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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a cut on my leg and its quite wide and I can see like white "meat" is this bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd call 111 and give them details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If electrical tape don't fix it,it's time to call somebody.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh my! Go seek some advice now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What about if you can't see somebody then would anyone have any recommendations on what to do?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I guess you could do a Rambo and stitch it yourself?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you had butterfly stitches at home you could use them. i'm guessing you don't have any.

what did 111 say?

also, are you still bleeding? is it healing at all?

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Superglue, stings but works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cut on my leg and its quite wide and I can see like white "meat" is this bad?"
Man up yer wuss . If yer can't see bone it's cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A&E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait few days, mayby weeks

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm with the super glue idea. I don't recommend it as it stings more than paying a divorce settlement (nearl) but it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey strips will sort it

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"What about if you can't see somebody then would anyone have any recommendations on what to do?"

Why can't you see someone?

I would suggest a walk in centre.

Also how long is the cut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what did you do in the end and what would you hav done if no bugger on here had replied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cut on my leg and its quite wide and I can see like white "meat" is this bad?"

You see 'white' meat?

Are you a chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seek medical advice from Medical professionals (go to A&E)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post online about it. Find out more info from reliable strangers. Have you tried Facebook or Yahoo answers?

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Bloody attention seekers!!

Go to A and E; 111 will only send you there anyway. And they do use superglue these days to deal certain cuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic sponge ??

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Infection control is your main concern, treat the wound with iodine then gauze and dress it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about if you can't see somebody then would anyone have any recommendations on what to do?"

I would have said yes you need stitches or surgical glue.... the white layer you see is called the epidermis. That's quiet a deep cut if you can see that layer, plus more chance of complicated infections setting in. However seeing this is 7 hour old thread. There's nothing more to be done other than clean it, dress it and maybe a course if antibiotics! As the skin ends die off after 1 HR so the would won't nit back together correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This forum never fails to amaze me.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I know you see a lot of nurses uniforms on here.... Not all ladies who wear nurses uniforms on here are nurses though.. best seeking out professional help.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop


"What about if you can't see somebody then would anyone have any recommendations on what to do?"

The only reason you would avoid A&E would be a stabbing you didn't want reporting. Get to A&E...huge risk of infection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean it throughly & steri strip it,you can buy them in pharmacies.

I assume it's stopped bleeding?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

get to A E if still bleeding

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"get to A E if still bleeding "

If it's still bleeding after 7 hours ?

The man will be needing a transfusion !

I do hope he's ok, seeing as we haven't had an update

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get to A E if still bleeding

If it's still bleeding after 7 hours ?

The man will be needing a transfusion !

I do hope he's ok, seeing as we haven't had an update "

Blood pressure is more a concern too!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"get to A E if still bleeding

If it's still bleeding after 7 hours ?

The man will be needing a transfusion !

I do hope he's ok, seeing as we haven't had an update "

soz didnt realise it was that long ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He hasn't come back to us yet, he's either still sat in A and E or he's bled out at the foot of his stairs.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I have a cut on my leg and its quite wide and I can see like white "meat" is this bad?

You see 'white' meat?

Are you a chicken? "

Possibly in more ways than one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the super glue out. and keep it covered!

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK


"I have a cut on my leg and its quite wide and I can see like white "meat" is this bad?"

Seriously? Think you may need medical help!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Just leave it a few weeks. If your leg swells up and you get septicaemia , then it did need stitching. If it heals up on its own you didn't.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

We're back to that old problem of 'something goes wrong so my first-port-of-call is social media.'

I would say seek medical attention!

But that's either been done or the OP has bled to death...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's not stopping you from typing on here I would imagine its probably not as dramatic as implied ...

But hey...... I'm not a real doctor...

Yours sincerely

Dr Sox......

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Cautery.

Dig out that cast iron poker.

Light a fire.

Grit teeth.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Cautery.

Dig out that cast iron poker.

Light a fire.

Grit teeth."

Nah, superglue is an effective, stop-gap treatment for deep wounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catch the blood in a dirty rag then suck it back out and swallow it to avoid bleeding to death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been 11 hrs now...... someone should check on him...

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Make an identical sized cut in your other leg. The blood won't know which to come out of, and stay in your body.

That should work fine, I know, I'm a swinger.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"It's been 11 hrs now...... someone should check on him... "

I actually hope he doesn't go UNLOS....

is our 'advice' admissible at an inquest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's been 11 hrs now...... someone should check on him...

I actually hope he doesn't go UNLOS....

is our 'advice' admissible at an inquest?

"

Surely if he's fully drained-out that's not likely to happen ...

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"If electrical tape don't fix it,it's time to call somebody. "

What a ridiculaous suggestion!

everybody knows sparky tape is only good for fingers and a leg will heal perfectly well wrapped in gaffer tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask people on forums on sex sites, It's definitely the most sensible thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cut on my leg and its quite wide and I can see like white "meat" is this bad?

You see 'white' meat?

Are you a chicken? "

The white 'meat' is sub cutaneous fat, get yourself to A+E.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cut on my leg and its quite wide and I can see like white "meat" is this bad?

You see 'white' meat?

Are you a chicken?

The white 'meat' is sub cutaneous fat, get yourself to A+E."

I'm hoping the OP isn't still sat around waiting for further advice, although you never can tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cut on my leg and its quite wide and I can see like white "meat" is this bad?

Seriously? Think you may need medical help! "

Been there, done that (with a chain saw), decided to ignore it, got infected, took ages to heal, left a big scar....lovely.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Cautery.

Dig out that cast iron poker.

Light a fire.

Grit teeth.

Nah, superglue is an effective, stop-gap treatment for deep wounds. "

Stapler - everyone has a stapler! Pour whisky on it first though....to sterilise

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Try using your common sense

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Very important to avoid infection ! Seek help obviously your concerned if asking on here x

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


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The white 'meat' is sub cutaneous fat, get yourself to A+E."

There you go, it's fat, so while you have chance, scoop it out with a teaspoon and vacuum cleaner. Low-cost liposuction. Always look for the positive in a situation. The skin will also be looser, so easier to staple/glue/gaffer tape up.

Win-win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You consult a medical professional,not random strangers on the internet.

Jesus wept...

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Try using your common sense"

thats as rare as an honest politician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask clit. He has a thread about sewing boobs. He could offer some insight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natural selection at its finest!!

V

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Try using your common sense

thats as rare as an honest politician

"

Derrr, get with it, that's what the internet was invented for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean it, dry it, superglue it, dress it - sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cut on my leg and its quite wide and I can see like white "meat" is this bad?"

Don't forget to add photos to your profile

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Poor lad's not been in here for 16 hours

I do hope he's not going to be tomorrow's headline in the Mirror !

"Fabswinger bleeds to death after seeking medical advice on a sex forum !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If electrical tape don't fix it,it's time to call somebody. "

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Winston Wolf by now

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Superglue, stings but works. "

Do not use superglue, ordinary superglue cures with heat and can burn the skin preventing healing medical superglue is different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the best 'look at me' thread yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the best 'look at me' thread yet? "

It's a cut above the rest

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Is this the best 'look at me' thread yet?

It's a cut above the rest "

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Seek medical advice from Medical professionals (go to A&E)"

Don't listen to him. Don't you know that people have had enough of experts?!?!

Just staple it up and stop complaining!

(don't really, go see a Dr)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"You consult a medical professional,not random strangers on the internet.

Jesus wept..."

We're quicker, no waiting time for appointments, offer great sexual injuries recovery expertise as well as some smart arse feedback into the bargain. You can't get all that in a 2-3 mins NHS visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seek medical advice from Medical professionals (go to A&E)

Don't listen to him. Don't you know that people have had enough of experts?!?!

Just staple it up and stop complaining!

(don't really, go see a Dr)"

But try not to staple to the bone. It's a bitch to pull them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the best 'look at me' thread yet?

It's a cut above the rest "

Haha genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insert Penis?

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By *ovis69 and green eyesMan
over a year ago

valleys

Superglue & tape closed, stings like a twat but works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't stitch it .it will leave a big cave like dent and look yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't stitch it .it will leave a big cave like dent and look yuk"

Will it dent after 19 hours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and while yer out at the hospital, pick up a suit jacket that fits ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get cut almost everyday, my rule is I can't stop it bleeding within 30minutes and it's wider than an inch it's time for a stitch unless masking tape will hold it together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I get cut almost everyday, my rule is I can't stop it bleeding within 30minutes and it's wider than an inch it's time for a stitch unless masking tape will hold it together "

masking tape?

Get some duct tape on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I get cut almost everyday, my rule is I can't stop it bleeding within 30minutes and it's wider than an inch it's time for a stitch unless masking tape will hold it together "

Have you ever considered being more careful? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I get cut almost everyday, my rule is I can't stop it bleeding within 30minutes and it's wider than an inch it's time for a stitch unless masking tape will hold it together

Have you ever considered being more careful? Lol"

You're meant to hold the other end of the knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these comments are a bit close to the bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ! This is a swingers site for fuck sake !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or stop hitting the hammer with the nail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of these comments are a bit close to the bone "

Badum tissshh!

Liking it miss rubywoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of these comments are a bit close to the bone "

That actually made me wince

I've seen my bone and it wasn't a nice experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hwo many of you have super glued , gaffer taped a wound up ? This does work . But have you ever tried to get a plaster off a wound ! Now think how hard it is to get hard core tape of a deep wound .

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Any news yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of these comments are a bit close to the bone

Badum tissshh!

Liking it miss rubywoo "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any news yet"

Think he's still in the waiting room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and while yer out at the hospital, pick up a suit jacket that fits ya! "

Oh that cuts deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and while yer out at the hospital, pick up a suit jacket that fits ya!

Oh that cuts deep"

So many wound related gags

Starting to get me "wound up"!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Any blood donors around incase he needs some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and while yer out at the hospital, pick up a suit jacket that fits ya!

Oh that cuts deep

So many wound related gags

Starting to get me "wound up"!

"

I'm off to get plastered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK cut it out now. It's too bloody much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and while yer out at the hospital, pick up a suit jacket that fits ya!

Oh that cuts deep

So many wound related gags

Starting to get me "wound up"!

I'm off to get plastered "

Bit of a sore point, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and while yer out at the hospital, pick up a suit jacket that fits ya!

Oh that cuts deep

So many wound related gags

Starting to get me "wound up"!

I'm off to get plastered "

Bloody Mary, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask people on forums on sex sites, It's definitely the most sensible thing to do."

Exactly!

Medical issues? Sex sites.

Legal issues? Sex sites.

Sex issues? Sex sites (given the level of advice some give this ranks woth the others!).

How to fix your computer? Sex sites.

Any question that Google could find the answer to in 10s? Sex sites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post online about it. Find out more info from reliable strangers. Have you tried Facebook or Yahoo answers?"

Bahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask clit. He has a thread about sewing boobs. He could offer some insight "

What a beautiful face x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think he made it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about if you can't see somebody then would anyone have any recommendations on what to do?"

A and E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you see a lot of nurses uniforms on here.... Not all ladies who wear nurses uniforms on here are nurses though.. best seeking out professional help. "
And not everyone that wears nurses uniforms are female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Superglue, stings but works.

Do not use superglue, ordinary superglue cures with heat and can burn the skin preventing healing medical superglue is different."

Actually they're the same. They use moisture to cure (which bison why it doesn't work in plastics and metals). It was developed for battlefield use during the Vietnam war. I've been using it for years on myself and others without issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the best thing is not to cut yourself in the first place ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Superglue, stings but works.

Do not use superglue, ordinary superglue cures with heat and can burn the skin preventing healing medical superglue is different.

Actually they're the same. They use moisture to cure (which bison why it doesn't work in plastics and metals). It was developed for battlefield use during the Vietnam war. I've been using it for years on myself and others without issues."
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So was the 44 magnum.... Who said Vietnam was a waste

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

how do i know if a cut needs stitches... ?

how do i know if someone is an idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of these comments are a bit close to the bone

That actually made me wince

I've seen my bone and it wasn't a nice experience "

Oh I dunno. I cut a knuckle wide open to the bone once. Strangely it never bled atall but I was quite amused watching the joint working

Yes I know im a sick puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Superglue, stings but works.

Do not use superglue, ordinary superglue cures with heat and can burn the skin preventing healing medical superglue is different.

Actually they're the same. They use moisture to cure (which bison why it doesn't work in plastics and metals). It was developed for battlefield use during the Vietnam war. I've been using it for years on myself and others without issues..

So was the 44 magnum.... Who said Vietnam was a waste "

No it wasn't.

The .44 magnum bullet was developed for hunting bears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of these comments are a bit close to the bone

That actually made me wince

I've seen my bone and it wasn't a nice experience

Oh I dunno. I cut a knuckle wide open to the bone once. Strangely it never bled atall but I was quite amused watching the joint working

Yes I know im a sick puppy "

The ones that don;t hurt are the worst.

I was busy high-fiving people and only noticed something was wrong when they backed off and said look at your hand.

Wish I hadn't

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

He's alive!

Or rather someone had access to his account last night

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"He's alive!

Or rather someone had access to his account last night "

Probaby the police investigating why a man bled to death with his leg covered in superglue, gaffer tape, electrical tape and staples, while browsing a swingers site...

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"He's alive!

Or rather someone had access to his account last night

Probaby the police investigating why a man bled to death with his leg covered in superglue, gaffer tape, electrical tape and staples, while browsing a swingers site... "

Sounds like the plot from the next Tarantino film

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By *he Ginger PrincessWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

He didn't say where the cut was...

Even if it was a stabbing we (the staff on A&E) can't tell the police unless the patient tells us they got stabbed and even then we usually phone them at the patients request!

The number of daft excuses for injuries we get....Aww you really fell on that big dildo whilst mopping the floor naked? Oh and it was a burglar that put it up there..

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"He's alive!

Or rather someone had access to his account last night

Probaby the police investigating why a man bled to death with his leg covered in superglue, gaffer tape, electrical tape and staples, while browsing a swingers site...

Sounds like the plot from the next Tarantino film "

I've got Winston Wolf to go and sort out the mess....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just put salt and vinegar on it and it will heal up fine!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I know you see a lot of nurses uniforms on here.... Not all ladies who wear nurses uniforms on here are nurses though.. best seeking out professional help. And not everyone that wears nurses uniforms are female "

i know ... the lads look daft in the dresses lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat isn't white. That's fat mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it gone green yet?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"He's alive!

Or rather someone had access to his account last night

Probaby the police investigating why a man bled to death with his leg covered in superglue, gaffer tape, electrical tape and staples, while browsing a swingers site... "

Lol! I was wondering if he got delirious after gangrene set in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's alive!

Or rather someone had access to his account last night

Probaby the police investigating why a man bled to death with his leg covered in superglue, gaffer tape, electrical tape and staples, while browsing a swingers site...

Sounds like the plot from the next Tarantino film

I've got Winston Wolf to go and sort out the mess...."

Did he have Direct Line insurance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be scabbing up nicely. Don't scratch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you see a lot of nurses uniforms on here.... Not all ladies who wear nurses uniforms on here are nurses though.. best seeking out professional help. And not everyone that wears nurses uniforms are female

i know ... the lads look daft in the dresses lol"
I think I look cute lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cut on my leg and its quite wide and I can see like white "meat" is this bad?"
ps I know a man that knows a man that can get a man to help you make a claim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you see a lot of nurses uniforms on here.... Not all ladies who wear nurses uniforms on here are nurses though.. best seeking out professional help. And not everyone that wears nurses uniforms are female

i know ... the lads look daft in the dresses lol I think I look cute lol "

i love your sissy dresses, very cute to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you see a lot of nurses uniforms on here.... Not all ladies who wear nurses uniforms on here are nurses though.. best seeking out professional help. And not everyone that wears nurses uniforms are female

i know ... the lads look daft in the dresses lol I think I look cute lol

i love your sissy dresses, very cute to me. "
thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you see a lot of nurses uniforms on here.... Not all ladies who wear nurses uniforms on here are nurses though.. best seeking out professional help. And not everyone that wears nurses uniforms are female

i know ... the lads look daft in the dresses lol I think I look cute lol

i love your sissy dresses, very cute to me.

thank you x"

you're very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we need to send somebody around to check on him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we need to send somebody around to check on him? "
no when next door complain to the police about the smell of death. They will send someone round to check. In a week or two

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

OP was last on an hour ago. He's either better or someone's nicked his phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've got wifi in the hospital

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By *-elleWoman
over a year ago

Romford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They've got wifi in the hospital "
Do they have WiFi in the morgue is what i went to know.yet again can zombies use WiFi ?

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By *rSuitedAndBootedMan
over a year ago

London

After all that worry turns out it was only a paper cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They've got wifi in the hospital Do they have WiFi in the morgue is what i went to know.yet again can zombies use WiFi ?"
WANT lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the first cut is the deepest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know you see a lot of nurses uniforms on here.... Not all ladies who wear nurses uniforms on here are nurses though.. best seeking out professional help. "

Oh brilliant answer...

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By *-elleWoman
over a year ago

Romford

I have a gash too, it piques my interest x

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

If it's still bleeding,

you need stitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is: If it is the size of a hole in a pullover that you'd want sewn up, your bit of meat needs sewing up too! Find a good knitter!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Where is Knitter? She'd sort you out(with some advice).

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"If it's still bleeding,

you need stitches.

"

After 5 days, I'd agree, and a transfusion...

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