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By *ogloom OP   Man
over a year ago

Levens

"No cock pics please." You see it time and again. Yet rarely see demands for no lips.

A good photo of a pussy or a nervous one peeping from behind some lingerie can be soon hot. Others can be distinctly hard-core. What are the best ways of capturing the best when in comes to pussy and the camera?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That's 'cos men have different, and lower, standards.

Women can get away with boob shots (nearly as ubiquitous and sometimes uninspiring as cock shots), yet men quite like it.

Funny old world.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I had someone message me and all they had was 4 cock pics on their profile and asked to meet..... apparently I didn't need to know what they looked like because this is a 'sex site' after all, therefore attraction was not required

Myself, I like and try to do teasing and alluring pics, it seems to work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some can be tastefully done, and I like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some look like the deli counter in M&S

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Some look like the deli counter in M&S "

A pot of olives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some look like the deli counter in M&S

A pot of olives? "

That's just gross

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

You can make them look pretty with the addition of some flowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yet again we have posts insulting parts of a body we have no control over

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Meh, I think men are far more interested in visual stimuli and women prefer a less obvious sort. Forumites seem to dislike them or so I thought. I'm adding to my gallery slowly all the ones that people apparently hate. So action shots, pussy shots. I'm open to more suggestions! And to answer your question OP, the best ones are where you take a picture of it. Other than that, there are no guidelines about what to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't be getting mine out, the delicate eyes of the poor, sensitive souls on here who are so offended by anything other than genital perfection would be burned by it.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I won't be getting mine out, the delicate eyes of the poor, sensitive souls on here who are so offended by anything other than genital perfection would be burned by it. "

You've actually broken my heart Ruby. Here I was hoping you'd join the PussyPower Brigade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll post mine in public again if there's a demand for it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't think there is a best way of doing it.

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

There are plenty of pictures of my pussy available on our profile, and to be honest I also like a well taken picture of a nice looking cock.

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By *ogloom OP   Man
over a year ago

Levens


"There are plenty of pictures of my pussy available on our profile, and to be honest I also like a well taken picture of a nice looking cock."

And you achieve a very delightful effect. Beautiful shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won't be getting mine out, the delicate eyes of the poor, sensitive souls on here who are so offended by anything other than genital perfection would be burned by it.

You've actually broken my heart Ruby. Here I was hoping you'd join the PussyPower Brigade."

I think I'd be kicked out of the club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can make them look pretty with the addition of some flowers "

They'd look even prettier with my face on them.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"You can make them look pretty with the addition of some flowers

They'd look even prettier with my face on them. "

as I have already said, too bloody far away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can make them look pretty with the addition of some flowers

They'd look even prettier with my face on them.

as I have already said, too bloody far away! "

You need to move then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forum seems to be in the minority - if you look at the top fabbed pictures it tells you what people really like!

I post whatever pictures I want to post and I don't really give a fuck what the forum think about it!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"The forum seems to be in the minority - if you look at the top fabbed pictures it tells you what people really like!

I post whatever pictures I want to post and I don't really give a fuck what the forum think about it!

"

Exactly, I never think of the forums when I take new one's it's all about what I am comfortable with and want to show or not show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum seems to be in the minority - if you look at the top fabbed pictures it tells you what people really like!

I post whatever pictures I want to post and I don't really give a fuck what the forum think about it!

"

What she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some like mine some don't ....to be honest I don't care

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I wouldn't ever show mine. Its an in person thing only.

However some on this site are really nicely done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a straight man...who adores the female form, however cock pics are nowhere near as revolting as some clunge being spread wider than a than an angry eagle!

And as a man who is none too keen on anal, seeing someones unkempt bungerhole thrust lensward is a huge turn off..

Let's stick to a nice cleavage.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"And as a man who is none too keen on anal, seeing someones unkempt bungerhole thrust lensward is a huge turn off..

Let's stick to a nice cleavage."

I need a bungerhole shot. I knew something was missing from my gallery.

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By *ogloom OP   Man
over a year ago

Levens


"And as a man who is none too keen on anal, seeing someones unkempt bungerhole thrust lensward is a huge turn off..

Let's stick to a nice cleavage.

I need a bungerhole shot. I knew something was missing from my gallery."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two displayed on my profile

I'd like to think they was tasteful pics and not revolting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't ever show mine. Its an in person thing only.

However some on this site are really nicely done.

"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i really hate to offend. Really i do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't feel the need to post pussy pics in my opinion its more exciting to leave a little to the imagination

Just imagine receiving an unwrapped Christmas present wheres the fun it that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a straight man...who adores the female form, however cock pics are nowhere near as revolting as some clunge being spread wider than a than an angry eagle!

And as a man who is none too keen on anal, seeing someones unkempt bungerhole thrust lensward is a huge turn off..

Let's stick to a nice cleavage."

Some cocks are better than others and who are you to use derogatory terms about women's bodies.

Says a lot about you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy and nor do I think it's sexy. Much more interesting to leave some things to the imagination, and the power of having something to tease with and the promise of getting to see more eventually, can drive a man wild with desire.....so worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy "

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must say, I don't like pussy pics, not unless it's from on, but that's technically not a pussy x

I love to lick it, just not to look at it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know. "

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like with dick pictures, some can be nicely done and others can't be. Problem is* it's far more common for ladies to have nice pussy pictures compared to guys and dick pictures.

* For the ladies that is, certainly not for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't feel the need to post pussy pics in my opinion its more exciting to leave a little to the imagination

Just imagine receiving an unwrapped Christmas present wheres the fun it that"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like with dick pictures, some can be nicely done and others can't be. Problem is* it's far more common for ladies to have nice pussy pictures compared to guys and dick pictures.

* For the ladies that is, certainly not for me! "

Oh I disagree with that, I've seen some fabulous cock photos. They're far more enticing for me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy and nor do I think it's sexy"

Oh no. I have a not classy and unsexy avatar? Oh fuck. I guess I should give up now. Sorry everyone.

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By *smithy83Man
over a year ago

Northampton


"There are plenty of pictures of my pussy available on our profile, and to be honest I also like a well taken picture of a nice looking cock."
and a beautiful pussy/ body you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class "

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy and nor do I think it's sexy

Oh no. I have a not classy and unsexy avatar? Oh fuck. I guess I should give up now. Sorry everyone. "

Haha, I'm sure you'll have plenty of admirers, I'm simply stating my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be. "

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?"

Precisely, high class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?"

It's what I do, and the last time I checked I wasn't charging anyone for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class "

Nope. You're still fucking around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

It's what I do, and the last time I checked I wasn't charging anyone for it."

Yes, but you don't think anyone who has pussy pics isn't classy. That's the difference.

Some on here seem to think they are better than others it appears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

Nope. You're still fucking around. "

And.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy and nor do I think it's sexy. Much more interesting to leave some things to the imagination, and the power of having something to tease with and the promise of getting to see more eventually, can drive a man wild with desire.....so worth it "

Posting a pic of you sat on a blokes face? So is that classy???

Trying to keep up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

Nope. You're still fucking around.

And.....?"

That isn't what society deems classy. By any stretch of the imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

It's what I do, and the last time I checked I wasn't charging anyone for it.

Yes, but you don't think anyone who has pussy pics isn't classy. That's the difference.

Some on here seem to think they are better than others it appears. "

It's my opinion and I'm allowed, and for the record I am better than some women on here....I've seen some atrocious profiles on here, but if we were all the same life would be extremely boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Criticising people who say it's not classy, by calling their pictures not classy. Classy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy and nor do I think it's sexy. Much more interesting to leave some things to the imagination, and the power of having something to tease with and the promise of getting to see more eventually, can drive a man wild with desire.....so worth it "

Hahahahahahahaaaa!

Thats all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people appear to be classier than others

Personally the opinions of others about my photos isn't something I care about. I just love a bit of hypocrisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Criticising people who say it's not classy, by calling their pictures not classy. Classy.

You stay classy, San Diego!"

That's what came into my head too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Criticising people who say it's not classy, by calling their pictures not classy. Classy. "

I'm Ron Burgundy, you stay classy San Diego!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like sex, wish i could have more of it.

not really had classy sex either but still enjoyed most of it.

so what if people are classy or not? i personally think nothing about sex is classy, cum, dicks, arses, tits, pussies, STI risks, none of it.

class is a concept and nothing more. don't think you can argue about it as it's an idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?"

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For goodness sake, this is a forum, im allowed an opinion, if you don't like if, move along keep it fun guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm oh I see you naughty lot at it again!! My naughty list keeps getting bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i like sex, wish i could have more of it.

not really had classy sex either but still enjoyed most of it.

so what if people are classy or not? i personally think nothing about sex is classy, cum, dicks, arses, tits, pussies, STI risks, none of it.

class is a concept and nothing more. don't think you can argue about it as it's an idea."

Exactly,no arguments needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Criticising people who say it's not classy, by calling their pictures not classy. Classy.

You stay classy, San Diego!

That's what came into my head too "

We've got so much class going on here, don't think I've ever seen the word "class" in the one place so many times, it's first class!

Class...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For goodness sake, this is a forum, im allowed an opinion, if you don't like if, move along keep it fun guys "

People are allowed to disagree with your opinion that your type of sex is more classy than someone else's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Criticising people who say it's not classy, by calling their pictures not classy. Classy. "

Simply my opinion,some agree, some don't, that's life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For goodness sake, this is a forum, im allowed an opinion, if you don't like if, move along keep it fun guys

People are allowed to disagree with your opinion that your type of sex is more classy than someone else's! "

Exactly, well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!"

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya know when you say a word over and over again enough times it begins to sound like it's not a really word?

That's what's happened to me with "class"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya know when you say a word over and over again enough times it begins to sound like it's not a really word?

That's what's happened to me with "class" "

First Class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya know when you say a word over and over again enough times it begins to sound like it's not a really word?

That's what's happened to me with "class" "
no one is forcing you to keep reading this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya know when you say a word over and over again enough times it begins to sound like it's not a really word?

That's what's happened to me with "class" "

Should I start using sophistimacated instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy"

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i like sex, wish i could have more of it.

not really had classy sex either but still enjoyed most of it.

so what if people are classy or not? i personally think nothing about sex is classy, cum, dicks, arses, tits, pussies, STI risks, none of it.

class is a concept and nothing more. don't think you can argue about it as it's an idea.

Exactly,no arguments needed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya know when you say a word over and over again enough times it begins to sound like it's not a really word?

That's what's happened to me with "class"

Should I start using sophistimacated instead?"

Either sophistimacated or refininined? Something like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy "

Not something I would wear but each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!"

money pleases me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy "

What's the design of? That's very important

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"Ya know when you say a word over and over again enough times it begins to sound like it's not a really word?

That's what's happened to me with "class"

Should I start using sophistimacated instead?

Either sophistimacated or refininined? Something like that?"

Elegament

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over a year ago


"Ya know when you say a word over and over again enough times it begins to sound like it's not a really word?

That's what's happened to me with "class"

Should I start using sophistimacated instead?

Either sophistimacated or refininined? Something like that?

Elegament "

Call it what you like. It's still fucking.

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over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy "

It's not as classy as mine! Mine has a reindeer with sewn on stuffed antlers, flashing lights and tinselly bits!

My offer hotline is open from now ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya know when you say a word over and over again enough times it begins to sound like it's not a really word?

That's what's happened to me with "class"

Should I start using sophistimacated instead?

Either sophistimacated or refininined? Something like that?

Elegament

Call it what you like. It's still fucking. "

Very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy

It's not as classy as mine! Mine has a reindeer with sewn on stuffed antlers, flashing lights and tinselly bits!

My offer hotline is open from now ladies "

Mine has Rudolph and his nose lights up with a multicoloured flashing LED. Beat that, fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya know when you say a word over and over again enough times it begins to sound like it's not a really word?

That's what's happened to me with "class"

Should I start using sophistimacated instead?

Either sophistimacated or refininined? Something like that?

Elegament

Call it what you like. It's still fucking. "

Fuckakaning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy

What's the design of? That's very important "

I'll post pics so you can decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy

It's not as classy as mine! Mine has a reindeer with sewn on stuffed antlers, flashing lights and tinselly bits!

My offer hotline is open from now ladies

Mine has Rudolph and his nose lights up with a multicoloured flashing LED. Beat that, fuckers."

Nice !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy

It's not as classy as mine! Mine has a reindeer with sewn on stuffed antlers, flashing lights and tinselly bits!

My offer hotline is open from now ladies

Mine has Rudolph and his nose lights up with a multicoloured flashing LED. Beat that, fuckers."

Mine has got a little speaker in it that plays goddamn jingle bells!!

It doesn't actually, I just wanted mine to be better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy

It's not as classy as mine! Mine has a reindeer with sewn on stuffed antlers, flashing lights and tinselly bits!

My offer hotline is open from now ladies

Mine has Rudolph and his nose lights up with a multicoloured flashing LED. Beat that, fuckers."

Oh it's on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more classy than all of you as there's no way I'll wear a Christmas jumper

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know. "

Bugger off, you! I do it with my little finger sticking out and everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy

It's not as classy as mine! Mine has a reindeer with sewn on stuffed antlers, flashing lights and tinselly bits!

My offer hotline is open from now ladies

Mine has Rudolph and his nose lights up with a multicoloured flashing LED. Beat that, fuckers.

Oh it's on "

Don't make me go in the loft and get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

Bugger off, you! I do it with my little finger sticking out and everything! "

Good girl, that's how I drink my prosecco too

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy and nor do I think it's sexy. Much more interesting to leave some things to the imagination, and the power of having something to tease with and the promise of getting to see more eventually, can drive a man wild with desire.....so worth it "

But a picture sitting on someone's face is very classy right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy and nor do I think it's sexy. Much more interesting to leave some things to the imagination, and the power of having something to tease with and the promise of getting to see more eventually, can drive a man wild with desire.....so worth it

But a picture sitting on someone's face is very classy right?"

But it's not graphic is it....huge difference darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy

It's not as classy as mine! Mine has a reindeer with sewn on stuffed antlers, flashing lights and tinselly bits!

My offer hotline is open from now ladies

Mine has Rudolph and his nose lights up with a multicoloured flashing LED. Beat that, fuckers.

Oh it's on

Don't make me go in the loft and get it!"

Battle of the Christmas jumpers! You threw down the gauntlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab "

Quite

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy and nor do I think it's sexy. Much more interesting to leave some things to the imagination, and the power of having something to tease with and the promise of getting to see more eventually, can drive a man wild with desire.....so worth it

But a picture sitting on someone's face is very classy right?

But it's not graphic is it....huge difference darling "

No it's not but I suppose it's difference of opinion as to what's classed as classy .. sweetie

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab "

Well there is actually. Like a kebab that's fallen on the ground after a d*unk drops it and vomits on it. Or a kebab where it's produced in a takeaway that has a rat infestation.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab "

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

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over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab "

Nothing? Really? You've led a charmed life.

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over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice."

but i was seriously considering having plastic surgery on my flaps just to please a guy like him.

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over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice."

Don't know if that's necessarily true, I've heard of cosmetic surgery procedures whereby a surgeon can alter the appearance of a woman's sugar cave

"repacking the kebab", so to speak

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab "

I can think of many things! Gawwwd really

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over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

Don't know if that's necessarily true, I've heard of cosmetic surgery procedures whereby a surgeon can alter the appearance of a woman's sugar cave

"repacking the kebab", so to speak"

I'd have it in a second if I had the money. Maybe I should start getting my badly packed kebab out as part of a crowdfunding campaign to get me to put it away.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It takes a particular type of man to chase anything with a fanny and a pulse like some kind of sex-crazed dog and, at the same time, insult the people he's so desperately trying to get into bed, (or his car, or behind the bins at Asda).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kebab gone up as profile pic now, am past caring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy and nor do I think it's sexy. Much more interesting to leave some things to the imagination, and the power of having something to tease with and the promise of getting to see more eventually, can drive a man wild with desire.....so worth it

But a picture sitting on someone's face is very classy right?

But it's not graphic is it....huge difference darling

No it's not but I suppose it's difference of opinion as to what's classed as classy .. sweetie "

Exactly...different interpretation...and that is allowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

Don't know if that's necessarily true, I've heard of cosmetic surgery procedures whereby a surgeon can alter the appearance of a woman's sugar cave

"repacking the kebab", so to speak

I'd have it in a second if I had the money. Maybe I should start getting my badly packed kebab out as part of a crowdfunding campaign to get me to put it away."

I'm sure yer kebab looks as though it was packed by the chief supreme kebab packer himself!

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Went for a designer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"kebab gone up as profile pic now, am past caring."

You shouldn't be caring what people say on here anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

Don't know if that's necessarily true, I've heard of cosmetic surgery procedures whereby a surgeon can alter the appearance of a woman's sugar cave

"repacking the kebab", so to speak

I'd have it in a second if I had the money. Maybe I should start getting my badly packed kebab out as part of a crowdfunding campaign to get me to put it away.

I'm sure yer kebab looks as though it was packed by the chief supreme kebab packer himself! "

It really doesn't. But it's ok, because I can learn through threads like this who will be so disgusted by me I should never, ever try to have sex with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy

It's not as classy as mine! Mine has a reindeer with sewn on stuffed antlers, flashing lights and tinselly bits!

My offer hotline is open from now ladies

Mine has Rudolph and his nose lights up with a multicoloured flashing LED. Beat that, fuckers."

I need to see this!

Photo op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

Don't know if that's necessarily true, I've heard of cosmetic surgery procedures whereby a surgeon can alter the appearance of a woman's sugar cave

"repacking the kebab", so to speak"

Only for the truly fucking mental people. What woman seriously worries that much what their bits look like. ...especially after having kids and stitches. They ain't pretty! Who cares what random blokes think? No guy has turned me down being presented with my stretched and scarred kebab.

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over a year ago


"I'd never post photos showing my pussy in full. In my opinion, its not classy

Swinging isn't classy. Just so you know.

I disagree. If you select who you play with it can be top class

You can easily do swinging with class, a true naughty gentleman, in a classy hotel, nice bottle of wine, great conversation, swinging can be anything you want it to be.

Isn't that exactly what high class escorts do?

Hardly, escorts make a living out of it, they don't do it for pleasure!

It was more the scenario. It's sex. It's not classy meeting a relative stranger for sex. We do it because we enjoy it but going on Society's standards of class, it definitely isn't classy

I got a Christmas jumper today, complete with flashing lights! Please tell me that's classy

It's not as classy as mine! Mine has a reindeer with sewn on stuffed antlers, flashing lights and tinselly bits!

My offer hotline is open from now ladies

Mine has Rudolph and his nose lights up with a multicoloured flashing LED. Beat that, fuckers.

I need to see this!

Photo op? "

Definitely not till December! I'll have to find it first

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Fello Fabbers may recall my cockfelt request for pussy pics a few weeks ago and very good they were too!

My recent 'cock pic' request was less well enthusiastically welcomed by fellow fabbers.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

Don't know if that's necessarily true, I've heard of cosmetic surgery procedures whereby a surgeon can alter the appearance of a woman's sugar cave

"repacking the kebab", so to speak

I'd have it in a second if I had the money. Maybe I should start getting my badly packed kebab out as part of a crowdfunding campaign to get me to put it away.

I'm sure yer kebab looks as though it was packed by the chief supreme kebab packer himself!

It really doesn't. But it's ok, because I can learn through threads like this who will be so disgusted by me I should never, ever try to have sex with them "

Every cloud has a silver lining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"kebab gone up as profile pic now, am past caring.

You shouldn't be caring what people say on here anyway "

i have better kebab pics on my other profile, this one has someone stuck in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

Don't know if that's necessarily true, I've heard of cosmetic surgery procedures whereby a surgeon can alter the appearance of a woman's sugar cave

"repacking the kebab", so to speak

I'd have it in a second if I had the money. Maybe I should start getting my badly packed kebab out as part of a crowdfunding campaign to get me to put it away.

I'm sure yer kebab looks as though it was packed by the chief supreme kebab packer himself!

It really doesn't. But it's ok, because I can learn through threads like this who will be so disgusted by me I should never, ever try to have sex with them "

Fair point!

Personally, the quality of kebab packing doesn't concern me too much because, as we all know, halfway through eating a kebab it all goes south and there's donner meat and chilli sauce flying everywhere! Not to mention the salad!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ok, that's it! I'm raising the stakes on classy. (Temporarily!)

Take that ya fuckers.

It's even overdue a wax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, that's it! I'm raising the stakes on classy. (Temporarily!)

Take that ya fuckers.

It's even overdue a wax."

haha, i'm liking this new trend.

i've just been complemented on my wine bottle pic...it's someones dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, that's it! I'm raising the stakes on classy. (Temporarily!)

Take that ya fuckers.

It's even overdue a wax."

Oh my days........

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Now look what you made me do!

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

Don't know if that's necessarily true, I've heard of cosmetic surgery procedures whereby a surgeon can alter the appearance of a woman's sugar cave

"repacking the kebab", so to speak

Only for the truly fucking mental people. What woman seriously worries that much what their bits look like. ...especially after having kids and stitches. They ain't pretty! Who cares what random blokes think? No guy has turned me down being presented with my stretched and scarred kebab. "

I've had a large cancerous cyst removed and left me with slight loss of sensation and scar tissue. I'd rather have a less than perfect vag than leave my kids without a mum. Totally agree with your above comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm...Is all plastic surgery only for the "truly mental" then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say the repacking the kebab post wasn't serious, I wasn't actually saying that any woman with a kebab considered to be less than adequately packed should have it surgically altered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm...Is all plastic surgery only for the "truly mental" then? "

Yes. That's exactly what i said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say the repacking the kebab post wasn't serious, I wasn't actually saying that any woman with a kebab considered to be less than adequately packed should have it surgically altered"

I was serious, I would have the repacking surgery if I had the spare dosh. Apparently that makes me truly mental where, say, a nose job wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm...Is all plastic surgery only for the "truly mental" then?

Yes. That's exactly what i said. "

I know you didn't, but why is this different from

surgery on any other part of your body that you dislike?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say the repacking the kebab post wasn't serious, I wasn't actually saying that any woman with a kebab considered to be less than adequately packed should have it surgically altered

I was serious, I would have the repacking surgery if I had the spare dosh. Apparently that makes me truly mental where, say, a nose job wouldn't. "

I agree with you, it's your kebab and whether you want it repacked or not is entirely up to you, exactly the same as if you wanted your schnozz repacked!

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

I could have surgery and been offered it but I'm totally not insecure about it it's part of me and fook anyone who is so shallow to look past that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm...Is all plastic surgery only for the "truly mental" then?

Yes. That's exactly what i said.

I know you didn't, but why is this different from

surgery on any other part of your body that you dislike?"

I understand surgery on bits that are visible. But by the time you're about to have sex with someone? That's serious paranoia in my book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm...Is all plastic surgery only for the "truly mental" then?

Yes. That's exactly what i said.

I know you didn't, but why is this different from

surgery on any other part of your body that you dislike?

I understand surgery on bits that are visible. But by the time you're about to have sex with someone? That's serious paranoia in my book."

Fair enough. I see it as no different from the choice to have a boob job rather than just wearing a padded bra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm...Is all plastic surgery only for the "truly mental" then?

Yes. That's exactly what i said.

I know you didn't, but why is this different from

surgery on any other part of your body that you dislike?

I understand surgery on bits that are visible. But by the time you're about to have sex with someone? That's serious paranoia in my book.

Fair enough. I see it as no different from the choice to have a boob job rather than just wearing a padded bra. "

But that is appearance altering. I get that totally. Who gets to see your vag? Someone you're about to have sex with and doctors. So who really cares?? I don't get it.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Can I just say the repacking the kebab post wasn't serious, I wasn't actually saying that any woman with a kebab considered to be less than adequately packed should have it surgically altered

I was serious, I would have the repacking surgery if I had the spare dosh. Apparently that makes me truly mental where, say, a nose job wouldn't. "

That surprises me.

What makes you feel like you need repacking? Who decides what is and is not aesthetically pleasing when it comes to female genitals? Where did the standards you want to conform to come from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seems I've caused a stir... apologies for the comment. It was purely meant 'tounge in cheek'

Like a cock pic and close up fanny pic can also be off putting..... that's what I should have said.

We have been bellied with what we have and we are all beautiful.

Sorry for any offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say the repacking the kebab post wasn't serious, I wasn't actually saying that any woman with a kebab considered to be less than adequately packed should have it surgically altered

I was serious, I would have the repacking surgery if I had the spare dosh. Apparently that makes me truly mental where, say, a nose job wouldn't.

That surprises me.

What makes you feel like you need repacking? Who decides what is and is not aesthetically pleasing when it comes to female genitals? Where did the standards you want to conform to come from?"

It's always bothered me, I can't help it. I'll probably never have it done because, unless I win the lottery, there will always be something like my house that the money is better spent on - but it would be great to not feel self conscious about something so intimate. Once you're exposing your genitals to someone you're at your most vulnerable, and for them to be disgusted by you at that stage is worse, for me, than anyone saying I had a big nose or a fat arse or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say the repacking the kebab post wasn't serious, I wasn't actually saying that any woman with a kebab considered to be less than adequately packed should have it surgically altered

I was serious, I would have the repacking surgery if I had the spare dosh. Apparently that makes me truly mental where, say, a nose job wouldn't.

That surprises me.

What makes you feel like you need repacking? Who decides what is and is not aesthetically pleasing when it comes to female genitals? Where did the standards you want to conform to come from?

It's always bothered me, I can't help it. I'll probably never have it done because, unless I win the lottery, there will always be something like my house that the money is better spent on - but it would be great to not feel self conscious about something so intimate. Once you're exposing your genitals to someone you're at your most vulnerable, and for them to be disgusted by you at that stage is worse, for me, than anyone saying I had a big nose or a fat arse or something. "

Has that actually happened though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say the repacking the kebab post wasn't serious, I wasn't actually saying that any woman with a kebab considered to be less than adequately packed should have it surgically altered

I was serious, I would have the repacking surgery if I had the spare dosh. Apparently that makes me truly mental where, say, a nose job wouldn't.

That surprises me.

What makes you feel like you need repacking? Who decides what is and is not aesthetically pleasing when it comes to female genitals? Where did the standards you want to conform to come from?

It's always bothered me, I can't help it. I'll probably never have it done because, unless I win the lottery, there will always be something like my house that the money is better spent on - but it would be great to not feel self conscious about something so intimate. Once you're exposing your genitals to someone you're at your most vulnerable, and for them to be disgusted by you at that stage is worse, for me, than anyone saying I had a big nose or a fat arse or something.

Has that actually happened though? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd far rather someone be repulsed by my pussy than my face. And yes I've had those repulsed by my face. That really fucking hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say the repacking the kebab post wasn't serious, I wasn't actually saying that any woman with a kebab considered to be less than adequately packed should have it surgically altered

I was serious, I would have the repacking surgery if I had the spare dosh. Apparently that makes me truly mental where, say, a nose job wouldn't.

That surprises me.

What makes you feel like you need repacking? Who decides what is and is not aesthetically pleasing when it comes to female genitals? Where did the standards you want to conform to come from?

It's always bothered me, I can't help it. I'll probably never have it done because, unless I win the lottery, there will always be something like my house that the money is better spent on - but it would be great to not feel self conscious about something so intimate. Once you're exposing your genitals to someone you're at your most vulnerable, and for them to be disgusted by you at that stage is worse, for me, than anyone saying I had a big nose or a fat arse or something.

Has that actually happened though?

Yes. "

Kudos. ....i don't think there are many men that would back out at that stage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice."

I find it even more insulting when a woman agrees with him

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Can I just say the repacking the kebab post wasn't serious, I wasn't actually saying that any woman with a kebab considered to be less than adequately packed should have it surgically altered

I was serious, I would have the repacking surgery if I had the spare dosh. Apparently that makes me truly mental where, say, a nose job wouldn't.

That surprises me.

What makes you feel like you need repacking? Who decides what is and is not aesthetically pleasing when it comes to female genitals? Where did the standards you want to conform to come from?

It's always bothered me, I can't help it. I'll probably never have it done because, unless I win the lottery, there will always be something like my house that the money is better spent on - but it would be great to not feel self conscious about something so intimate. Once you're exposing your genitals to someone you're at your most vulnerable, and for them to be disgusted by you at that stage is worse, for me, than anyone saying I had a big nose or a fat arse or something. "

I'm not asking to judge. I realise you can't help it - I've got several issues like that of my own.

It makes me sad when anyone feels like that about a part of them that they can't change.

As for anyone who would be so rude as to insult your genitals at that stage, may their pubic hair turn to wire and grow inwards.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

I find it even more insulting when a woman agrees with him "

I don't think it's more insulting but it's certainly just as bad.

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby


"And yet again we have posts insulting parts of a body we have no control over "

Does my head in. These people that slag women off about the way they look are just nasty. I'm so glad I don't have to associate with them. It's just cruel. Do they not use their brain when they write that shit. Some poor woman is probably losing confidence and getting upset because of these nasty comments. They were probably bullies at school. I'm not reading anymore of this thread. Makes me angry.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What the actual fuck?!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Does my head in. These people that slag women off about the way they look are just nasty."

Nasty and at the same time, absolutely desperate to shag us.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What the actual fuck?! "

It's my av, right?

Sowwy, I'll go change it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the actual fuck?!

It's my av, right?

Sowwy, I'll go change it...

"

Don't you dare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And yet again we have posts insulting parts of a body we have no control over

Does my head in. These people that slag women off about the way they look are just nasty. I'm so glad I don't have to associate with them. It's just cruel. Do they not use their brain when they write that shit. Some poor woman is probably losing confidence and getting upset because of these nasty comments. They were probably bullies at school. I'm not reading anymore of this thread. Makes me angry. "

People shouldn't be on here if they are so sensitive that they let people who they don't even know upset them. These forums are olaces for discussion on anything and everything, if people don't like it, they don't have to read them.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What the actual fuck?!

It's my av, right?

Sowwy, I'll go change it...

Don't you dare! "

It was taken as a joke years ago but I could never bring myself to actually show it

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"Can I just say the repacking the kebab post wasn't serious, I wasn't actually saying that any woman with a kebab considered to be less than adequately packed should have it surgically altered

I was serious, I would have the repacking surgery if I had the spare dosh. Apparently that makes me truly mental where, say, a nose job wouldn't.

That surprises me.

What makes you feel like you need repacking? Who decides what is and is not aesthetically pleasing when it comes to female genitals? Where did the standards you want to conform to come from?

It's always bothered me, I can't help it. I'll probably never have it done because, unless I win the lottery, there will always be something like my house that the money is better spent on - but it would be great to not feel self conscious about something so intimate. Once you're exposing your genitals to someone you're at your most vulnerable, and for them to be disgusted by you at that stage is worse, for me, than anyone saying I had a big nose or a fat arse or something. "

To me this screams immaturity and insecurities, which is fine but when you've a not so perfect foof through surgery it makes you look at things a little differently. Your OH/husband loves you so why bother what anyone else you meet thinks of it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

I find it even more insulting when a woman agrees with him

I don't think it's more insulting but it's certainly just as bad."

We all have our own likes and dislikes, as well as our own opinion. That's life I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Immaturity? Ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cba to read the thread - have I missed much?

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"I cba to read the thread - have I missed much?"

Not much

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

I find it even more insulting when a woman agrees with him

I don't think it's more insulting but it's certainly just as bad.

We all have our own likes and dislikes, as well as our own opinion. That's life I'm afraid."

Opinions are fine but there are ways to express them without being downright nasty.

It's no wonder so many women have body issues with both men AND other women judging and criticising.

How about, if you can't be nice, just trying not to actually be unkind and hurtful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I'd put up my classy avatar pic for this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" seems I've caused a stir... apologies for the comment. It was purely meant 'tounge in cheek'

Like a cock pic and close up fanny pic can also be off putting..... that's what I should have said.

We have been bellied with what we have and we are all beautiful.

Sorry for any offence

"

People take things on here far too seriously...this site is meant to be about fun. People need to lighten up

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I cba to read the thread - have I missed much?"

A lot of discussion about being classy whilst fucking strangers.

A smattering of unnecessary insults.

Some pussy pics.

No, not a lot.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I cba to read the thread - have I missed much?"

No Lib, just keep fapping.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


" seems I've caused a stir... apologies for the comment. It was purely meant 'tounge in cheek'

Like a cock pic and close up fanny pic can also be off putting..... that's what I should have said.

We have been bellied with what we have and we are all beautiful.

Sorry for any offence

People take things on here far too seriously...this site is meant to be about fun. People need to lighten up "

Yes it is supposed to be about fun, not about being unnecessarily rude and insulting to others.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Thought I'd put up my classy avatar pic for this thread "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

I find it even more insulting when a woman agrees with him

I don't think it's more insulting but it's certainly just as bad.

We all have our own likes and dislikes, as well as our own opinion. That's life I'm afraid.

Opinions are fine but there are ways to express them without being downright nasty.

It's no wonder so many women have body issues with both men AND other women judging and criticising.

How about, if you can't be nice, just trying not to actually be unkind and hurtful?"

I have seen any comments being unkind and hurtful to anyone personally. It people choose to be offended, then that's up to them.

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

I find it even more insulting when a woman agrees with him

I don't think it's more insulting but it's certainly just as bad.

We all have our own likes and dislikes, as well as our own opinion. That's life I'm afraid.

Opinions are fine but there are ways to express them without being downright nasty.

It's no wonder so many women have body issues with both men AND other women judging and criticising.

How about, if you can't be nice, just trying not to actually be unkind and hurtful?"

I agree and it's sad that some woman would have surgery as they feel the need to have a 'perfect vagina'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The irony is lasses demand 'no cock pics' 'if I've seen one I've seen them all' etc etc.... but a guy says something about a female genitalia he's a c**t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" seems I've caused a stir... apologies for the comment. It was purely meant 'tounge in cheek'

Like a cock pic and close up fanny pic can also be off putting..... that's what I should have said.

We have been bellied with what we have and we are all beautiful.

Sorry for any offence

People take things on here far too seriously...this site is meant to be about fun. People need to lighten up

Yes it is supposed to be about fun, not about being unnecessarily rude and insulting to others."

If people have taken opinions on here as insulting, then that's their own doing. You are the ones responsible for how you feel, no one else.

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By *az56Woman
over a year ago

Folkestone

I love a nice cock picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt worse than a badly packed kebab

When I see blokes say crap like that it makes me hope fervently that they never get to even see another "kebab", badly packed or otherwise, for the rest of their lives.

The vast majority would happily have sex with the owner of that "kebab", despite being willing to insult her for something she can't change.

You're on here looking for sex; actually acting as though you like and respect women might be nice.

I find it even more insulting when a woman agrees with him

I don't think it's more insulting but it's certainly just as bad.

We all have our own likes and dislikes, as well as our own opinion. That's life I'm afraid.

Opinions are fine but there are ways to express them without being downright nasty.

It's no wonder so many women have body issues with both men AND other women judging and criticising.

How about, if you can't be nice, just trying not to actually be unkind and hurtful?

I agree and it's sad that some woman would have surgery as they feel the need to have a 'perfect vagina' "

Now it's sad, before it was immature. Make your mind up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just put up my willy picture to see what happens ... And yes mostly men seem interested

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"The irony is lasses demand 'no cock pics' 'if I've seen one I've seen them all' etc etc.... but a guy says something about a female genitalia he's a c**t"

I like cock pics and not all are alike. Not sure the lasses you've been speaking to. Anyways, the ones I don't I wouldn't describe as a badly battered hotdog. You can get across your point without tired, rude clichés.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just put up my willy picture to see what happens ... And yes mostly men seem interested "

mostly, not all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The irony is lasses demand 'no cock pics' 'if I've seen one I've seen them all' etc etc.... but a guy says something about a female genitalia he's a c**t"

Can't say I've ever demanded no cock pics as they really don't look the same. I'm fussy like that

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

I meant sad in a non derogatory term, and insecure as yes a woman to want surgery on her vagina for approval of men is to me in my opinion insecure

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Taff, is that Fag & Slippers certified?

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