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"the little silicone bags you get in things to keep fresh. " Yes! In things that have no moisture anyway. | |||
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"Salsa free with nachos. I don't like salsa. Gimme something I'll eat. The salsa goes in the bin." I'll have the salsa -we're always running out. | |||
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"Salsa free with nachos. I don't like salsa. Gimme something I'll eat. The salsa goes in the bin. I'll have the salsa -we're always running out. " Sure, I'll e-mail it to you. | |||
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"Liquid garlic butter with pizza " That would be... garlic oil.  | |||
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"Twist ties on kids toys, xmas morning hassle 0_o those sneeky folk who put those on are sickos "What about those really thick plastic ties that are heat-sealed? I hate trying to cut through those. | |||
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"Foreskin!" You get added foreskin? I thought that was a subtraction issue rather than an addition one. | |||
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"I actually thought that a funeral director tried to sell you those things... Found myself wondering why the hell would they want to sell you a "bonus knife" "Maybe if I bought the probate service they'd throw in a bonus knife? | |||
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"Foreskin! You get added foreskin? I thought that was a subtraction issue rather than an addition one. " Some guys manage to lose it, but by the time you realise what it is, it's an added am extra which it's desirable x | |||
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"I actually thought that a funeral director tried to sell you those things... Found myself wondering why the hell would they want to sell you a "bonus knife"
Maybe if I bought the probate service they'd throw in a bonus knife? "It's possible! On the other hand, you may get a bit of a bum deal and be offered the vacuum cleaner brush set... | |||
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"Foreskin! You get added foreskin? I thought that was a subtraction issue rather than an addition one. Some guys manage to lose it, but by the time you realise what it is, it's an added am extra which it's desirable x" What? Like it falls off? | |||
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"Foreskin! You get added foreskin? I thought that was a subtraction issue rather than an addition one. Some guys manage to lose it, but by the time you realise what it is, it's an added am extra which it's desirable x What? Like it falls off? "Yeah, it's a bugger when your meet has left and you realise he left his foreskin behind in the shower. | |||
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"Foreskin! You get added foreskin? I thought that was a subtraction issue rather than an addition one. Some guys manage to lose it, but by the time you realise what it is, it's an added am extra which it's desirable x What? Like it falls off?
Yeah, it's a bugger when your meet has left and you realise he left his foreskin behind in the shower."Now that is the definition of bad manners! | |||
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"Foreskin! You get added foreskin? I thought that was a subtraction issue rather than an addition one. Some guys manage to lose it, but by the time you realise what it is, it's an added am extra which it's desirable x" I feel that there should be a foreskin reunification service now. | |||
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"I actually thought that a funeral director tried to sell you those things... Found myself wondering why the hell would they want to sell you a "bonus knife" "Me too  | |||
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"Liquid garlic butter with pizza That would be... garlic oil. "It's like liquid butter and horrid. | |||
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"funny brush kits of the vacuum - who uses these?" I use these. They are great for getting dog fur off various fabrics. | |||
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"Liquid garlic butter with pizza That would be... garlic oil.
It's like liquid butter and horrid. "From Papa Johns? | |||
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"Foreskin! You get added foreskin? I thought that was a subtraction issue rather than an addition one. Some guys manage to lose it, but by the time you realise what it is, it's an added am extra which it's desirable x I feel that there should be a foreskin reunification service now. " Asif no one knows what I mean! Oh well! | |||
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"funny brush kits of the vacuum - who uses these? I use these. They are great for getting dog fur off various fabrics. " Even that pointy one that the brushes seem to go in the wrong direction? | |||
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"Foreskin! You get added foreskin? I thought that was a subtraction issue rather than an addition one. Some guys manage to lose it, but by the time you realise what it is, it's an added am extra which it's desirable x I feel that there should be a foreskin reunification service now. " Duct tape would probably do it. Failing that, staples. | |||
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"funny brush kits of the vacuum - who uses these? I use these. They are great for getting dog fur off various fabrics. Even that pointy one that the brushes seem to go in the wrong direction? " Pointy? I've owned 4 brands of vacuum cleaner at various points and I have never had a pointy backwards brush with any of them. I woz robbed! | |||
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"Foreskin! You get added foreskin? I thought that was a subtraction issue rather than an addition one. Some guys manage to lose it, but by the time you realise what it is, it's an added am extra which it's desirable x I feel that there should be a foreskin reunification service now. Asif no one knows what I mean! Oh well!" Do you mean you were circumcised as a baby and now you know and understand that it's not something you would want? | |||
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"funny brush kits of the vacuum - who uses these? I use these. They are great for getting dog fur off various fabrics. Even that pointy one that the brushes seem to go in the wrong direction? Pointy? I've owned 4 brands of vacuum cleaner at various points and I have never had a pointy backwards brush with any of them. I woz robbed!" I've got one rattling around in the cupboard where I stuff all the accessories I don't know what I'm supposed to do with and whether it's safe to dump them. | |||
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"I actually thought that a funeral director tried to sell you those things... Found myself wondering why the hell would they want to sell you a "bonus knife"
Me too "I was thinking there was some sort of cake cutting ceremony at the funeral 
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"I actually thought that a funeral director tried to sell you those things... Found myself wondering why the hell would they want to sell you a "bonus knife"
Me too
I was thinking there was some sort of cake cutting ceremony at the funeral
Like a celebration of life cake "We are having cake at the funeral but only because she loved to bake and eat cakes. | |||
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"Why is the dip in takeaway pizza ALWAYS garlic mayo? Barbecue sauce exists, surely there should be a chance of having that?" Why is there dip in takeaway pizza? I've never had dip with pizza. | |||
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"Maybe the vacuum attachment and bonus knife are for the self removal of the foreskin" URGENT ADVISORY: DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS! | |||
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"Foreskin! You get added foreskin? I thought that was a subtraction issue rather than an addition one. Some guys manage to lose it, but by the time you realise what it is, it's an added am extra which it's desirable x I feel that there should be a foreskin reunification service now. Asif no one knows what I mean! Oh well! Do you mean you were circumcised as a baby and now you know and understand that it's not something you would want? " I'm on tenterhooks waiting to hear about this. I'm fascinated. | |||
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"Why is the dip in takeaway pizza ALWAYS garlic mayo? Barbecue sauce exists, surely there should be a chance of having that? Why is there dip in takeaway pizza? I've never had dip with pizza. " To dip the crust in. | |||
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"Why is the dip in takeaway pizza ALWAYS garlic mayo? Barbecue sauce exists, surely there should be a chance of having that? Why is there dip in takeaway pizza? I've never had dip with pizza. To dip the crust in." Does not compute. | |||
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"Why is the dip in takeaway pizza ALWAYS garlic mayo? Barbecue sauce exists, surely there should be a chance of having that? Why is there dip in takeaway pizza? I've never had dip with pizza. " It's so that the children eat the crusts | |||
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"Foreskin! You get added foreskin? I thought that was a subtraction issue rather than an addition one. Some guys manage to lose it, but by the time you realise what it is, it's an added am extra which it's desirable x I feel that there should be a foreskin reunification service now. Duct tape would probably do it. Failing that, staples." stationary, has an solution for everything  | |||
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"Foreskin! You get added foreskin? I thought that was a subtraction issue rather than an addition one. Some guys manage to lose it, but by the time you realise what it is, it's an added am extra which it's desirable x I feel that there should be a foreskin reunification service now. Duct tape would probably do it. Failing that, staples.stationary, has an solution for everything "It truly is a wonder! | |||
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"Maybe the vacuum attachment and bonus knife are for the self removal of the foreskin URGENT ADVISORY: DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS!" Too late... | |||
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"Maybe the vacuum attachment and bonus knife are for the self removal of the foreskin URGENT ADVISORY: DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS!" But women love a circumcised cock. They can't resist anything with a discount | |||
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"funny brush kits of the vacuum - who uses these? I use these. They are great for getting dog fur off various fabrics. Even that pointy one that the brushes seem to go in the wrong direction? Pointy? I've owned 4 brands of vacuum cleaner at various points and I have never had a pointy backwards brush with any of them. I woz robbed! I've got one rattling around in the cupboard where I stuff all the accessories I don't know what I'm supposed to do with and whether it's safe to dump them. " I don't seem to have that one either. I have 2 with brushes on them, but neither are pointy. Then I have a pointy one I use for corners, but it lacks a brush. Then I have a flat rectangle with no brush that I use for certain carpets.
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"People who say lol without actually laughing People who can't take instructions " I like you identification of 'lol' as a pointless added extra. | |||
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"People who say lol without actually laughing People who can't take instructions " I could take instructions. I just won't. | |||
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"funny brush kits of the vacuum - who uses these? I use these. They are great for getting dog fur off various fabrics. Even that pointy one that the brushes seem to go in the wrong direction? Pointy? I've owned 4 brands of vacuum cleaner at various points and I have never had a pointy backwards brush with any of them. I woz robbed! I've got one rattling around in the cupboard where I stuff all the accessories I don't know what I'm supposed to do with and whether it's safe to dump them. I don't seem to have that one either. I have 2 with brushes on them, but neither are pointy. Then I have a pointy one I use for corners, but it lacks a brush. Then I have a flat rectangle with no brush that I use for certain carpets.
Send me the one you have and I'll let you know if it's useful "That means going into THAT cupboard!
It looks like the corner pointy thing but it has the spiky brush stuff stuck to the outer edge. It's yours if you want it. I only have a hand-held vacuum now and I don't think it's for that.
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"Just about every eyeshadow palette I've ever bought has some kind of pointless frosted white that suits nobody. " Or the really strange almost-grey-brown. That must make everyone look ill. | |||
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"Just about every eyeshadow palette I've ever bought has some kind of pointless frosted white that suits nobody. " I always thought that was a base thing? Not that I know anything about make-up.  | |||
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"Maybe the vacuum attachment and bonus knife are for the self removal of the foreskin URGENT ADVISORY: DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS!" | |||
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"People who say lol without actually laughing People who can't take instructions I like you identification of 'lol' as a pointless added extra." It breaks me if you're gonna laugh then do that don't say lol | |||
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"People who say lol without actually laughing People who can't take instructions I could take instructions. I just won't. "Well that may just lead to a good spanking | |||
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"Twist ties on kids toys, xmas morning hassle 0_o those sneeky folk who put those on are sickos "I don't think you could class that as an added extra...maybe more of a design fault (and a necessary evil) but if it wasn't there then whatever it was holding in place would be in a heap at the bottom of the box | |||
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"Just about every eyeshadow palette I've ever bought has some kind of pointless frosted white that suits nobody. Or the really strange almost-grey-brown. That must make everyone look ill. " Whites are good for highlighting just above the brow bone or inner corners , esp iredescent (frosty) my fave is one by urban decay | |||
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"Just about every eyeshadow palette I've ever bought has some kind of pointless frosted white that suits nobody. Or the really strange almost-grey-brown. That must make everyone look ill. " Oh I can get on board with a matte taupe, it's a good transition colour for me. It's the frosty highlight that I find a bit chavvy. | |||
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"Just about every eyeshadow palette I've ever bought has some kind of pointless frosted white that suits nobody. I always thought that was a base thing? Not that I know anything about make-up. "Nah, you use it just under your brow and blend it in well as a highlight. | |||
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"Just about every eyeshadow palette I've ever bought has some kind of pointless frosted white that suits nobody. Or the really strange almost-grey-brown. That must make everyone look ill. Oh I can get on board with a matte taupe, it's a good transition colour for me. It's the frosty highlight that I find a bit chavvy. " You blend the white in until it's more of a sheen that looks like a reflection of light than an applied frosty product. | |||
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"Just about every eyeshadow palette I've ever bought has some kind of pointless frosted white that suits nobody. Or the really strange almost-grey-brown. That must make everyone look ill. Oh I can get on board with a matte taupe, it's a good transition colour for me. It's the frosty highlight that I find a bit chavvy. You blend the white in until it's more of a sheen that looks like a reflection of light than an applied frosty product." I've got specific highlighters that do that much better though. I like a matte browbone shade though, the glittery stuff just doesn't work for me. | |||
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"Just about every eyeshadow palette I've ever bought has some kind of pointless frosted white that suits nobody. Or the really strange almost-grey-brown. That must make everyone look ill. Oh I can get on board with a matte taupe, it's a good transition colour for me. It's the frosty highlight that I find a bit chavvy. You blend the white in until it's more of a sheen that looks like a reflection of light than an applied frosty product." I'd need a lot of blending. | |||
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"One for the ladies: socks in bed" how is that an added extra? | |||
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"One for the ladies: socks in bed how is that an added extra? "Still attached to the man | |||
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"Just about every eyeshadow palette I've ever bought has some kind of pointless frosted white that suits nobody. Or the really strange almost-grey-brown. That must make everyone look ill. Oh I can get on board with a matte taupe, it's a good transition colour for me. It's the frosty highlight that I find a bit chavvy. You blend the white in until it's more of a sheen that looks like a reflection of light than an applied frosty product. I've got specific highlighters that do that much better though. I like a matte browbone shade though, the glittery stuff just doesn't work for me. " I have better ones too, but that's the idea of them. They're not supposed to be chavvy because they're not supposed to be obvious. | |||
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"One for the ladies: socks in bed how is that an added extra?
Still attached to the man "I'd want the man to have them before getting to the bed stage... It would be an added extra if he took those off and put on an entirely different pair of bed socks. | |||
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"Just about every eyeshadow palette I've ever bought has some kind of pointless frosted white that suits nobody. Or the really strange almost-grey-brown. That must make everyone look ill. Oh I can get on board with a matte taupe, it's a good transition colour for me. It's the frosty highlight that I find a bit chavvy. You blend the white in until it's more of a sheen that looks like a reflection of light than an applied frosty product. I'd need a lot of blending. "Yeah, I don't think they're designed for your skin tone. That reminds me of an episode of tattoo fixers. Sketch was getting Paisley to guess the names of the tattoo ink colours. He held up a pinkish one and said something like, you have to get this one. Paisley said something like pink. Sketch said it's Flesh. It's like foundation. Paisley looked at him as said my foundation is brown! | |||
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"One for the ladies: socks in bed how is that an added extra?
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I'd want the man to have them before getting to the bed stage... It would be an added extra if he took those off and put on an entirely different pair of bed socks. "Pink fluffy ones | |||
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"Just about every eyeshadow palette I've ever bought has some kind of pointless frosted white that suits nobody. Or the really strange almost-grey-brown. That must make everyone look ill. Oh I can get on board with a matte taupe, it's a good transition colour for me. It's the frosty highlight that I find a bit chavvy. You blend the white in until it's more of a sheen that looks like a reflection of light than an applied frosty product. I'd need a lot of blending.
Yeah, I don't think they're designed for your skin tone.
That reminds me of an episode of tattoo fixers. Sketch was getting Paisley to guess the names of the tattoo ink colours. He held up a pinkish one and said something like, you have to get this one. Paisley said something like pink. Sketch said it's Flesh. It's like foundation. Paisley looked at him as said my foundation is brown!"Flesh coloured undies look decidedly odd on me. I've stopped using eyeshadow; it's just eyeliner, lipstick and occasional mascara if I'm pushing the boat out. | |||
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"Twist ties on kids toys, xmas morning hassle 0_o those sneeky folk who put those on are sickos
I don't think you could class that as an added extra...maybe more of a design fault (and a necessary evil) but if it wasn't there then whatever it was holding in place would be in a heap at the bottom of the box"I have done wrong again...thank you for pointing this out...will amend my tries at humor to fit in...  done  | |||
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"One for the ladies: socks in bed how is that an added extra?
Still attached to the man
I'd want the man to have them before getting to the bed stage... It would be an added extra if he took those off and put on an entirely different pair of bed socks.
Pink fluffy ones "With a fleecy lining? Welcome back, by the way. | |||
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"Twist ties on kids toys, xmas morning hassle 0_o those sneeky folk who put those on are sickos
I don't think you could class that as an added extra...maybe more of a design fault (and a necessary evil) but if it wasn't there then whatever it was holding in place would be in a heap at the bottom of the box
I have done wrong again...thank you for pointing this out...will amend my tries at humor to fit in...
done "Just save the twisty ties and add them unnecessarily to something else.
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"One for the ladies: socks in bed how is that an added extra?
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I'd want the man to have them before getting to the bed stage... It would be an added extra if he took those off and put on an entirely different pair of bed socks. "I got a nice pair of knee length blue wool ones if you fancy that. | |||
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"One for the ladies: socks in bed how is that an added extra?
Still attached to the man
I'd want the man to have them before getting to the bed stage... It would be an added extra if he took those off and put on an entirely different pair of bed socks.
Pink fluffy ones
With a fleecy lining?
Welcome back, by the way.
"Oooh fleecy thanks been busy with work. Good to be back | |||
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"One for the ladies: socks in bed how is that an added extra?
Still attached to the man
I'd want the man to have them before getting to the bed stage... It would be an added extra if he took those off and put on an entirely different pair of bed socks.
I got a nice pair of knee length blue wool ones if you fancy that.
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"One for the ladies: socks in bed how is that an added extra?
Still attached to the man
I'd want the man to have them before getting to the bed stage... It would be an added extra if he took those off and put on an entirely different pair of bed socks.
I got a nice pair of knee length blue wool ones if you fancy that.
They'd be full length stockings on me. "
Too many holes in them for that, lol.
You can always borrow some stockings off me if you like.
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"One for the ladies: socks in bed how is that an added extra?
Still attached to the man
I'd want the man to have them before getting to the bed stage... It would be an added extra if he took those off and put on an entirely different pair of bed socks.
I got a nice pair of knee length blue wool ones if you fancy that.
They'd be full length stockings on me.
Too many holes in them for that, lol.
You can always borrow some stockings off me if you like.
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"One for the ladies: socks in bed how is that an added extra?
Still attached to the man
I'd want the man to have them before getting to the bed stage... It would be an added extra if he took those off and put on an entirely different pair of bed socks.
I got a nice pair of knee length blue wool ones if you fancy that.
They'd be full length stockings on me.
Too many holes in them for that, lol.
You can always borrow some stockings off me if you like.
I've got a whole stockings cupboard. "ooo, got any spare, white hold ups to go with the tartan skirt. | |||
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" You can always borrow some stockings off me if you like.
I've got a whole stockings cupboard.
ooo, got any spare, white hold ups to go with the tartan skirt.
"Sorry. I have white stockings but not hold-ups. I only have slate grey and black in hold-ups. | |||
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" You can always borrow some stockings off me if you like.
I've got a whole stockings cupboard.
Sorry. I have white stockings but not hold-ups. I only have slate grey and black in hold-ups.
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ooo, got any spare, white hold ups to go with the tartan skirt.
i so need a full white set, must save up and get a nice naughty set. Damn, i'm losing myself to this kink.
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"Warburtons crumpets packaging! What a complete bitch to open!! **other crumpets are available send probably easier to open, but won't taste as good." I agree! I use a sharp letter opener if I can't find scissors. | |||
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