FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is rant day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on then!!!!!!

BTW, you're on your own.

I cba.

Play nicely fuckers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, all good. And yourself OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the words of Adam Hills...

Part of me knows there are a lot of disaffected people in America who feel like they’ve been left behind by their government and they voted for someone who came along and spoke to them directly. I know that.

But another part of me just wants to go: WHAT THE SHIMMERING FUCK HAVE YOU DONE AMERICA?

You've elected a bright orange cartoon character who doesn't believe in climate change, says he wants to ban Muslims from travelling to America, mocked a disabled man, called Mexicans rapists, has had 4 bankruptcies, 3 marriages, doesn't seem to have paid any tax for 20 years and once boasted he was so famous he could grab a woman by the pussy and they'd let him get away with it! I mean sure we voted for Brexit, but we didn't let any of the fuckers run the country!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Im ranting about a tether host not hosting Thar own tether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am i awake at this foooking hour

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I've nothing to rant about!

Oh well, back to sleep!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

No rants Markoh.

MrsSB

PS anyone needs a cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a rant more a why am I feeling so stupid.....example someone shows loads of veris yet doesn't show mine making me feel that maybe they either wished they never met me or don't want people to know they have.....just me having an off day.....normal service will be resumed soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rants Markoh.

MrsSB

PS anyone needs a cuddle?

*waves....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"No rants Markoh.

MrsSB

PS anyone needs a cuddle?

*waves...."

*mrsSB gives Markoh a big big hug, he feels her huge boobs,he gets a little boner,he's happy again*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Indecisive people who don't let you know what the hell is going on until the day before.

(Always work related)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking the car the garage this morning (again), the heater packed in last weekend, and the problem they supposed to have fixed last time is still there, so they better get it sorted today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy here in my bed after a 12 hour shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum hasn't sent me an advent calendar. Yes, I know I'm 42 in a little over a week, that's not the point! I shall just have to buy my own (better get one for Fab Queen whilst I'm at it) and I shall make them choccy ones. Pah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why oh why did I, against my better judgement mind, open a bloody Secret Santa thread when I *knew* it would be a bloody logistical nightmare (as it is already proving to be!!)

Tip for the future : don't post things late at night when you're tired and not thinking through the full implications of your actions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv just had to walk out of the swimming pool and back to my car....forgot my swimming jammers

...FUCK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two rants this morning.

To the CNUTS that sit at traffic signals with their foot on the break pedal, they're wankers. Don't they realise that their selfish act is causing their laser beam bright lights are burning holes in my retinas?

And my second is to bridezilla, who says she's not rushing to get her wedding pictures as she still choosing (6months on). Then decides that she'd like the album designing and printing before Christmas, AFTER the order deadline date that I gave her has passed. Muppetry of the highest calibre.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Damn it looks like I am the spawn of other forumites

No advent calendar from my mum either - she is slacking - I did tell her that

People that can't plan work

Also I would like to add this cold can do one

Also that I am so dippy when it comes to reading signs and not road ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All good here ....nothing to rant about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All good here ....nothing to rant about

Away with you, happy person. This ere is for misery and disdain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to think of it, I don't have an advent calendar this year either. Although my mum stopped buying me one when I was about 14.

Depending on work I may come back to this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now feel like I had a deprived childhood and adulthood now, since my mam hasn't bought me an advent calendar in the last 15 years. And as a child I had to share one with my siblings so that we learned the 3x table as well as not eating too much chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ranting from this chap today.

I have a day off and i am going to have a splendid wander with pooch

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

I work for some lying bastards who have royally fecked me over this week, long story and this thread won't be long enough.

Off to garage to have 4 new tyres put on car this morning, plus I have man flu !

That aside I'm always on they upside, annoying isn't it lol

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"No ranting from this chap today.

I have a day off and i am going to have a splendid wander with pooch

The day is yet early, and one heard the elves in your workshop are taking industrial action over the working conditions, and the ban on using Fab during work hours, and the withdrawing of the free WiFi for a paid service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to rant about not even being arsed to rant! You know things are bad when even motivation to rant has gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ranting from this chap today.

I have a day off and i am going to have a splendid wander with pooch

Ha ha I run a tight toy workshop

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Can't be arsed to rant!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"I have two rants this morning.

I had to get anti glare on my glasses for these fuck wits that don't know how to use a hand brake and what's with the trend of using front fog lights all year round, except when it's foggy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rants Markoh.

MrsSB

PS anyone needs a cuddle?

*waves....

*mrsSB gives Markoh a big big hug, he feels her huge boobs,he gets a little boner,he's happy again*

"Little" boner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops in.

Fuck.

Pops out.

. Thinks op. I feel better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got a rant now but I'm pretty sure I will have after this mornings office meeting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a list. In no particular order.

1. Friend got all pissy when I asked her a question and blocked me on Facebook and ignored my text message.

2. Having feelings for one of my male friends and they've got a girlfriend.

3. Having sex with said friend I have feelings for doesn't feel the same way and I thought they liked me back so I feel used.

4. My nan having 3 emergency trips to hospital then discharging her then ends up having a mild heart attack at home.

5. My nan who has had a heart attack has been admitted to hospital but they want to discharge her before investigating what the fuck is going on with her lungs and heart.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I went out to work ranting last night. Believe me, you do not want to see me when I am ranting. Calmed down eventually.

I was told I am way too noisy for the night shifts....... haven't got a clue what they mean

... They are all concerned when I have a face like thunder, then when I am happy moan I am too noisy. ....Ffs ....

xxxxx Suzi

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Real life

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"No rants Markoh.

MrsSB

PS anyone needs a cuddle?

I'm same bird and was likewise about to offer huggles

Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No rants Markoh.

MrsSB

PS anyone needs a cuddle?

I'm same bird and was likewise about to offer huggles

Anyone?

a huggle is 2 words crossed?

Can I have a fuggle?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No rants Markoh.

MrsSB

PS anyone needs a cuddle?

I'm same bird and was likewise about to offer huggles

Anyone?

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a list. In no particular order.

1. Friend got all pissy when I asked her a question and blocked me on Facebook and ignored my text message.

2. Having feelings for one of my male friends and they've got a girlfriend.

3. Having sex with said friend I have feelings for doesn't feel the same way and I thought they liked me back so I feel used.

4. My nan having 3 emergency trips to hospital then discharging her then ends up having a mild heart attack at home.

5. My nan who has had a heart attack has been admitted to hospital but they want to discharge her before investigating what the fuck is going on with her lungs and heart."

They're all pretty rant worthy.

You're 2; change the genders and that's me that is.

Hope your nan's health improves.

Good health to her.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Heres mine,idiots who have music on until 3am ensuring I am tired and v grumpy

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a list. In no particular order.

1. Friend got all pissy when I asked her a question and blocked me on Facebook and ignored my text message.

2. Having feelings for one of my male friends and they've got a girlfriend.

3. Having sex with said friend I have feelings for doesn't feel the same way and I thought they liked me back so I feel used.

4. My nan having 3 emergency trips to hospital then discharging her then ends up having a mild heart attack at home.

5. My nan who has had a heart attack has been admitted to hospital but they want to discharge her before investigating what the fuck is going on with her lungs and heart.

They're all pretty rant worthy.

You're 2; change the genders and that's me that is.

Hope your nan's health improves.

Good health to her.

Thank you.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

People making assumptions

Crimbo shopping, seeing something and thinking "I know who that will be a great present for! Me!" then proceeding to buy it myself

Over-buying gifts for friends, why do I do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manflu

That is all

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

People that struggle to understand the words 'not meeting' or decide that I have no right to be on swinging or fetish sites. That they're the person to 'convince' you to have a quick fuck and go with them. Ugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm now a rant free zone. Just had a glorious run up along the South West Coast Path.

Endorphin rush ongoing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All good here ....nothing to rant about

Just once, just feckin once...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Went to bed with a raging brainache, didn't get much sleep & now working in a freezing workshop with my nose running merilly like a tap & still with the raging headache..

Other than that all is well

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"People that struggle to understand the words 'not meeting' or decide that I have no right to be on swinging or fetish sites. That they're the person to 'convince' you to have a quick fuck and go with them. Ugh!"

you mean the old one we are all here to fuck so get with the program . woman use that one on me to you know ,my response is fucking is low on my list of things a need right now so until you can inspire me to consider the prospect of fucking you I'm going to politely decline your offer.

to which they respond with the old classic who the hell do you think you are you big headed twat or stronger words but you get the drift ,

at that point I count my lucky stars and laugh my arse off .

may I suggest you do the same darling because by acting like prats giving your a belly laugh every day as they do so they are keeping you in a great mood as you ponder all the lucky escapes your having by just saying thanks but no thanks ,

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm liking this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-People not paying what they owe!!

-Not enough time to fit all of todays work in after someone changed their mind!!!

-Bloody real life happening and ruining Fab plans!!!

That is all.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It's not a rant, more a cold observation:

It's colder here in Somerset than it is in Edinburgh. Colder than a witch's tit AND a grave-digger's arse combined.

It's almost too cold to:

* smoke outside

* wash (although the heating's come on so I might risk a bath but you can forget about a shower)

* get dressed

I am, however, happy to report that it's *not* too cold for sex - provided there's a double duvet and both parties wear thermals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not a rant, more a cold observation:

It's colder here in Somerset than it is in Edinburgh. Colder than a witch's tit AND a grave-digger's arse combined.

It's almost too cold to:

* smoke outside

* wash (although the heating's come on so I might risk a bath but you can forget about a shower)

* get dressed

I am, however, happy to report that it's *not* too cold for sex - provided there's a double duvet and both parties wear thermals.

What is this "sex" you speak of?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"It's not a rant, more a cold observation:

It's colder here in Somerset than it is in Edinburgh. Colder than a witch's tit AND a grave-digger's arse combined.

It's almost too cold to:

* smoke outside

* wash (although the heating's come on so I might risk a bath but you can forget about a shower)

* get dressed

I am, however, happy to report that it's *not* too cold for sex - provided there's a double duvet and both parties wear thermals.

What is this "sex" you speak of?

It's too cold for dogging, certainly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naaaaaa im all good ...nothing to rant about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not a rant, more a cold observation:

It's colder here in Somerset than it is in Edinburgh. Colder than a witch's tit AND a grave-digger's arse combined.

It's almost too cold to:

* smoke outside

* wash (although the heating's come on so I might risk a bath but you can forget about a shower)

* get dressed

I am, however, happy to report that it's *not* too cold for sex - provided there's a double duvet and both parties wear thermals.

What is this "sex" you speak of?

It's too cold for dogging, certainly."

I'd be concerned that the cold wouldn't have me looking my best.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"-People not paying what they owe!!

-Not enough time to fit all of todays work in after someone changed their mind!!!

-Bloody real life happening and ruining Fab plans!!!

That is all."

Real life is a ballache. You just need to know how to sack it off and make other plans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"-People not paying what they owe!!

-Not enough time to fit all of todays work in after someone changed their mind!!!

-Bloody real life happening and ruining Fab plans!!!

That is all.

Real life is a ballache. You just need to know how to sack it off and make other plans

You must teach me this dark arcane art Miss H

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"-People not paying what they owe!!

-Not enough time to fit all of todays work in after someone changed their mind!!!

-Bloody real life happening and ruining Fab plans!!!

That is all.

Real life is a ballache. You just need to know how to sack it off and make other plans

You must teach me this dark arcane art Miss H

How about I tell you all about it when I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the words of Adam Hills...

But another part of me just wants to go: WHAT THE SHIMMERING FUCK HAVE YOU DONE AMERICA?

I must use the term shimmering fuck in conversation tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"-People not paying what they owe!!

-Not enough time to fit all of todays work in after someone changed their mind!!!

-Bloody real life happening and ruining Fab plans!!!

That is all.

Real life is a ballache. You just need to know how to sack it off and make other plans

You must teach me this dark arcane art Miss H

How about I tell you all about it when I see you

Oooh, cunning plan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the words of Adam Hills...

But another part of me just wants to go: WHAT THE SHIMMERING FUCK HAVE YOU DONE AMERICA?

I must use the term shimmering fuck in conversation tomorrow

Come back and report to us when you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rant retracted!

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By *ecretsRmineWoman
over a year ago

gatwickish (yes that means near Gatwick)

rant day oh good

bloody southern trains, im lucky i dont have to use every day, but lots of the disruption n strikes affect days i need to use them grrrr

its been going on months, should have been sorted by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't guys bring condoms on a meet realy do they expect the woman to always provide them or do they expect you play BB. When you've specified before hand safe sex only.

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

People in general being fucktards

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Tralallaa I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, no rants here (forget earlier. Didn't happen)

And so to bed with a huge grin

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Nope, no rants here (forget earlier. Didn't happen)

And so to bed with a huge grin

Ah, someone had a happy ending

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