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"if I had a £1 for every thing that skips a spellchecker on here I'd be a molty (Multi) millionaire lol" He's dyslexic | |||
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"If I had a £1 for every time someone cut me up on the A14 I'd be very rich ![]() If have been a millionaire in my first 2 years of driving down the A14, especially near Cambridge. Unfortunately 18 years later I'm still not ![]() | |||
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire.... ![]() ![]() I remember when you first joined and people took the piss. You didn't react. "Here's a stayer" I thought and here you are. | |||
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Every time people act surprised about my surname. Obviously can't say it here but they make a comment as if it's the first time I've ever heard it Kinky ![]() Can't be as bad as mine? GREENTREE lol | |||
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire.... ![]() ![]() Bad spelling ?? I've made £10 just from OP's post already ![]() | |||
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"Everytime I forge.....oh hang on what was I replying to? ![]() You're a forgerer!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Every time someone asked if I'm really dirty! ![]() In my case, if I'm really innocent ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Farting. When you're a vegetarian who has their arse fucked regularly you fart. Lots ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"if I had a £1 for every thing that skips a spellchecker on here I'd be a molty (Multi) millionaire lol" Wow, you are quite the twat | |||
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"if I had a £1 for every thing that skips a spellchecker on here I'd be a molty (Multi) millionaire lol He's dyslexic " Every time someone claims to be dyslexic because they don't proof read their post before hitting "post message" ![]() | |||
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"A pound for every time we've overheard someone saying 'I wonder how they manage sex' With Mrs being short n skinny and me being tall n fat. I usually take great glee in informing them that we do it the same way they do, only better. ![]() We get that a lot as well ![]() | |||
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"Every time people act surprised about my surname. Obviously can't say it here but they make a comment as if it's the first time I've ever heard it Kinky ![]() . I'm very intrigued now (Kat) xx | |||
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"Every time someone posts a bitchy comment regarding someone's spelling on the forums ![]() Or mentions popcorn! | |||
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"if I had a £1 for every thing that skips a spellchecker on here I'd be a molty (Multi) millionaire lol Wow, you are quite the twat " ![]() | |||
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"Everytime someone told me 'I've never done such a thing before with anyone" ![]() Yes, a few men say that to me ![]() | |||
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"Every time someone posts a bitchy comment regarding someone's spelling on the forums ![]() Or cake ![]() | |||
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"Every time someone asked if I'm really dirty! ![]() Have you had a bath recently..? ![]() | |||
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"Every time people act surprised about my surname. Obviously can't say it here but they make a comment as if it's the first time I've ever heard it Kinky ![]() Should try my surname. I enjoy watching people flail about trying to pronounce it before telling them it's pronounced "Smith" (which it clearly isn't) or just saying "Mr Unpronounceable will do." Once in a generation some says it correctly and gives me a nice surprise ![]() | |||
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"For every time my first name is spelt wrong. I know it's not a common one, but 80% misspell it. " Yep, or they mispronounce my surname too. The postman who delivers our mail to work and needs special delivery signed for has spelt my surname in numerous ways ![]() | |||
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire.... ![]() ![]() If we had a £1 every time someone pirated one of our films we would be millionaires many times over lol. | |||
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"For every time someone asked me if my hair is real or extensions. ![]() *deletes message I was just about to send* ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Am I really 6ft??? No I'm lying I'm really 5ft 3 " Weirdly I noticed that on your profile yesterday and thought you're how tall?! Not my mental picture at all and now I can't work out if you're really 5ft3 after all! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Am I really 6ft??? No I'm lying I'm really 5ft 3 Weirdly I noticed that on your profile yesterday and thought you're how tall?! Not my mental picture at all and now I can't work out if you're really 5ft3 after all! ![]() ![]() She's taller than me, and I'm tall ![]() | |||
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"Every time someone posts a bitchy comment regarding someone's spelling on the forums ![]() Unnecessary apostrophe there! Tut tut.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Every time someone posts a bitchy comment regarding someone's spelling on the forums ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope, I was correct ![]() | |||
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"People mispronounce our second name all the time, it aint hard to pronounce, in fact it's pronounced the same as an everday word with a different letter at the start. Yet for some reason folk think the letter changes the whole pronunciation, it really doesn't....ya cunts. Angel had a bit of a problematic surname before we married, she thought she'd be ok with her new surname......lol! My 10 year old son has started noticing people doing it now, he mentioned it to me the other week. I said "yep, you've got a lifetime of that to come matey"." Our surname has a lot of consonants in it. If we had £1 for every time its spelled incorrectly we would have a LOT of dosh. | |||
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"Every time someone posts a bitchy comment regarding someone's spelling on the forums ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn! That's my brain getting all fuddled already,serves me right for trying to be a grammar nazi bastard ![]() | |||
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"Every time someone posts a bitchy comment regarding someone's spelling on the forums ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I did have to check to be honest ![]() | |||
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""What's the weather like up there?"!!!!! Cracks me up every time! Mr. Marlee ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire.... ![]() ![]() For a everytime I read a comment that has so many spelling mistakes its nearly unreadable ![]() | |||
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire.... ![]() ![]() ![]() Same as if I had a pound for everyone that doesn't realise Seeside is dyslexic and comments on his spelling I guess ![]() ![]() | |||
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""What's the weather like up there?"!!!!! Cracks me up every time! Mr. Marlee ![]() ![]() We people of height need to stick together! ![]() | |||
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"If I had a £ every time I received a no thanks message I'd be on holiday now. ![]() I'd have enough to make me more attractive pmsl ![]() | |||
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"'cheer up it might never happen' or something along those lines. " Someone on a train once told me "cheer up pet, you look like you're going to a funeral". I was going to a funeral ![]() | |||
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Surely spellchecker would help a lot though? | |||
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"'cheer up it might never happen' or something along those lines. Someone on a train once told me "cheer up pet, you look like you're going to a funeral". I was going to a funeral ![]() Ah the Geordie sense of humour, still getting used to it after 17 years. ![]() | |||
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hear we go agen ..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Everytoime I spotted bad grammer. But not spelling?" Woooooosh!!!!! | |||
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire.... ![]() ![]() ![]() 98 posts and counting, it clearly isn't that unreadable. | |||
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"Evey time sumone took the piss over sumthing about me I wood be a moltiy millionaire.... ![]() ![]() Number of wanks I've had in one day. | |||
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"Everytime im called ginger and im not even ginger. Will prove it to anyone " . Are you strawberry blonde (Kat) xx | |||
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"Nope i will send you a pic if you want to judge" . Unfortunately we have single men blocked (Kat) xx | |||
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