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By *igjrv OP   Man
over a year ago

blackwood

Ok competition time. Your playing for pride and the position of naughtiest person on here.

In thirty words or less describe a fantasy of yours or something outrageously sexual you have done.

I'll pick the winners later so make them go oooo lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope this isn't another 'give me something to wank over' thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so naughty that when I saw a neighbour allow his dog too take a shite in the street without cleaning it up.......

I wrapped the shite in an paper bag and posted it through his letter box ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope this isn't another 'give me something to wank over' thread "

I like how it's not a vote...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I won ?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm not naughty, just down right bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What!? Confess to being naughty now? When Santa's elves are in the final stages of finalising their 'good boys and girls' lists?

Nice try OP, but I'm not falling into *that* trap!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not naughty, just down right bad!"

Judging by the photo with 10 sexy women on the bed...I can believe you!

Would.love to hear the story behind that pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you want dirty eh? When I had just left high school, there was a girl I knew who was filth personified. Had a pussy that just was never satisfied. There was a rumour that she masturbated with whatever household objects she could get her hands on, a frozen sausage was one of the main ones. She even gave herself a wine enema in a restaurant in front of a bunch of people. So anyway, I was off work and horny as most 18 year olds are.. I dropped her a message asking if she wanted to come round.

"Hell yes, I'll be there like the good little slut I am "

Wicked. I was in there. I instructed my slut to wear a skirt for easy access, so I could run my hand up her thigh whenever I felt like and touch that juicy, sweet wetness between her legs.

So I jumped in the shower, about half an hour later there's a knock at the door. She's standing there in the shortest skirt I've ever seen, you could practically see her pussy peaking out under the bottom; with a low cut top that showed off her beautiful sexy breasts.

We head up to my bedroom, she gets on the bed and crosses her legs, flashing me her pink as she did - No underwear, god I love this dirty girl.

So I put a DVD on, Lord of the Rings. Background noise mainly, long enough and boring enough that I should be inside that pussy in no time. We started spooning, I couldn't control my erection at this point and I know she could feel it. She starts rubbing her ass against my rock hard cock, I could see her breathing getting heavier. She wanted it badly.

I couldn't control myself either, I slid my hand up her thigh, spread her legs and brushed my fingertips against her lips. Her whole body quivered and she gasped.

This girl was desperate for some action. She grabbed my hand and..

Oh actually, last week I put a cockroach in my mouth just for the banter. That probably takes it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew this fit Canadian girl who asked for an old king clancy

It was legend..wait for it.. Ary.

(i am guessing most will have no idea what the hell I am talking aboot)

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"I knew this fit Canadian girl who asked for an old king clancy

It was legend..wait for it.. Ary.

(i am guessing most will have no idea what the hell I am talking aboot) "

Yea, reet

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd give most posters a run for their money - but then I know other users who have 'surpassed' my exploits.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Ok competition time. Your playing for pride and the position of naughtiest person on here.

In thirty words or less describe a fantasy of yours or something outrageously sexual you have done.

I'll pick the winners later so make them go oooo lol xx "

Threads are limited to 175 posts. Not enough room for me to write all the outrageously sexual things I've done

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'd give most posters a run for their money - but then I know other users who have 'surpassed' my exploits.

"

Is that possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope this isn't another 'give me something to wank over' thread "

it more than likely is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you want dirty eh? When I had just left high school, there was a girl I knew who was filth personified. Had a pussy that just was never satisfied. There was a rumour that she masturbated with whatever household objects she could get her hands on, a frozen sausage was one of the main ones. She even gave herself a wine enema in a restaurant in front of a bunch of people. So anyway, I was off work and horny as most 18 year olds are.. I dropped her a message asking if she wanted to come round.

"Hell yes, I'll be there like the good little slut I am "

Wicked. I was in there. I instructed my slut to wear a skirt for easy access, so I could run my hand up her thigh whenever I felt like and touch that juicy, sweet wetness between her legs.

So I jumped in the shower, about half an hour later there's a knock at the door. She's standing there in the shortest skirt I've ever seen, you could practically see her pussy peaking out under the bottom; with a low cut top that showed off her beautiful sexy breasts.

We head up to my bedroom, she gets on the bed and crosses her legs, flashing me her pink as she did - No underwear, god I love this dirty girl.

So I put a DVD on, Lord of the Rings. Background noise mainly, long enough and boring enough that I should be inside that pussy in no time. We started spooning, I couldn't control my erection at this point and I know she could feel it. She starts rubbing her ass against my rock hard cock, I could see her breathing getting heavier. She wanted it badly.

I couldn't control myself either, I slid my hand up her thigh, spread her legs and brushed my fingertips against her lips. Her whole body quivered and she gasped.

This girl was desperate for some action. She grabbed my hand and..

Oh actually, last week I put a cockroach in my mouth just for the banter. That probably takes it."

stories and fantasies is thataway

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'd give most posters a run for their money - but then I know other users who have 'surpassed' my exploits.

Is that possible? "

Yes.

I can think of two people (but virtue of, *ahem*, age and experience at least ) who can piss all over any stories I can tell.

There'll be others.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

See, I can't tell half my good stories as they contain significant elements that are against the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, I can't tell half my good stories as they contain significant elements that are against the rules "

I've only heard a couple of your stories. I won't even bother. Plus you know. I'm an angel.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"See, I can't tell half my good stories as they contain significant elements that are against the rules

I've only heard a couple of your stories. I won't even bother. Plus you know. I'm an angel. "

Butter would not melt, &c.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Thirty words won't really cover it. I'm certain there will be those who are quite a few years older with more exciting stories anyways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The naughtiest thing I've done I'd rather not admit to. And my fantasy, is liable for a forum ban. Boring I know. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, I can't tell half my good stories as they contain significant elements that are against the rules

I've only heard a couple of your stories. I won't even bother. Plus you know. I'm an angel.

Butter would not melt, &c.

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By *igjrv OP   Man
over a year ago

blackwood

No winners yet.

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

I was gangbanged on the big round bed at Cham's on bi night. 4 women with strap-ons and I lost count of the cocks. About 20 people watching my ass and mouth get used...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gangbanged on the big round bed at Cham's on bi night. 4 women with strap-ons and I lost count of the cocks. About 20 people watching my ass and mouth get used..."

You win

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

Yay! My enormous man-slut tendencies acknowledged at last!

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