FabSwingers.com forum: Inspire me - office Secret Santa, £5 beginning with 'H'

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I kind of fancy getting something quirky and have thought of all the usual H words.

Any bright ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wrong forum, oh well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have to get something around the £5 for my office Secret Santa. No caveat on letter it must start with. Nothing naughty or sex related. They wouldn't approve!

So I'll watch the thread with interest.

Or disinterest if nobody replies ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handbag

Hand mirror

Hamster

Pic of the hanging gardens of Babylon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hamper

Hanging ornament

Henry the Hoover

Horse

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

Hendricks gin miniature and a tonic?

Handjob Kit : lube sachet and porn mag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hendricks gin miniature and a tonic?"

That's not a bad idea.

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

A signed photo of 'H' from Steps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I found a mini remote controlled helicopter (it's bound to be shit but whatever) online for around £5, so I'm thinking that's not a bad option either.

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

"Hendricks gin miniature and a tonic?

That's not a bad idea."

I've been known to have them occasionally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A signed photo of 'H' from Steps?"

That would be AMAZING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hotpants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hula hoop, can boost someones fitness too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't find a signed picture of H but I can get Harry Hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand warmers. It is winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£5 worth of haribo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£5 worth of haribo? "

Just what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House

Horseshoe

Harry potter

Hacksaw

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

And no one on a swingers forum has suggested a hand job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And no one on a swingers forum has suggested a hand job?"

I'd like to think a hand job from a Fabber would be worth than £5

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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

Haggis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And no one on a swingers forum has suggested a hand job?"

bit OTT for a work colleague

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Handkerchiefs

Hair products

Handcream

Handcuffs (just seeing if anyone is reading group above posts) lol

Hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hat.it's bloody cold out!

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

"And no one on a swingers forum has suggested a hand job?

bit OTT for a work colleague

A stranger is just a fab friend you haven't shagged yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And no one on a swingers forum has suggested a hand job?

bit OTT for a work colleague

A stranger is just a fab friend you haven't shagged yet.

I didn't say a stranger, I said a work colleague

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Hemaroid cream

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Anything that's Handmade.

Honey

Hippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair dye (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a nice mug and buy loads of the individual Hot chocolate sachets in asda, can get wispa, galaxy, ripple, malteasers, you get like 3 or 4 for a quid.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

What did you decide to go for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you decide to go for? "

I haven't made up my mind buy I'm toying with the idea of a signed picture of David Hasslehoff in a frame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howard the Duck

Must be able to get a copy of that somewhere for less than £5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hat

hot water bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Howard the Duck

Must be able to get a copy of that somewhere for less than £5"

That's a brilliant idea. £4.18 on Amazon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you decide to go for?

I haven't made up my mind buy I'm toying with the idea of a signed picture of David Hasslehoff in a frame.

Oh stop.I'm glad your not my secret santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hosiery?

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Honey G

Bags of Hula hoops

Hungry Hungry Hippos

Hopper

Help (album)

Hello (single)

Hufflepuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hendricks gin miniature and a tonic?

Handjob Kit : lube sachet and porn mag

Oh yes they have.x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Why the letter H, OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why the letter H, OP?"

We are going through the alphabet.

Last year I bought a gnome.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Why the letter H, OP?

We are going through the alphabet.

Last year I bought a gnome.

For whom?

And it must be a reasonably long-standing team or it would be pointless doing a different letter of the alphabet each year as they wouldn't get the joke...?

Or is the joke elsewhere... Are you not just jangling our collective chain with your seasonal threading?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handkerchiefs

Hair products

Handcream

Handcuffs (just seeing if anyone is reading group above posts) lol

Hat

I've given up my ideas obv don't pass muster.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's for a man I'm guessing.

Do they still sell Hooch?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Harmonica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hendricks gin miniature and a tonic?

Handjob Kit : lube sachet and porn mag

Red riding wolf I too love Hendricks gin mmm yummy but must have a slice of cucumber rather than lime or lemon. thought I would mention you are very sexy having looked at your profile and pics

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

(small) harpsichord

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why the letter H, OP?

We are going through the alphabet.

Last year I bought a gnome.

For whom?

And it must be a reasonably long-standing team or it would be pointless doing a different letter of the alphabet each year as they wouldn't get the joke...?

Or is the joke elsewhere... Are you not just jangling our collective chain with your seasonal threading?

It just goes into a sack and it's passed round at our department Christmas dinner.

I'm not sure about other departments but this is my third Christmas here and it just narrows down the field a little bit in terms of what to buy as a gift.

Does that help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gettin my ex n his gf an initial mug each n a bag of their fave coffee. Costin me just a fiver. Xxx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Why the letter H, OP?

We are going through the alphabet.

Last year I bought a gnome.

For whom?

And it must be a reasonably long-standing team or it would be pointless doing a different letter of the alphabet each year as they wouldn't get the joke...?

Or is the joke elsewhere... Are you not just jangling our collective chain with your seasonal threading?

It just goes into a sack and it's passed round at our department Christmas dinner.

I'm not sure about other departments but this is my third Christmas here and it just narrows down the field a little bit in terms of what to buy as a gift.

Does that help?"

Sounds insane.

I'd use the opportunity to sabotage it in some way if it's untraceable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry cavill.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

£5 of Hubba Bubba chewing gum.

Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot sauce.

Haiku poetry book.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harmonica"

I like that idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harmonica"

You buy those for the children of people you don't like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds insane.

I'd use the opportunity to sabotage it in some way if it's untraceable

I'm pretty certain everyone would know it was me.

Plus I work with the Corporate Directors and CEX, so... Probably not the best idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harmonica

I like that idea."

Could be kept in their office drawer for times of stress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "How to" book.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Harmonica

You buy those for the children of people you don't like."

Yes!

*claps hands excitedly*

Do you know the best trick? What you do is over-wrap with sellotape prompting frenzied opening but what you've done is put glitter inside the package that then goes all over the shop.

Little darlings are pleased as punch, parents of sprog less so.

Prefect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hip flask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bottle of wine. Hangover in a bottle lol

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

If he/she is a keen gardener, you should be able to get a sack of good Horseshit for a fiver. Nothing better for the roses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loathe secret Santa's. I always try and opt out but people seem to be horrified when I do that.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hot dogs

Helium balloons

Hamper

Hat

Homework

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I loathe secret Santa's. I always try and opt out but people seem to be horrified when I do that. "

The trick is to subvert it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loathe secret Santa's. I always try and opt out but people seem to be horrified when I do that.

The trick is to subvert it"

That does speak to my 'dark triad' personality but I'm simply not creative enough

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Hobby horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hobby horse"
.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Hobby horse.

xx"

One on the website that is also a river for £4.96 with sound effects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungry hungry hippos !

Hours of fun, bound to be on auction sites for £5 or less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whore! Well it works phonetically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humbugs (Sweets).....topical and tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whore! Well it works phonetically "

Are you a merman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 small jars of hanuka honey, they're 1.36 at morissons I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£5 worth of haribo? "

My favourite

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Humbug Hat - you can get a great one for a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handbrake

Ham

Someone call Hannah

Hopscotch

Hammer (I did have a hammer but I lost it) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hemp

Hashish

Hershey chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny unicorn shower cap. Or a hammer look pen. Jar of honey. A hooting owl flash light.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Hanker chiefs?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hairy bikers book /dvd

Horrid Henry

Horticulture books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half of ten pounds

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand made Cigar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heroin? \_

*Not sure how much a fiver gets you though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haribo sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heroin? \_

*Not sure how much a fiver gets you though."

Liar. I bet you know EXACTLY how much a fiver would get

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Do you want me to sign a photo?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

How much is Hungry Hippos? I am loving the signed pic of an H related 'celebrity' idea (what about Harry Hamlin?). I have also seen an animatronic hamster in a wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want me to sign a photo?

Can I have one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps if it is a female colleague, a pair of hold -ups? Pref in a colour that she would wear. If it's a young guy, some smelly stuff like lynx, shower gel etc. Lynx do so many varieties, they may have one beginning with H. Failing that, browse the shelves in Savers or Boots and find something suitable. If you have a Lush near you, you can get all sorts of hand-made soaps and bath bombs....and they all have quirky names like "Honey, I washed the kids'. If you don't like that, then I would defo go for a fivers worth of Haribo...get a tub full!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heroin? \_

*Not sure how much a fiver gets you though.

Liar. I bet you know EXACTLY how much a fiver would get

I think it's six years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooper colour corkscrew... Morrisons

Enid Blyton books for adults...

Or a trip to txmaxx?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh..H... Sorry skimmed...

Hat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Has anyone said Hot Water Bottle ? I cba reading it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you looked on a website called Fiverr? Dave Gorman was talking about it the other day

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Horlicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

half a halibut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"half a halibut

A Hali?

*technically that's 4 seventh's, not a half.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

honorary degree certificate in....(fill in the blank)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hottie....hot water bottle,especially a cute animal style on if its for a girlie

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seeds! a few packets of flower seeds! everyone likes flowers!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I love secret Santa the only problem it never stays secret in my office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hottie....hot water bottle,especially a cute animal style on if its for a girlie

or that! id like a lemur one!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Hammock

Herb growing kit

Hamburger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do my sisters secret Santa every year and it's safe to say the 'unlucky' person is the only one in the office to get an embarrassing, somewhat cheeky, present.

I would say as it's anonymous just get something that would give everyone a few giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy meal from Mcd's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jar of Horlicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about Herpes, loads of people go bareback on here. Should be easy to get plus you save that £5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright I'll be serious.

How about a Harry Potter book or dvd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£5 H - Half a salmon from a fish market.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Haemorrhoid cream ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My secret Santa is a tenner

I feel robbed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still not made up my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly the singing doll of H from Steps on eBay is going for £30 so is too pricy. It sings Tragedy.

It is one.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've got the trainee in our team and I really don't know him very well but I figure I would disappoint if I didn't lower the tone with something inappropriate... we have a ten quid limit and anything goes... suggestions welcome...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you received last year, preferably still wrapped in its original paper. pass it as a hand-on gift to get the H

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