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any reaonable offer considered...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any "
im not over 6ft, neither am i am man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to offer though doubt you'd accept

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any "

What about "unreasonable" offers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found status updates a very useful way to arrange meets, a lovely guy responded to my last one & we've met a few times since

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

If I stand on a ladder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found status updates a very useful way to arrange meets, a lovely guy responded to my last one & we've met a few times since

"

I've never done that, I might give it a go sometime.

I added a meet once, and was totally underwhelmed by the responses

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I could offer a leg measure yours against mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found status updates a very useful way to arrange meets, a lovely guy responded to my last one & we've met a few times since

I've never done that, I might give it a go sometime.

I added a meet once, and was totally underwhelmed by the responses "

Someone recommended the update over posting a meet request and from my experience it worked a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll offer 2 heckles and a camel for a smile... Perfectly reasonable, so you must accept!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

*totters in on 3 inch heels*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 camels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll offer 2 heckles and a camel for a smile... Perfectly reasonable, so you must accept! "

are you sure you don't mean sheckels? I don't fancy being shouted at tyvm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any

What about "unreasonable" offers?"

I had a few of those as well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any

What about "unreasonable" offers?

I had a few of those as well..."

I've got a third of a tin of pringles?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any im not over 6ft, neither am i am man... "

I'm over 6 ft, mail, 2nd class, need sorting, might be there by Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Height doesn't matter when you're lying down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any im not over 6ft, neither am i am man...

I'm over 6 ft, mail, 2nd class, need sorting, might be there by Christmas."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Height doesn't matter when you're lying down "

it does when you are stood behind me, trying to reach to f**k me doggy style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Height doesn't matter when you're lying down

it does when you are stood behind me, trying to reach to f**k me doggy style "

You should get a height chart like they do at fair grounds "certain height to get on the ride"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Height doesn't matter when you're lying down

it does when you are stood behind me, trying to reach to f**k me doggy style "

Ha! Go go gadget cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any "

I'll give you 2 cans of Vimto and a bag of Bombay Mix

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Height doesn't matter when you're lying down

it does when you are stood behind me, trying to reach to f**k me doggy style

You should get a height chart like they do at fair grounds "certain height to get on the ride" "

how rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any

I'll give you 2 cans of Vimto and a bag of Bombay Mix "

I did say reasonable offers...and as that doesn't count as reasonable I'll pass thanks

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Height doesn't matter when you're lying down

it does when you are stood behind me, trying to reach to f**k me doggy style "

I still have an old milk crate I could bring along & H would be taking your mind off the fiasco behind anyway

S

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any

I'll give you 2 cans of Vimto and a bag of Bombay Mix "

Should've gone with a curly wurly and a can of irn bru

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any

I'll give you 2 cans of Vimto and a bag of Bombay Mix

Should've gone with a curly wurly and a can of irn bru "

its not so much what is being offered as who is offering it, if you get my drift?

I'd turn yours down too btw

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any

I'll give you 2 cans of Vimto and a bag of Bombay Mix

Should've gone with a curly wurly and a can of irn bru

its not so much what is being offered as who is offering it, if you get my drift?

I'd turn yours down too btw "

I wasn't offering

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any

I'll give you 2 cans of Vimto and a bag of Bombay Mix

Should've gone with a curly wurly and a can of irn bru

its not so much what is being offered as who is offering it, if you get my drift?

I'd turn yours down too btw

I wasn't offering "

ahh just helping out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll offer 2 heckles and a camel for a smile... Perfectly reasonable, so you must accept!

are you sure you don't mean sheckels? I don't fancy being shouted at tyvm "

Haha! That s exactly what I meant. And I proof read it!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll offer 2 heckles and a camel for a smile... Perfectly reasonable, so you must accept!

are you sure you don't mean sheckels? I don't fancy being shouted at tyvm

Haha! That s exactly what I meant. And I proof read it!?! "

DOH! well it did make me smile so its a win win situation

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Height doesn't matter when you're lying down

it does when you are stood behind me, trying to reach to f**k me doggy style "

well said that woman!!!!!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Dear Santa,

I know you get inundated at this time of year by blokes asking for a couple of extra inches but I'd like them on my ankles please. Then I could work on the other wish on my Christmas List.

Love

Bob

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

An evening of fun and laughs.. the rest is up to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll offer 2 heckles and a camel for a smile... Perfectly reasonable, so you must accept!

are you sure you don't mean sheckels? I don't fancy being shouted at tyvm

Haha! That s exactly what I meant. And I proof read it!?!

DOH! well it did make me smile so its a win win situation "

Phase one complete. Now it's off to the tower, for a couple of turns on the rack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's me knackered I'm too short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id love to make you an offer you cant refuse just used up my last horse head though damn

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"That's me knackered I'm too short."

I read miracle grow works....although it didn't when I sprinkled it on my cock ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's what's on my status and I have had some very reasonable offers so far...

although I've yet to accept any "

In the second hand used car motor game it's called or near offer otherwise known as ONO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great convoy by the way Xx I was made an offer I couldn't refuse at half ten last nite great offer as I didn't get in till half four aargh. New meet again, extremely fucking sexy time, think I ruined those stockings though, covered in spunk, but I did say bring a snorkel aha x always open to offers me :- )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An evening of fun and laughs.. the rest is up to us "

this is the best (and least crude) offer by a country mile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No thank you."

I wasn't exactly offering

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