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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!!

On the menu is - Velvet Cake, Carrot Cake, Chocolate Fudge Cake, Cinnamon Rolls, Oreo Cheesecake......you get the picture!! Ice cream, milkshakes.....all delivered to your door in the middle of the night!!

Minimum order £10 - who wants??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tease

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"You tease "

It's true, honest, was left on my windscreen, they're on fb and twitter n'everything!!!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Damn!

I hope you dribble 'said' foodstuffs down your cleavage... and post pics

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Damn!

I hope you dribble 'said' foodstuffs down your cleavage... and post pics

Ha, I am not the dribbling kind sir....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it

Hahaha, now there's an offer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it

Hahaha, now there's an offer....

lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it

Hahaha, now there's an offer....

lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage

That gives me anything M&S do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it

Hahaha, now there's an offer....

lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage

That gives me anything M&S do!!

Fair point lol are you writing a list as we speak ?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it

Hahaha, now there's an offer....

lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage

That gives me anything M&S do!!

Fair point lol are you writing a list as we speak ?"

I am feeling quite peckish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it

Hahaha, now there's an offer....

lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage

That gives me anything M&S do!!

Fair point lol are you writing a list as we speak ?

I am feeling quite peckish!

Peckish or hungry for something ? lol

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it

Hahaha, now there's an offer....

lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage

That gives me anything M&S do!!

Fair point lol are you writing a list as we speak ?

I am feeling quite peckish!

Peckish or hungry for something ? lol"

Pistachio and almond cookies from M&S - been out dancing and could eat a whole packet right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it

Hahaha, now there's an offer....

lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage

That gives me anything M&S do!!

Fair point lol are you writing a list as we speak ?

I am feeling quite peckish!

Peckish or hungry for something ? lol

Pistachio and almond cookies from M&S - been out dancing and could eat a whole packet right now!

And there I was hoping you were hungry

I'm afraid my next delivery slot in your area is at 10am once I get home from work

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!

I'm sure the cookies are well worth waiting for and because of the delay the delivery man will wave his tip for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!

I'm sure the cookies are well worth waiting for and because of the delay the delivery man will wave his tip for you

Sorry waver

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!

I'm sure the cookies are well worth waiting for and because of the delay the delivery man will wave his tip for you

Chris from Ocado in the Raspberry van is never late and I don't have to tip him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!

I'm sure the cookies are well worth waiting for and because of the delay the delivery man will wave his tip for you

Chris from Ocado in the Raspberry van is never late and I don't have to tip him!!

Chris ? Yes he's a nice guy but his customer service isn't up to my standards

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!

I'm sure the cookies are well worth waiting for and because of the delay the delivery man will wave his tip for you

Chris from Ocado in the Raspberry van is never late and I don't have to tip him!!

Chris ? Yes he's a nice guy but his customer service isn't up to my standards

I've never tested him I have to say....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!

I'm sure the cookies are well worth waiting for and because of the delay the delivery man will wave his tip for you

Chris from Ocado in the Raspberry van is never late and I don't have to tip him!!

Chris ? Yes he's a nice guy but his customer service isn't up to my standards

I've never tested him I have to say....

I have heard nothing but bad things about him

You really should allow me to provide you the full service you require

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben and Jerry's Phish food ice cream will go down a treat right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!

I'll deliver, just not when she wants it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!!

Minimum order £10 - who wants??

Ohhhhhhhh diabetes delivered to your door now.

Handy

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ben and Jerry's Phish food ice cream will go down a treat right now

xx"

You know I tried that on a meet and we were not at all impressed - salted caramel - now that's a different matter! !

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!

I'll deliver, just not when she wants it lol"

Timing is everything! !

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!!

Minimum order £10 - who wants??

Ohhhhhhhh diabetes delivered to your door now.

Handy "

Too true - we need low carb cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!

I'll deliver, just not when she wants it lol

Timing is everything! !

I have perfect timing. it may just not match with yours, but we could iron out these problems after the first delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frisky it's cookie time lol

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

we all get the munchies,,,,,,, but I do hate crumbs in the bed,,,,,,,,,damn me got the 10am munchies grrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rescheduled delivery for 10am Sunday lol

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Rescheduled delivery for 10am Sunday lol"

Lol, sorry, I was out shovelling shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rescheduled delivery for 10am Sunday lol

Lol, sorry, I was out shovelling shit!!

I will try once more to deliver then the cookies will be returned to the shop lol

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Rescheduled delivery for 10am Sunday lol

Lol, sorry, I was out shovelling shit!!

I will try once more to deliver then the cookies will be returned to the shop lol"

He's repossessing my cookies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!!

Minimum order £10 - who wants??

It said cake delivery not cock delivery

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rescheduled delivery for 10am Sunday lol

Lol, sorry, I was out shovelling shit!!

I will try once more to deliver then the cookies will be returned to the shop lol

He's repossessing my cookies!!!

Harsh but fair I think

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!!

Minimum order £10 - who wants??

It said cake delivery not cock delivery

lol

There seems to be a BOGOF offer going!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!!

Minimum order £10 - who wants??

It said cake delivery not cock delivery

lol

There seems to be a BOGOF offer going!!

It's a Christmas bonus offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!!

Minimum order £10 - who wants??

It said cake delivery not cock delivery

lol

There seems to be a BOGOF offer going!!

Need to check the use by date

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!!

Minimum order £10 - who wants??

It said cake delivery not cock delivery

lol

There seems to be a BOGOF offer going!!

Need to check the use by date

Yes, don't want no soft stale cookies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!!

Minimum order £10 - who wants??

It said cake delivery not cock delivery

lol

There seems to be a BOGOF offer going!!

Need to check the use by date

Yes, don't want no soft stale cookies!!

They are in perfect condition lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats?"

When you've got the munchies...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats?

When you've got the munchies..."

*And* the money - capiche?

You don;t get prize munchies for free in the dead of night, you pay a premium.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats?

When you've got the munchies...

*And* the money - capiche?

You don;t get prize munchies for free in the dead of night, you pay a premium. "

I know. As a cake loving fat bastard I appreciate the concept, even though I'd never use it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats?

When you've got the munchies...

*And* the money - capiche?

You don;t get prize munchies for free in the dead of night, you pay a premium.

I know. As a cake loving fat bastard I appreciate the concept, even though I'd never use it.

Yeah, you'd plan ahead.

Easy.

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By *rSuitedAndBootedMan
over a year ago

London

"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!!

Minimum order £10 - who wants??

I've heard about this place but always missed the 2am deadline. When I'm back that way I need to make sure I get some her cakes look awesome

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats?"

Hipsters I reckon! £2.50 - £4.00 per portion, cream included! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats?

Hipsters I reckon! £2.50 - £4.00 per portion, cream included! !

Loads of guys offer free cream on here lol

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