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By *tarbeck OP   Couple
over a year ago

york

those elasticated jeans look really comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing fazes you.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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You'd rather stay in with a nice cup of tea and hot bath instead of dealing with d*unk people on a Friday night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When policemen start looking young,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pee after sex is as good as the sex

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When digital things have too many buttons

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

When you're old enough to be the parents of some of your childrens' teachers...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"The pee after sex is as good as the sex "

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By *limandtrim300Couple
over a year ago

Ely

When you kids laugh at the pictures of you in your yearbook

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"The pee after sex is as good as the sex "

the pee DURING sex is as good as the sex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don't wake up with a hard on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"those elasticated jeans look really comfy "

No no, it's when you realise how comfy those elasticated jeans actually feel...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

You go out for a posh meal in comfy shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The pee after sex is as good as the sex

the pee DURING sex is as good as the sex lol"

Filthy!

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By *tarbeck OP   Couple
over a year ago

york

when you are over the moon when hubby byes you a heated throw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading these I have come to the conclusion that I am not getting old.

Woohoo!

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By *tarbeck OP   Couple
over a year ago

york


"those elasticated jeans look really comfy

No no, it's when you realise how comfy those elasticated jeans actually feel..."
oh yes , bliss x

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"When you don't wake up with a hard on "

when you dont wake up lol RIP

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Foreplay doesn't include using fingers for fear of upsetting the arthritis

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

When you look in the mirror and you say to yourself is that really me, but that is contrary to how I feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Netflix and chill actually means - Netflix and chill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

You have to scroll a long long way down the list while filling out computer forms to find your birth year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!"

That doesn't mean you're old. That means you're a superhero!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"those elasticated jeans look really comfy

No no, it's when you realise how comfy those elasticated jeans actually feel... oh yes , bliss x"

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

When I realised I look better now than years ago.. Now where are my glasses

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

When you have just bought an Amazon Fire Stick and it rocks!!

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By *tarbeck OP   Couple
over a year ago

york


"You have to scroll a long long way down the list while filling out computer forms to find your birth year "
x

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

[Removed by poster at 25/11/16 21:19:35]

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

When clothing in brown appeals....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!"

You wear knickers

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

You need reading glasses.

And have them dotted around everywhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!

That doesn't mean you're old. That means you're a superhero!"

And which one would that be lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!

You wear knickers "

Have you seen the size of my ass and how cold it is lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!

You wear knickers

Have you seen the size of my ass and how cold it is lol x"

Sadly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!

That doesn't mean you're old. That means you're a superhero!

And which one would that be lol x"

Supergran?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!

That doesn't mean you're old. That means you're a superhero!

And which one would that be lol x

Supergran? "

Thats so wrong!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are at work listening to the radio and say to the fella working next to you "I love this song" and the person looks blankly at you... and you realise they were not born when it was released

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!

You wear knickers

Have you seen the size of my ass and how cold it is lol x

Sadly not "

Are you sure lol x

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By *tarbeck OP   Couple
over a year ago

york


"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for...."
Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!

You wear knickers

Have you seen the size of my ass and how cold it is lol x

Sadly not

Are you sure lol x"

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your knickers are bigger than your skirt!

That doesn't mean you're old. That means you're a superhero!

And which one would that be lol x

Supergran?

Thats so wrong!!!! X"

Lol sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you are at work listening to the radio and say to the fella working next to you "I love this song" and the person looks blankly at you... and you realise they were not born when it was released "

Which one? X

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Buying a slow cooker is exciting

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says "

Why do they do that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buying a slow cooker is exciting "

Now that I havent managed lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says

Why do they do that?!"

'They'?......Man-ist!

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By *tarbeck OP   Couple
over a year ago

york


"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says

Why do they do that?!"
I will let you know when I am talking to him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for...."

Oh Bollocks, just when I was feeling young, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything clicks and crunches when you get out of bed in the morning

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says

Why do they do that?!

'They'?......Man-ist!"

...so tell me you haven'y gone out for some bread, and gone back with a big expensive gadget...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not getting old, I am old, Then some smart as teenager says, ! what the fuck do you know ! where did I put the coffee jar, Oh yes in the fridge with lead still in my pencil, I have been called a wanker before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says

Why do they do that?!

Lucky if I have enough for the bread!

'They'?......Man-ist!

...so tell me you haven'y gone out for some bread, and gone back with a big expensive gadget...

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says

Why do they do that?!

Lucky if I have enough for the bread!

'They'?......Man-ist!

...so tell me you haven'y gone out for some bread, and gone back with a big expensive gadget...

"

The grin says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat "

Such a polite young man! (when you find yourself thinking that, when they do )

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

When you go away for the weekend and actual sleep in the hotel room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says

Why do they do that?!

Lucky if I have enough for the bread!

'They'?......Man-ist!

...so tell me you haven'y gone out for some bread, and gone back with a big expensive gadget...

The grin says it all "

My gadgets are well planned out rather than spur of the moment

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says

Why do they do that?!

Lucky if I have enough for the bread!

'They'?......Man-ist!

...so tell me you haven'y gone out for some bread, and gone back with a big expensive gadget...

The grin says it all "

...search your feelings...you know it to be true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat

Such a polite young man! (when you find yourself thinking "I wonder if he likes cougars?")"

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says

Why do they do that?!

Lucky if I have enough for the bread!

'They'?......Man-ist!

...so tell me you haven'y gone out for some bread, and gone back with a big expensive gadget...

The grin says it all

My gadgets are well planned out rather than spur of the moment"

If you say so...!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

you just can't be arsed anymore

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Your grandson starts the question "in the olden days"......

Lmp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you just can't be arsed anymore "

Suicide isn't the answer! :P

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

There is a ghost in the house every time a look at the mirror this old women looking at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I realised I look better now than years ago.. Now where are my glasses "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat

Such a polite young man! (when you find yourself thinking "I wonder if he likes cougars?")"

You changed my words!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when your body creaks more than your bed does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat

Such a polite young man! (when you find yourself thinking "I wonder if he likes cougars?")

You changed my words!! "

I read between the lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you lie flat on your back, and have to do an elaborate roll and turn to sit back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when your body creaks more than your bed does "

you could always oil it.........and the bed......badum tsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat

Such a polite young man! (when you find yourself thinking "I wonder if he likes cougars?")

You changed my words!!

I read between the lines"

I only think that if they offer their lap as a seat

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By *tarbeck OP   Couple
over a year ago

york

when you are counting down till twelve tonight so you can book your Christmas shopping slot , please don't let me fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u get on public transport and a 20 something offers you there seat

Such a polite young man! (when you find yourself thinking "I wonder if he likes cougars?")

You changed my words!!

I read between the lines

I only think that if they offer their lap as a seat "

'Ooh Mrs. Angel, your bus pass is pressing against my keys'

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

When any meet from October to March involves....not what will I wear or focusing on how you may smell...but ensuring the central heating is on full!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Having an early night means going to bed to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when your body creaks more than your bed does

you could always oil it.........and the bed......badum tsh"

are you here all week?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"When any meet from October to March involves....not what will I wear or focusing on how you may smell...but ensuring the central heating is on full!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the only reason you wake up early is cause you need to pee

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By *tarbeck OP   Couple
over a year ago

york


"the only reason you wake up early is cause you need to pee "
so true lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when your body creaks more than your bed does

you could always oil it.........and the bed......badum tsh

are you here all week? "

yep then it's just weddings and bahmitzvas

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

You set up you new phone with LARGE text!

Use the zoom functions lots more... O no, that's for a different reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when your body creaks more than your bed does

you could always oil it.........and the bed......badum tsh

are you here all week?

yep then it's just weddings and bahmitzvas"

practice makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buying a slow cooker is exciting "

When the stew and dumplings you make in one is even more exciting'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buying a slow cooker is exciting

When the stew and dumplings you make in one is even more exciting'. "

I'm a man. All food is exciting at any age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get excited about the Darmart thermal undies catalogue gets delivered ..

And your getting on a bit if like me your remember Darmart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all gone to bed with cocoa and hot water bottles?

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By *illyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

when you'd rather watch someone fuck your wife than do it yourself,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get excited about the Darmart thermal undies catalogue gets delivered ..

And your getting on a bit if like me your remember Darmart "

Not quite there yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when you'd rather watch someone fuck your wife than do it yourself,,"

Hope your wife doesn't read that!

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By *tarbeck OP   Couple
over a year ago

york


"You all gone to bed with cocoa and hot water bottles?"
God no , ive got to keep awake

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

You get really excited when you get some socks for christmad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get excited about the Darmart thermal undies catalogue gets delivered ..

And your getting on a bit if like me your remember Darmart

Not quite there yet "

Ha ha young lady ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your getting old when you can remember getting up to change channels on telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get excited about the Darmart thermal undies catalogue gets delivered ..

And your getting on a bit if like me your remember Darmart

Not quite there yet "

Not far off though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elbows touch wood and it's dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get excited by garden centres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get excited about the Darmart thermal undies catalogue gets delivered ..

And your getting on a bit if like me your remember Darmart

Not quite there yet

Not far off though "

If it was up to you, I wouldn't make my next birthday!

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By *tarbeck OP   Couple
over a year ago

york


"You know your getting old when you can remember getting up to change channels on telly "
or rushing to the loo while the adverts are on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get excited about the Darmart thermal undies catalogue gets delivered ..

And your getting on a bit if like me your remember Darmart

Not quite there yet

Not far off though

If it was up to you, I wouldn't make my next birthday! "

lol yeah that's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foreplay doesn't include using fingers for fear of upsetting the arthritis "

It does play havoc!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know your getting old when you can remember getting up to change channels on telly or rushing to the loo while the adverts are on x"

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By *tarbeck OP   Couple
over a year ago

york

can I use getting older as an excuse for ordering a new dress new shoes and bag , well it is the social next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd rather stay in with a nice cup of tea and hot bath instead of dealing with d*unk people on a Friday night."

I've been like this since I was 18!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to scroll and scroll to get to my year of birth on online forms.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Electric blanket

Mrs DDC

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By *tarbeck OP   Couple
over a year ago

york


"Electric blanket

Mrs DDC"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says "

43 inch 150 quid ish by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decide to take the camper on the long drive so I can stop for a cuppa..

Honest just for the kitchen facilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start listening closely to the sounds you knees make when bending and straightening the legs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you got a hairline like Steve Mcdonald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you knees makes crunching sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you knees makes crunching sounds "

That's me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...what was the question again..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When 95% of the site filters you out!..

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over a year ago

When you think bloody hell hes only ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you think bloody hell hes only ..."

........only what??

Dementia is a terrible thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you think bloody hell hes only ...

........only what??

Dementia is a terrible thing"

What who are you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you think bloody hell hes only ...

........only what??

Dementia is a terrible thing

What who are you lol

"

I'm here to give you a bed bath remember luvvie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your favourite icons/idols/stars suddenly all start dying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When doctors look young enough to be your kids.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

When you buy shoes because they are comfortable and functional rather than look good.

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

When you make a noize as you bend down to pick something up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

I knew I was getting old when people started started calling me young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your favourite icons/idols/stars suddenly all start dying. "

Or you discover they were perverts

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed.... "

......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you buy shoes because they are comfortable and functional rather than look good. "

This!

And when pajamas are your favourite clothes - to go with your cuppa in the warm rather than being at a Christmas party in your LBD and heels!

And the sound of what Mariah Carey wants for Christmas makes you want to scream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have this all under control - my kids are under strict instructions never to let me wear trainers with a long A- line skirt - never to let me eat sponge and custard in my care home (hated it all my life and never want to be fed it) - and they have some things they say im never to do but i might disagree

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....

......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!"

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....

......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!

"

Mmmm! Winciette! Grrr

Adds to the electricity

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest "

That is style!

Doffs hat!

A browse and tea and cake before exploring the clematis!

I admire your style sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join a site like this one and start sycophantically posting flirting replies to woman half your age.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest "

Omg...we do this every Thursday

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....

......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!

Mmmm! Winciette! Grrr

Adds to the electricity "

No darling...that's bri nylon... love a bit of static electricity...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest

That is style!

Doffs hat!

A browse and tea and cake before exploring the clematis!

I admire your style sir! "

We love the polyanthus this time of year....

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest

Omg...we do this every Thursday "
Hopefully dressed as in your photos

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest

Omg...we do this every Thursday Hopefully dressed as in your photos "

Well I do put a pully on when it's a tad chilly....but no knickers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....

......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!

Mmmm! Winciette! Grrr

Adds to the electricity

No darling...that's bri nylon... love a bit of static electricity... "

I think he's just pretending not to know what it is , so he doesn't seem over the hill

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest

Omg...we do this every Thursday Hopefully dressed as in your photos

Well I do put a pully on when it's a tad chilly....but no knickers... "
Ooh lala garden centers are the next best place to flirt then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....

......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!

Mmmm! Winciette! Grrr

Adds to the electricity

No darling...that's bri nylon... love a bit of static electricity...

I think he's just pretending not to know what it is , so he doesn't seem over the hill "

I'd have to google it, but for some reason I imagine a cowgirl wearing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for.... Steve went in to Tesco today for dog food , he came home with a telly , but it was a good deal he says "

You girls try pull that stunt all the time, we are just copying;-)

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

When you turn down a 24yr old girl because she is too young lol.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....

......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!

Mmmm! Winciette! Grrr

Adds to the electricity

No darling...that's bri nylon... love a bit of static electricity...

I think he's just pretending not to know what it is , so he doesn't seem over the hill "

I think you're right, sweet!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest

Omg...we do this every Thursday Hopefully dressed as in your photos

Well I do put a pully on when it's a tad chilly....but no knickers... Ooh lala garden centers are the next best place to flirt then "

Oh yes....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"...when you start wearing winciette pyjamas and bedsocks and put your teeth in a glass of water by your bed....

......when you know wtf 'winciette' is!

Mmmm! Winciette! Grrr

Adds to the electricity

No darling...that's bri nylon... love a bit of static electricity...

I think he's just pretending not to know what it is , so he doesn't seem over the hill

I'd have to google it, but for some reason I imagine a cowgirl wearing it "

I don't know what a cowgirl wears, but I'm sure it's not winciette, don't think you can buy it in the wildwest...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"When you turn down a 24yr old girl because she is too young lol."

Go on...give it a go...

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest

Omg...we do this every Thursday Hopefully dressed as in your photos

Well I do put a pully on when it's a tad chilly....but no knickers... Ooh lala garden centers are the next best place to flirt then

Oh yes.... "
I think every Thursday from now on there will be lots of single men browsing at your local garden centre

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"When you start going to the garden centre to browse then have a cup of tea n cake for a rest

Omg...we do this every Thursday Hopefully dressed as in your photos

Well I do put a pully on when it's a tad chilly....but no knickers... Ooh lala garden centers are the next best place to flirt then

Oh yes.... I think every Thursday from now on there will be lots of single men browsing at your local garden centre "

...hope they won't be peeking at my lady garden....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need reading glasses.

And have them dotted around everywhere... "

Erm yes thats so true lol Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go into a room and cant remember why.

When you wear jackets or coat in the summer months.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

When Daniel O'Donnell sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see your teen celebrity heartthrob on TV and they're so old now but still dress like 20-somethings....

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path


"When you walk into a room to get something, and stand there for a few minutes, trying to remember what the hell you came in for...."

This is so me all the time

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

When, in a work environment, middle-aged men stop referring to you as 'son' and instead refer to you as 'sir/mate/boss' etc.

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

When you kids come to you for advice on relationships (like i know )

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By *illo007Man
over a year ago

barry

U look up from shavin into mirror and your face dont move.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When, in a work environment, middle-aged men stop referring to you as 'son' and instead refer to you as 'sir/mate/boss' etc."

I had someone call me ma'am last week. Shooting me would have been kinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when people ask you what your favourite action film is and you say ''Lethal Weapon''

I'm to old for this shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When MILF turns into GILF !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you are the oldest person at a metal gig.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

You know you're getting old when....

You remember when songs from the 60's / 70's actually came out and you know all the words!

You can remember when Snickers were called Marathon Bars!

You can remember when we only had BBC1 and ITV channels, which closed down at Midnight or earlier!

Supermarkets or most shops weren't open in late evening or Sundays.

Or when buying anything these days and compare the price to the equivalent in £, shillings and pence!

EG, 18/- (shillings) for a Mars Bar!!!!!!!

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

When u tell your kill off and your like dam i sound like my mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you stop trusting farts !

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"You know you're getting old when....

You remember when songs from the 60's / 70's actually came out and you know all the words!

You can remember when Snickers were called Marathon Bars!

You can remember when we only had BBC1 and ITV channels, which closed down at Midnight or earlier!

Supermarkets or most shops weren't open in late evening or Sundays.

Or when buying anything these days and compare the price to the equivalent in £, shillings and pence!

EG, 18/- (shillings) for a Mars Bar!!!!!!! "

I remember songs from the 70s, marathon bars, getting up to change the channel on our rented telly (which stopped broadcasting at 11.30, after playing the national anthem) and items in supermarkets being individually priced. I love my flanelette PJs and hot milk in the winter.

Please put me out of my misery now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start getting obsessed with getting a cardigan

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

When you start looking in Greenwoods window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot get any responses of any kind on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're too old to even have a year book

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley


"You cannot get any responses of any kind on this site "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the footglove range in Marks and Sparks look more tempting than six inches of...

...stiletto (filthy minds! What did you think I was gonna say!)

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

When you make audible groans putting your socks on

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