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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*doffs hat*

Well played, Sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneaky mother fuc...

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over a year ago

Sneaky mother fuc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What twice!!!.

Did she mention needing fat fingers

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday."

Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?

Only the applications are disclosed such information, sorry.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?

Only the applications are disclosed such information, sorry."

[ heartbroken ]

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no thread for couples. I'll fuck Marc tonight instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's no thread for couples. I'll fuck Marc tonight instead

I'll make an exception for the two of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday."

Well helloooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like

thatagirl! straight to the point!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like

Sorry that package is currently out of stock. A resupply is scheduled after Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Grab a form, please use only black or blue ink pen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod's law, I'm babysitting until Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Well helloooo

Sorry, I'm too short and too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like

I could happily give you oral for hours

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What's that thing? Half your age + 7? Gawd dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday."

Oh arse biscuits...i'm not free till Saturday...ahh well

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?

I heard that Friday the chest turns poochy and the ass turns hairy

Oooops did I just screw my interview up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Oh arse biscuits...i'm not free till Saturday...ahh well

Arse biscuits !!!! Lol that's ace I may use it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Oh arse biscuits...i'm not free till Saturday...ahh well

I'm done chasing you as of 21:00 today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?

I heard that Friday the chest turns poochy and the ass turns hairy

Oooops did I just screw my interview up

You may still apply under the condition that I'm allowed to spill maple syrup over your bum

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?

No it is full moon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Oh arse biscuits...i'm not free till Saturday...ahh well

I'm done chasing you as of 21:00 today

Shame that, I was gonna let ya catch me at 21.01 ...gawd dang it!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?

I heard that Friday the chest turns poochy and the ass turns hairy

Oooops did I just screw my interview up

You may still apply under the condition that I'm allowed to spill maple syrup over your bum

Well that's just a whole other benefit right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh if only you where at least 20 years older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like

Sorry that package is currently out of stock. A resupply is scheduled after Christmas

Obviously not a Prime offer......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Oh arse biscuits...i'm not free till Saturday...ahh well

I'm done chasing you as of 21:00 today

Shame that, I was gonna let ya catch me at 21.01 ...gawd dang it!

Sorry, you're still allowed on my hotlist but my focus has switched to perving only now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?

I heard that Friday the chest turns poochy and the ass turns hairy

Oooops did I just screw my interview up

You may still apply under the condition that I'm allowed to spill maple syrup over your bum

Well that's just a whole other benefit right there

You say that now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Well helloooo

Sorry, I'm too short and too young

Oh dammit scoots off to write profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like

Sorry that package is currently out of stock. A resupply is scheduled after Christmas

Obviously not a Prime offer......

Well we can't have everything

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?

I heard that Friday the chest turns poochy and the ass turns hairy

Oooops did I just screw my interview up

You may still apply under the condition that I'm allowed to spill maple syrup over your bum

Well that's just a whole other benefit right there

You say that now...

Just remember the well known saying...you spill it you clean it up (with your tongue)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi

Grab a form, please use only black or blue ink pen."

Ok. Do you have a pen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?

I heard that Friday the chest turns poochy and the ass turns hairy

Oooops did I just screw my interview up

You may still apply under the condition that I'm allowed to spill maple syrup over your bum

Well that's just a whole other benefit right there

You say that now...

Just remember the well known saying...you spill it you clean it up (with your tongue)

From where I come from, we like to slap the goods before tasting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like

Sorry that package is currently out of stock. A resupply is scheduled after Christmas

Obviously not a Prime offer......

Well we can't have everything

Are you going to stamp REJECTED all over my application then....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like

Sorry that package is currently out of stock. A resupply is scheduled after Christmas

Obviously not a Prime offer......

Well we can't have everything

Are you going to stamp REJECTED all over my application then....?"

Nope, it has been postponed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Grab a form, please use only black or blue ink pen.

Ok. Do you have a pen?"

Your application has been terminated, please refer to the comment on your thread.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi

Grab a form, please use only black or blue ink pen.

Ok. Do you have a pen?

Your application has been terminated, please refer to the comment on your thread."

Access denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday."

Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger! "

Apologies but I believe that my penis is also 0.25" too short and 0.5" too thin for the High Priestess of Penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger!

Apologies but I believe that my penis is also 0.25" too short and 0.5" too thin for the High Priestess of Penis."

If someone made a wife of me I'd forgive a lot of things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger!

Apologies but I believe that my penis is also 0.25" too short and 0.5" too thin for the High Priestess of Penis.

If someone made a wife of me I'd forgive a lot of things. "

You've gone soft. The teabags I remember did not compromise on penis size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Sir, I would be very interested in applying for the position of "a Wanted Woman". Although I am slightly older than the majority of the candidates, I can assure you I am very experienced, can Multi-task, make great tea, don't require a salary and can start immediately. Oh and my references are on my profile, I have quite a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger!

Apologies but I believe that my penis is also 0.25" too short and 0.5" too thin for the High Priestess of Penis.

If someone made a wife of me I'd forgive a lot of things.

You've gone soft. The teabags I remember did not compromise on penis size."

I'm not getting any younger, feeling the cold in my bones, a penis won't keep me warm in the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Sir, I would be very interested in applying for the position of "a Wanted Woman". Although I am slightly older than the majority of the candidates, I can assure you I am very experienced, can Multi-task, make great tea, don't require a salary and can start immediately. Oh and my references are on my profile, I have quite a few

You have fantastic boobs and you can make great tea. Application approved please contact HR to arrange 121 interview.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger!

Apologies but I believe that my penis is also 0.25" too short and 0.5" too thin for the High Priestess of Penis.

If someone made a wife of me I'd forgive a lot of things.

You've gone soft. The teabags I remember did not compromise on penis size.

I'm not getting any younger, feeling the cold in my bones, a penis won't keep me warm in the night. "

That's why I offered chest hair snuggles. I like to be considerate of the elderly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger!

Apologies but I believe that my penis is also 0.25" too short and 0.5" too thin for the High Priestess of Penis.

If someone made a wife of me I'd forgive a lot of things.

You've gone soft. The teabags I remember did not compromise on penis size.

I'm not getting any younger, feeling the cold in my bones, a penis won't keep me warm in the night.

That's why I offered chest hair snuggles. I like to be considerate of the elderly

Such a sweet boy, I have a werthers original in my bag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh just what I need

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fuck it, I'll apply. Need a change of career

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh just what I need

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck it, I'll apply. Need a change of career

Wise choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your thread has made me chuckle this morning x

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

Giggled at this today.

Didn't mention those thighs though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's up with all the chuckles and giggles, this is a serious application process

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

With all the applicants you may have to consider a job share op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/11/16 10:28:28]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With all the applicants you may have to consider a job share op

Your proposition has been passed down to my department for creative ideas. On behalf of myself I would like to thank you for your suggestion citiezen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Application in the post OP

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

"Application in the post OP

He want it on line

Quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Application in the post OP

He want it on line

Quicker

Damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Application in the post OP

He want it on line

Quicker

Damn

send it to me

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday."

Be greedy and have two women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Application in the post OP

He want it on line

Quicker

Damn

I'm a patient guy. I'm happy to accept the 'snail mail' route

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Application in the post OP

He want it on line

Quicker

Damn

Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand

Feck off PP, start your own thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.

Position available until Friday.

Be greedy and have two women "

I only require 1 for the time being, however Mr Lib has an application open for two women right here.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/577160

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Application in the post OP

He want it on line

Quicker

Damn

Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand

Feck off PP, start your own thread

Bet he didnt impose a 21.00 cutoff either!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Application in the post OP

He want it on line

Quicker

Damn

Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand

Feck off PP, start your own thread

Bet he didnt impose a 21.00 cutoff either!!

I don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Application in the post OP

He want it on line

Quicker

Damn

Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand

Feck off PP, start your own thread

Bet he didnt impose a 21.00 cutoff either!!

Strong will: Be strong tushy lover, do not submit to her temptation.

Tushy lover: butt her new pic

...just look at it

Strong will: No! Close your eyes if you must to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Application in the post OP

He want it on line

Quicker

Damn

Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand

Feck off PP, start your own thread

Bet he didnt impose a 21.00 cutoff either!!

Strong will: Be strong tushy lover, do not submit to her temptation.

Tushy lover: butt her new pic

...just look at it

Strong will: No! Close your eyes if you must to!"

It is extra wiggly this morning too...never mind, back to your applications you go...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Application in the post OP

He want it on line

Quicker

Damn

Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand

Feck off PP, start your own thread

Bet he didnt impose a 21.00 cutoff either!!

Strong will: Be strong tushy lover, do not submit to her temptation.

Tushy lover: butt her new pic

...just look at it

Strong will: No! Close your eyes if you must to!

It is extra wiggly this morning too...never mind, back to your applications you go...!"

Wiggle it

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

The post man complaining about the amount of application been sent hence we recommended on line application, better still as all applicant accepted, why don't you all turn up at his door step on Friday

But only one at the time ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Application in the post OP

He want it on line

Quicker

Damn

Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand

Feck off PP, start your own thread

Bet he didnt impose a 21.00 cutoff either!!

Strong will: Be strong tushy lover, do not submit to her temptation.

Tushy lover: butt her new pic

...just look at it

Strong will: No! Close your eyes if you must to!

It is extra wiggly this morning too...never mind, back to your applications you go...!"

I've come to know your tricks by now

...tease but don't touch is your way, no fooling me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The post man complaining about the amount of application been sent hence we recommended on line application, better still as all applicant accepted, why don't you all turn up at his door step on Friday

But only one at the time ladies

It's actually a post lady, and she's been promised a tip for all her hard work

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

But only one at the time ladies

It's actually a post lady, and she's been promised a tip for all her hard work

Really what kind of tip

Is she gonna join the queue just to deliver the post lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But only one at the time ladies

It's actually a post lady, and she's been promised a tip for all her hard work

Really what kind of tip

Is she gonna join the queue just to deliver the post lol

I cannot disclose such information as I am bound by employee/employer contract

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do friends move near top of list?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do friends move near top of list?

Nope, sorry this is a no discrimination zone

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Your horizons are low, OP

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Your horizons are low, OP"

I'd require a man and a woman.

At *least*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do friends move near top of list?

Nope, sorry this is a no discrimination zone

Ah feck ya so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your horizons are low, OP

I'd require a man and a woman.

At *least*.

A wise man chooses his battles carefully so he can live to fight another day

I'm sure Sun Tzu would agree with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do friends move near top of list?

Nope, sorry this is a no discrimination zone

Ah feck ya so

That is the plan, further ahead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I apply ? I always wanted to ride your bike

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Your horizons are low, OP

I'd require a man and a woman.

At *least*.

A wise man chooses his battles carefully so he can live to fight another day

I'm sure Sun Tzu would agree with me. "

"Know yourself and you will win all battles."

;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I apply ? I always wanted to ride your bike

I only get to ride my bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I apply ? I always wanted to ride your bike

I only get to ride my bike

Btwin ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I apply ? I always wanted to ride your bike

I only get to ride my bike

Btwin ? "

Its a Kona actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your horizons are low, OP

I'd require a man and a woman.

At *least*.

A wise man chooses his battles carefully so he can live to fight another day

I'm sure Sun Tzu would agree with me.

"Know yourself and you will win all battles."

;)"

Hence I wasn't quoting him, I read it some time ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I apply ? I always wanted to ride your bike

I only get to ride my bike

Btwin ?

Its a Kona actually

I was close hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Vacancy still open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move closer and you've got yourself a deal

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Vacancy still open

So "Till Friday" was bollocks then?

Check the small print ladies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one?

Pfftt.. Amateur.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Till Friday? Nah, I'd need longer than the twenty or so minutes it'll take until Saturday arrives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep, realised my mistake...extended till 30th February 11:32am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recal you postponing my application....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have small dreams too.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I used to have small dreams too."

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Till Friday? Nah, I'd need longer than the twenty or so minutes it'll take until Saturday arrives. "

You might...

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Still not 'filled' that vacancy then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I recal you postponing my application....

It's been approved under pne condition. I get a nuru massage every other full moon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still not 'filled' that vacancy then?

Nope, I even offer cheesecake to sweeten the deal now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move closer and you've got yourself a deal

Not possible at the current moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Position still open...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Position still open...

Epic bumpity bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Position still open...

Still?!

I'm suspicious when it takes this long to fill a position. The benefits must be shit!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Position still open...

Still?!

I'm suspicious when it takes this long to fill a position. The benefits must be shit!

Zero hours contracts are a bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contract update:

-You can ask 1 favour for every 499 hours of service.

-I will sometimes share cheesecake with you.

-We can watch Netflix together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This idea hasn't worked too well, should have offered to the ironing for them instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Position Closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm almost certainly two women, if mass is considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been over a year and the position is still open? Think you better rejig the benefits package

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s been over a year and the position is still open? Think you better rejig the benefits package

I don't fart in bed...????

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Was this you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was this you? "

Yup, look how many UNLOS

And since DJ commented this must have been years ago

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

That Friday has definitely passed now.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That Friday has definitely passed now. "

Didn't specify which Friday

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