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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm too old for nightclubs.

What did you learn today?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Random friends of choir members should not be allowed to sing with us. Altos don't do the descant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That despite your faith in mankind wavering badly, someone kind pops up unexpectedly and does something selfless and makes your day and helps you keep the faith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life has no opposite. The opposite of death is birth. Life is eternal"

Eckhart Tolle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not as strong as I think I am...

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Today I Learned that Father Christmas wasn't real, why didn't anybody tell me before

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

That I should go to bed before 11pm.

Oops. I struggle with this particular lesson.

*hangs head*

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Today I Learned that Father Christmas wasn't real, why didn't anybody tell me before

Yes he is. Which twat told you otherwise?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Today I Learned that Father Christmas wasn't real, why didn't anybody tell me before

They're just pulling your todger. Look, he's here:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oven temperatures are there for a reason

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Apparently cyclists can have cycle lanes so wide they force traffic into head on collisions....crazy mayhem..

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Today I Learned that Father Christmas wasn't real, why didn't anybody tell me before

They're just pulling your todger. Look, he's here:

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Oh, I'm confused now! He is real hooray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TIL I'm not to be trusted with expensive mobile phones

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Apparently cyclists can have cycle lanes so wide they force traffic into head on collisions....crazy mayhem..

The allowance for cyclists is much wider than you'd think.

I've ended up annoying all the cars behind me by hanging back as most of the time, in London, I don't have enough space to give the allowance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm nowhere near as fit as I used to be. Some hills showed me up badly...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Random friends of choir members should not be allowed to sing with us. Altos don't do the descant!

I can!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm nowhere near as fit as I used to be. Some hills showed me up badly...

I'm with ya here.I really can't run like I cud this time last year!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Random friends of choir members should not be allowed to sing with us. Altos don't do the descant!

I can!!

I can too, just not when singing the alto line. She threw us off completely, having a random descant in our section.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I've learnt that I'm not the best judge of character

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By *ots2loveCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool

That's funny that makes three of us! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm nowhere near as fit as I used to be. Some hills showed me up badly...

I'm with ya here.I really can't run like I cud this time last year!"

The worst bit was the old woman skipping last me. I was both impressed and gutted

Does this mean you'll be getting back in to running?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call people fucking pricks (in a very busy street), when they take the piss out of a homeless person, in front of their family. I don't like myself for reacting like that, but he really was being a prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call people fucking pricks (in a very busy street), when they take the piss out of a homeless person, in front of their family. I don't like myself for reacting like that, but he really was being a prick. "

Could have been worse, you could have left them to get on with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like fish and chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too old for nightclubs.

What did you learn today?"

that sometimes you talk bollocks - too old indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like fish and chips.

Oh my god how have you just learned that.chippys ain't as good here as england

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Random friends of choir members should not be allowed to sing with us. Altos don't do the descant!

I can!!

I can too, just not when singing the alto line. She threw us off completely, having a random descant in our section.

Should have put her near the door!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like fish and chips.

Oh my god how have you just learned that.chippys ain't as good here as england

To be honest never had real ones but i had last weekend the most awesome fish and chips with my English mate took me to his local chippy.

It was heaven you guys do best ones ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have been worse, you could have left them to get on with it. "

That would be worse how?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like fish and chips.

Oh my god how have you just learned that.chippys ain't as good here as england

To be honest never had real ones but i had last weekend the most awesome fish and chips with my English mate took me to his local chippy.

It was heaven you guys do best ones ever.

I go to the best chippy in the country. A wide choice of fresh fish, oysters in season, lobster, tempura prawns, pickled quails eggs, homemade tartare sauce, homemade pies and much more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random friends of choir members should not be allowed to sing with us. Altos don't do the descant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like fish and chips.

Oh my god how have you just learned that.chippys ain't as good here as england

To be honest never had real ones but i had last weekend the most awesome fish and chips with my English mate took me to his local chippy.

It was heaven you guys do best ones ever.

I go to the best chippy in the country. A wide choice of fresh fish, oysters in season, lobster, tempura prawns, pickled quails eggs, homemade tartare sauce, homemade pies and much more.

That's a well posh chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that some people on here still believe in imaginary people

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

That as well as pelican crossings for pedestrians there is something called a toucan crossing for cyclists x

Anyone else know this to be fact ? X

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm too old for nightclubs.

What did you learn today?

that sometimes you talk bollocks - too old indeed

It was an hour of purgatory in a room with loud music, flashing lights, and expensive beer.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I have re-discovered, that I like nice jumpers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too old for nightclubs.

What did you learn today?

that sometimes you talk bollocks - too old indeed

It was an hour of purgatory in a room with loud music, flashing lights, and expensive beer."

I agree that sounds horrendous! As a student that would have been absolute heaven! Well apart from the overpriced beer

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"I like fish and chips.

Oh my god how have you just learned that.chippys ain't as good here as england

To be honest never had real ones but i had last weekend the most awesome fish and chips with my English mate took me to his local chippy.

It was heaven you guys do best ones ever.

I go to the best chippy in the country. A wide choice of fresh fish, oysters in season, lobster, tempura prawns, pickled quails eggs, homemade tartare sauce, homemade pies and much more.

You go to the most expensive chippy in the country...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I Learned that Father Christmas wasn't real, why didn't anybody tell me before

He isn't..???

Then who the hell has been creeping into my house every xmas hidden in a red coat, fucking me senseless, and then running off shouting "Ho-ho-ho"...???

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"I like fish and chips.

Oh my god how have you just learned that.chippys ain't as good here as england

To be honest never had real ones but i had last weekend the most awesome fish and chips with my English mate took me to his local chippy.

It was heaven you guys do best ones ever.

I go to the best chippy in the country. A wide choice of fresh fish, oysters in season, lobster, tempura prawns, pickled quails eggs, homemade tartare sauce, homemade pies and much more.

Oh man, that place sounds divine. Salivating here.....

You're as old as you feel, partying for the second day in a row

Operative word 'day', 9pm feels just about right to be getting back home in front of the fireplace with a warm cuppa milk.

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I like fish and chips.

Oh my god how have you just learned that.chippys ain't as good here as england

To be honest never had real ones but i had last weekend the most awesome fish and chips with my English mate took me to his local chippy.

It was heaven you guys do best ones ever.

I go to the best chippy in the country. A wide choice of fresh fish, oysters in season, lobster, tempura prawns, pickled quails eggs, homemade tartare sauce, homemade pies and much more.

Next time I'm in London you need to take me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana is an Arabic word for fingers.

This puts some of the pics up here in a complete new light

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

That Ann Summers are very good if you need to return something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im actually much more patient than I think I am.

And I just noticed I rarely go back and correct my grammar/punctuation or spelling.

I'd rather continue typing, although it would have been quicker to go and pop a ' in my first sentence.

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