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"Sam is charged with farting in the pool, in an attempt to create his own jacuzzi..." Lisa is charged with being Harlows number one harlot. | |||
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" I always get missed out of these!"Caught nicking extra large bottles of Veet for downstairs jungle control  | |||
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" I always get missed out of these!
Caught nicking extra large bottles of Veet for downstairs jungle control "Stealing said removed jungle control and selling it as hair extensions to z list celebrities | |||
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" I always get missed out of these!
Caught nicking extra large bottles of Veet for downstairs jungle control "Sticking pins in packets of condoms at boots in the hope of doubling stokes birth rate | |||
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" I always get missed out of these!"Accused of not actually tasting of strawberries | |||
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"misappropriation of a tea club fund to pay for their packaging fetish." For dazzling pilots' eyes with his day-glow jeans... | |||
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"For offering a bj instead of getting a speeding fine  "I gave him a bj, and I still got a fine! | |||
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"For offering a bj instead of getting a speeding fine
I gave him a bj, and I still got a fine! "Haha.ya best go for the ride next time so  | |||
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"For offering a bj instead of getting a speeding fine
I gave him a bj, and I still got a fine! "Maybe he want more than bi and I bet you still get the fine lol | |||
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"for indecent behaviour on top of a police van, at lunchtime!" ...and the copper I was with got a right bollocking, too... | |||
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"for indecent behaviour on top of a police van, at lunchtime! ...and the copper I was with got a right bollocking, too... "Stealing a coppers truncheon and hiding it in a very inappropriate place | |||
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"Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints*" Sharp dressed man is accused of not going to specsavers | |||
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"Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints*" Not having a belt for his trousers | |||
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"Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints* Not having a belt for his trousers "Look again | |||
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"Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints* Not having a belt for his trousers
Look again "Oh yeah... why did they fall down.... | |||
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"_amiss--in for hiding partner's body in a hollow tree trunk." Sorry not getting that one..but it is late.. | |||
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"Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints* Not having a belt for his trousers
Look again
Oh yeah... why did they fall down.... "I saw your pics...  | |||
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"Wearing a dreadful shirt in a built-up area" That's clearly mistaken identity - you mean Markoh | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted "Yeah sorry 'bout that!... | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!... "Exposing themselves in B&Q | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q"Capital murder.... Electrocution | |||
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"Samiss is accused of standing too far away from the camera...*squints* Not having a belt for his trousers
Look again
Oh yeah... why did they fall down....
I saw your pics..."So you found some glasses!.... | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
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Exposing themselves in B&Q
Capital murder.... Electrocution "STALKING  | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q"? | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
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Exposing themselves in B&Q
Capital murder.... Electrocution "With being too sweet | |||
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"Necrophilia with the corpse of Barbara Cartland" They never proved that! | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
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Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!"Ok sorry not b&q though | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though "Pets At Home....whatever! | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!"Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was! | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!"Yeah...No...think that's animals..garden centres have like..plants and garden..things! | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Yeah...No...think that's animals..garden centres have like..plants and garden..things! "Who am I to judge what you're into!  | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was! "Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me! | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile "It was a lad there a minute ago | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago "Who me? | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me! "I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes? | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Yeah...No...think that's animals..garden centres have like..plants and garden..things!
Who am I to judge what you're into! "Well I am into garden centres, strangely enough, because I am old..but not into pets | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago "Hee hee, was just about to say ,I don't have a cock! | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes? "No, I've just had one, thank you.... | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Hee hee, was just about to say ,I don't have a cock! "I did wonder..... | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?"Yes you...I think | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Hee hee, was just about to say ,I don't have a cock!
I did wonder....." | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you.... "Haha another sign of getting older! | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?"Yes you fiddleflaps.such a name  | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think "Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older! "Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list.. | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them "Tut....but I like cock pics.. Gawaaan, just for us Girlies!.. | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them "Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then.. | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Tut....but I like cock pics..
Gawaaan, just for us Girlies!.. "They're all the same anyway | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list.. "Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena! | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then.. "Lol yeah it's like a new born hedgehog | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Tut....but I like cock pics..
Gawaaan, just for us Girlies!..
They're all the same anyway"They're really not! | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then.. "Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena! "Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe? | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..
Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing "Charming! This isn't even the 'feeling old thread' :O | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..
Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing "Oooh zing!!! | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
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You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena! " | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Tut....but I like cock pics..
Gawaaan, just for us Girlies!..
They're all the same anyway"No US girlies aren't all the same...  | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe? "I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in! | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..
Lol yeah it's like a new born hedgehog "Eeeeew...they smell... | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in! "Feel free to PM :P | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..
Lol yeah it's like a new born hedgehog
Eeeeew...they smell... "Cocks or hedgehogs? | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..
Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing
Charming! This isn't even the 'feeling old thread' :O"What else his username lol | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..
Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing "Maybe a wrinkly old person might want to....on second thoughts....nah | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in! "Ah go on.be a devil | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..
Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing
Maybe a wrinkly old person might want to....on second thoughts....nah "Shame i'm not into humiliation or I'd be loving this | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P"Ha ha you wish... | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..
Lol yeah it's like a new born hedgehog
Eeeeew...they smell...
Cocks or hedgehogs?"Hedgehogs and some undesirable cocks... | |||
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"Guilty of having no cock pics on profile
It was a lad there a minute ago
Who me?
Yes you...I think
Honestly, you women. You moan about guys having cock pics then I'm guilty for not having them!
No I won't be posting that, no-one wants to see a pensioners leg poking towards them
Is it really that wrinkly?...ok maybe no cock pics then..
Yeah.maybe we'll let ya off that charge.nobody wants to see a wrinkly old thing
Maybe a wrinkly old person might want to....on second thoughts....nah
Shame i'm not into humiliation or I'd be loving this "You are loving it otherwise you wouldn't be joining in the banter, which is all it is! | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent "She is sweet and innocent.. as am I.. | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent "Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?  | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent
Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right? "Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent
Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?
Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing "It was a typo.... Its meant to say singingAngel... They won't let me change it, as I've already changed of too many times!  | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent
Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?
Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing "Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent
Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?
Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing
It was a typo.... Its meant to say singingAngel... They won't let me change it, as I've already changed of too many times! "Ha ha, Christ one letter changes the whole concept of your name...now I AM seeing you in a different light... | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent
Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?
Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing
Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later "Ok night night, thanks for the banter x | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent
Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?
Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing
Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later
Ok night night, thanks for the banter x"Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent
Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?
Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing
Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later
Ok night night, thanks for the banter x
Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow "Lol if there's one thing there's an abundance of already on here it's cocks!........And cock pictures | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent
Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?
Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing
Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later
Ok night night, thanks for the banter x
Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow "Yes, we need to see a cock pic, don't we ladies...ok I'm off to bed, have to be up early, going to b&q....to buy some paint..... | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent
Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?
Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing
Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later
Ok night night, thanks for the banter x
Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow
Yes, we need to see a cock pic, don't we ladies...ok I'm off to bed, have to be up early, going to b&q....to buy some paint..... "Lol. Night all, there shall be no cockage on my watch! | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent
Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?
Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing
Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later
Ok night night, thanks for the banter x
Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow
Yes, we need to see a cock pic, don't we ladies...ok I'm off to bed, have to be up early, going to b&q....to buy some paint.....
Lol. Night all, there shall be no cockage on my watch!"Ok night night..sweet dreams.. | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent
Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?
Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing
Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later
Ok night night, thanks for the banter x
Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow
Yes, we need to see a cock pic, don't we ladies...ok I'm off to bed, have to be up early, going to b&q....to buy some paint.....
Lol. Night all, there shall be no cockage on my watch!
Ok night night..sweet dreams.. "Sweet dreams and night night both... And a couple of kisses too, as I'm feeling generous x | |||
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"Samiss is clearly guilty of mocking the afflicted
Yeah sorry 'bout that!...
Exposing themselves in B&Q
?
You said in another thread you go to the garden centre with no underwear on!
Ok sorry not b&q though
Pets At Home....whatever!
Lurking... When in reality he just didn't know where the hell he was!
Well if he's in b&q I'm in pets at home.... ..joke before anyone jumps on me!
I just want to know the garden centre you were in now!! Haha Leekes?
No, I've just had one, thank you....
Haha another sign of getting older!
Tell me about it...Tena is always on top of my shopping list..
Just don't mistake them for the new multipack quavers wrapper! Who ever thought that idea up should be fired!.... Or work for Tena!
Quavers not as absorbent as you'd expect? Tried Wotsits maybe?
I was going to write something really filthy then!... Then reined myself back in!
Feel free to PM :P
Ha ha you wish...
I meant the filthy thing she didn't want to say publicly as she likes to pretend she's sweet and innocent
Hahaha I'm very sweet and innocent! This is a christian dating site... Right?
Yes..and you're not called sinningangel for nothing
Right well you ladies have worn me out, I need sleep. See you later
Ok night night, thanks for the banter x
Good night and don't forget yer cock pic tomorrow
Yes, we need to see a cock pic, don't we ladies...ok I'm off to bed, have to be up early, going to b&q....to buy some paint.....
Lol. Night all, there shall be no cockage on my watch!
Ok night night..sweet dreams..
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