FabSwingers.com forum: Best oxymoron quotes

By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Good morning. How are you all?

Inspired by a comment on another thread.

Best oxymoron quotes you've read or heard. eg deafening silence.

Just for fun and not aim to anyone.

MrsSB

Fancy a fuck?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Amicable divorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine took the piss when I said if he wanted spontaneous fun it had to be planned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extraordinarily ordinary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm literally dying laughing at these oxymorons

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"A friend of mine took the piss when I said if he wanted spontaneous fun it had to be planned

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

An honest politician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Antidisestablishmentarianism

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Military Intelligence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Military Intelligence

Beat me too it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A genuine fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitter sweet (symphony)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awfully good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fab straight'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't have your cake and eat it.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Imagine to my surprise on being told my ex was a little bit pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine to my surprise on being told my ex was a little bit pregnant

Chuckle just a little bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fair cop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe sex

Bright and early

Microsoft works.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not entirely sure what one is..

i'll hazzard a guess at 'boxing ring'

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Britain's got Talent

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By *icelymarkedplusoneCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

I'll be there now, in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Informal interview.

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By *annedandtallMan
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Town planner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hells angels

Living dead

Clearly confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is a seriously funny thread

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

reliable car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone did once day, during an argument... "Who gave you the God given right..."

Errrr....God

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Picturesque part of Strabane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be there now, in a minute"

Haha that makes perfect sense to us c'mon now. Just means yes I'll do it with urgency but just give me a little minute to prepare like haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These will help keep me going this morning... thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driveway

Parkway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiding in plain sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendly fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

curvy

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Honest liar?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

One coat emulsion.

Fuckin' liars

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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago

The Council of Elrond

Thunderous silence

Parting is such sweet sorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One coat emulsion.

Fuckin' liars "

Not really

Not if you want the 'distressed' look

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By *anillaguyMan
over a year ago

Kingston

President elect Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innocent cycle path

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tidy Mess

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Fun run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Microsoft Works"

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love these .....

I'll health

Clearly misunderstood

Alone together

Old news

Awfully good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe sex

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By *mandajane01TV/TS
over a year ago

Ballymena

"Safe sex

Bright and early

Microsoft works.....

Love the last one

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Really good ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erotic swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest woman alive.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

For me.. working in a school, it has to be PE Teacher.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Current History

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

DFS 'SALE'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few spring to mind ...

Cruel kindness

To make haste slowly

A just war

Awfully pretty

Big baby

Black light.. could go on

~Mia

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