FabSwingers.com forum: Ruin a first date in 4 words!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the title says what 4 words can ruin a first date.

I'll start:

I have genital herpes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want

Your

Children

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm already married but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, how are you?

What? Always works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought my kids.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitler, wasn't he great?

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Fancy a fuck Hun?

Gets me nowhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not on the curtains"

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Fuck

Your

Ugly!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Love your eye bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got out prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come meet my mum

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

That's an interesting outfit...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Hi, I'm Keith Vaz

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Your sister was nicer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck

Your

Ugly!"

You beat me to that one. I have nothing else...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'm on the register

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Here's my price list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this smell funny?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Ewwwww, no fucking way!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Hello, pull my finger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. I'm James Blunt

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I was expecting femininity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch, this tag's tight

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Hi I'm really Jesus

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Will you marry me?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I would vote Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was expecting femininity "

are you quoting from experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on the blob

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Quick, hold my stash...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

You must be joking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have stalked you

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I was expecting femininity

are you quoting from experience?

No, I do my due diligence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm who are you

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"ouch, this tag's tight

Quoting from experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please fertilise my eggs

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By *eythergazMan
over a year ago

Tyldesley

Ever heard of bestiality?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Quiet, the football's on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a sociapath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck right off, dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vice squad! quick run!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Phwoarr! You, me, toilet?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

You almost look human

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Please fertilise my eggs"

Hi there, I'm pregnant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't know your pregnant

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Hmmm.... Psoriasis or dandruff?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

This will cost you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ouch, this tag's tight

Quoting from experience?

original

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By *eythergazMan
over a year ago

Tyldesley

"vice squad! quick run!"

Winner winner, chicken dinner

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"ouch, this tag's tight

Quoting from experience?

original

Something I said?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were on Jezza!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please fertilise my eggs

Hi there, I'm pregnant..."

What'll we call it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You look just like mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet outside GUM Clinic?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Papi is here, yo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ergh brush your teeth

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Lend me a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a good friend

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Please fertilise my eggs

Hi there, I'm pregnant...

What'll we call it?"

I am exprcting twins...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please fertilise my eggs

Hi there, I'm pregnant...

What'll we call it?

I am exprcting twins...

Always up for twos-up

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Are you into scat?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Call that a face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your arse talk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm Keith Vaz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You voted leave too?"

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...just call me Grandad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You voted leave too?""

That would make me want to stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a Trump Hello?

(As I grab her by the pussy!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my gaffer tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you any imodium?

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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago

north kensington w10

"As the title says what 4 words can ruin a first date.

I'll start:

I have genital herpes!

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You fancy a fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just out of jail

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By *iltshiregentMan
over a year ago

Calne

I'll be your daddy.

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By *tillwaterMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Here, smell this cloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, fancy an enema?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey up fat arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore the ankle tag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm on parole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey up fat arse

i like it

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Errhhh hi....gotta go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, um, hi Dad!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hell no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll need rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad is bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum was dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your dad is bigger. "

Your mum says hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have condoms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this look infected?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are you poo lady ????

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your dad is bigger. "

You're mum is prettier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, pull my finger..."

I can picture you saying that

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Oh feck it's you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't think you looked that old in the picture

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

The viagras not working

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Is that an adamsapple?

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

'When I became celibate'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a goth

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Since joining the conservative party...

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Just ignore the piles

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Your 2009 holiday looked nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have eye crusties

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I am your father.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Meet my wife( blah) insert wife's name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You scrub up OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, you're paying, yes?

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By *ictor SpongeMan
over a year ago

Stokesley

Honestly it grows bigger

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By *arney n BettyCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

Have you got coupons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My God,you're ugly.

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Wow that's quite small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come meet my mum"

can my mum watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fock this, I'm off

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

You're paying for dinner

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Is that scab new?

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

HI!!!!! I'M BARRY SCOTT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Cliff Richard

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

REMOVE YOUR LIME SCALE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh. i was expecting better....

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

^^^ you had one job...

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I forgot my wallet

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

This is my chaperone...

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Spit swallow or facial?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Oh, your a man?

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Jimmy saville's my uncle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was YOUR mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rampage through your foof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rampage through your foof?"

Hedgehop through lady garden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rampage through your foof?

Hedgehop through lady garden? "

Come scrump my melons?

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Like my Elvis suit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**Peers over her shoulder at restaurant doorway**

Her: what's wrong?

Him: Just saw the wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**Peers over her shoulder at restaurant doorway**

Her: what's wrong?

Him: Just saw the wife.

Rookie error ~ don't shit on your own doorstep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife is on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not that Itchy

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Is that a cock?"

"Daughter/Son not make it?"

"Hello Mum/Dad!"

"Do you follow football?" (To us)

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By *iccii69Man
over a year ago

Surrey

wife's under the patio

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By *igtittedteaseWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Lend me a fiver"

oh I've had that one said to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it 2-4-1 here?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Hi, my names Sam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch! Dildo's still stuck...

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By *requent_FerryersCouple
over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth

Have you shit yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Izzywizzy let's get busy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Lend me a fiver

oh I've had that one said to me lol"

Seriously ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about the crabs

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Do you eat often?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Pay for yourself tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 15 cats

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I want to marriage

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Look at my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your

Mother (or Father)

Was

Better

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I am on an economy drive, so "f**k orf" is all I am sayin'

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm already married but..."

I find that a turn on, tbh

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By *he Big Five OhhMan
over a year ago

bristol

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

I'm not into kissing

ZERO possibility of sex with that one (for me at least!)

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By *hxkesMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I am completely vanilla

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm not into kissing

ZERO possibility of sex with that one (for me at least!)"

I've fucked guys who don't kiss 'cos it's "too gay" or something.

So I can fuck you up the arse but you don't like kissing? Whatever!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta take my meds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shit tastes weird.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Hi I'm into scat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck my f**king dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First choice didnt show !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How you feeling mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm.... Psoriasis or dandruff?"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fatter in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunnies, boiled or roasted?

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By *aspasherMan
over a year ago

South shields

Jimmy Saville what a saint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you was verified? Or

You in the Clique?

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Fuck! These crabs itch...

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

nuqneH. tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Shoudnt be in here' (I got in the wrong car and my meet was in another car laffing when i did that) the guys who's car i got in wasnt amused.hence the 'shoudnt be in here'

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