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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

Sounds about right

And the guys that do brag about being amazing at oral are usually crap at it. In my personal experience

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah i get the same feeling when i see woman's/couples profile that has huge swathes typed out in capitol letters for dramatic effect always think to myself way too uptight to be any fun and lousy fuck no doubt.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

oooooh that just mean do you have any evidence to back up your thoughts that they just be crap in bed ....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for hours???.

Half an hour or so lol.

Although perhaps it's not that they are rubbish at sex.

Perhaps they just absolutely love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah,,so nothing to do with zebra's

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

Sounds about right

And the guys that do brag about being amazing at oral are usually crap at it. In my personal experience

~Mia"

are you admitting to having crap meets ...? did your verify that they where crap at sex I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a shit shag and i dont give a fuck,id rather have a wank most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

Sounds about right

And the guys that do brag about being amazing at oral are usually crap at it. In my personal experience

~Mia

are you admitting to having crap meets ...? did your verify that they where crap at sex I wonder

Of course I think everyone has had crap meets. And no if anyone is crap we don't verify them and let them know we aren't interested in meeting again.

~Mia

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ah,,so nothing to do with zebra's

not this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

oooooh that just mean do you have any evidence to back up your thoughts that they just be crap in bed ....?

no, because as I have said on here on a number of threads that I wouldn't meet a man who bigs himself up as a fantastic pussy licker, as it bores me rigid after about 5 mins...so I usually go out of my way to avoid such people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guys just generally prefer giving oral to most other things.

Like myself.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

Sounds about right

And the guys that do brag about being amazing at oral are usually crap at it. In my personal experience

~Mia

are you admitting to having crap meets ...? did your verify that they where crap at sex I wonder

Of course I think everyone has had crap meets. And no if anyone is crap we don't verify them and let them know we aren't interested in meeting again.

~Mia"

ok was going to ask follow up question but I don't want to derail leggy ladys thread as I've upset my quota for this week so I don't want to add leggy lady to that list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely all men just write the full alphabet with their tongue when down below ? And from my experience E is the most popular letter, lower case too.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

oooooh that just mean do you have any evidence to back up your thoughts that they just be crap in bed ....?

good for you but them like I said your being rather mean tarring said guys like you are you bad bad girl,

hear have a old fashion jaw braker of a gob stopper as I'm reliable informed that's what oral kings use as a training aid to build stamina

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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago

north kensington w10

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

maybe your thinking to much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

Sounds about right

And the guys that do brag about being amazing at oral are usually crap at it. In my personal experience

~Mia

are you admitting to having crap meets ...? did your verify that they where crap at sex I wonder

Of course I think everyone has had crap meets. And no if anyone is crap we don't verify them and let them know we aren't interested in meeting again.

~Mia

ok was going to ask follow up question but I don't want to derail leggy ladys thread as I've upset my quota for this week so I don't want to add leggy lady to that list

Feel free to private pm us. Depends on the question whether we'll answer it or not

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

oooooh that just mean do you have any evidence to back up your thoughts that they just be crap in bed ....?

good for you but them like I said your being rather mean tarring said guys like you are you bad bad girl,

hear have a old fashion jaw braker of a gob stopper as I'm reliable informed that's what oral kings use as a training aid to build stamina

and I bet you have a secret stash hidden away to practice with

I'm not bad, I was just thinking out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

It's the same when a veri mentions that they were good with their hands/mouth = Crap shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often also read "taking break for a couple of months" as "I have an STI and will be back when it's cleared up...

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

oooooh that just mean do you have any evidence to back up your thoughts that they just be crap in bed ....?

good for you but them like I said your being rather mean tarring said guys like you are you bad bad girl,

hear have a old fashion jaw braker of a gob stopper as I'm reliable informed that's what oral kings use as a training aid to build stamina

and I bet you have a secret stash hidden away to practice with

I'm not bad, I was just thinking out loud

shhhh don't tell everyone or everyone will want one

I do a lot of thinking out loud to and boy does it land me in hot water more offend than not

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

"Im a shit shag and i dont give a fuck,id rather have a wank most of the time"

Well good for you, so stay this way

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

If A male self claims he is good at anything that is a matter of self opinion, it will be a particular woman that will judge if he is good or not, you cannot please every woman and the same goes the other way around, but we take chances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

The same applies to women proclaiming to be great at sucking cock ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

The same applies to women proclaiming to be great at sucking cock ,

maybe but stop trying to change the subject....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

If they have to lick a pussy for hours, they are doing it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often also read "taking break for a couple of months" as "I have an STI and will be back when it's cleared up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

The same applies to women proclaiming to be great at sucking cock ,

maybe but stop trying to change the subject....

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Surely all men just write the full alphabet with their tongue when down below ? And from my experience E is the most popular letter, lower case too. "

Spelling Greggs sausage roll would take concentration and dexterity! But! Best pretend you had spelt Something a bit classier

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

reminds me of the apprentice when the guy was accused of being a one trick pony.. his quick quip comeback was that he has a whole field of ponies..

I like to think as a repeating man I have a few ponies.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the men who make a thing of bigging themselves up sexually always turn out to be shite, in my experience, and doing it in lieu of having an actual personality. Although it's possible that I set out wanting to prove them wrong, because I'm awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think we have officially covered it. Every thing that can be put in a profile can also be disliked by someone.

I think it's time we play blankety blank lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

I am shit at both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh I've read this post before ... no I haven't it's a reeeeepost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say on my (normal non temporary festive) profile that I *like* oral.

I make absolutely no claims that I'm any good at it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good,,,sorry brilliant at everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's a little insensitive on OPs part, the poor chap might be impotent and too embarrassed to say.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Something tells me you are really fancying getting twisted up in some shuddery sex OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own a Pony, so I can't teach it any tricks

What was the question again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking pussy, fingering Bumholes or fucking. I'm insatiable !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These a guy I met who does t frequent the Forums so I won't say his username but he was one of these types to brag about being good a lickin n tbf he was. Made me cum for the first time from oral. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think it's a little insensitive on OPs part, the poor chap might be impotent and too embarrassed to say."

what poor chap is that? I meant any man who makes that claim....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...is what I think when I see profiles where men say they can lick pussy for hours

In my mind it means that's all they can do and they are crap at shagging

I am shit at both

glad I said no then

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