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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am been watching the last man on earth recently and i got thinking. If you woke up in the morning to find you was the last man/woman on earth. What would you do... id get a few cars lamb ferraris and so on and race myself round the m25 trying to beat my own time........ and maybe find holly Willoughbys body before she goes cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably rummage through people's houses and wank myself silly over all of my neighbours underwear drawers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was the only person left

I would do what will smith did in I legend

Look for others and build my house so no zombies could get in and eat me ....but there is only me ...so that wont happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick a destination somewhere warm in the South of France, head there in a variety of fast cars and like Phil did in LMOE leave messages in case you aren't the last person.

Anyone else have a thing for Kirsten Schall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to Disney world and not have to que for anything

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I am been watching the last man on earth recently and i got thinking. If you woke up in the morning to find you was the last man/woman on earth. What would you do... id get a few cars lamb ferraris and so on and race myself round the m25 trying to beat my own time........ and maybe find holly Willoughbys body before she goes cold"

Are these like Kosher Ferraris? or a just mish-mash of the Italian job?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I'd post on here for a meet. Then start a thread that the site if full of time wasters, cuz nobody wants to play. Then start another thread asking if there is something wrong with my profile. Then start another thread that people are ignoring my messages and leaving them unread.

And finally start a thread saying it is a waste of time here, so I'm going UNLOS xxxxx Suzi

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Pick a destination somewhere warm in the South of France, head there in a variety of fast cars and like Phil did in LMOE leave messages in case you aren't the last person.

Anyone else have a thing for Kirsten Schall"

If I was the last man on earth, I'd just wandering about and enjoy the "company" of all the poor lonely women

Cal

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Actually. I'd just get naked and go wherever I wanted too, naked...... and nobody could stop me, cuz no one else would be around to complain xxxxx xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick a destination somewhere warm in the South of France, head there in a variety of fast cars and like Phil did in LMOE leave messages in case you aren't the last person.

Anyone else have a thing for Kirsten Schall

If I was the last man on earth, I'd just wandering about and enjoy the "company" of all the poor lonely women

Cal "

Ha, good answer!

If I was the last man on earth my messages would STILL go unopened and I'd be blocked and deleted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick a destination somewhere warm in the South of France, head there in a variety of fast cars and like Phil did in LMOE leave messages in case you aren't the last person.

Anyone else have a thing for Kirsten Schall

If I was the last man on earth, I'd just wandering about and enjoy the "company" of all the poor lonely women

Cal "

If you read the comic book Y: Last Man it's not too great being the last male alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd come in here and cause an argument...

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I would make up numerous personalities and alleviate the boredom by posting on the forums!

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

If I was the last woman on earth, but it was still full of men...id have to barracade myself in somewhere and pretend I didn't exist....maybe find a few men to worship me

Because you know they gonna wanna fuck the life out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd post on here for a meet. Then start a thread that the site if full of time wasters, cuz nobody wants to play. Then start another thread asking if there is something wrong with my profile. Then start another thread that people are ignoring my messages and leaving them unread.

And finally start a thread saying it is a waste of time here, so I'm going UNLOS xxxxx Suzi "

This is sounding all too real for my liking!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I am been watching the last man on earth recently and i got thinking. If you woke up in the morning to find you was the last man/woman on earth. What would you do... id get a few cars lamb ferraris and so on and race myself round the m25 trying to beat my own time........ and maybe find holly Willoughbys body before she goes cold"

I like your style, OP, but can think of one or two problems with the scenario

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please tell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would have already cleared the road of any vehicles if thats what your getting at.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I would have already cleared the road of any vehicles if thats what your getting at. "

Ok, so long as you're prepared to singlehandedly clear the M25 of cars, np.

Holly Willoughby might be a bit cold tho'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is, if that was to happen I would never be able to visit US or Australia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id more then possibly just do what I do every day. Stay in n watch tv (prerecorded stuff). Bitch about y'all on here as thers no mods to stop me. N sleep. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id more then possibly just do what I do every day. Stay in n watch tv (prerecorded stuff). Bitch about y'all on here as thers no mods to stop me. N sleep. xxx"

I'd go the self service opticians thought your avatar was a portrait pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Course you could. Would take a while. But drive as far as you could then take a small boat trip simple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its not like id have anything better to do... id get the biggest bull dozer i could find... and not to worry about her being cold... id soon warm her up again.... unfact id have a 3 sum with her and susan reid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd cry and curse not going on that Survive the Apocolypse Training Course.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Without women, life really wouldn't be worth living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have already cleared the road of any vehicles if thats what your getting at.

Ok, so long as you're prepared to singlehandedly clear the M25 of cars, np.

Holly Willoughby might be a bit cold tho'

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Put her in the oven to warm her up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without women, life really wouldn't be worth living "

There is times I wish I knew more emoji symbols...green faced one in particular!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Without women, life really wouldn't be worth living

There is times I wish I knew more emoji symbols...green faced one in particular!"

Ha! It's true as far as I'm concerned though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am been watching the last man on earth recently and i got thinking. If you woke up in the morning to find you was the last man/woman on earth. What would you do... id get a few cars lamb ferraris and so on and race myself round the m25 trying to beat my own time........ and maybe find holly Willoughbys body before she goes cold"

I wouldn't bother waiting until the pub opened for a drink, that's assured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id more then possibly just do what I do every day. Stay in n watch tv (prerecorded stuff). Bitch about y'all on here as thers no mods to stop me. N sleep. xxx

I'd go the self service opticians thought your avatar was a portrait pic. "

Wtf I'm too unintelligent to understand xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet the last man on earth still wouldn't get laid on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was the last man on earth, I would phone all the women who knocked me back and say.

You know when you said"not if you were the last man on earth......"

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By *orny47suckmenowMan
over a year ago

maidstone

I'd go to Heathrow get a jumbo jet, and give it a go, after all you've got nothing to lose ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was the last man on earth, I would phone all the women who knocked me back and say.

You know when you said"not if you were the last man on earth......" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrorize the streets in expensive underwear and a cape, armed with a set of jump leads

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By *0sKidMan
over a year ago

Newport

I love that show! I would have a whale of a time

First thing would be learn to fly, find a simulator like the Chinese guy. Then the world's my oyster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there's 458 nuclear reactors about to go China syndrome....

Would I really want to live alone,mmmm tricky one?.

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Think I'd probably watch some wildlife from off the lizard peninsula with a bottle of Irish whiskey for comfort and maybe swim out with the dolphins

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By *im le2Man
over a year ago

AYLESTONE

If I was the last man . Suppose I'd have to take myself in hand as per usual.

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