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By *unlovers OP   Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

I'm so bored with this opening line

I know it's a starter but it des my head in

If I was poorly would they really want to know

And if I'm on top of the world do they really care

Just wish it was followed up by a conversation

Rant over

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like you said it's an opener, I know it must be dull/get boring but it's the conversation after that, that matters

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By *unlovers OP   Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

Exactly so why not put something after that then

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some folk don't even say how are you.just a simple hi or hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes just hi is worse lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter if I say "how are you" or not... my message usually gets deleted without being read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, how are you then?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"So, how are you then? "

I'm incredible thanks, and how the hell are you this fine morning ?

Cal

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I've answered the question on my profile but still get it all the damn time. It drives me potty. So bloody dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I'm made of glass this morning, had a rotten sleep, it's my time of the month and it's one of those ones where you really feel it, not so much pain, more like you can feel your life force shedding away in your womb! I'd be happy to talk about periods with any guys asking how I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, how are you then?

I'm incredible thanks, and how the hell are you this fine morning ?

Cal"

I'm incredibly spiffing and in tip top form thank you Cal.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoy you doin, seemed to work for Joey *if you remember 'Friends' seems a long time ago now...

But I can see both sides on this, a live chat up usually starts with something pretty mundane, which doesn't really work in writing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, how are you then? "

Slightly hungover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, how are you then?

Slightly hungover "

Fancy a shag?

That's how the inbox conversations usually go right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one message this saying

Well

Nothing more, wtf is that all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one message this saying

Well

Nothing more, wtf is that all about"

We love the one word messages, how are you supposed to respond ?

We've had....

'Message'

'Wow'

'Now'

'Fuck?'

Amongst other literary pieces of genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one message this saying

Well

Nothing more, wtf is that all about"

Sorry forgot the ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one message this saying

Well

Nothing more, wtf is that all about

We love the one word messages, how are you supposed to respond ?

We've had....

'Message'

'Wow'

'Now'

'Fuck?'

Amongst other literary pieces of genius "

An they wonder why single guys don't have any luck on the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one message this saying

Well

Nothing more, wtf is that all about

Sorry forgot the ? "

Don't do it again then lol

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

As someone that writes "proper" decent sized messages (not first ones) to then get back

"Yeah, i'm like that" or "I agree" or "That's fine".

With no opening into a next message does rather feel like pulling teeth on here with some..

Not sure what's worse tbh this or the crap "Hi" that you can ignore?

S

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Yes just hi is worse lol ."
this and "what you doin" argghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one message this saying

Well

Nothing more, wtf is that all about

We love the one word messages, how are you supposed to respond ?

We've had....

'Message'

'Wow'

'Now'

'Fuck?'

Amongst other literary pieces of genius

An they wonder why single guys don't have any luck on the site.

"

Two of those came from couples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So come on then, what is a good opener? Because I'm finding

Good morning, bitch tits!

isn't really working either....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

It's more the lack of punctuation that bothers me. Can't be too fussy with opening lines and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So come on then, what is a good opener? Because I'm finding

Good morning, bitch tits!

isn't really working either...."

Can't understand why that line isn't working for you lol

I had one guy message saying

tit size and what's ya cunt like.

Really wish they wouldn't refer to my Mr as a cunt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one guy message saying

tit size and what's ya cunt like.

Really wish they wouldn't refer to my Mr as a cunt lol"

That last line wins you, "post of the morning"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one guy message saying

tit size and what's ya cunt like.

Really wish they wouldn't refer to my Mr as a cunt lol

That last line wins you, "post of the morning" "

I'm on top form this morning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, how are you then?

Slightly hungover

Fancy a shag?

That's how the inbox conversations usually go right? "

Only if I'm lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you get messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good , thanks for asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a perfectly acceptable opener from someone with attractive photos or a profile I'm interested in. If they don't have those things it could be a fucking sonnet and I wouldn't read it. I don't want people spending ages on a first message to me that I might well just delete, so I'm quite happy with Hi, how are you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a perfectly acceptable opener from someone with attractive photos or a profile I'm interested in. If they don't have those things it could be a fucking sonnet and I wouldn't read it. I don't want people spending ages on a first message to me that I might well just delete, so I'm quite happy with Hi, how are you. "

It's a fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so bored with this opening line

I know it's a starter but it des my head in

If I was poorly would they really want to know

And if I'm on top of the world do they really care

Just wish it was followed up by a conversation

Rant over

Sorry"

Hi HOW ARE YOU. Hahahahahaha sorry had to be done. I hate it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactly so why not put something after that then

Lmao"

Like what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message the other day that started with 'can I ask you a question?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I respond with exactly how I am at the moment. If they have the patience to listen to my dull ramblings, they're a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all fairness I am guilty of the hello how are you nice profile messages as I'm not great at starting conversations (Kat) xx

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex


"I had one message this saying

Well

Nothing more, wtf is that all about

We love the one word messages, how are you supposed to respond ?

We've had....

'Message'

'Wow'

'Now'

'Fuck?'

Amongst other literary pieces of genius

An they wonder why single guys don't have any luck on the site.

"

I really don't understand this. What's it got to do with single guys? The OP has not specified who sent the messages, I am sure couples, and even single females are well capable of such original pieces of prose.

Assumptions

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex


"I had a message the other day that started with 'can I ask you a question?' "

I get these loads of times, and I actually respond, "sure" or "shoot"...

communication is not easy at times...

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex


"In all fairness I am guilty of the hello how are you nice profile messages as I'm not great at starting conversations (Kat) xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one message this saying

Well

Nothing more, wtf is that all about

We love the one word messages, how are you supposed to respond ?

We've had....

'Message'

'Wow'

'Now'

'Fuck?'

Amongst other literary pieces of genius

An they wonder why single guys don't have any luck on the site.

I really don't understand this. What's it got to do with single guys? The OP has not specified who sent the messages, I am sure couples, and even single females are well capable of such original pieces of prose.

Assumptions "

Calm down princess, if you read my reply to that, you'll have noticed that I did say, two of those came from couples, and in no way implies that it's solely men who write those beautiful lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one message this saying

Well

Nothing more, wtf is that all about

We love the one word messages, how are you supposed to respond ?

We've had....

'Message'

'Wow'

'Now'

'Fuck?'

Amongst other literary pieces of genius

An they wonder why single guys don't have any luck on the site.

I really don't understand this. What's it got to do with single guys? The OP has not specified who sent the messages, I am sure couples, and even single females are well capable of such original pieces of prose.

Assumptions

Calm down princess, if you read my reply to that, you'll have noticed that I did say, two of those came from couples, and in no way implies that it's solely men who write those beautiful lines. "

And mine was from a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always start by introducing myself with a brief description been told that's boring.

Have started with praising there looks and told me they here that all the time.

So next time I'm going to say nothing just leave it blank and see if that works.

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