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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I constantly see threads on here where people are saying

"whats wrong with me? I never get meets" .

basically trying to get more people to look at they're profile.

Normally backfiring dramatically in a storm of insults. With the odd little nugget of quality advice.

So just for shits and giggles. Judge away.

Bonus point for original insults. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your selfie on "Roast my Selfie".

Let's see who on here knows what that is?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with it, but you might want to hold your penis differently from one pic to another to add some originality to your shots (no pun intended)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I constantly see threads on here where people are saying

"whats wrong with me? I never get meets" .

basically trying to get more people to look at they're profile.

Normally backfiring dramatically in a storm of insults. With the odd little nugget of quality advice.

So just for shits and giggles. Judge away.

Bonus point for original insults. Lol."

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if my dog had a face like yours i'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards..

(not true...but i'm just in it for the points )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if my dog had a face like yours i'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards..

(not true...but i'm just in it for the points )"

Good go though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they call you Big Tony..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You done a good job yourself OP without our help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put your selfie on "Roast my Selfie".

Let's see who on here knows what that is?... "

a website onto which you upload a selfie with the intent people will 'roast' it?

just a guess like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You done a good job yourself OP without our help. "

Thanks.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I actually like you. Not bad at all. Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do they call you Big Tony..? "

Im 6'6"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if my dog had a face like yours i'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards..

(not true...but i'm just in it for the points )

Good go though. "

i'll come back too see if i've won anything later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they call you Big Tony..?

Im 6'6" "

Yeah but why do they call you Big Tony..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put your selfie on "Roast my Selfie".

Let's see who on here knows what that is?...

a website onto which you upload a selfie with the intent people will 'roast' it?

just a guess like "

It's a FB group. But yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he.......dodges bullets avi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put your selfie on "Roast my Selfie".

Let's see who on here knows what that is?...

a website onto which you upload a selfie with the intent people will 'roast' it?

just a guess like

It's a FB group. But yeah.

"

close enough...might go have alook actually..i have some ridiculous selfies that might be worth chucking in

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

Does anybody remember the threads where you say two things positive and two things negative about the profile above. That way everybody can take some constructive criticism about their profile to make adjustments if required. Not seen one in over a year.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Your beard is freaky and you wear girls belts ....

Other than that, where's the sky remote picture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other than you don't use apostrophes I rather like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anybody remember the threads where you say two things positive and two things negative about the profile above. That way everybody can take some constructive criticism about their profile to make adjustments if required. Not seen one in over a year."

excuse to start one perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anybody remember the threads where you say two things positive and two things negative about the profile above. That way everybody can take some constructive criticism about their profile to make adjustments if required. Not seen one in over a year."

Lot's of people got lot's of bans on those threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to know the difference between their, there and they're.

Do I get points? ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get to know the difference between their, there and they're.

Do I get points? ??"

You can have a couple as I really should learn the difference.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your beard is freaky and you wear girls belts ....

Other than that, where's the sky remote picture? "

Im definitely not going to do the whole sky remote thing.......

For a start I don't have sky

And secondly. Its so not a girls belt! Lol.

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You say in your profile "ask for a face pic" but there is already one for us to see.

Sally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You say in your profile "ask for a face pic" but there is already one for us to see.

Sally"
its a new one and won't be public for long

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid


"Why do they call you Big Tony..?

Im 6'6" "

Fuck me, you're tall.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You remind me of someone famous...

No it was my gynaecologists!

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley


"

Lot's of people got lot's of bans on those threads "

What for?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Why do they call you Big Tony..?

Im 6'6"

Fuck me, you're tall. "

Sod being tall...... It's just.. Fuck me!

And it is sooooo a girls belt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do they call you Big Tony..?

Im 6'6"

Fuck me, you're tall.

Sod being tall...... It's just.. Fuck me!

And it is sooooo a girls belt"

What makes it a girls belt? X

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Why do they call you Big Tony..?

Im 6'6"

Fuck me, you're tall.

Sod being tall...... It's just.. Fuck me!

And it is sooooo a girls belt

What makes it a girls belt? X"

It's all colourful (looks like it's been on acid) and blokeys wear black or brown belts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its covered in Marvel graphics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they call you Big Tony..?

Im 6'6"

Fuck me, you're tall.

Sod being tall...... It's just.. Fuck me!

And it is sooooo a girls belt

What makes it a girls belt? X"

Embrace your feminine side. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley


" And it is sooooo a girls belt"

It's a seatbelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I constantly see threads on here where people are saying

"whats wrong with me? I never get meets" .

basically trying to get more people to look at they're profile.

Normally backfiring dramatically in a storm of insults. With the odd little nugget of quality advice.

So just for shits and giggles. Judge away.

Bonus point for original insults. Lol."

NO bonus. Good profile. Sexy pics. Yup good all round

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Its covered in Marvel graphics. "

I wear Spider-Man pj's. But to be honest, they look better on me than a bloke!

I like a bit of famine, providing you don't steal my chocolate and complain about PMT

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


" And it is sooooo a girls belt

It's a seatbelt"

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

its really a man!. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belt issues.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To be honest the belt in question was stupidly cheap. It fell to bits and was binned. So its kind of irrelevant now anyway.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"To be honest the belt in question was stupidly cheap. It fell to bits and was binned. So its kind of irrelevant now anyway.

"

Aaawwwww

I'd offer to lend you my pj's, but they are about a foot too short.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


" blokeys wear black or brown belts

"

I beg to differ

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

'About 6'6'

Do you not actually know exactly how tall you are doofus?

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