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Spoiler alert... Father Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How old was you when you realised he was fictional?

I was about 7. Our new home had central heating and mum couldn't convince me he didn't need a chimney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sssshhh santa is real

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sssshhh santa is real "

Pssst. He ain't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was never officially told he wasn't real. My opinion mans still out here with presents eating mince pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sssshhh santa is real

Pssst. He ain't! "

O yes he is....

The spirit of him must live on.

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By *icelymarkedplusoneCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

He's real. The bloody reindeer poo don't half block the gutters and down spouts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's real. The bloody reindeer poo don't half block the gutters and down spouts! "

That might be your neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 6 I think, my older sister and I wondered why santa had the same handwriting and wrapping paper as my mam and dad. We discussed it for ages between ourselves before asking them

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I don't think I ever had the news broken to me. My daughter still believes at 11 and I just say to my older boys that it's more fun to believe

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ben is the Grinch. Don't believe him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant remember how old but i know i spent at least 2 years trying to convince the rents that i knew it was them - until i was old enough to manage to stay awake and catch them putting the pillow case in the bedroom -

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"cant remember how old but i know i spent at least 2 years trying to convince the rents that i knew it was them - until i was old enough to manage to stay awake and catch them putting the pillow case in the bedroom - "

Everyone knows the real Santa Claus doesn't put pillowcases in the bedroom.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Until I was seven and discovered my father's boots covered in the 'snow' that Father Christmas had apparently trod in to the house.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If Santa ain't real, who's this then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Santa ain't real, who's this then? "

thats the fab smiley man with a silly hat on

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

I caught my parents wrapping my Christmas presents when I was 3. And never forgot it!!

My eldest is the youngest in his year & made it to yr 6 aged 10. His brother is the eldest in yr just about made it to last year age 9.

It's boring without the magic of Santa

JG x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"If Santa ain't real, who's this then?

thats the fab smiley man with a silly hat on"

Nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Santa ain't real, who's this then?

thats the fab smiley man with a silly hat on

Nooooooo "

sorry xxxxx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not sure; 6 or 7.

I remember staying awake to see what happened and spying my dad coming in with the stocking.

Game over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember when I found out. But also I can't remember being traumatised by it either so I'm guessing it was just a 'meh, fair enough' moment.

I do remember every Christmas Eve staring at the sky out of my bedroom window hoping to see Santas sleigh. I never did though.

Then one year somehow I must have just known ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Santa's not real Me and the Grand kids have been fleeced for £22, by some bloke in a red suit & beard at our Shopping Centre Sunday gone.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Sssshhh santa is real "

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Can't remember how old I was but my daughter has just been informed by her friends that Santa, mum and the tooth fairy are all one and the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sssshhh santa is real

Pssst. He ain't! "

Yes he is very real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ba hum bug i still believe in the spirit of Santa

ho ho ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Santa isn't real and omnipresent, how can he be in his grotto in Garden Centres and shopping malls in Reading, Bracknell, Basingstoke and Newbury at the same time then?

Pfft! Explain THAT non-believers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa is jolly real , I believe in his splendid jolliness.

I will be writing my letter today.

Pooch would like a new chemistry set and for myself a certain Icelandic Pixie singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every Christmas I remember dressing up in a full Santa suit just to put our boys stocking at the end of his bed in case he was awake. That and gnawing carrots and leaving mince pie crumbs.

Broke the news very gently before secondary school started but unsurprisingly he'd already guessed.

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