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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

So I've won the lottery and I've bought a huge plot of land to build THE perfect swingers village

Who wants to buy a house(could be a holiday home) and what features do you want built in to your house or the village, mountain,coast,sea view, on the beach ? Nothing's to much trouble

I'll start with a pub on the village green with a river running through the beer garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seriously can't think of anything worse than a swingers village.

...that would go well.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

will need some jacuzzis can one have a slide attached

and some little market stalls selling food , ribbons,

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I seriously can't think of anything worse than a swingers village.

...that would go well. "

Sounds horrific.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Don't forget the village school ( keep the little ones occupied whilst mummies and daddies have fun)

I shall be the school mistress.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Got to have a see vue.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Too late. It already exists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shutters on the windows to stop the single blokes wanking onto the glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There goes the area. I'm moving away

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Too late. It already exists.

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Of course it's not to late, you don't give up because someone else has done something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too late. It already exists.

Of course it's not to late, you don't give up because someone else has done something "

I'd like to invent the Internet....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"There goes the area. I'm moving away "
you cant as your in the cuddle booth

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Don't forget the village school ( keep the little ones occupied whilst mummies and daddies have fun)

I shall be the school mistress. "

That's the kind of attitude my village needs, you're hired

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Too late. It already exists.

Of course it's not to late, you don't give up because someone else has done something

I'd like to invent the Internet...."

Good for you, just make sure you get rid of its bad points and do it better, you'll be a trillionaire

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Shutters on the windows to stop the single blokes wanking onto the glass."

Not planning on selling to many single guys and those that are will be checked through a vetting process my my female site managers

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

As this is a fantasy and will work perfectly...

I think I'll retrain as a blacksmith. Because of course we'll all need things smithing. I can jus stand there all muscular and dripping in sweat and hitting things with a big hammer.

Mrs is damn good at baking and cakes so I guess could run the patisserie. Wearing nothing but stockings and suspenders and the odd dusting of powdered sugar. Of course could bake bread from heat of the forge.

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wont be any need for pampas grass then

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Shutters on the windows to stop the single blokes wanking onto the glass."

like a scene from a zombie film when they are all outside

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Sorry guys

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Signs for the doors

Playing

Not playing

Cuddling

Drinking

Sobbing in a pit of despair

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"As this is a fantasy and will work perfectly...

I think I'll retrain as a blacksmith. Because of course we'll all need things smithing. I can jus stand there all muscular and dripping in sweat and hitting things with a big hammer.

Mrs is damn good at baking and cakes so I guess could run the patisserie. Wearing nothing but stockings and suspenders and the odd dusting of powdered sugar. Of course could bake bread from heat of the forge.

-Matt"

Both yourself and mrs have passed the interview procedure and have been accepted for the village, I'll reserve a plot big enough for both businesses.

You'll be in demand for making dungeon equipment and can you train to do horse shoes as I want to attract a few horse owning jodhpur wearing ladies

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

A luxury holiday home with a sea view, pool and jacuzzi.

Can we also suggest a Fab band to play at the pub of a weekend. It will need lots of members so everyone gets a chance for naughty play too. Cal will nominate himself as drummer

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A luxury holiday home with a sea view, pool and jacuzzi.

Can we also suggest a Fab band to play at the pub of a weekend. It will need lots of members so everyone gets a chance for naughty play too. Cal will nominate himself as drummer

Nita"

love a guy who does as his mrs tells him-

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Signs for the doors

Playing

Not playing

Cuddling

Drinking

Sobbing in a pit of despair "

I aim to have a team of men in uniform to visit those women sobbing in despair in a village fire truck to provide cake tea and cuddles

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"A luxury holiday home with a sea view, pool and jacuzzi.

Can we also suggest a Fab band to play at the pub of a weekend. It will need lots of members so everyone gets a chance for naughty play too. Cal will nominate himself as drummer

Nita"

Your sea view plot has been reserved and is down to be built to spec as we speak.

Fab band and live music is definitely on the cards for the pub

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"wont be any need for pampas grass then "

I think pampas grass should stay but only put outside the front door if you're up for people popping in on there way home from the pub

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

Oh, and will need a bevy of sexy nurses on call to kiss my thumb better if I whack it with my hammer.

-Matt

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

mr m is the gardener loves a neat bush and mrs m is the village cleaning maid stockings & heels of course

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"mr m is the gardener loves a neat bush and mrs m is the village cleaning maid stockings & heels of course "

You're both accepted, I want my village to be neatly trimmed without any wild bushes on show.

Any preference for your house plot

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

can there please be a community hall

a swimming pool

a massage parlor

karaoke bar

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"A luxury holiday home with a sea view, pool and jacuzzi.

Can we also suggest a Fab band to play at the pub of a weekend. It will need lots of members so everyone gets a chance for naughty play too. Cal will nominate himself as drummer

Nita

Your sea view plot has been reserved and is down to be built to spec as we speak.

Fab band and live music is definitely on the cards for the pub"

Nice one.

And yes, Cal is quite well trained.

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By * date with uCouple
over a year ago

somewhere around you

I will buy a shop there to sell condoms sex toys etc. Lol

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Don't forget the village school ( keep the little ones occupied whilst mummies and daddies have fun)

I shall be the school mistress.

That's the kind of attitude my village needs, you're hired "

Best get my uniform sorted then.

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"mr m is the gardener loves a neat bush and mrs m is the village cleaning maid stockings & heels of course

You're both accepted, I want my village to be neatly trimmed without any wild bushes on show.

Any preference for your house plot"

overlooking the village green hottub required of course

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"mr m is the gardener loves a neat bush and mrs m is the village cleaning maid stockings & heels of course

You're both accepted, I want my village to be neatly trimmed without any wild bushes on show.

Any preference for your house plot

overlooking the village green hottub required of course "

Sorted although one of the pubs on the green so you'll have to be ok with a bit of noise from the live bands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you will need more than lottery winnings to build a village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you will need more than lottery winnings to build a village "
Well I don't know, a static caravan park on the beach would be ok, An electric perimeter fence to keep me and the other single guys out. an automated anti aircraft battery to deter para gliders and parachutists because some of the wankers can be persistent. Ok you are going to need patrol dogs, as I have a spade

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