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How would you leave your current job?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Idea from Givemeyoursoul.

Would you go with dignity or cause a 'ruckus'?

I work alone so I can't relate right now. But when I left my last place of employment i was made redundant along with a few others. I walked over to a gorgeous blonde I'd been flirting with she stood up for a hug, I gave her a smacking big kiss.

It felt good. And less embarrassing than walking across the tables telling the bosses what I thought of them.

(That was my other option).

I got a few pats in the back for it, rather than escorted from the building.

How would you leave yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I work for myself. So I'd tell my boss what I thought of them, proberbly take a shit on my desk, and then walk out the back door with a 'so long, fuckers' before coming back in the front door, cleaning up the mess, and making myself stand in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I work for myself. So I'd tell my boss what I thought of them, proberbly take a shit on my desk, and then walk out the back door with a 'so long, fuckers' before coming back in the front door, cleaning up the mess, and making myself stand in the corner."

This

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I love my job and the people I work with. I don't want to leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, I work for myself. So I'd tell my boss what I thought of them, proberbly take a shit on my desk, and then walk out the back door with a 'so long, fuckers' before coming back in the front door, cleaning up the mess, and making myself stand in the corner."

Made me laugh. I've disciplined my self so many times I'm unsure how I've kept myself around.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd like to be fired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By submitting a written request, working out the required notice period ensuring a professional handover of my duties, and handing back any work-issued equipment such as laptops, telephones and ID passes before I left

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By submitting a written request, working out the required notice period ensuring a professional handover of my duties, and handing back any work-issued equipment such as laptops, telephones and ID passes before I left "

Don't worry. Your boss isn't reading this you 'suck up'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just through the door like every other day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love my job and the people I work with. I don't want to leave "

Have you asked them what they think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my boss and my work colleagues.

I don't like some of the public I have to deal with.

I'd quite happily tell some of them what I really think of them if was going to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already retired so many times that now I just prefer too leave the door open......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working for myself, my boss is a bastard when it comes to time off for holidays/illness! The day will probably come sooner rather than later when I have had enough and will just down tools and say it's enough. I've thought about it quite a bit. Selling up and buying a motor home or narrow boat has crossed my mind more than one or ten times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working for myself, my boss is a bastard when it comes to time off for holidays/illness! The day will probably come sooner rather than later when I have had enough and will just down tools and say it's enough. I've thought about it quite a bit. Selling up and buying a motor home or narrow boat has crossed my mind more than one or ten times.

"

Your boss is DAMM FINE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like in Avicii's video ..I could be the one. .. (apart from the last bit when she gets knocked over )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By submitting a written request, working out the required notice period ensuring a professional handover of my duties, and handing back any work-issued equipment such as laptops, telephones and ID passes before I left

Don't worry. Your boss isn't reading this you 'suck up'! "

best err on the side of caution, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working for myself, my boss is a bastard when it comes to time off for holidays/illness! The day will probably come sooner rather than later when I have had enough and will just down tools and say it's enough. I've thought about it quite a bit. Selling up and buying a motor home or narrow boat has crossed my mind more than one or ten times.

Your boss is DAMM FINE!

"

I've never looked at him like that myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I left my last job I made sure I told the whole management team that they don't have a hope in hell of taking the company forward, because they don't have the vision or drive, my onlky regret is that I didn't take a mic in to drop on my way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last job I left was the prison and I had to stay 6 months after handing my notice in, slightly awkward but glad I got out before the smoking ban came in!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

The way I'd like to leave:

"Sorry I won't be in any more, I've just won Euro-millions"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thoroughly enjoy my job and the people who I work with are truly a fantastic bunch.

As much as I enjoy my job, I don't wish to retire there as I have ambitions, but if I was to leave my current place, it would definitely be with dignity and I would miss them all terribly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always leave on good terms

You might need refreshes off them or even your job back one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working for myself, my boss is a bastard when it comes to time off for holidays/illness! The day will probably come sooner rather than later when I have had enough and will just down tools and say it's enough. I've thought about it quite a bit. Selling up and buying a motor home or narrow boat has crossed my mind more than one or ten times.

Your boss is DAMM FINE!

I've never looked at him like that myself "

oh i have many a time... from a distance like.

wouldnt want a restraining order now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops references

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no loyalty no more, so tell em stick you job where the sun don't shine . In a nutshell fuck you job

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I tried to leave my last job with minimal fuss possible and got a hate campaign and character assassination in return (after they begged me to stay)

Don't think I'd change the approach to especially since my profession is quite specialised and everyone knows everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dignity and internal ranting. It's a relatively small field that I work in so I'd be bound to end up needing to work with/for the same people at some point.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I love my job and the people I work with. I don't want to leave

Have you asked them what they think? "

Everybody loves me

True story

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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago

Goole

Later botches to rapturous applause

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dignity and internal ranting. It's a relatively small field that I work in so I'd be bound to end up needing to work with/for the same people at some point. "

Do you pick strawberries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working for myself, my boss is a bastard when it comes to time off for holidays/illness! The day will probably come sooner rather than later when I have had enough and will just down tools and say it's enough. I've thought about it quite a bit. Selling up and buying a motor home or narrow boat has crossed my mind more than one or ten times.

Your boss is DAMM FINE!

I've never looked at him like that myself

oh i have many a time... from a distance like.

wouldnt want a restraining order now "

Is it the time that I have spent on Fab that has made me read that as an order to be physically restrained... just me? I'll get my coat

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

In no current frame of mind, get a new job walk out of the job on Friday and start the new one on Monday. Not tell a soul.

I know not the best way.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Under a hail of bullets

?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Taken away by the FBI

(really don;t fancy that)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Impeached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dignity and internal ranting. It's a relatively small field that I work in so I'd be bound to end up needing to work with/for the same people at some point.

Do you pick strawberries? "

No I got sacked from that job for eating them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I left my last job I made sure I told the whole management team that they don't have a hope in hell of taking the company forward, because they don't have the vision or drive, my onlky regret is that I didn't take a mic in to drop on my way out "

I made a similar statement when I was made redundant a few years ago. The company went bust four months afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually like where I work now, I get on with everyone from the owner, directors, managers and the majority of the workers so I'd happily had my notice in and say thanks to everyone.

My last job on the other hand, I walked out of threatening to wrap a crowbar round the sales managers head!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I have 5 years left (or 3 with good behaviour) on my current 'job' of stitching mail bags, then I get to leave automatically....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my job and a lot of the people I work with/for but I'd never cause a ruckus as I'm far too passive for that and would rather not get a bad reputation for future employers and ruin my career before I've even had one.

Also it's the adult thing to dom just be calm and leave. Bon voyage. Don't see the point in making a mess and being immature about it

~Mia

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I retired last week and worked my full day, cleared all outstanding cases, made a folder with handover notes: saved on the shared drive in case my boss needed to amend. Thanked my team for making me look good, thanked my boss and colleagues all with a smile and professional to the last, even though they were replacing me with a consultant they'd be paying £8k more as no one internally had my skill set.

Not bitter...she lies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I retired last week and worked my full day, cleared all outstanding cases, made a folder with handover notes: saved on the shared drive in case my boss needed to amend. Thanked my team for making me look good, thanked my boss and colleagues all with a smile and professional to the last, even though they were replacing me with a consultant they'd be paying £8k more as no one internally had my skill set.

Not bitter...she lies!

"

Enjoy your retirement. I keep doing the lottery to bring mine closer.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Been fired from every job I ever had, usually for refusing to kow-tow......so had my own businesses for 30 years, so I'd just turn the computer off and walk away lol!`

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I retired last week and worked my full day, cleared all outstanding cases, made a folder with handover notes: saved on the shared drive in case my boss needed to amend. Thanked my team for making me look good, thanked my boss and colleagues all with a smile and professional to the last, even though they were replacing me with a consultant they'd be paying £8k more as no one internally had my skill set.

Not bitter...she lies!

Enjoy your retirement. I keep doing the lottery to bring mine closer. "

Got my numbers down!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I have 5 years left (or 3 with good behaviour) on my current 'job' of stitching mail bags, then I get to leave automatically.... "

I never know whether it's him or her, but I like your sense of humour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've literally handed my resignation letter in today. I will not be working in the New Year as taking at least 3 months off. My letter was professional and, although I will miss people, I'm looking forward to a break as had a job since I was 14 and worked hard all my life.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I wouldn't risk causing too much of a fuss - it's quite difficult to get to where I am as a woman in the company. And a lot of people in the industry know each other well so wouldn't want my reputation to be fucked. I'd just quietly leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like the organisation and people where I work so nothing fun or dramatic. I'd still like to just slip quietly out of the back door with no fuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop kick my manager and fuck his hot wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I work for myself. So I'd tell my boss what I thought of them, proberbly take a shit on my desk, and then walk out the back door with a 'so long, fuckers' before coming back in the front door, cleaning up the mess, and making myself stand in the corner."

Haha

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I have 5 years left (or 3 with good behaviour) on my current 'job' of stitching mail bags, then I get to leave automatically....

I never know whether it's him or her, but I like your sense of humour! "

Thanks, this one was from MrB .

Any silly or posts not thought through properly are from me.

Any posts flirting with the ladies is from Bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way it's looking probably on a zimmer frame

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I love my job and I am loved at my job. So when I leave many will weep.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Working for myself, my boss is a bastard when it comes to time off for holidays/illness! The day will probably come sooner rather than later when I have had enough and will just down tools and say it's enough. I've thought about it quite a bit. Selling up and buying a motor home or narrow boat has crossed my mind more than one or ten times.

"

I wouldn't mind your boss bringing his tools over to mine

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I like who I work for, days off if I can't be arsed or got other stuff to do are not a problem, weekend working if I want it (sometimes when I don't) holiday pay is crap though as are sickness benefits..

Yep I work for myself..it has its good & bad points..

I'll leave before I get sacked though

S

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Been here for 21 years not looking to leave soon nearest employment of any sort to my house

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