bring lots of towels.

Anon!

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