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"Christmas is a time of year..  "Remember - Xmas is not just for Xmas | |||
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"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Aaaall together now! "You're a bit late on parade 
They've been teasing us with the silly hatted one since Halloween 
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"Today was my 8th xmas day. I'm over it. " How many have you got left? | |||
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"Christmas is a time of year..
Remember - Xmas is not just for Xmas
"* btw - "Christmas" is no longer "Christmas" but has been renamed Xmas - get that? XMAS™ A note on Xmas™ : XMAS™ = was once a festival of joy and goodwill to all men (but not women) in mid-winter to celebrate the winter solstice. In later years it was taken over by the Christians who grafted the Naiveity Play onto it. In more recent times Xmas™ was sold to corporations who wrung every last penny out of joy and goodwill in an effort to sell things (mostly off a very large boat from China) by convincing everyone who didn't like the change that they were grinches (see: famous, commercially successful Xmas™ movie of the same name). Now Xmas™ is a time that is like the opening sequence of Saving Private Ryan, only now every third person is a woman puking into her handbag whilst queuing to get into Yate's Wine Lodge... that sums up Xmas™ - you're queuing to get into somewhere shit. In a bad jumper. | |||
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"Christmas is a time of year..
Remember - Xmas is not just for Xmas
* btw - "Christmas" is no longer "Christmas" but has been renamed Xmas - get that?
XMAS™
A note on Xmas™ :
XMAS™ = was once a festival of joy and goodwill to all men (but not women) in mid-winter to celebrate the winter solstice. In later years it was taken over by the Christians who grafted the Naiveity Play onto it.
In more recent times Xmas™ was sold to corporations who wrung every last penny out of joy and goodwill in an effort to sell things (mostly off a very large boat from China) by convincing everyone who didn't like the change that they were grinches (see: famous, commercially successful Xmas™ movie of the same name).
Now Xmas™ is a time that is like the opening sequence of Saving Private Ryan, only now every third person is a woman puking into her handbag whilst queuing to get into Yate's Wine Lodge... that sums up Xmas™ - you're queuing to get into somewhere shit.
In a bad jumper.
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"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Aaaall together now!
You're a bit late on parade
They've been teasing us with the silly hatted one since Halloween
"This is for the forum old (old) faithful! A seasonal message of goodwill via me from one of the stalwarts who has moved on. Quite memorable (and very incident prone) and an all round lovely person. And she's doing really well and life is good and wanted to say hi to her old pals. | |||
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"Christmas is a time of year..
Remember - Xmas is not just for Xmas
* btw - "Christmas" is no longer "Christmas" but has been renamed Xmas - get that?
XMAS™
A note on Xmas
only now every third person is a woman puking into her handbag whilst queuing to get into Yate's Wine Lodge... that sums up Xmas™ - you're queuing to get into somewhere shit.
In a bad jumper.
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I'm really excited about it all this year. So joe and the rest can piss off | |||
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"Christmas is a time of year..
Remember - Xmas is not just for Xmas
* btw - "Christmas" is no longer "Christmas" but has been renamed Xmas - get that?
XMAS™
A note on Xmas™ :
XMAS™ = was once a festival of joy and goodwill to all men (but not women) in mid-winter to celebrate the winter solstice. In later years it was taken over by the Christians who grafted the Naiveity Play onto it.
In more recent times Xmas™ was sold to corporations who wrung every last penny out of joy and goodwill in an effort to sell things (mostly off a very large boat from China) by convincing everyone who didn't like the change that they were grinches (see: famous, commercially successful Xmas™ movie of the same name).
Now Xmas™ is a time that is like the opening sequence of Saving Private Ryan, only now every third person is a woman puking into her handbag whilst queuing to get into Yate's Wine Lodge... that sums up Xmas™ - you're queuing to get into somewhere shit.
In a bad jumper.
"All correct - and yet I still love Christmas! Just can't help myself! | |||
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"Christmas is a time of year..
Remember - Xmas is not just for Xmas
* btw - "Christmas" is no longer "Christmas" but has been renamed Xmas - get that?
XMAS™
A note on Xmas™ :
XMAS™ = was once a festival of joy and goodwill to all men (but not women) in mid-winter to celebrate the winter solstice. In later years it was taken over by the Christians who grafted the Naiveity Play onto it.
In more recent times Xmas™ was sold to corporations who wrung every last penny out of joy and goodwill in an effort to sell things (mostly off a very large boat from China) by convincing everyone who didn't like the change that they were grinches (see: famous, commercially successful Xmas™ movie of the same name).
Now Xmas™ is a time that is like the opening sequence of Saving Private Ryan, only now every third person is a woman puking into her handbag whilst queuing to get into Yate's Wine Lodge... that sums up Xmas™ - you're queuing to get into somewhere shit.
In a bad jumper.
"Oh c'mon Joe next yule be telling us you don't like mince pies and rubbing red breasts | |||
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"Christmas is a time of year..
Remember - Xmas is not just for Xmas
* btw - "Christmas" is no longer "Christmas" but has been renamed Xmas - get that?
XMAS™
A note on Xmas™ :
XMAS™ = was once a festival of joy and goodwill to all men (but not women) in mid-winter to celebrate the winter solstice. In later years it was taken over by the Christians who grafted the Naiveity Play onto it.
In more recent times Xmas™ was sold to corporations who wrung every last penny out of joy and goodwill in an effort to sell things (mostly off a very large boat from China) by convincing everyone who didn't like the change that they were grinches (see: famous, commercially successful Xmas™ movie of the same name).
Now Xmas™ is a time that is like the opening sequence of Saving Private Ryan, only now every third person is a woman puking into her handbag whilst queuing to get into Yate's Wine Lodge... that sums up Xmas™ - you're queuing to get into somewhere shit.
In a bad jumper.
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Also I'm done with adverts telling me how joyfully happy I should feel about the festive season.
I'm not joyful. I'm stressed! | |||
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"Christmas is a time of year..
Remember - Xmas is not just for Xmas
* btw - "Christmas" is no longer "Christmas" but has been renamed Xmas - get that?
XMAS™
A note on Xmas™ :
XMAS™ = was once a festival of joy and goodwill to all men (but not women) in mid-winter to celebrate the winter solstice. In later years it was taken over by the Christians who grafted the Naiveity Play onto it.
In more recent times Xmas™ was sold to corporations who wrung every last penny out of joy and goodwill in an effort to sell things (mostly off a very large boat from China) by convincing everyone who didn't like the change that they were grinches (see: famous, commercially successful Xmas™ movie of the same name).
Now Xmas™ is a time that is like the opening sequence of Saving Private Ryan, only now every third person is a woman puking into her handbag whilst queuing to get into Yate's Wine Lodge... that sums up Xmas™ - you're queuing to get into somewhere shit.
In a bad jumper.
Also I'm done with adverts telling me how joyfully happy I should feel about the festive season.
I'm not joyful. I'm stressed!"Tbf, I wrote that, went down stairs to discover my daughter has made a pretty little Xmas™ diorama on the mantelpiece in icing sugar. It's November. I'm doomed, like Canute, trying to hold back the tides.  | |||
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"I bought 4 friends Christmas presents today. It's still only November and gone against my own rules of no c word before 1st December so I'm ashamed of myself
Spank me "Bend the fuck over. Bitch. | |||
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"I bought 4 friends Christmas presents today. It's still only November and gone against my own rules of no c word before 1st December so I'm ashamed of myself
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and shouldn't be mentioned before december .. | |||
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"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Aaaall together now!
You're a bit late on parade
They've been teasing us with the silly hatted one since Halloween
This is for the forum old (old) faithful!
A seasonal message of goodwill via me from one of the stalwarts who has moved on. Quite memorable (and very incident prone) and an all round lovely person.
And she's doing really well and life is good and wanted to say hi to her old pals. "thats good to here, i often think of her from time to time | |||
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"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Aaaall together now! "Minxie has not been on for nearly 2 years, I thought we had got away with this | |||
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